Tim Minchin : 'If You Really Loved Me' - music video

[FuhnyProductionz]

^^^check out my channel for sweet beats and instrumentals and subscribe

[AdamPacitti]

@FuhnyProductionz christ. is youtube running short of usernames?

[WalterLiddy]

Talent.

[tomtom21194]

I wish British t.v. was as awesome as Aussie t.v. Tim should be able to play whatever he wants he shouldn't HAVE to write songs to write more politically correct songs just to please idiots and they then be cancelled! Rageface

[him050]

The person below me is clearly an idiot.

[TheLeatherbelle]

You have to be an Aussie to get half of that one! Luckily for me I am! Lol

[PrepareThyAnus]

BOB THE FUCKING BUILDER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BrutalErection]

rafishalom1 He's Australian, he doesn't care

[rafishalom1]

Making fun of Islam?! Doesn't he realize freedom of speech has been abolished in Europe? He should be careful not to end like Theo Van Gogh.

[Finchie2007]

@rafishalom1

Because there is no point in living if one cannot simply make a small joke. The Islamic make hate speeches about other religions, races and countries. Why can't we? Minchin is not one to back down over such pathetic and fucked-up circumstances, The Islamic would be stupid to do something over something so small.

[rafishalom1]

@Finchie2007 You underestimate their stupidity and zeal. Right now they are too busy with the US, Europe and Israel. The atheists are just too few, and of lower priority.

[TheJim9191]

gguilford72's post isn't even worth reading. I just saved you a hell of a search.

[aksulojik]

gguilford72 comment isn't there.

[LeighAkroyd]

'You'd agree to adopt, so that you could stay thin'

>:-)

Love his facial expressions!

[MsEmili97]

Someone who has read Gguilford72's post, can they please copy and paste it into their own comment so we can see?

[UltimateRandomBlog]

A fish doesn't need a sea if it's Tony

[ProphetOfTheTeapot]

Who am I kidding? lol

[ProphetOfTheTeapot]

mas

[supercloudman1999]

114 people dont like the combination of Islam nationalism and builder

[nikilee14]

I MEAN JESUS

[nikilee14]

LIKE JUSUS DUG GUYS

[kingklone1]

What's the deal with all these dislikes, sure it's a bit offensive but it's just funny. Come on, birds shitting the line Time is god on an ex'es Huyndai..

[superchav911]

shit the words Tim is God on my ex girlfriends Hyundai lmfao

[SupaJannerNinja]

Word of advice, do NOT sing this to your girlfriend, it doesnt go well :L

[jibbedude123]

People looking for comments. try Ctrl+F :)

[SuperMegaAss]

No need to find gguilford72's comment anymore, he's not in the top comments.

[fenderbasskd]

@SuperMegaAss If he WAS a top comment why would people be trying to find it? It would be right there..

[SuperMegaAss]

@fenderbasskd I mean there are no comments directly replying to his comment, my bad for shitty wording.

[EnslavedEagle]

0:08 anyone thought about Jeff Dunham's Walter?

[DeathOwl]

Want to find gguilford72's comment the fastest way? Click view all comments, sort by thread(its on the top), then use Ctrl+F.

[SuperMegaAss]

@DeathOwl Yeah it's amazing how many people don't know about that.

[him050]

He really needs to get over his ex-girlfriend. It was over 18 years ago Tim!

[NnyJthm]

Want to find  gguilford72's comment? (this works on google chrome) View all comments, CTRL + F, then type in 'gguilford72'.

happy finding, peeps.

[LadyOpenshaw]

@NnyJthm I'm so glad you posted that it's so annoying not being able to find comments by other people on YouTube when you're talking to them!

[Hellenrosehart]

@NnyJthm Oh my god, this even works on Mac! But I found you have to use CMD + F

[NnyJthm]

@Hellenrosehart Yep, because the Mac version of the ctrl key is CMD. :) (if I am remembering correctly)

[AmunTheGreat]

Where can I find this song?

[Eminiousp95]

@AmunTheGreat Here, on this page.

[tordack]

@lozlow2008 Those things are SOOOO stupid.

[meabandit]

@BucktheBinScab Don't forget "Good Book" by Minchin.

[TekkaSage]

Pity he had to clean up this version cause I thought it was pretty cleaver. Noticed right away he changed the "niggers and R&B" and "Internet and kiddy porn" parts. Sad it's so very hard to find that version now.

[BucktheBinScab]

asshole called jesus gay...

[energuminum]

@BucktheBinScab Oh boy, if you watch more of his videos e.g. 'Ten foot cock and a few hundred virgins' you'll hear a lot more of this...

[TheSerbianbeast]

@BucktheBinScab Get used to it or don't watch Tim.

[Chad210387]

"because I need you, like a tick needs a tock, like bananas need pyjamas, like a nun needs cock" LOOOOL!!!

[HeresASeatHD]

lol'd @ the presenter's voice. I am sorry.

[HeresASeatHD]

Day 9: Still searching for gguilford72's comment. Supplies are running low, I've set up a relatively safe camp on page 29.

Day 10: The search continues, my hope has almost expired. There is no sign of gguilford72's comment, as I write my will to persevere deteriorates. I cannot go on.

[julzisda1]

@HeresASeatHD Day 11: I found myself staring at gguilford72's comment only to realise it was a mirage, I don't believe i will find it, im beggining to doubt its existance

[atfranklin]

@HeresASeatHD learn to use a browser and you can find it in about 6 seconds flat...

[master1749]

@HeresASeatHD this may help with your goal:

1.click "read all comments"

2. press "CTR+F"

3. type the name

4. realise its not a very good comment then be annoyed you used all your supply's and set a Safe Camp Up for no reason

hope this helped :) HA

[captainroger]

@HeresASeatHD You bloody legend!

Part of me hopes your not American...they do all the cool stuff on the comments page :-(

[HeresASeatHD]

@captainroger

I'm British! :)

[captainroger]

@HeresASeatHD Then you sir deserve the most deepest dip of my hat!!

Bravo!

[shenkeey]

@HeresASeatHD Haha, you sexy badass <3

[HeresASeatHD]

@shenkeey <3

[shenkeey]

@HeresASeatHD <3333333

[TursipielAlthins]

@HeresASeatHD ...*goes searching, starting after page 30*

[Wuggynaut]

@HeresASeatHD Day 11, Wuggynaut tells you about a neat command called ctrl+f

[blackcuve]

@HeresASeatHD I found that comment in less than 10 seconds. I'm sorry you're so freakin' retarded.

[HeresASeatHD]

@blackcuve

There's no need to apologise, honestly. Just attempt to gain some kind of grasp of humour and everything will work out fine!

[CameronJT]

@HeresASeatHD dude just click all comments and press ctrl + f and type in gguilford72

it will go to his comment

[JiuSHITsu]

''Only a Ginga can call another Ginga , Ginga.''

[TH31337SH0T]

114 people have no sense of comedy, humour or have the inability to laugh

[desidala]

Bow in before that hilarious, genius awesomeness!

[Chillbren]

I love his nervous glance around at 4:38 when he says "like jesus dug guys"

[freinds74]

lol i love the bit about the bit about adopting to stay thin and people in the crowd went oooooooooohhhhh

[MrCF6]

I would gladly do all of the requested things

[pejeno]

Ahh, Islam never before sounded so sexy.

[Mirkwoodelves]

Islam, nationalism, and Bob the Builder do go remarkably well together; it's true!

[ThatScottishGuy2010]

Hilarious.

[avrahams1]

This man is awsome.

[Frazerpatstewart]

WTF IS UP WITH THE BIT WHERE TIM GOES HIGH SAYING !!! BOB THE FUKING BUILDER ??? :L Love it xx

[Grayburg]

It's a shame he had to censor himself.

[TheBonbonKid]

I love Tim... unconditionally.. so much in fact that i'd let him video me while i wee.

[southendunited10]

I think tim minchin is pretty funny and very clever.... but he's also wearisomely immature. i liked his first couple songs but now im getting bored... :s

[mjijm]

I love his face when he's singing about his tax returns. He looks terrified.

[freinds74]

awesome song i love tim minchin

[pigfarts100]

This is beautiful fucking shit man. . . XD Love Tim Minchin, makes me proud of being an aussie.

[TarasDayThatIDie]

Only a ginger could call another ginger "ginger"

[madamepoohpooh]

'assuming theres nothing worth watching , on the ABC..' i do love this man !!!

[Sebmusen]

360p.. we meet again..

[vissmat1021]

The live shows are so much better than the ones on his cds lol

[Iamepiclol99]

And shit the words "Tim is god" on my x-girlfriends Hyundai

[Midgetthatsinsane]

id let him video me while i wee

[emtabby]

Love him

[FurryVegetables]

BOB THE FUCKING BUILDAH!

[bloodyana86]

creepy

[wordslikethat]

Is he related to Russel Brand or WHAT?!

[CameraOpDean]

4:18 that face he pulls is amazing

[luff4bewbz]

@CameraOpDean jizz face XD lmao

[Tonythefsih]

just beautiful :3 Tim really is god! you dont need cockatoo to know that much! <3

[alexrudhall]

This is epic!

[zammer990]

"You would use a star to dot the 'i' in I live you"

I in I love you has no dot XD

[xAnonymousss]

@zammer990 what about dotting an EYE?

[zammer990]

@xAnonymousss true, but that would make no sense, but neither does Tim so i'm willing to accept that

[xAnonymousss]

@zammer990 but on the other hand dotting a dotless i also makes no sense, soooooo i'm willing to accept that xD

[xAnonymousss]

@zammer990 but still, dotting a dot-less i also makes no sense, so i'm willing to accept that too xD

[WhitelessDemon]

This guy is an absolute and utter GENIUS!! I just got into standup a bit and if I could take feather from ANYONE's hat, it would be Tim fucking Minchin!!!

He needs to come to my town already!!

[R1cePudding]

The rant about tax made me absolutely LOL

[ttfnrsvpasap]

Crying at 1:16 because up to then it was a beautiful song, then voila! Enter the Tim we know and I am sure love. Tears of laughter.

[IceMetalPunk]

Well, Tim, you've just earned yourself a bunch of the craziest stalker chicks you've ever heard of. Congratulations!

[Mixonne]

I'm so glad he learned piano instead of guitar!!!

[Playfran]

We'll get a chinese kid IT can teach us mandarin. IT!! haha XD

[Das0s]

dat jazzy bit.

[music11man11]

This is like serious jazz. That solo is so subtle and smooth. Tim Minchin is a fantastic musician.

[blade6189]

i cud turn gay 4 him<3



[Spocktacular96]

YES!!! I'm not the only one who thinks Jesus was gay! :~D

[jonny123321369963]

O.K I love Tim A LOT but i can't stop thinking, why would you dot a capital I in "I love you"

[Privento]

@jonny123321369963 Me too!

[joaonor]

@jonny123321369963 because your in love...

[gguilford72]

Damn censorship. It's supposed be

Like racism and ignorance

Like niggers and R&B

[samuszoomer]

@gguilford72 Thats not censorship, thats Tim having a bit of class.

[nehmanator333]

@samuszoomer oh great, now i gotta find gguilford72's post... -_-'

[xDroflmao1337]

@nehmanator333 click see all comments hit ctrl+F and type gguilford72

[kinkinkijkin]

@nehmanator333 oh great, now i gotta find samuszoomer's post... -_-'

[Iroflpuurikzelf]

@kinkinkijkin Oh great now i gotta find nehmanator's post.

[beery11]

@gguilford72 - there is a video somewhere on youtube where tim states he deliberately changed the words so as not to offend people.

[oxminiminchinxo]

@gguilford72 Watch his documentary: Rock and Roll Nerd. He talks about having several run ins with people saying he is a racist. He goes on to say something about words are only as offensive as the people who you are describing say they are, and that for that reason he deliberative changed the words.

[CymroGoch]

@gguilford72 That was it?

[SpecBoom]

@gguilford72 There's also a version which mentions guns and the USA.

[Lpompus]

@SpecBoom thats this one at 2:17

[Nebulatistic]

this is me an my "husbands" song ;D

[paigec76]

like internet and porn O.O

[IIPRODUCTIONS]

@paigec76 it was orriginaly "like internet and kiddy porn" but he got in shit for it. another line changed is "bling and r&b" when it was originaly "niggers and r&b"

[hipnotized28]

He's confusing my Lesbian mind! D:

[Fredrow2011]

Haha Communists dont make much noise. Haha Brilliant :-)

[Nezbit24]

his facial expressions are amazing. legend

[TomBrandon121]

And BOB THE FUCKIN' BUILDER!

[viezure10]

I love when he says "bob the fucking builder" and then starts that sick piano piece.

[ShawnsterVideos]

Thumbs up for Bob The FUCKING Builder!

[pounceandbomba4evr]

@bloodyana86, if you hate him so much, why do you bother watching and commenting on his video? So his fans can hate your guts and trash talk you? Seems like a waste to me...

[matthewrotherham]

@bloodyana86 can you sing and play piano this well? no?

then quiet asshat

[filthcupnojutsu]

@matthewrotherham

haha, asshat XD

[matthewrotherham]

@filthcupnojutsu cheers, fave insult of the last 4 years.

[Wislon1996]

@bloodyana86 - I'd LOVE to see you come up with a better song than the musical genius that is Tim Minchin. If you think he's so crap, let's see you do better.

[DanteTokes]

@bloodyana86 you must be referring to yourself as being an ugly idiot who's nothing special

[bloodyana86]

@DanteTokes not at all,I don't expose myself,so it's a little bit hard to judge me.why don't you respect my opinion?He's a public person, and I think he's ugly as hell and stupid.can't you live with that?

[DanteTokes]

@bloodyana86 i can live with it just fine haha... don't expose yourself? Then why create a youtube account and comment... thats a form of exposure

[bloodyana86]

@DanteTokes not at all.you don't know my name and you can't see my face,my adress etc.but me,I can see him,and he's ugly to me,I can hear his ideas,which are idiot to me.voila,it's so easy.now enjoy your idol and let me die in my ignorance,stop telling me I'm wrong,i won't change my mind.

[DanteTokes]

@bloodyana86 if neither of us are exposing ourselves to the world... how are we communicating? I don't know you ... how could I possibly be talking to you electronically which is more common then face to face nowadays... enlighten me

[bloodyana86]

@DanteTokes after 2 messages I think it's impossible to enlighten you,or maybe my English isn't good enough.to make simple you can't guarantee that each time bloodyana86 writes,it's this foggy "Me".so you don't know to whom you talk to.but I can see and listen Minchin,and be sure of it.because he's exposing himself,I don't.I don't know if you're ugly or idiot.but I can say whatever I want about him.

[DanteTokes]

@bloodyana86 you should be a politician.. didn't come close to answering my question .. whatever... i guess when you trap someone in their words they get defensive.... whatever, just like you can say what you want, I can say what I want

[blasticore]

Sounds like James Blunt, looks like Richard Brand. I love England. =)

[Yellowtips1]

@blasticore Actually he's from Australia

[thepurpleroom1]

@blasticore British? O.o

He's Australian.

[LadyOpenshaw]

@thepurpleroom1 he was born in England, but grew up in Australia.

[katrinahxc]

What's the bet that there was a man in the audience who actually watches his wife pee, and they were just awkwardly fake-laughing trying not to draw attention to themselves.

[sillywillysmarty]

AND BOB THE FUCKING BUILDER!!! XD

[blade6189]

AND BOB THE FUCKIN' BUILDER!!!!

[dayati]

Fucking brilliant

[tzimichan]

Should I ever see him on stage I'm gonna laugh already, when he says "This is a lovesong". His lovesongs are always hilarious.

[BigBadNightWolf]

i love those litte squeals he lets out while hes in the middle of his solos....

[wierdalfan19]

i need you like a tick needs tock like bananas need pajamas like a nun needs cock :P hahahahah fuck that was funnny

[XxsiananxX]

it takes a legend and a half to say on national tv that jesus digs guys LOL love love tim <3

[Daniel191919]

Best lines were the religious stabbings "like a nun need's cock" and "like jesus dug guys" listen to the song with no crowd to laugh though and it's a really creepy song

[ZaneISane]

I love this man more than words can express.

[bizzybww]

@ZaneISane you just expressed yourself though ...

[democratic99]

HAHA... fucking epic, would love to see him live... anyone know if and when?? for next time ??

[burtopower]

AND BOB THE FUCKING BUILDER!!! :) lol

[VasoKleo]

Awesome

[Wardog11111]

what happened to his voice at the very end?

Great song btw

[MrPointless]

@Wardog11111 Nothing, really. He just sang in a slightly different tone of voice.

[TheAvatar912]

Loooooooooooveeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuu i am glad i found you Timmmm

[hmt501]

@mrbeanaswell a gorup of people actually created the internet

[69NYHM]

wonder if wearing no shoes makes u sing better lol

[gavboydiom]

Apparently Phil Daoust has watched this 107 times.