i nearly pissed myself watching this!!! theres always a catch when watching starkid weather its pissing you self or a galaxy treversing whatever rocketship with enough fuel to get to mars!!!
after watching this particular scene 1,595,114 times, it suddenly hit me that the line 'we discuss the subject of payment'' sounds like what Ursula said from the Little Mermaid
@xaykocysthesecond Well, the video is 8:34 long, and 8 minutes into seconds is 480. 480 multiplied by 1,595,114 is 765654720. 765654720 divided by 60 is 12760912 minutes. 12760912 minutes divided by 60 is 212681.8666666667. Over two hundred thousand hours. I don't find that possible I don't think anyone spends over 200,000 hours on the computer in their lifetime. So... no, you didn't watch this 1,595,114 times.
@phantomgladiator576 i don't think you needed to do the math to know that. 'twas just an joke....you know, assuming all the views of the video were by me as an exaggerated expression of how often I've watched it?
...finding out valuable information like the interworkings of Hogwarts, the roster of the Order of the Phoenix... finding out what a true Hufflepuff is...
Well, if you were a Hufflefpuff, you would have already FOUND the answer.
draco is the cutest thing ever lol
dahvieismydrug 1 hour ago
dont make me laugh im pissing
fireyjake81 17 hours ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
@parodynerdz111 Draco did in Act 1
YouGandered101 1 day ago
i nearly pissed myself watching this!!! theres always a catch when watching starkid weather its pissing you self or a galaxy treversing whatever rocketship with enough fuel to get to mars!!!
RjemmaB 1 day ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
Voldemort's voice reminds me of the Prince Froglip from "The Princess and the Goblin".
SquareVid 2 days ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
"duh, the vents!"
chocmint101 2 days ago 2
Now two people are mad at meeeeee!! XD
annabeth56 2 days ago 5
is that a new body my lord? you look absolutly ravishing .. heck yes he doess ><
Codie164 2 days ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
cant? Tease!
AnyaEmber13 3 days ago in playlist More videos from StarKidPotter
Ill be in the drawing room.....Painting a picture of the STUPID looks on your face
HPFreak777 3 days ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 3
I caaaan't...
Can't? TEASE!
RadicallChifaz 4 days ago 2
ANDD you havetobemyslaveforawholedaySTARTINGNOW!
keepcalmandrockout 4 days ago
47 people had their dark marks laser surgically removed.
ZethVedik1 4 days ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 4
Now two people are mad at meeeeeee!
ILovesYou1352 4 days ago 7
thanks starkid, now I'm pissing
ollikenmaisey 4 days ago
My home made darkmark is way more convincing.......
TheSuperFeminist 5 days ago in playlist A very potter musical
You little shit !!!...
marcycare56 5 days ago
dont make me laugh, im pissingg.
wAyInToL0V3 5 days ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
Sorry Voldemort, I hate to burst your bubble, but more than 2 people are mad at you. :)
MsBroadwayforever 6 days ago in playlist Harry Potter musical 3
"You have to bw my slave for a whole day starting now!"
"Oh you little shit!!" XD one of my favorite parts so far:)
gilly656 6 days ago 4
say what you want, but that homemade dark mark was pretty convincing...
FearlessDreamer99 6 days ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 5
Pigfart Pigfarts here I come. Pigfarts Pgifarts yum, yum, yum
lilTwigurl 1 week ago 3
@popcorn700035 After he cut off his hand back in Act I.
FlagshipMartin 1 week ago 2
since when did snape have a hook? >.>
popcorn700035 1 week ago
This is amazing but wait now two people are mad at me
themusicgurl1213 1 week ago 2
Now Two people are mad at me!
RileyLizardbreath 1 week ago
Wait, wait, wait... Cedric is alive? And a Death Eater?! I absolutely FIND this to be quite an unusual plot twist.
BionicWolf4 1 week ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 14
@BionicWolf4 No he's playing Lucius Malfoy
lilTwigurl 1 week ago
@lilTwigurl
No no! He's playing Lucius Malloy!!!
TheDoubleJays 6 days ago
@lilTwigurl I know. ^_^ But in this one, he's also a death eater...
BionicWolf4 5 days ago
@BionicWolf4 yeah but it was funny
lilTwigurl 5 days ago
isn't the dark mark on the other arm?
totaljesusfreak94 1 week ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
@RebeccaTheSlytherin cuz snape cut off his hand and sacrificed it to voldemort in the graveyard
allersmcgee 1 week ago
LUCIUS MALLOY'S BOY? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Zoey4223 1 week ago in playlist More videos from StarKidPotter 2
I hope Lauren is a lesbian.
RebeccaTheSlytherin 1 week ago
Infirius.Poor Cedric FOUND voldy! =D
RebeccaTheSlytherin 1 week ago
Why does he wear a hook?
RebeccaTheSlytherin 1 week ago
Pigfarts Pigfarts Here I Come
Pigfarts Pigfarts Yum Yum Yum
XxSarahRocks56001xX 1 week ago 6
"there's nothing in this world so cruel and demanding as the soul of a child"
samanthatomcat 1 week ago
draco rocks my socks off! his (her) rolling about......i just cant take it!!! hahaha
samanthatomcat 1 week ago
Dumblebore. Slumbersnore. Me: RUMBLEROAR!!!!!!!
Chocobearization 1 week ago in playlist AVPM
What's up with draco and the always rolling and falling over stuff?
hgmartin4 1 week ago 2
"Andyouhavetobemyslaveforawholedaystartingnow!"
"YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
cliftongirl1022 1 week ago in playlist More videos from StarKidPotter 74
Voldermort you have a wand, why can't you just poof up a rocket ship for Draco?(I would like one too!XD)
mistpool41 1 week ago 6
"Now two people are mad at mere" not to mention the rest of the world Voldermort.
SLReyst 1 week ago 3
Looks like we FIND centric in yet another position...
TheIrishDesire 1 week ago 2
"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" OMFG WHAT IS AIR!!!
VickiBankai 1 week ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 4
Voldemort "Aha, don't make me laugh, I'm pissing!"
pisceanchic 1 week ago
Thanks, Joe, now I'm pissing
TheJubeJube13 1 week ago 6
Lol Draco is my fave always going on about pig farts... And rolling everywhere and over things lol -3
JustinBieber4eva137 2 weeks ago 102
@JustinBieber4eva137 I SHOT BIEBER
shidenblade 7 hours ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
Pigfarts Pigfarst here I come
Pigfarts Pigfarts Yum Yum Yum
Hah LoL
smartchic1201 2 weeks ago 8
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sexy12ninja 2 weeks ago in playlist A very potter Musical 6
Did Snape have a hook in the books? I honestly don't remember.
mloogmusic 2 weeks ago
@mloogmusic NO!!! Snape didnt ever cut his hand off in the book it was peter (scabbers) and he got a sliver hand for being loyal from voldemort.
sexy12ninja 2 weeks ago in playlist A very potter Musical 3
At the end: aaahh she always has that, she should sing more often so LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON YOU BASTARDS!!
musicalfan301 2 weeks ago
Voldemort "Now two people are mad at meeeee...."
LiveForMusic1101 2 weeks ago 10
...ANDYOUHAVETOBEMYSLAVEFORAWHOLEDAYSTARTINGNOW!
teamNATALIE96 2 weeks ago 9
Awww... Now two people are mad at mee...
Immalovinthesingin 2 weeks ago
YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!
dumbbrunette99 2 weeks ago
bwhahahahahahaha! there ya go malfoy! smart kid, smart kid!
varahvalentine 2 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
The best part. EVER.
TheKaitybugs 2 weeks ago
Thts the second tyme thts happened!!!
Chocobearization 2 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
I'll be in the drawing room painting the ridicules looks on your faces
Lol xD
mistpool41 2 weeks ago 6
47 people were in the middle of plotting
HelpFromAMinecrafter 2 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
No songs about pigfarts that sad
88sallymay 2 weeks ago
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH I'M PISSING.
themusicangelxoxo 2 weeks ago
The sad thing is, I did JoeMo's awkward hand clap thing when Draco gets Voldy too. :D
ktplex3 2 weeks ago
Voldy is soooo whiny in this scene!
iLoVeDeSaNdNaTe456 2 weeks ago
"Now two people are mad at meeee" I hear a resemblance between Voldy and a five year old right there
MsEmilyPotter 2 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 2
andyouhavetobemyslaveforawholedaystartingnow.
MrMatto91 2 weeks ago in playlist AVPM 2
and lay out my knickers ----- OK NOTICE HOW HE SAID KNICKERSS, I HAD MY SUSPISIONS BUT NOW THEY HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED!!!! lol
lucii4eva 2 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
Now two people are mad at me. :*(
MrMatto91 2 weeks ago in playlist AVPM
I'll be in the draaawwwing room painting the stupid expressions on your faces. Lol. Snape kills me in every scene that he's in.
SchuesterSnape 2 weeks ago
how malfoy says mars...o my giddy wizard god..
iwantMOREofHORAN 2 weeks ago
oow now two people are mad at me :'(
sogodraco 2 weeks ago
bwahahahahahaha thisj isj sjo fkngg coewwwll
happytwins13 2 weeks ago
When Draco got Voldemort I had to pause it I was laughing so hard :)
NinjaTurtlez9028 2 weeks ago 4
PIG FARTS PIG FARTS YUM YUM YUM
sophialovesrwj 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from StarKidPotter
All I can look at during these Voldemort scenes is Joe Walkers chest...
leelee353 2 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
7:11 I heard a bit of Umbrage right there
dancer4life077 2 weeks ago
"YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
MsSheltiepup 2 weeks ago 5
"Don't make me laugh, I'm pissing."
PandachanLuff 2 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 2
Draco tricked Voldie to bring him slave for a day!!!!!!!!!!!! Go Draco and Unbreakable Vows!!!!!!!!!!
TheKuroneko70 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from StarKidPotter 5
'Dont make me laugh i'm pissing!'
TheHobbitLove 3 weeks ago 4
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RockyRoadDreamBeams 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
47 people tried traponlenes and slides again, and still dont know what a huffle puff is
TheIceSamurai 3 weeks ago 3
They never let Draco sing. :(
parodynerdz111 3 weeks ago
Snape is so funny !!
ForeverBatman100 3 weeks ago
@halliehicks omg I had to do alice in wonderland too at my school!
MvL010 3 weeks ago
If you combine the way Lucius says Draco in the sequel w/ the way Voldemort says Malfoy in this scene, it's Droco Malloy. LOL!
danodaveo 3 weeks ago
I hope Draco got Voldemort to tape the finale of Wizards of Waverly Place yesterday
NicoStubs 3 weeks ago 105
screw alice in wonderland, i say we do THIS for our school play!
halliehicks 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from StarKidPotter
...AND YOU HAVE TO BE MY SLAVE FOR A WHOLE DAY STARTING NOW! :D
MissBabyBlueEyes1000 3 weeks ago
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH I'M PISSING! :D
MissBabyBlueEyes1000 3 weeks ago
Hahah Voldemorts face at 7:52-8:03
hellocello123 3 weeks ago
Ravishing? RAVISHING???? More lyke supermegafoxyawesomehot!!!!
Chocobearization 3 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
It doesn't take a galaxy traversing rocketship to get to mars. I mean...sure you could use one. But it wouldnt be necessary
TheZiggirawk 3 weeks ago
Phantom gladiator is a badass. Reminds me of when I did all the math to see how many monsters it would take to overdose, how much it would cost etc.
TheZiggirawk 3 weeks ago
this is hilarious!!... "you little shit! you got me! this is the second time it happens to me, how embarresing!"
crazybitch994 3 weeks ago 5
after watching this particular scene 1,595,114 times, it suddenly hit me that the line 'we discuss the subject of payment'' sounds like what Ursula said from the Little Mermaid
xaykocysthesecond 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from StarKidPotter
@xaykocysthesecond Well, the video is 8:34 long, and 8 minutes into seconds is 480. 480 multiplied by 1,595,114 is 765654720. 765654720 divided by 60 is 12760912 minutes. 12760912 minutes divided by 60 is 212681.8666666667. Over two hundred thousand hours. I don't find that possible I don't think anyone spends over 200,000 hours on the computer in their lifetime. So... no, you didn't watch this 1,595,114 times.
phantomgladiator576 3 weeks ago
@phantomgladiator576 i don't think you needed to do the math to know that. 'twas just an joke....you know, assuming all the views of the video were by me as an exaggerated expression of how often I've watched it?
xaykocysthesecond 3 weeks ago
0:00-8:34
Awesome
Heatherstripe22 3 weeks ago 3
@superglueisfun He's awesome ask ron
starkid9934 3 weeks ago
the part about Voldemort being Draco's slave. BLOODY. BRILLIANT.
jessisnacorn 3 weeks ago 5
Snape's face when one of the death eater's asks: "got tired of being on Dumbledore's lap?"
Monana313 3 weeks ago
I don't think I can ever take Voldemort seriously again. XD
mandalou1997 3 weeks ago 5
maozacfan8 yessss THANKYOU ive been wondering who joe sounded likee omg ! aha
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Draco: "I can help you."
Voldemort: "A child!? Really Sevrous? I'm p*ssing myself rite now!"
bigsmallweird 3 weeks ago
Draco: "I can help you."
Voldemort: "A child!? Really Sevrous? I'm p*ssing myself rite now!"
bigsmallweird 3 weeks ago
How can Snape see there faces when they have masks on?
superglueisfun 3 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
Poor Draco, his song opportunities keep getting cut-off!
cottoncandygirl412 3 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 5
YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!!! hahahahahahhahahahahaha... I'M GONNA DIE LAUGHINGGG
kittykatz428 3 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 6
hahahahhahaha <3
kittykatz428 3 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
joe walker, you are FINNNEEEE..!
caitlynlovesyu12 3 weeks ago 39
dont make me laugh, im pissing! xD
caitlynlovesyu12 3 weeks ago
Now two people are mad at meeee....
itssmaddy 3 weeks ago 4
I heard you had your dark mark laser-surgically removed.
itssmaddy 3 weeks ago
lmao omg so i happen to be watching jackass the other day & Voldemort sounds & looks alot like Steve-O anyone agree ?? even his laugh hahah xD
maozacfan8 4 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
"That's the SECOND time that's happened to meeeeee!"
oneninja8 4 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 2
Voldemort is soo FINE
treCartmanday 4 weeks ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 3
cause we've already tried those...xD
kaybeefree123 4 weeks ago 2
Snape's finger giddy finger pointing marathon when Draco gets Voldemort to be his slave...ROFLLM
PervyMari 4 weeks ago 8
'And don't suggest a giant slide, or a trampoline, 'cause we've already tried those...'
BAHAHAHAH
PervyMari 4 weeks ago 89
Voldemort is... hot.
Ldon1234 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from StarKidPotter 2
@Ldon1234 YES. HIS ABS. sdfgasdfga
itssmaddy 3 weeks ago 4
L.Lo is so tiny next to JoeWa!!!
maddimayhem15 4 weeks ago
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH I'M PISSING!!!!
NachoPachoful 1 month ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 8
When Voldemort said, "DUH!" I laughed so hard my right earphone came out. XDDD
maxfangangle 1 month ago
malloy, milfoy, it malfoy bro!
madschneids 1 month ago
...finding out valuable information like the interworkings of Hogwarts, the roster of the Order of the Phoenix... finding out what a true Hufflepuff is...
Well, if you were a Hufflefpuff, you would have already FOUND the answer.
EVideoJ77 1 month ago 87
@EVideoJ77 oh Harry Potter puns are always so amusing
iLoVeDeSaNdNaTe456 2 weeks ago
Rotflll (rolling on the floor like Lauren Lopez)
That is all.
bluefox99887 1 month ago 7
Will no one let draco sing?
awesomemani1998 1 month ago
Pigfarts pigfarts here I come. Pigfarts pigfarts yum yum yum xD
MissFlummigaJag 1 month ago
I love Joe Walker and Lauren Lopez's interactions. Not just in this. Everything, They are adorable.
theDROIDuarelooking4 1 month ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 6
YOU LITTLE SHIT!
maddimayhem15 1 month ago
I love Snapes face at 8:01 !
EMM98AJP 1 month ago
Umbridge voice at 7:10 !
EMM98AJP 1 month ago
Slumbersnore!
EMM98AJP 1 month ago
Can't? Tease!
Seniors12Kpop 1 month ago 4
Now two people are mad at me.
Seniors12Kpop 1 month ago 2
aww poor draco, he doesn't get his own song. he should totally get one in the threequel
lovesaphira 1 month ago
awwwwww....Now two people are mad at meeeeee.........
Hahaha! rotfldm (rolling on the floor like draco malfoy)
Musicgirl42798 1 month ago in playlist More videos from StarKidPotter 5
That's the SECOND time that that's happened! xD
Ravieron 1 month ago
@ieatmarshmellows123 good thing i went to the bathroom first. :)
balletstarz1 1 month ago
"dont make me laugh im pissing!!" lmfao i love joe!!
SilentHowlBrokenWing 1 month ago
pigfarts... Yum-yum???
Draco's finally lost it!
GeorgiaisEmofly99 1 month ago
i've seen things no Slytherin should see-Draco MALFOY!! *GASP*
GeorgiaisEmofly99 1 month ago
Cant...Tease!!!
TwistedLove124 1 month ago
1:25....sounds a bit like when someone tried to take a totally awesome guys guitar away......
LYBNIAWW 1 month ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
YOU LITTLE SHIT!! he says while smiling....
CzarinaCrysanthemum 1 month ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
"don't make me laugh, I'm pissing!"
best. part. ever.
varietyStyle 1 month ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 2
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RosettaSings 1 month ago
Snape's facial expressions after Voldy becomes Draco's slave for a day are priceless.
imissrose123 1 month ago
I laughed SOOOOO hard at Draco' fall at 5:27
AHAHAHAHAHA
PervyMari 1 month ago
No Voldemort...Sirius is somewhere else... ;D
tobyonedog 1 month ago 2
is that a new BODY my lord?
02Lara20 1 month ago
bellatrix wait awwww....now two people are mad at meeeeeeeeeeee D:
superchlo100 1 month ago
I'll never be able to watch Harry Potter, without laughing, again.
eRiNhEaLy44 1 month ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
You little SHIT!!!!!!!!!
kgirlonfire 1 month ago 5
I love this part the best because it has my three favorites in it :D
MyProverbialSunrise 1 month ago
Snape: I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't.
Voldemort: Can't? Tease!
LMAO! xD
shoenewah 1 month ago
I never realized how short snape is... or is voldy just tall? <3
CrazyLittleDragonfly 1 month ago
pig farts pig farts yum yum yum :p
DannyDougielover123 1 month ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 2
AND BE MY SLAVE FOR ONE WHOLE DAY!
SuperSaucyFellow 1 month ago 4
Oh... now two people are mad at meeee.
Khajmer 1 month ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical 4
Cedric died... reincarnated as a Deatheater.
missTwix86 1 month ago
Voldemort: hack hack hack
Draco: mm... no.... I don't
LOL!
99easycheese 1 month ago
"And you have to be my slave for a whole day starting now" I am SO steeling this!
AlexandraRosalita 1 month ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
OMG It's Umbrige time - Joe Walker<3
AlexandraRosalita 1 month ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
Is the word "supermegafoxyawesome" from this? Or am I having a mental moment?
FeltonFluteFreak 1 month ago
@FeltonFluteFreak its in the scene from act 1 where harry sings ginny that song aboutt cho. its like part 8 or something
ryanryanryanm 1 month ago
Draco "And you have to be my slave for a whole day starting now!"
Audience claps
Voldemort "You little shit! You got me!"
dramachick2223 1 month ago 104
I heard Joe's umbridge voice when he said " but dumbadore. . . must die" :)
TheLeaf56 1 month ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical
PIgfarts, Pigfarts, here I come,
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!
hahahahahahahahahaha
MrsDracoMalfoy0 1 month ago 88
dont make me laugh im pissing!
superduperlemonvicky 1 month ago 5