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  • draco is the cutest thing ever lol

  • dont make me laugh im pissing

  • @parodynerdz111 Draco did in Act 1

  • i nearly pissed myself watching this!!! theres always a catch when watching starkid weather its pissing you self or a galaxy treversing whatever rocketship with enough fuel to get to mars!!!

  • Voldemort's voice reminds me of the Prince Froglip from "The Princess and the Goblin".

  • "duh, the vents!"

  • Now two people are mad at meeeeee!! XD

  • is that a new body my lord? you look absolutly ravishing .. heck yes he doess ><

  • cant? Tease!

  • Ill be in the drawing room.....Painting a picture of the STUPID looks on your face

  • I caaaan't...

    Can't? TEASE!

  • ANDD you havetobemyslaveforawholedaySTA­RTINGNOW!

  • 47 people had their dark marks laser surgically removed.

  • Now two people are mad at meeeeeee!

  • thanks starkid, now I'm pissing

  • My home made darkmark is way more convincing.......

  • You little shit !!!...

  • dont make me laugh, im pissingg.

  • Sorry Voldemort, I hate to burst your bubble, but more than 2 people are mad at you. :)

  • "You have to bw my slave for a whole day starting now!"

    "Oh you little shit!!" XD one of my favorite parts so far:)

  • say what you want, but that homemade dark mark was pretty convincing...

  • Pigfart Pigfarts here I come. Pigfarts Pgifarts yum, yum, yum

  • @popcorn700035 After he cut off his hand back in Act I.

  • since when did snape have a hook? >.>

  • This is amazing but wait now two people are mad at me

  • Now Two people are mad at me!

  • Wait, wait, wait... Cedric is alive? And a Death Eater?! I absolutely FIND this to be quite an unusual plot twist.

  • @BionicWolf4 No he's playing Lucius Malfoy

  • @lilTwigurl

    No no! He's playing Lucius Malloy!!!

  • @lilTwigurl I know. ^_^ But in this one, he's also a death eater...

  • @BionicWolf4 yeah but it was funny

  • isn't the dark mark on the other arm?

  • @RebeccaTheSlytherin cuz snape cut off his hand and sacrificed it to voldemort in the graveyard

  • LUCIUS MALLOY'S BOY? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

  • I hope Lauren is a lesbian.

  • Infirius.Poor Cedric FOUND voldy! =D

  • Why does he wear a hook?

  • Pigfarts Pigfarts Here I Come

    Pigfarts Pigfarts Yum Yum Yum

  • "there's nothing in this world so cruel and demanding as the soul of a child"

  • draco rocks my socks off! his (her) rolling about......i just cant take it!!! hahaha

  • Dumblebore. Slumbersnore. Me: RUMBLEROAR!!!!!!!

  • What's up with draco and the always rolling and falling over stuff?

  • "Andyouhavetobemyslaveforawhol­edaystartingnow!"

    "YOU LITTLE SHIT!" 

  • Voldermort you have a wand, why can't you just poof up a rocket ship for Draco?(I would like one too!XD)

  • "Now two people are mad at mere" not to mention the rest of the world Voldermort.

  • Looks like we FIND centric in yet another position...

  • "YOU LITTLE SHIT!" OMFG WHAT IS AIR!!!

  • Voldemort "Aha, don't make me laugh, I'm pissing!"

  • Thanks, Joe, now I'm pissing

  • Lol Draco is my fave always going on about pig farts... And rolling everywhere and over things lol -3

  • @JustinBieber4eva137 I SHOT BIEBER

  • Pigfarts Pigfarst here I come

    Pigfarts Pigfarts Yum Yum Yum

    Hah LoL

  • Audiences

    This video is most popular with:

    Gender  Age

    Female 13-17

    Female 18-24

    Female 45-54

    LOL NO MEN

  • Did Snape have a hook in the books? I honestly don't remember.

  • @mloogmusic NO!!! Snape didnt ever cut his hand off in the book it was peter (scabbers) and he got a sliver hand for being loyal from voldemort.

  • At the end: aaahh she always has that, she should sing more often so LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON YOU BASTARDS!!

  • Voldemort "Now two people are mad at meeeee...."

  • ...ANDYOUHAVETOBEMYSLAVEFORAWH­OLEDAYSTARTINGNOW!

  • Awww... Now two people are mad at mee...

  • YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!

  • bwhahahahahahaha! there ya go malfoy! smart kid, smart kid!

  • The best part. EVER.

  • Thts the second tyme thts happened!!!

  • I'll be in the drawing room painting the ridicules looks on your faces

    Lol xD

  • 47 people were in the middle of plotting

  • No songs about pigfarts that sad

  • DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH I'M PISSING.

  • The sad thing is, I did JoeMo's awkward hand clap thing when Draco gets Voldy too. :D

  • Voldy is soooo whiny in this scene!

  • "Now two people are mad at meeee" I hear a resemblance between Voldy and a five year old right there

  • andyouhavetobemyslaveforawhole­daystartingnow.

  • and lay out my knickers ----- OK NOTICE HOW HE SAID KNICKERSS, I HAD MY SUSPISIONS BUT NOW THEY HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED!!!! lol

  • Now two people are mad at me. :*(

  • I'll be in the draaawwwing room painting the stupid expressions on your faces. Lol. Snape kills me in every scene that he's in.

  • how malfoy says mars...o my giddy wizard god..

  • oow now two people are mad at me :'(

  • bwahahahahahaha thisj isj sjo fkngg coewwwll

  • When Draco got Voldemort I had to pause it I was laughing so hard :)

  • PIG FARTS PIG FARTS YUM YUM YUM

  • All I can look at during these Voldemort scenes is Joe Walkers chest...

  • 7:11 I heard a bit of Umbrage right there

  • "YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

  • "Don't make me laugh, I'm pissing."

  • Draco tricked Voldie to bring him slave for a day!!!!!!!!!!!! Go Draco and Unbreakable Vows!!!!!!!!!!

  • 'Dont make me laugh i'm pissing!'

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  • 47 people tried traponlenes and slides again, and still dont know what a huffle puff is

  • They never let Draco sing. :(

  • Snape is so funny !!

  • @halliehicks omg I had to do alice in wonderland too at my school!

  • If you combine the way Lucius says Draco in the sequel w/ the way Voldemort says Malfoy in this scene, it's Droco Malloy. LOL!

  • I hope Draco got Voldemort to tape the finale of Wizards of Waverly Place yesterday

  • screw alice in wonderland, i say we do THIS for our school play!

  • ...AND YOU HAVE TO BE MY SLAVE FOR A WHOLE DAY STARTING NOW! :D

  • DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH I'M PISSING! :D

  • Hahah Voldemorts face at 7:52-8:03

  • Ravishing? RAVISHING???? More lyke supermegafoxyawesomehot!!!!

  • It doesn't take a galaxy traversing rocketship to get to mars. I mean...sure you could use one. But it wouldnt be necessary

  • Phantom gladiator is a badass. Reminds me of when I did all the math to see how many monsters it would take to overdose, how much it would cost etc.

  • this is hilarious!!... "you little shit! you got me! this is the second time it happens to me, how embarresing!"

  • after watching this particular scene 1,595,114 times, it suddenly hit me that the line 'we discuss the subject of payment'' sounds like what Ursula said from the Little Mermaid

  • @xaykocysthesecond Well, the video is 8:34 long, and 8 minutes into seconds is 480. 480 multiplied by 1,595,114 is 765654720. 765654720 divided by 60 is 12760912 minutes. 12760912 minutes divided by 60 is 212681.8666666667. Over two hundred thousand hours. I don't find that possible I don't think anyone spends over 200,000 hours on the computer in their lifetime. So... no, you didn't watch this 1,595,114 times.

  • @phantomgladiator576 i don't think you needed to do the math to know that. 'twas just an joke....you know, assuming all the views of the video were by me as an exaggerated expression of how often I've watched it?

  • 0:00-8:34

    Awesome

  • @superglueisfun He's awesome ask ron

  • the part about Voldemort being Draco's slave. BLOODY. BRILLIANT.

  • Snape's face when one of the death eater's asks: "got tired of being on Dumbledore's lap?"

  • I don't think I can ever take Voldemort seriously again. XD

  • maozacfan8 yessss THANKYOU ive been wondering who joe sounded likee omg ! aha

  • Draco: "I can help you."

    Voldemort: "A child!? Really Sevrous? I'm p*ssing myself rite now!"

  • How can Snape see there faces when they have masks on?

  • Poor Draco, his song opportunities keep getting cut-off!

  • YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!!! hahahahahahhahahahahaha... I'M GONNA DIE LAUGHINGGG

  • hahahahhahaha <3

  • joe walker, you are FINNNEEEE..!

  • dont make me laugh, im pissing! xD

  • Now two people are mad at meeee....

  • I heard you had your dark mark laser-surgically removed.

  • lmao omg so i happen to be watching jackass the other day & Voldemort sounds & looks alot like Steve-O anyone agree ?? even his laugh hahah xD

  • "That's the SECOND time that's happened to meeeeee!"

  • Voldemort is soo FINE

  • cause we've already tried those...xD

  • Snape's finger giddy finger pointing marathon when Draco gets Voldemort to be his slave...ROFLLM

  • 'And don't suggest a giant slide, or a trampoline, 'cause we've already tried those...'

    BAHAHAHAH 

  • Voldemort is... hot.

  • @Ldon1234 YES. HIS ABS. sdfgasdfga

  • L.Lo is so tiny next to JoeWa!!!

  • DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH I'M PISSING!!!!

  • When Voldemort said, "DUH!" I laughed so hard my right earphone came out. XDDD

  • malloy, milfoy, it malfoy bro!

  • ...finding out valuable information like the interworkings of Hogwarts, the roster of the Order of the Phoenix... finding out what a true Hufflepuff is...

    Well, if you were a Hufflefpuff, you would have already FOUND the answer.

  • @EVideoJ77 oh Harry Potter puns are always so amusing

  • Rotflll (rolling on the floor like Lauren Lopez)

    That is all.

  • Will no one let draco sing?

  • Pigfarts pigfarts here I come. Pigfarts pigfarts yum yum yum xD

  • I love Joe Walker and Lauren Lopez's interactions. Not just in this. Everything, They are adorable.

  • YOU LITTLE SHIT!

  • I love Snapes face at 8:01 !

  • Umbridge voice at 7:10 !

  • Slumbersnore!

  • Can't? Tease!

  • Now two people are mad at me.

  • aww poor draco, he doesn't get his own song. he should totally get one in the threequel

  • awwwwww....Now two people are mad at meeeeee.........

    Hahaha! rotfldm (rolling on the floor like draco malfoy)

  • That's the SECOND time that that's happened! xD

  • @ieatmarshmellows123 good thing i went to the bathroom first. :)

  • "dont make me laugh im pissing!!" lmfao i love joe!!

  • pigfarts... Yum-yum???

    Draco's finally lost it!

  • i've seen things no Slytherin should see-Draco MALFOY!! *GASP*

  • Cant...Tease!!!

    

  • 1:25....sounds a bit like when someone tried to take a totally awesome guys guitar away......

  • YOU LITTLE SHIT!! he says while smiling....

  • "don't make me laugh, I'm pissing!"

    best. part. ever.

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  • Snape's facial expressions after Voldy becomes Draco's slave for a day are priceless.

  • I laughed SOOOOO hard at Draco' fall at 5:27

    AHAHAHAHAHA

  • No Voldemort...Sirius is somewhere else... ;D

  • is that a new BODY my lord?

  • bellatrix wait awwww....now two people are mad at meeeeeeeeeeee D:

  • I'll never be able to watch Harry Potter, without laughing, again.

  • You little SHIT!!!!!!!!!

  • I love this part the best because it has my three favorites in it :D

  • Snape: I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't.

    Voldemort: Can't? Tease!

    LMAO! xD

  • I never realized how short snape is... or is voldy just tall? <3

  • pig farts pig farts yum yum yum :p

  • AND BE MY SLAVE FOR ONE WHOLE DAY!

  • Oh... now two people are mad at meeee.

  • Cedric died... reincarnated as a Deatheater.

  • Voldemort: hack hack hack

    Draco: mm... no.... I don't

    LOL!

  • "And you have to be my slave for a whole day starting now" I am SO steeling this!

  • OMG It's Umbrige time - Joe Walker<3

  • Is the word "supermegafoxyawesome" from this? Or am I having a mental moment?

  • @FeltonFluteFreak its in the scene from act 1 where harry sings ginny that song aboutt cho. its like part 8 or something

  • Draco "And you have to be my slave for a whole day starting now!"

    Audience claps

    Voldemort "You little shit! You got me!"

  • I heard Joe's umbridge voice when he said " but dumbadore. . . must die" :)

  • PIgfarts, Pigfarts, here I come,

    Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  • dont make me laugh im pissing!