turtle sex
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From: hemerson32
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  • Lol she tried to run but he was like "NO BITCH UR GANNA TAKE IT"

  • he said come on come on

  • woooow

  • waitt...so are those turtles making those noises???? WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHA

  • That turtle can last a long time. A true champ

  • auh ~auh ~auh " clunk "~auh "clunk" auh ~auh ~auh SQUIRTLE!!~SQUIRTLE~squirtle~a­aah

  • doggy style hahaha. The sounds are disturbing though.

  • he had a HARD ON!,she was HARD to CUM by,but in the end she got that hard TURTLEWAX FINISH!, the male turtle was puttin in his turtle in the female turtle!

  • hahah .. the noises are just too funny!!!

    GO NINJA TURTLES hahah

  • how to determine the gender of the tortoise??? i have a tortoise and i have no idea if its a male or a female lmao. have a nice day.

  • is she like moaning lol

  • go turtle go!!! fuck that bitch hard!!

  • I have yet to see a male turtle that is so in the heat of the moment that he loses it and falls on his back :)).

  • Thats it baby take it all! Slow and steady wins the race.

  • LOL she started to eat the leaves off the plant while he was bangin her from the back

  • lmao!!!!!!!!dis shit fuinny ass shit im sorry

  • OMG All turtles making same possesion.

    It's very bad.

    We are Lucky ;)

  • LMAO! I DIDNT KNOW TURTLES HAD SEX! XD

  • What did you think the stork brought them

  • hey i just bought a turtle that looks just like yours, but i dont know how they are called. can you help me out?

  • sure, what would you like to know.

  • i would like to know what type of turtle they are, what should i feed it and at what temperature should i keep him at. oh, and how can i know its the sex.

  • going, and going and going...like wow

  • The girl looks like a katamari... what kind is it?

  • wtf

  • omg. LMFAO that was hilarious!

  • looks like godzilla fcking his wife

  • omgsh, the noise is sick!!!

  • Yeah, it's turtle language for "Oh yeah! Oh baby! Keep it coming! Work it!"

  • damn, he was beatin hard.

  • this is stupid

  • who the fuck films shit like this

  • Ummm, me. AND you DID watch it ; >

  • i stopped this shit. i came here cause someone gave me a link to this bullshit

  • its reali fuxk up!! lol

  • there not having sex

  • call it whatever you like, as long as the babies come of it

  • hahahha! what D!!

  • it needs 70's porn music, I'm tellin' you.

  • LOL - it sounds like the male turtle is saying, "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!"  The female seems unimpressed with his technique. LOL

  • this gave me a hard on LOLLOLOMGWTF kkthxbi

  • you're too to watch it, then.

  • and also.....

    let neither rain nor sleet nor dark of night, nor the fact that my mate wont stay still and would rather eat the surrounding plant life than have relations with me nor the sounds of sirens in the background deter me from my duties....

    and also, are the turtles making that funny sound?

  • any other time i would find this disgusting but i couldnt stop laughing hahahahahaha

  • hardcore..

  • Argh! How does it END!?!!

  • What the SHELL! poor sods even sex is slow!

  • wut the hell?

  • hahahaa! great video!!!

  • this is hot

  • OMFGLMAOWROF

  • rofl! like funniest ever!! >_X

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