Always bet on Heavy!

[Spikecartesia]

Poesy.

[Elmithian]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how Duke Nukem should have been

[TheLegend1800]

I've got FISTS OF STEEL!

[insight1337]

LITERALL DUKE IS LITERALL

[blindreaper935]

87 people ate shit and died

[PivotBeginner100]

I've got balls of POOTIS!

[GYROMIGHT1]

See? Red! Npo wait thats blood...

[Zetumalix]

...why isn't this a hat yet.

[dragon2000200]

@Zetumalix I was just gonna say that XD Dukes Hairstyle called "The King of Cuts" or somthing like that.

[Shadowbeast638]

Ten bucks says that game would be more fun than Duke Nukem Forever.

[thunderBOOM23]

press 1 and 2 for wacking

press 7 for animals planet funniest videos

press 9 for raping a headless bitch

[BleachIBG]

It's funny because all of his quotes are stolen.

[killkenny5000]

its time kick ass and nom sandvich...and i am full of sandvich

[ThisIsntMyAccountShh]

@killkenny5000 Better luck next video...

[Arrwzyfrrzynhezzi]

Dat arm

[MrSonicduck]

My balls. Your face

[oobiedoob]

The expression when he cracks his neck is priceless

[ROBLOXvalkyrie1]

'Cuz Duke retired.

[CreamofVideoGames]

0:00 - 0:08

Orgasm!

[marc2377]

My BALLS! They are made of STEEEEL!

[K4Origins]

:C! ME NO GUSTA !

[DJRozwell]

But wait, he already died :C

[wolttere]

I thaugh scout was pissing :D

[kelmorian178]

Hail to the Heavy, baby.

[exelentdude]

Gmod, right?

[AkiKimura17]

@exelentdude Source Film Maker

[Spriggs877]

He needs the hound dog

[SteableDvD]

Hale to the king, baby!

[firzen1231]

Well. The soldier should be thankful that is the order he did it in. Would not have been pretty the otherway around.

[The1AndOnlyMarioMan]

My balls they are made of steel!!

[ToshitheWolf]

O-o heavy as Duke Nukem kind of looks a little like Gile

[dillj34555]

I'm not gunna fight you, I'm gunna kick your ass

[ser997]

How did you made that

[VinnyVanYiffy]

Now to find Froggy. Where coul be be? Jammed up Sonic's asshole?

[darkshadow9581]

@VinnyVanYiffy Nah probably up Big's ass

[xcloudx01]

@darkshadow9581 Might explain why he was always after that frog and it always managed to get away

[darkshadow9581]

@xcloudx01 That explains everything XD

[VinnyVanYiffy]

@darkshadow9581 no, John St. John. he did the voice of Big and Duke. that'sthejoke.wmv

[PNDRazor]

81 people didn't bet on Heavy

[ExtinctSquirrel]

Well done, smooth movements :)

[dajoekr]

Heavy Nukem Guy

[spyro1201]

MY BALLS THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!

[shutupisaprayer]

... I've got BALLS OF STEEL!

[thunderBOOM23]

@shutupisaprayer i have got radioactive 35 centimeter long radioactive dick that erects in 3 seconds......it costs four hundred thousand dollars to have sex with me for...twelve seconds.......did i mention it weighs 350 killograms?

[RAIZ0R1211]

that needs to be a hat NOW

[StudioAREshorts]

Eat shit and die,

That's my new catchphrase 

[lectricanman]

So um what was scout doing in the beginning?

[CBBalthazar]

@lectricanman Well it really looked like he was running away from Heavy Nukem. To me, he looked like he was jerking off or being given an all-in-one.

[Tytanized]

@lectricanman Being a medical student, I am 98% sure that he is breathing.

[TheOlliekickflip]

he got that i ll rip ur head off and shit down ur neck from full metal jacket

[LordBunbuns]

wtf is wrong with the scouts hand at the beginning

[TheCrimsonGears]

The unpleasant sound of hearing that guy's head get ripped off *Shivers* Duke Heavy Nukem is a force not to be reckoned with =)

[gPaHaTaTa]

Duke Pootem

[GentlemanPyro]

they should make that a promo hat for duke nukem

[Wurminfektion]

Has no head and is dead “Eat shit and die!“ fuck logic

[OCCASIONGAMER]

Those glasses and hair look alot better than the hound dog, NEEDS TO BE A HAT NOW

[hexmeohdear]

OMG look at the scout's arm!

[BrokenDispenser]

i watch this 100 times over and it's still good!~

[AIfanatic96]

that'll teach him to never.....EVER laugh at DUKE

[gigakurby1]

eat shit and die... not in that order

[gigakurby1]

HAHAHAHAH omfg awesome

[DeathscytheHarveste]

In Heartbrake Ridge (1986), Clint Eastwood first said: "I'll rip your head of and shit in your neck."

The movie was released before any Duke Nucem game, obviously. It was Oscar nominated and won two international Movie Prices. Also: Clint Eastwood directed the movie as well.

Conclution: Clint Eastwood is badass. Duke Nucem can't be badass without stealing quotes from REAL badasses.

[fafefla]

@DeathscytheHarveste And you can't be badass becouse you can't spell Duke Nukem right...

[zackjohnsonhurricane]

THATS RAW!

[DEMONPRINCE25]

im here to kick ass and eat sandviches and im all out of sandviches

[ohgodno47]

@DEMONPRINCE25

You only copied the top commenter's comment...

[DEMONPRINCE25]

@ohgodno47 i dont read the top com beside i didnt notice it

[ohgodno47]

@DEMONPRINCE25

Then it would quite a coincidence that if you didn't read the top comment, you had the exact words that he said...

So it means that you really copied it.

[killerman19880385]

that HAIR...valve should make that hat in tf2

[SWHalo2]

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

-GySgt Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

[1168rack]

Same thing that chuck norris would do

[rorshachfan]

Guile...?

[HerdULeikMudkips]

He killed Soldier, Old-Style.

[DFXist]

Best tf2 video.

[theemachine4510]

At the beginning Scout is jacking off XD

[Flashlight1996]

I came here to beat your ass and nom sandvich.

And i am all out of sandvich

[Lordneoify]

@Flashlight1996 All out of sandvich?

"And my sandvich is still loading."

[Flashlight1996]

@Lordneoify :D

[FamilyGuy998]

@Flashlight1996 I came here to beat your ass and nom sandvich.

And my sandvich is all cooldown right now

[p1r6t30fr0ck]

@Flashlight1996 and i'm all out of sandvich.

[GoldenPickaxe]

@Flashlight1996 I´m here to kick as and nom sandvich.

And my sandvich is in cooldown.

[FreeButtSex]

@Flashlight1996 Aww my old retarded account.

[Exccentrous1]

@Flashlight1996 DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, VALVE!? What happens when you give sandvich cooldown!?

[thunderBOOM23]

@Flashlight1996 0:25 ill give u my sandvich....from last night >:D

[TheHateHarbinger]

Duke Nukem. Forever. Nuff said.

[ZombieSlayr800]

wait megadeth made the duke nukem theme? awesome :)

[DatBlakGuy]

Too....perfect

[Phlippieskezer]

Well, that soldier's head was easily removed...

[epicSMGfan]

i use to think he was wearing a sailor hat >.>

[chasecomix]

poot nukem



[DireSloth]

Nobody liked your game, Duke. Go away.

[vildar9]

@DireSloth most people liked the new one but alot liked the old one! :D

[Geddon51]

its itnme to kick ass and chew SCOUT! and im all autta Soldier

[Kirill12341]

Hail to the sandvich,baby!

[lolandrew12]

duke heavy nuken lol!!

[Evoferry]

whats wrong with the scout?

[coldkiller525]

@Evoferry he's been drinking to much bonk...

[ZehMoonkin]

Subed!

[DarkriderXZ]

I must have this skin. XD

[monstermasher93]

hat

[125happyguy]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOOMFGROFLSMS

@DFHIKSLOIERHFTR

[Gunmanx13x]

/watch?v=uJnBBfe5Jo4&feature=m­­fu_in_order&list=UL



[Kytosai13]

SQUARESQUARESQUARESQUARESQUARE­SQUARESQUARESQUARE SQUARESQUARE SQUARESQUARE SQUARESQUARE SQUARESQUARE

[lameWB]

ＮＥＥＤ Ａ  ＤＩＳＰＥＮＳＥＲ ＨＥＲＥ

[TheChickenrun3]

WHY ARE WE ALL TALKING IN CAPS?

[PyroMancersGroup]

@TheChickenrun3 CAUSE ITS FUN?

[TheChickenrun3]

@PyroMancersGroup HOW IS PPL TALKIN IN WIERD FONT?

[PyroMancersGroup]

@TheChickenrun3 MAGIC *SNORTSNORT*

[bilyisbored92]

ＴＨＩＳ　ＶＩＤＥＯ ＩＳ ＳＰＡＴＡ

(I dont know how to do those letter)

[tooichan]

@bilyisbored92 ＺＥ　ＨＥＡＬＩＮＧ　ＩＺ　ＮＯＴ　ＡＺ　ＲＥＷＡＲＤＩＮＧ　ＡＺ　ＺＥ　ＨＵＲＴＩＮＧ　ＬＯＬＯＬＯＬＯＬＯＬＯＬＯＬＯＬＯＬＯＬＯＬＯＬＯＬＯＬ

[bilyisbored92]

@tooichan HaHaHAHA

[akatsuki12354]

Try holding down 6 :|

[Dedspawn]

They need to make this a hat and a taunt ( Cracking nuckles and "let's Roll" )

[BoombangBros]

Just Eat Shit and die...

[8feet]

No wonder why FOREVER felt something missing.

God Bless!!!

[Martini96112]

HEAVY IS DUKE NUKEM

[80xlulz]

Looks like Heavy stole that Street Fighter's guy hair and Travis Touchdown's sunglassess.

[007foppe]

wish i could find a workin moviemaker :( only things i find is nasty viruses lol

[LHunterO78]

This video is now a year old

[Rosered10000]

HEAVY IS DUKE NUKEM

[pengydude1]

did u think of submitting those models to valve? id love that as a hat

[jj16802]

Now we need a Pigsoldier model :P

[dopeman459]

duke heavy nukem

[omgitsgrim2]

@dopeman459 Duke nukem is already heavy

[MrRougeace]

@dopeman459 Heavily Nuked Dukey :3

[Banaani0]

@dopeman459 Heavy Nukem

[Roxervids]

@dopeman459 Yea no Dickpickle fairies Sherlock.

[Exccentrous1]

Everyone who disliked this bet on someone other than Duke.

[CaptainZero264]

They need to make one with Gorge Liquer American (Soldier) with his retarded Newfue (scout)

[DiamondDerry]

he looks more like guile with glasses XD

[insight1337]

your videos are superior to any sexy awards crap

[BrothersWeird]

I've got fists of steel.

[xservintage]

This video made me a man.

[MrPivotjuggalo]

Wrong he uses source film maker

[NFSKing]

Another day, another neck DukeHeavy shits down.

[xxELFOXYxx]

It is gmod he used or source filmmaker and used tf2 models.

[danner504]

its not gmod its tf2

[CuckooNow]

I know the Heavy says "eat shit and die", but it's difficult to imagine the soldier still being alive BEFORE the Heavy shits down his neck. Just sayin'.

[RoxastheHedghog]

go Duke Heavy :3



[tarek12mig]

oh no no NOOOO HE JUST MAKE A SHIT ON SOLDIER

[baikoleda1]

OMG whats the program GMOD cant do this or your a PRO , MAster or Godlike in Gmod

[V45844]

@baikoleda1

Source film maker

[baikoleda1]

OMG whats the program GMOD cant do this or your a PRO , MAster or Godlike in Gmod

[banrysen]

Surely its die and eat shit?

[YakupDenizBilal]

HAAHAHAHAAHAHHAH

[CakeDispenser]

Looks like Max Headroom to me.

[MakeofVideos]

what did you use to animate this

[CobaltiSickle]

At first I thought Scout was urinating

[Nafebutuoy39]

Better than Duke Nukem Forever

[MasacruRo]

HAHAH

[Sasuke50897FTW]

Why did I get a boner from this?

[ElmntNinja]

This is why it's not a good idea to steal Heavy's Sandviches all the time.

[hgrunt100]

I think scout was having minor heart attack or stroke

[theguywhoannoysme]

@hgrunt100 He's been running from Heavy for almost a month now.

[hgrunt100]

Sorry *half life 1 gibbing noise

[hgrunt100]

Lol the expression when he says "I'll rip off your head and shot down your neck" this is the funniest YouTube video I've seen. Lol half life 1 fibbing noise when he rips soildies head off

[goluigi10]

Scout was winded.

[gemiljack]

First soldier was like :D

Then he was like D:

[KarmaCharged]

It time to kick ass and chew bullets,and im out of bullets

[SuperGeneralD]

Heavy Nukem Forever

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

Notice how he shat on his back rather then down his neck

[1211subzero]

eat shit and die  die and shit eat

[mistysimba29]

lol 69

[mistysimba29]

69 people ate shit and died

[baikoleda1]

wait this isn't GMOD

[crowbarsrule]

Kids, that's were babys come from