You got to feed chimps more omega 3,that's the deference between people and apes we started to eat fish and seafood witch made us smart. test were proven.
bullshit. the chimp did better than a 2 year old, without as much help. well, we at least know from this video that a chimp is smarter than a 2 year old. no shit. chimps show a level of at least a 4 year old child in most studies. this was pointless.
there are many things that scientists must take account for in these type of testings, a FEW being... 1) you must make sure that if the child had no previous testing, that the ape had no previous testing as well (if so another chimp should be used) 2)No matter Chimp or Child you must not "coax" it by putting the "reward" in the same place (you must mix it around)
addition to 2)if you stop the video at 40 before the tester even moved the "reward" the chimp new exactly which hole it would be under by pointing at it. this is not telepathy haha, this is evidence of repetitiveness. 3) the child should not be sitting on a lap or have a mother aswell as any other person in the room besides the tester & should be sitting in the center of the table in a chair
(if you may notice she is on the right side of the table, thus she always picks the right hole ::humans are lazy::). The chimp as well should be sitting in the middle of the "testing glass". (AND AGAIN please notice at :58 the chimp already knows where the "reward" hole is going to be even BEFORE THE TESTER MOVES HER HANDS!!!)
those are just a few example of illegitimacy in this test...
I would like to add onto the last words "apes were not as good social learners as humans" (my addition) "Yet had far better memory skills then a 2 year old human" hahaha
Also "due to the tests done" apes are certainly not as good "social learners" as humans... For they are APES!!! I am sure if Apes were preforming the tests the out come would be "humans were not as good social learners as apes" haha
When I was 11 my english teacher showed my class a film where monkeys where strapped to a seat and driven at different speeds into a concrete wall to assess skull damage. Since then I have had no faith in humankind and such trivial tests comparing monkeys with little children just confirms how stupid humans are.
well if what you say is true (that humans such as yourself are stupid beings) then that just claims that you say can not be used very well in arguements as your human mind does not grant you more intelligence than a mokey (don't get me wrong because i am strong believer in animal rights)Remember this though, to progress forward we must learn from our mistakes, which is obviously why we do not do said tests anymore.
I saw videos of tests where they strapped chimps into seats, put helmets on them and dropped rocks on their heads. This was to test the effectiveness of helmets for lessening skull damage during motorbike accidents. Chimp skulls are evolved for falling from trees which is why old motorcycle helmets let you die.
my brother, a born again christian, strongly denies the existance of dinosaurs or theory of evolution. he's a fucking arrogant fool. and i'm a fucking ignorant cunt for not respecting his religion.
That little girl is stupid. She got the first test wrong, but the chimp was hardly paying attention and he got it right.
If she were my daughter, I would remind her constantly how she can't even live up to the achievements of a chimp. Even at her young age, there is no excuse for that sort of stupidity.
I can't wait to have a child. I think that I would make a fantastic father :)
I think the conclusion could have been stated within the first few sentences. The chimp in the first experiment wasn't paying strict attention to the hidden object, so I think something else is at play in it's being able to locate it. Perhaps a form of animal instinct which is more acute in animals for location and surroundings.
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OnceUponATimmyy 2 weeks ago
They weren't equally as good, I saw a child fail on the first exercise.
dannielpreto 3 months ago 2
i kinda want some bananas now...
mylvl200wizardpwnsjk 1 year ago
That's not fair! They are pitting adult chimps against 2 year old children!
cliffracerslayer 1 year ago
@cliffracerslayer Yep. I bet if you pitted adult humans against adult chimps in these tests, the humans would win HANDS DOWN!!!
ILikeGirlsWthBigEyes 1 year ago
You got to feed chimps more omega 3,that's the deference between people and apes we started to eat fish and seafood witch made us smart. test were proven.
Omega3chimp 2 years ago
I'd actually believe that... it would account for the size of our brains, all animals with large brains have aquatic ancestry, even elephants.
I think the real difference though, is rhythm. Chimps have no rhythm, I think that eventually led to art.
monkeytwineball 2 years ago
The conclusion was a bit abrupt, and doesn't really fit with what was in the rest of the video. Unless I missed something :o
furQ 2 years ago
bullshit. the chimp did better than a 2 year old, without as much help. well, we at least know from this video that a chimp is smarter than a 2 year old. no shit. chimps show a level of at least a 4 year old child in most studies. this was pointless.
thecellarlife 2 years ago 5
Maybe if the holes were bigger....
windap55 3 years ago
very good
michaeldellow 3 years ago
Ja, da isser! Super! :D
Vortarulo 3 years ago
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thanks your saying an orangutan is smarting than me. thanks, im highly offended by this jerk
antbrman 4 years ago
your -->you're
smarting --> hahahaha
im --> I'm
Enough said. Can you dress yourself?
biancalovecraft 3 years ago 9
thanks bill nye
lizjamm 3 years ago
You're welcome. So when do you start first grade?
biancalovecraft 3 years ago
Wow, another person on the internet that understands how to correctly form words into a sentence, while using grammar!
CalabusDabus 2 years ago
dats unpossible!!!1!!!!
gerblewienercat 2 years ago
hey can i join this fight too? i got nothing else to do today
dodgedart74 2 years ago
Humans can manipulate their environment/outcompete pretty much any other animal
briach 4 years ago 2
beerwalla, that was funny as hell! :)
hughlooks 4 years ago
'Apes weren't as good at social learning as humans?" Well damn' I could have told you that myself.
hughlooks 4 years ago 3
i got the wrong cup every time.
beerwalla 4 years ago 3
monkeys don't kill other monkeys in the name of religion
ferrariModenas 4 years ago 24
they kill them in the name of territory and food.
takineko 4 years ago 2
@ferrariModenas yeah they do it in the name of food lol
footballUSAcowboys 1 year ago
Apes are better at climbing trees and shagging for fun, I know who I think comes out on top.
m3lloncolli3 4 years ago
Apes don't make silly video responses to equally silly videos.
Jpc118 4 years ago 3
there are many things that scientists must take account for in these type of testings, a FEW being... 1) you must make sure that if the child had no previous testing, that the ape had no previous testing as well (if so another chimp should be used) 2)No matter Chimp or Child you must not "coax" it by putting the "reward" in the same place (you must mix it around)
davidrvrthompson 4 years ago
addition to 2)if you stop the video at 40 before the tester even moved the "reward" the chimp new exactly which hole it would be under by pointing at it. this is not telepathy haha, this is evidence of repetitiveness. 3) the child should not be sitting on a lap or have a mother aswell as any other person in the room besides the tester & should be sitting in the center of the table in a chair
davidrvrthompson 4 years ago
(if you may notice she is on the right side of the table, thus she always picks the right hole ::humans are lazy::). The chimp as well should be sitting in the middle of the "testing glass". (AND AGAIN please notice at :58 the chimp already knows where the "reward" hole is going to be even BEFORE THE TESTER MOVES HER HANDS!!!)
davidrvrthompson 4 years ago 2
those are just a few example of illegitimacy in this test...
I would like to add onto the last words "apes were not as good social learners as humans" (my addition) "Yet had far better memory skills then a 2 year old human" hahaha
Also "due to the tests done" apes are certainly not as good "social learners" as humans... For they are APES!!! I am sure if Apes were preforming the tests the out come would be "humans were not as good social learners as apes" haha
davidrvrthompson 4 years ago 4
LOL so true
darthisaiah 4 years ago
thanks haha
davidrvrthompson 4 years ago
I hope that chimp rips her head off...
Jamex06 4 years ago
When I was 11 my english teacher showed my class a film where monkeys where strapped to a seat and driven at different speeds into a concrete wall to assess skull damage. Since then I have had no faith in humankind and such trivial tests comparing monkeys with little children just confirms how stupid humans are.
20chelsea06 4 years ago 2
Then, you should marry Cheeta. He was actually Senor Cheeto.
Freman99 4 years ago
well if what you say is true (that humans such as yourself are stupid beings) then that just claims that you say can not be used very well in arguements as your human mind does not grant you more intelligence than a mokey (don't get me wrong because i am strong believer in animal rights)Remember this though, to progress forward we must learn from our mistakes, which is obviously why we do not do said tests anymore.
diddymonster 4 years ago
really?
elhef 4 years ago
You must have went to a really harsh school.
Nijitechie 4 years ago
I saw videos of tests where they strapped chimps into seats, put helmets on them and dropped rocks on their heads. This was to test the effectiveness of helmets for lessening skull damage during motorbike accidents. Chimp skulls are evolved for falling from trees which is why old motorcycle helmets let you die.
tricky778 4 years ago
my brother, a born again christian, strongly denies the existance of dinosaurs or theory of evolution. he's a fucking arrogant fool. and i'm a fucking ignorant cunt for not respecting his religion.
oh what the hell...
johngalantini 4 years ago
at least you know!
coombeh 4 years ago
no, ur ignorant for not trying to beat the blind fucking truth into is skull
elhef 4 years ago
Maybe cimps would have better social skills if they weren't behind a flipping screen!
petro1986 4 years ago
That little girl is stupid. She got the first test wrong, but the chimp was hardly paying attention and he got it right.
If she were my daughter, I would remind her constantly how she can't even live up to the achievements of a chimp. Even at her young age, there is no excuse for that sort of stupidity.
I can't wait to have a child. I think that I would make a fantastic father :)
teddybeardustin 4 years ago 5
omg you made me cry of laughing teddy :D lol classic
Mitchell4892 4 years ago
The monkey didn't seem too far behind. We may be underestimating our chimp cousins.
JohnDeBunkTest 4 years ago
Its a two year old kid up against a fully grown chimp. For fucks sake, there is no underestimating.
BobCassidy 4 years ago
~ John ducks the mard of poo Bob just flung at him ~
JohnDeBunkTest 4 years ago
Ill go eat that poo just to show you how close I am to the chimps.
BobCassidy 4 years ago
I think the conclusion could have been stated within the first few sentences. The chimp in the first experiment wasn't paying strict attention to the hidden object, so I think something else is at play in it's being able to locate it. Perhaps a form of animal instinct which is more acute in animals for location and surroundings.
YoureGuilty 4 years ago
What? Are you gonna now try and tell us they are psychic?
BobCassidy 4 years ago 2
People can't throw poo as far.
andopolis 4 years ago 3
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rebeccalouisewilkes 4 years ago
Monkeys can dance.
And boy, they can sing for Eurovision.
andyboy660 4 years ago
But can they DANCE?! But can they SING?!
cerebulon 4 years ago
You've clearly never been to Bangkok.
leadbellydan 4 years ago