101 ways to annoy severus snape

[Flipray2009]

i get the feeling you got the first one from that list called"ways to annoy snape".

[TsukiakariMegami]

I've got one! Ask him if he'd be willing to taste your love potion. And tell him you don't mean the one in the cauldron...

[Aliroxursoxoff]

28 is cruel!! :O ah well :P

[legoclub123456]

warning: some of these pranks will cause snape to pull a gun.

the last person to pull all of these pranks in one daay dissapeared one night and was never seen again

[MJAngelLove]

I got one as well as being a Harry Potter Fan I'm a Michael Jackson Fan. So here's mine.

102, While he's sleeping dress him as Michael Jackson play Billie Jean in Potions and say loud enough everyone can Hear Michael Michael Michael Michael Moonwalk for us.

[Elizablue2]

I have one. Knit him a black scarf with skulls on it and give it to him in front of the whole class. Say "I think it would go well with your personality!"

[donotmeswithmeorelse]

he most likely would kill u on every prank so u have to pick one before u die

[klakka989]

do ypu want to get yourself killed

[klakka989]

67 68 is just mean

[lucifersangle1]

#61 should be have Hermione knit them

ps. i love the rasmus muick

pss.sry bout the spelling

[LillySnape4evah]

@#60 Instead of calling him that call him Snevilus

[snape6208]

when im older and if i have a boy im dressing him as snape

[musicmagicpan]

that's funny... I'm going as him for Halloween... 

[musicmagicpan]

omg!!! I LOVE these!!!! Why do i have the feeling that most of these if i were 2 do them would get me killed. If he were real.. .

[NatBeiFong]

30 - I would either do that or keep staring at him for while and then suddently say "Your voice is raping me. It hurts so gooooood~~"

and then run like hell of course :D

[divagirl408]

I got one. Whenever he walks into the classroom, play I Whip My Hair.

[NatBeiFong]

@divagirl408 AND dance to it :D

[ameygirl323]

#30 hell yeah you'd better run like hell XD #42 ahahahaha definately #46 but snape is ALWAYS in a bad mood :P #65 isn't it pernouned "bogger-roo? lolz #78 LMFAOO!!!! #83 ahahahahaha #85 gawd ur hilarious #86 I absolutely LOVE all of your references to PPP XD #90.... that's just cruel #96 ahahahahahahaha #97-#99 hehe he might comit murder XD .... hehe nice job XD <3

[LilithSterninAddams]

HAHA if he doesn't kick your butt for these then u'd be lucky!#22 HAHA that's funny.Ok now with bolwing kisses at him oh I so would!With #30 yeah u'd better run! #42 yeah that's for sure.Oh I get # 76 LOL that's funny! #77 would get your butt kicked hard!Great photo's at the end!

[slyrocks3]

for 9 I would use Snape's Diary. Damn I'd love to see how red his face would get! XD

[Snivelly1997]

I've got one!

When he bends down to inspect your potion, take out your wand and yell "LUMOS!" in his face, then run before his eye sight returns! And permenantly stick pictures of Lily, James and Harry smiling and having fun, and Snape and Lily when she is against him. Another one would be to go on about the Prophecy all day long. (First half only)

And when he sets you homework, infront of every one else say "Sorry Professor, I'm eavesdropping on really important prophecies"

[Snivelly1997]

@Snivelly1997 And my other ideas. Get some friends, when in Potions Class just randomly sing, "Doe. A deer. A female deer." over and over again. Another one, force him to watch Bambi. When in Potions class, randomly say out loud so he can here you. "Oh Harry, you look just like your father, except you've got your mother's eyes. Oh how you are just like your mother in personality. You'd make your mother proud! Anyone who hates you disgraces her I think."

[livstar93]

@Snivelly1997 you have some great ideas. and original ones to :) you shud make your own one of these ^^

[Snivelly1997]

@livstar93 I am, done 11 pages of them so far....

[GothicAnnamal]

@Snivelly1997 Me like!

[GinnyWeasleyPotter96]

@Snivelly1997 That's terrible to do that.....

[Snivelly1997]

@GinnyWeasleyPotter96 I know, I'm most cruel to the characters I like the most XD

[GinnyWeasleyPotter96]

@Snivelly1997 Well if you put it that way...It's flattering to him but cruel. lolz!

[livstar93]

@Snivelly1997 LOL love them ^^

[Flipray2009]

@Snivelly1997 Samething for that first one with you.

[slyrocks3]

11 and 12 will actually get you killed. Well, first detention, then when you fall asleep he kills you..

[livstar93]

@slyrocks3 yes. i would agree with that. lol

[slyrocks3]

I want to try 65!

[livstar93]

@slyrocks3 it would be funny. but if you did, i suggest you wear your best running shoes. lol

[slyrocks3]

@livstar93 Yeah, if you don't, you can count on poison in your pumpkin juice..

[meonlymesonotyou]

whats the song called?? awesome xxxxx

[livstar93]

@meonlymesonotyou glad you like the vid. tehre are three sogs on the vid. All by a group called "The Rasmus" the first is called "in the shadows", the second is called "guilty" cant member the name of the thrid song. but look em up ^^ im sure youtube has them. thanks for watching ^^

[juls178kgal]

i wuv my sevvykinz!!!!

[livstar93]

wooooo. sev= awesomeness

[germanshepherdlvr100]

i lost it at 7:00 lmao

[livstar93]

wt u mean u lost it? ... u got bored?

[germanshepherdlvr100]

no lol i started laughing like hell

[livstar93]

oh! brilliant! thanks very much. glad u enjoyed it :)

[IEatedYerrCookie]

sev lol xD

im gonna call him that for now on, sev. haha i love that xD

[livstar93]

XD lollage. glad i converted you. lol. cheers for watching

[AliceJasperLover]

I love the Potter Puppet Pals!

[livstar93]

me too. they r pretty awesome. which is your fave?

[AliceJasperLover]

The Mysterious Ticking Noise, but Snape's diary is pretty funny too.

[livstar93]

they my faves too. :) me n my mum keep on quoting the mysterious ticking noise really randomly. or if someone ever says the word dumbledore, my mum will repeat it, ticking noise style XD

[Rockleegal]

Aww....Don't pick on Snivellus! -gets cuffed upside the head- Okay, okay, Severus -cuffed- Snape? -cuffed- OKAY! Professor Snape! -cuffed- What was that for?! - Snape shrugs -

[livstar93]

lmfao. XD brilliant. sooooo snape-ish

[AliceJasperLover]

HaHa! Brilliant!!!

[bloodyblackrose147]

i love this 5 stars and fave! :)

[livstar93]

thanks very much! im flattered :)