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  • i am not a fan of the republican party but this was really funny, kudos

  • Rednecks ofcourse....racist pig who dosent care for anyvone but them self :) Btw Greetings from Sweden we are voting Democrats!

  • Interesting. It's an ironic stab at stereotypes about Southern Republicans, right? Or maybe it's a tongue-in-cheek mockery of Southern Republicans? So hard to tell!

  • This is good!!

  • Is that supposed to be satire?

  • i'm votin dumbocrat cuz i like to smoke weed.

  • And I'm votin' Republicant 'cause I wanna turn Americer into a theocracy, jail homosexuals, let pedophile priests run loose, let the Saudi government oppress its own people so we can turn the Middle East into a giant oil well, brainwash kids with creationism, and condemn communism only because it threatens America's power, not because of its human rights violations, yet trade with commies and take advantage of their slave labor whenever there's an opportunity.

  • your such a fucking retard, just jump off a bridge and save us the trouble

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  • BillyBob, thank you for bringing back satire........I love it.

  • hail satan.

  • Republiklans are such dumbass morons.

  • Democrats are such faggots

  • haha this is funny and true

  • At least obama is willing to compromise while the dipshit republicans have to have it their way

  • Proud Union Fuckers, Dumber than Shit. Why don't you go back to school and learn to wipe your ass. Stupid Shits.

  • Rednecks never disappoint.

  • Haha, a bit crude. A bit retarded, but also a bit true.

    

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  • What could be dumber than voting for the Republicans, who see to it that all the money goes to one-percent of the people?

  • I don't usually vote, but since I have the oppertunity to destroy churches. I'M VOTING DEMOCRAT!

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  • too bad this is fake, nobody can be this stupid.

  • @william9545 the democrats can pull it off

  • the massage parlor is a whore house.

    go in there wanting a massage, your probably a foreigner, or slightly autistic, and take everything literally.

  • Wow could this guy be any more of a racist ass hole? Way to prove that you are an uneducated idiot. Fuck you, religion belongs outside government, abortion is perfectly fine and none of your business, and there is nothing wrong with being gay. You should try finishing high school.

  • @kpftw16 I think you should go back the high school and ask your English teacher about satire. Its a wonderful thing that can be used to get a point across in a comical way, you ignorant retard.

  • BWAHAHAH. BWAHAHAHAHAH. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~~~~

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  • Great video!

  • I dont get the thing about heroin or the one about the massage parlor.I hate democrats as much as any conservative but what was that supposed to mean???

  • @johncisney15 the bit about the heroin, watch CNN long enough and you'll find out.

    and a massage parlor is a prostitution ring.

  • @johncisney15 and a socialized program isnt only about taxes, its also about effort.

    if you got a bunch of bigots who manage and staff the program, what in the fuck is the sense in having a socialized program anyway ?

    the liberals go "oh yah, we'll fund the social programs", but when it comes time for them to addy up and fill out job apps to work for the program,

    the same people go "oh no, I dont want to work with that guy who needs the services"

    so its not available anyway.

  • @johncisney15 all these paper programs, that benefit nobody.

    and who are you going to complain to ?

    Most of these paper programs are staffed by private agencies who dont give a fucking shit about you to begin with, and the politicians know full well that they're running a bull shit program.

    its just like milton friedman said.

    "there's no such thing as a free lunch"

    these social programs are born, of the "free lunch myth".

    the idea that you can get blood from a rock.

  • @johncisney15 The free lunch myth.

    The idea that you can actually benefit from public taxes, for free.

    The idea that people who have no idea who you are, actually cares about you.

    The idea that you can tax business, and use it to give free stuff to the people.

    what happens is, yeah the program OFFICE gets set up.

    and people's bigotries against the recipients become part of the scene, and the services becomes shitty and not available.

    and Inflation through the roof happens too.

  • @johncisney15 the free lunch myth itself, is born of people's desire to live a grand life, at the expense of somebody else, calling themselves "poor".

    notice, these so called "poor" people, walk around wearing designer clothes, so they can't be all that poor, now can they be ?

    lol

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  • BillyBobNeck my teacher :)

  • for some reason I doubt "billybobneck" graduated high school.

  • @miasmablk Let alone knows what a school is.

  • @miasmablk Some how I doubt you graduated high school if you cant see satire when its right in front of you.

  • The video was good until the towel on your head part, lost all credibility with that one.

  • towel on your head? What an idiot....

  • I'm voting Republicunt!

  • I sure hope people that live outside the US don't think most americans are like this cross-burning, ford pick-up driving, jew-blaming, environment hating ,hillbilly redneck, white-trash, cousin fuckin, insurance hating, freedom hating, ignorant backwoods moonshinin' homeschooled typical repudlican.

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  • @solomanspaming You realize its a joke right?

  • @1019079 i dont think this was a joke at all honestly......

  • @solomanspaming RePUDlican...HAHAHAHAHAHA love it...you're catchphrase was juststolen and spread to Indiana my man haha

  • Best Dumbocrate video i´ve ever seen 1 MIllion Stars

  • Lol democrats are such baby murdering pussies that control the media

  • IM VOTING REPUBLICAN BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO CURE AIDS AND BREAST CANCER AND OH YEAH BECAUSE IM RACIST BEHOCH

  • is this guy for real or been ironic?

  • hey BillyBobNeck, whats your opinion on the extension of the BUSH tax cuts... what a socialist.... right?

    NOW billy i have a new 4 step plan for YOU to end this rampant socialism:

    1. stop talking.

    2. take down this video.

    3. go back to your tin shack.

    4. never come back out

  • @khart221 And also? Since when have you ever done something for the west? Socialism is a simple, lower version of communism. It still wants to make everyone "equal" and wants to provide for the people. But when government cannot provide, you get riots like those in France. Also note: The Rich make their money out of hard work. The poor use welfare.

  • @khart221 satire satire satire does he need to have a flashing sign that says "Its only satire" or are you just a troll?!

  • come on people this is satire!

  • Your kinda cute BillBob :P I know I could turn you with half a beer and a pole dance! :D

  • OBAMA IS A FITHLY KEYNESIAN!!!!!!!!

  • @GodAthie *Kenyan

  • @lianghaochen

    nooo obama is not kenyan i am not a ignorant birther.

    i am correct and i know i am correct when i say

    obama is a fithly KEYNESIAN

    (do some homework)

  • Towel on my head? Well our hair does get wet often, it's this weird side effect associated with the strange phenomenon of bathing, but you wouldn't know anything about that would you?

  • Yes: The biblical god Yahweh is a despicable monster. How 'bout reading the WHOLE bible, Genesis - Malachi, Matthew - Revelation, get cracking! You'll have all sorts of fun, incest, genocide, stoning, dashing babies against rocks, etc. Now That's how to spend a Mother Fucking Weekend! Father Fucking Weekend actually, there's actually some of that in there, and you won't even have to read twenty chapters into Genesis!

  • You want the government to tell you what you can and can't sell to children? What are you, some kind of socialist!?

    Hey!!! 2 A.M. can get tense pal!

    When a preborn fetus has detectable problems, I have no problems terminating it. Or maybe I want my wife risking a deadly miscarriage. Or complications to allow my son to be born deaf, blind, etc. That'll be a fun life! Maybe teenagers need to raise kids, slap a little responsibility into 'em eh?

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  • Let's see you keep that opinion when our wells slow to a drip. Neither party is putting much into energy Independence. What do you need a big truck for anyways, sounds like you are compensating for something.

    The Culture of Death? I think I passed my emo phase. Do you mean death panels or some other wacky shit!?

    If they are leaning that way then yes. There's no shortage of babys, we need more guaranteed adoptions (but I bet you don't want that either, eh fucktard!)

  • Churches: I believe they should go out of business, religion is a bane on society. Hopefully trends will continue, atheists will be the majority of tomorrow (projections put them as 25% of the U.S. population by 2020).

    What we are doing in Iraq is bad, the people who sign up to do the job are good. Pat Tillman said he did not like the war but felt it was his duty to go anyway. If I was called, I'd grit my teeth and bear it. And I love the troops, that;s why I want them home!

  • I thought this was sarcasm, how unfortunate. Actually no, BillyBobNeck, your self pwnage helps ensure the downfall of the Republican Party, thank you very much.

    On another political note: Fuck the electoral collage, simple majority should decide presidency.

    And fuck this two party system. Instate a party-list voting system (look it up you'll learn something bad-ass)

  • @MacabreManifesto WELL SAID!!

  • I'm voting republicaaan, cos they took er job!

  • Awesome video.

  • lol great vid :P

  • It is baffling to me that people like you call themselves believers in God.... WOW Its official AMERICA now can be called the country full of idiots.

  • It is baffling to me that people like you call themselves believers in God.... WOW

  • I don't know whether to like this because it proves our point about the GOP/Teabagers or down, because it's so friggin bad that even Republicans would vote it down. This is what happens when the GOP kills education. This should be titled: America Now Home Skooled (misspelling intentional).

  • Another glaring example of why inbreeding is a bad idea.

  • @Matryx Why because inbreeding makes people like you who cant tell when something is obviously satire?

  • supp0rt t3h tr00ps

  • Democrats shouldn't be called Democrats anymore.....as of now,their new name is the Socialist party of America. Their slogan? "Heil Hitler!"

  • @johncisney15 yes....hitler...the socialist leader of socialist germany...yes...

    "national socialism" =/= socialism

  • @leftovercrunch exactly.

  • @johncisney15 oh. cool.

  • LMFAO "IM VOTIN DUMBOCRAT BECAUSE I WANT MY CHILD TO GROW UP A HOMOSEXUAL, THEIR SO CREATIVE" ROFLMFAO

  • This is so stupid it should go into the George Bush Library.

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  • "dumboCRACT"???

  • Glory Hallelujah! I too am voting Dumbocrat. The Republicans is God's people

    TimFromLA

    P.S. Thank you Billy Bob Neck, you are doing God's work

  • This is WHY i avoid the south lol, rednecks are so ignorant! They cling to religion & yet know NOTHING about it. The southern bible belt scored the LOWEST on the Pew Forum Study. Obviously I.Q.'s are overrated to them, they're content to remain intellectually LAZY, it's easier to not think for yourself. So go ahead & live in your little redneck bubble & just listen to your religious leaders & Fox News.

  • @mstngslly wow, that's an authoritative stance you've taken. Thanks for pigeon holing an entire region based on your myopic view of reality.  You're clearly superior judging by your ability to cite one particular study. What impresses me most about you is your utter ignorance of subtle satire. Don't get me wrong - I'm sure you have a respectable I.Q. just based on the fact that you put so much emphasis on I.Q.

  • Now you need to make a "Im voting Libertarian" video.

  • Funny thing -- Gen. George Washington said during his farewell address that having parties would hurt the country, and they should be avoided, along with debt and foreign alliances. We really followed it huh?

  • we dont hate the troops you do you wont to keep them in war so they die and we wont to take then so they can live. So you complain cars that get really good mpg well do u like getting 10 mpg and giving those foreign oil companies all your money you dumb fuck your just like all the rest of the republicans got your head up your ass take it out and look around the world is changing it not 1800 anymore you can vote republican and have ceo's make 500% wow that seems fair for other poeple

  • @GrandAmGT1990 and why shouldnt the CEOs be allowed to make 6,000 % profit ?

    this is a capitalist country.

  • all yall shut up! Billy Bobs th only sane person on the interwebs. yall need to repent your democrit sins, elsen you find yourself in hell real soon.

  • "they're so creative"

    haha

  • The trolls on the video are just as good as the video's ahaha, I often forget you yanks are used to satire a la Colbert or Stewart. You'd do well over here in the UK Billy Bob, plenty of commie lib fags to outrage!

  • AMERICAN PEOPLE I KNOW YOU COME HOME TIRED FROM WORK AD U HAVE KIDS, BUT LETS PROSECUTE REPUBLICANS , THEY KILLED 3000 AMERICAN PEOPLE IN 9/11, COS BUSH WAS DRUNK ON A PHONE WITH SAUDIS. MY KIDS DONT SEE TWIN TOWERS ANYMORE, IT WILL COST LOTS OF MONEY TO BUIL DTWIN TOWERS BACK. GOP SHOULD BE PROSECUTED! WTF BUSH LIVES IN A HUGH MANSION IN DALLAS, BUT BIG APPLE DOESNT HAVE NICE SKYLINE? WHERE IS JUSTICE? WAKE UP AMERICA!

  • @democratsaresmart boy, take out the meth from yer diet and try this again

  • @democratsaresmart

    don't blame republicans for bush's actions. the REPUBLICAN PARTY is in NO WAY responsible for the actions of George W. Bush. he is responsible for his own actions.

    that's why I vote for the PERSON over the PARTY. i have to agree with you though, bush was as asshole.

  • This is why I love your channel. The comments can sometimes be funnier than the videos.

    liberals/democrats/foreigners/­canadians - "you're a fucking moron" "Stupid redneck" "fuck you asshole" "Republicans are idiots" "Canada rules you stupid American" "you americans are stupid"

    conservatives/republicans/chri­stians - "you tell them Billy!" "The DemocRats are evil" "Bout time somebody spoke the truth" "Obama is a tool"

  • Wow Billybob This speaks volumes about Republicans. Republican videos show how dumb, homophobic, racist and bigoted they really are. Billybob proves everything I believe about Republicans!

  • @anitafh1 sober up and watch it again, homo

  • @BillyBobNeck Billybob please tell me this is satire. If so, you got me good. Please excuse me though, I live in Texas. I actually see people like this everyday! Was that u on Rachel Maddow calling Rachel a lesbian vampire? u even got Rachel. roflmao!

  • @BillyBobNeck You just proved his point, bigot.

  • @BillyBobNeck you are a hypocrite. I am a devout Christian and let me tell you something. Didnt Jesus tell us to spread the wealth and give to the poor. And yet the Rpeublican party who praise themselves the champions of God when they cut welfare and promise not to higher the minimum wage.

  • @dhahranksa No brother/sister, you are mistaken. God says in Genesis 3:19 "By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food until you return to the ground..." Also in 1 Thessalonians 3:10: "For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat." God commands us to work for our food. Slothfulness is a sin (1 Corinthians 6:9-11), and trust, it's not the widows and orphans who are using up all the welfare money. God Bless!

  • @kimguerrero1 Yes, i agree with you on those points that people should for their own food and money. But in the bible it tells us to give money to the poor

    Leviticus 23:22

    When you reap the harvest of your land, do not reap to the very edges of your field or gather the gleanings of your harvest. Leave them for the poor and the alien. I am the LORD your God.

    Proverbs 14:31

    He who oppresses the poor shows contempt for their Maker, but whoever is kind to the needy honors God.

  • @kimguerrero1

    Proverbs 28:27

    He who gives to the poor will lack nothing, but he who closes his eyes to them receives many curses.

    Mark 10:21

    Jesus looked at him and loved him. "One thing you lack," he said. "Go, sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."

    God Bless!

  • Not to mention...they keep tax rates for the rich at extremely low rates and force the middle class and the lower class to foot the bill for the rest of them....MINUS the creation of jobs they were promised...we need a free market with a currency backed by gold...end the fed, outlaw corporate lobbying in government and follow the constitution....and tax proportionately WITH representation.....this country would be the greatest place on the planet.

  • @anitafh1

    yeah look up I'm Voting Republican on youtube, democrats do the same stupid shit this was an obvious video response to that load of bs.

  • @anitafh1 Uh, what? Can you prove that? Sadly, racism is the lowest argument to help you get ellected. You've spend more money than the entire Iraq war combined. You also demonize our troops and hail Islam as the only religion. You are indeed a fool. You also see helping the worthless welfare-lovers by taxing the wealthy who work for their fair share as "evil." You're the lowest of all scum...

  • @anitafh1 You act like a demacrap never picked up a camera and said some stupid shit..... have you ever seen bill mayer? by the way many dems hate faggots too.

  • Nothing to do with being a democrat jack ass

  • can you sell me some heroin? or crack?

  • can you sell me some heroin? or some crack ?

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  • haha ur awesome

  • I pray to god you are being sarcastic. I am rebublican and I think that most of the shit your saying is absolutly rediculous.

  • That music is pretty nifty. Gonna do me a little jig.

  • have the churches been destroyed??NO.Are we wearing towels over our head??No.With republicans would more wars have been started,and harm more troops because we want countries to hate us again?Yes.

  • this is a joke right? right?

    plz let it be a joke

  • @william9545 he be trollin'

  • You can't be for real..

    you're the stereotype redneck hick you thought could only exist in satire.

    Classic! Good luck running for prez, if Bush got in, anyone knuckle dragging degenerate paintchip eating moron can get in the whitehouse!

  • verry nice

  • verry nice

  • Hahahha u tell them billybobneck!

  • @TreedawgNative i'm trying to but they too "stoned" to listen.

  • how will voting democrat get people to sell me heroine? dont see the logic in that..and where did a massage parlor come from? maybe a guy needs a massage day or night on his main street.

  • hahaha this is so funny, and right

  • This just made me into a Democrat.

  • @SilverLakeDaze well, i guess i ain't gonna be seeing you in Heaven then

  • @BillyBobNeck what,heaven is reserved for rebulicans and hell is for democrats??

  • hey billy, do you know the concept of tyranny of the majority? your republican pals are even worse for it than the democrats.

  • @ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz the only majority that counts is the majority of GOD FEARING AMERICANS that don't wanna be shot through the back of the head just because they go to church

  • @BillyBobNeck guess not then numbnuts

  • @ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz How about expanding on your ignorant statement?? I'm very amused by it!

  • @flyboymd82 what part would you like me to expand on?

  • @ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz Tell us how the Republicans are guilty of Tyranny

  • @flyboymd82 tyranny of the majority, they are guilty because many of them wish to see christian values and beleifs put into law, for example, that gay people should not be allowed to do whatever the heck they want with themselves, that people should not be allowed to use drugs, something which directly affects solely the user, they supported the patriot act, the current wars, america was founded on freedom, the idea that you can do whatever you like up until you harm someone else, that is how.

  • @ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz Hmm. Thats called societal norms, not tyranny. Drug abusers only effect themselves? Who pays for their overdoses, welfare, kids, houseing etc b/c they cannot work? You're a moron.

    How about Democrats who just shoved socialized medicine down our throats with bribes & intimidation when 67% of the people DID NOT want it? What about Obama takin over healthcare, banks, auto compainies, mortgage co's & now wants to control the internet, radio shows & oil industire? LOL! Wake up!

  • @flyboymd82 no you wake up, read my first comment again, i didnt say democrats are good and republicans bad, i said they are both bad but republicans worse, societal norms = tyranny of the majority if they should become part of law. democrats have some respect for peoples rights on a social scale and republicans are supposed to aswell but lately with the neocons its seems they want to tax you big and cut welfare at the same time in favour of subsidising business.

  • @ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz How would YOU have it? The will of the few being forced upon the majority? Why even have elections huh?

    You've got it completely backwards my friend. Democrats are the big tax & spend people, NOT repulbicans. Forget that Bush gave us two major tax cuts & even a tax refund? Obama's raising taxes, health care is gonna cost more, he wants to pass a cap & trade tax and even a value added tax! He's bankrupted the Country with his wild spending, quadrupleing our debt!

  • @flyboymd82 Bush was an ass, and Obama is more of an ass.. Do you realize Bush increased government by 50% during his 8 years? That's not conservative by any estimates. I know because I'm a libertarian a.k.a. a real conservative who understands that many of the founding fathers, were what we call today minarchist libertarians, laissez faire small government approach.  Republicans are the the party that spends, democrats are the party that taxes and spends, libertarians are the pissed off ones

  • @ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz Oh, and BTW, Obama is against gay marriage as well! LOL!

  • @flyboymd82 you dont get what im trying to say, i've said multiple times now i dont like the democrats, the world does not consist of democrats and republicans. i would have it so that everyone was free to do whatever they please up until they harm someone else, that doesnt mean the will of the few forced on the many, it means nobodies will forced on anybody.

  • @ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz so, y'all is a commie is what yer saying

  • @BillyBobNeck and ya'll is most deffo a troll :P

  • @flyboymd82 for the record i'm a libertarian.

  • @flyboymd82 Who pays for the drug war?? What is the cause of Mexico's 20,000+ deaths over the past years? It's the drug war stupid... You wake the fuck up, we only arrest over 800,000 people a year in the u.s. for pot alone, something safer than alcohol. Alcohol kills over 100,000 people a year, tabacco 400,000, all illegal drugs combined LESS THAN 20,000. And we spend over 40 billion each year to put Americans through a justice system that makes life harder once they are free again.

  • @Clyaton boy, Jesus didn't shoot no crack cocaine and neither should you. i know you lie-bertarians wanna have some kinda society where you can get all the free drugs and under-age prostitutes you can handle but it ain't gonna happen here because THIS IS AMERICA

  • @BillyBobNeck And I never will.. When did I say I want to make under-age prostitutes legal? No libertarians that I know of want a society where you can get all the free drugs you want, or under-age prostitutes. I'm more conservative than you.. I'm a hell of a lot smarter.. You look like YOU have meth mouth you redneck sister screwin' midget. I come from a farming family, born and raised and Kansas, and you got me sayin', well hot damn! That thrrrr's a redneck!

  • @BillyBobNeck  lol your the one that says ur a teabagger

  • @BillyBobNeck

    I don't believe he said anything about shooting up crack or under age prostitutes. Instead, he was referencing the money wasted on fighting an unnecessary war against drugs.

    Simply yelling "THIS IS AMERICA" in a redneck drawl isn't a valid refutation. Try again.

  • @ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz Tell us how the Republicans are guilty of Tyranny

  • @ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz Tell us how the Republicans are guilty of Tyranny

  • Great satire, love the accent,

  • Gotta love this video....my love for the Republicans has declined, but I still hate the Democrats...

  • @JJJohnson32 God bless ya, son!

  • @BillyBobNeck Thanks, but thank the Democrats for ruining what open-mindedness is suppose to be about!!!

  • @JJJohnson32 Amen! Stupid dumbo-crats don't understand a dang thing about getting along with anybody except Satan. All they wanna do is push their agenda of death and socialism!

  • This is so terribly stupid...

    Seriously, guys! I think it's satire!

    I know it's so hard to distinguish right-wing talking points from satire, but this just seems a bit too stereotypical!

    Though if it weren't satire, I wouldn't be surprised.

  • "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. "

    P. J. O'Rourke

  • You're not an American if you only wave a flag, you have to do much more. Your alone, disfigured, and all around a mean man. How come? Hopefully one day you'll grow up, but then again let the Republicans do all the corrupting for you then, huh,o'l chap? By the way, its not wrong to be yourself. If you have problems with gays, get out. Obviously you don't that the government is suppose to support no religion.

    With love,

    Alice a transgendered teen <3

  • @HonorableTheft my bad i forgot the word "know" and should replace the word "don't" with "didn't" My bad its there in sentence 7 =/ my bad

  • I'm not even American but I think it's funny, how can you miss the humour in this?