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[rjmprod]

Very clever and entertaining video, but I hope Google don't see this or that actor is cat food!

Ya know?

[Pseudo7pseudo]

Not a single original idea... search based upon content in web pages?

Seems a big oversight.

[jdw99]

@Pseudo7pseudo You actually think Google came up with that? The first popular site that had all the elements of what we think of as a search engine, including searching based on content in the page, was probably Webcrawler in 1994. Google came out in 1997.

[GenTorrio]

Tony Robbins!

[cyanmanta]

Google is so powerful, they can censor themselves needlessly without the FCC ever having to get involved.

[SinnFein4ever]

Lol.

0:27-1:49

Yeah, I'd say that that pretty much sums it up.

This is why I don't use Google, MySpace, FaceBook, or Twitter.

And as for a gmail account, they may be able to force me to open one in order to keep my YouTube account open, but they can't make me use it.

;p

[SavaSings]

Lmao! That guy is hott(;

[6oobs]

we are Google we are one we are all, resistance is fuitle all your base belong to us, extermanate EXTERMANATE

[shujaahm90]

@6oobs Yea, you spelled exterminate wrong.

[6oobs]

@shujaahm90 GOOGLE IT, GOOGLE IT!!

[0gods]

Except for its actual search features, Google sucks.

[livingonmyon]

I WILL BUZZ, MASTER GOOGLE!

[tarnakmorheiee]

YOU WILL BUZZ

[IdaWithAnA]

and now google buzz doesnt exist.....

[funnytreecat]

Cause it takes time to load 19 kb per sec download speed

[funnytreecat]

I hate YouTube it took me 12 minutes to watch this crap what the hell :(. : ...:;..

[miketom777]

im so scared

[TheHolyChalupa]

sounds like Jon Lajoie

[ihuuhme100]

Ring on thumb?

[justsayjay]

Ssssch google will hear us...

[bryansaxon]

funny video, but comparing google maps to mapquest.... not quite accurate. Plus, think about all the touch screen UIs that came about way way before the iphone, there is nothing wrong with improving on technology

[nightrockerdj]

Google Teleport is a rip off of what again?

[StidFaces]

Gotta make a sequel about Google+

[tigesarepeopletoo]

Great video Google Threatens To Kill Users - Comedy.com - YouTube. I saw a video like this on gigstarz.com. Was that you?

[youmetube1991]

Good artists copy great artists steal. I don't see this is a problem.

[TheTimatheus]

LMAO!

[philsnk]

I don't know where this came from but it's not funny, and it's rude. Google isn't rude, it's nice. You're right about Google Maps and Mapquest, and you're sort of right about Google trying to take over Youtube. But Google is usually nice. And Google was a big intiator of Web 2.0. Which reminds me about all the old Java City pages like Xanga.

[wkskfk]

@philsnk no fucking big company in the world is nice, wake up and smell the coffee

[caspyno]

Google just copies others idea , I just don't like that. It just shows that the CEO doesnot have a brain

[rossjames120]

funny show

[StingDrift]

i don't see what's so funny on something that is actually true.

[MrDeividasLT]

Google Teleport :D

[BeavisNacho]

Google backwards is ol Goog, which roughly translates to "The Overseers"

I was told this by an ex-google high level executive and he told me to never tell anyone or I never know what might happen.

[xsmicro]

Lol. But what he said about getting the idea of anothercompany or buying it is true. It's just a matter of who makes a better one.

[TechPro3]

At least no lies - everthing is straight put, no bull... - i like it :)

[nipunasilva]

How many have a google wave account? we don't even understand that one....

We'll tell you to buzz? You willllllllllll buzzzzz

Funny

[vict0r1ous]

good shit.

[Dealstonecharlie]

Clever

[MrJawadification]

i think google is going to dominate all socials networking sites

[briozaver]

for the last time i won't buzz ;)

[MrMilnerton]

Me.I do.Yes.Yes we're dun.

[MrMilnerton]

Me.I do.

[MasterzInGrime]

This is Madness....

Madness? This is GOOOOOGGGGGLLLEEE!!!!

[getwhatwegive98]

"And we'll do whatever the fuck we want" Haha.

[piirken]

This is just retarded.

[AtrumMixer]

I don't know whether I should cry or laugh. It's true and it's funny.

[acidmindbh]

@AtrumMixer scream loud

GOOOOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL !!

[N9acimasiz]

lol. it's true.

[mmarya14]

the way he says "we want" makes me laugh

[jeisensei]

Hmmm... Wonder what this guy would say about google plus. 

[superrake]

hahahahahaha!!! so good! :))))

[BrendenCaruso]

He seems like he is a nice guy.

Thumbs up if you agree.

[DMHagwood]

Well while Google Buzz was a flop, Google+ shows some promise. If they do get off the ground, it will take a VERY long time for them to catch up to Facebook. I don't care how many thing Google tries to "steal"; they do it better than most that they've stolen it from...except iPhone = better!

[RalphInRalphWorld]

google buzz sure caught on!

and so will google plus...

[LeanderRandom]

The scary thing is that it's all true

[Techdunce]

Google owns you. Do not mess with them.

[haseebzakir]

His face is Epic when he invites you to Index this .!.

[shinobimanexe]

yeah that about sums it up google bogards everyone and every thing, we all hate them for it and i wish we could hurt them by not giving anything google related the time of day but that unfortunately means giving up internet and most cellphones as we know it.... at any rate i would like to see a strike over this a big angry strike and i would like to see google suffer pain severe pain, why cant the hackers lay off sony and sega and hit google where it hurts they need it BAD

[siadion]

GOOGLEPORT!

[siadion]

GOOGTUBE!

[xFraXTioN]

I never fuck with google cuz i know googles connected to youtube , They CAN kill me

[n8i8c8o8]

stays awesome

[pissedoff777]

I Mean  ASS - imilated

[pissedoff777]

WE ARE THE GOOGLE!!!!! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!! You will be assimilated

[empath97]

google stole my idea of a magic search engine that is not prejudice...

[nicdeleon00]

how do you get google teleport???

[deddas22]

i'm fucking goolge!

[PrilaNaCI]

Podría verlo 1000 veces whahaha

[jessikerr2011]

without google, the world would end.

[cquintan]

@jessikerr2011 Without google, do you think we would go back to Ask Jeeves?

[jessikerr2011]

@cquintan I never used ask jeeves. lol. so, personally i wouldn't, but others might.

[ftart]

Hows about a google fuck off?

[theofficialstig]

Piece of lying

[theofficialstig]

He was paid by yahoo and all the companies that google " copied " to do this suicidal video for google

[Hrko1992]

LOL

[HifonixCustoms]

EMP > Google.

[Triocon9]

Hey google, how bout google house?

[MayerEO]

i actually kinda hate google now. oh and Opera web browser? Boom. Google Chrome.

[p3t3r95h]

sehr lustig :]

[waqasaps]

that was funny . i thought that would be lame

[tylerganson]

I love the way this guy uses body language. It's entertaining.

[GIANTPANCAKES]

"Googleport me up scotty"... oh and Google is your Father

[kockgunner]

I expected this to be lame but it turned out to be quite funny!

[d90serbia]

we are doomed...

[HyruleFairy4757]

:O

[camelsonhorizon]

FA-Q

[DoodieHead96]

What else can you shit haha if you can shit your mom out so i can slap her for being pregnant with you.

[demonsparkx]

Lmao... Something tells me this is all 100% real and true google video.

[krj815]

@demonsparkx

Would surprise me.

[einartorkelsen]

they even stole tweet-face-you-video-map-iphon­e-teleporter. those bastards!

[DaGavinX]

Google OWNS the Internet!

[xocidiz]

1.press pause

2.press play

3.press 2 and 5 repeadetly

4.press 3 repeadly

[timmotjo17]

We're Google, and we can kill you. 

[MissMillsonxx]

and if there's something hard to copy like Youtube, we buy it because...we. Shit. Money.

[tigersroar1010]

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE LIKE 3 BILLION VIEWS!?!?! ITS FREAKING AWESOME

[Karlos86nfs]

216 people will never get to use google teleport

[krj815]

@Karlos86nfs

Lmao

[pakdil786]

lmao google teleport

[kkingcobra2155]

lol

[IamawsomeAgain]

No body uses google exept g@y (unts

[DivineSlayer1]

@IamawsomeAgain so apparently you are a gay cunt, seeing as youtube is controlled by google. :D

[BehannaKC]

@IamawsomeAgain you?

[Flaminbob6060]

@IamawsomeAgain so over 1/3 of the world is gay? Not sure on the exact numbers... but just about everyone uses google as the search engine. or some other google product (youtube for example)

[caldoconsal]

hahahahahjajajaja. lets try it .now wheres google buzz

[ps3brandon]

i like google buzz

[Jimster481]

Were google, and we can fkn kill you!

[Immortalist5813]

Index ?! lol

[ernk72]

we are google lol

[No1Richman]

Fuck you

[TheWolverineiscool]

i will kill u before u kill me!

[lanie653]

I think we all wish YouTube wasn't sponsering google because when OAS my account I had to make a google account! And I don't want it! It is so stupid

[southparkmusic4fans]

hhahaa

favorited.

igoogle, google with youtube, etc

[HefferHefferHeffer]

"We may look innocent with our cute holiday logo themes, and April fools pranks, but we run your fucking lives." LMAO!

[Ripstika]

So true.

[jdoramaking]

This is funny...but he's pretty much telling us what Google thinks.

[S0undBite]

I use bing

[cjkonecnik]

@S0undBite I'm so sorry.

[Dumass88]

I'd rather have google then microsoft, that's for sure.

[CaitSithDK]

@xsylon Too far? not at all, google is the way ahead!

[molbod]

this is so fake!

[CaitSithDK]

@molbod Oh thank you sherlock!

[molbod]

@CaitSithDK there is no need to be cocky

[ILL4EVERL0VEU]

@xsylon to where



[ILL4EVERL0VEU]

who made this

[BadKidsTV]

F*uck privaty issues, just give me my Google Teleport!

[salman06p0020]

BUZZ OFF!!!

[jokerm63dg]

@salman06p0020 lol

[jokerm63dg]

@salman06p0020 lol

[PolishBuffalo]

You should put this on rentistoodamnhigh , you could probably win the $500

[fursid]

hahaha... true... this is how google is! :p

[dingoDogMan]

lol this is actually pretty funny considering ive hired hitmen to kill this spokesman, and i have also set up a plan to lead google staff to my torture chamber where theyll be raped so fucken hard till they pass out. whos laughing now, fuckhead?

[themarlasinger1]

hhehehe quite funny:D

[lokichapman]

google is the devil people it's in the bible if u don't belive read it  the end is nigh

[Karlos86nfs]

@lokichapman yeah the bible specifically says that a internet based company will control the world by marketing electronics and later self-proclaiming itself the devil. C'mon get a life

[sasusaku805]

google is the new mafia

[dowd63]

Don't piss google off. They will never find your body.

[Maplesyrup41]

@dowd63 I know they wont god damn google maps!

[fclage2]

@dowd63 I bet they would find the body if they googled for it ;)

[hebs111]

@fclage2 haahahahaa

[hilariousbrothers]

@dowd63 They'll find it using Google :P

[Megapie2009]

@dowd63 because theu googleteleport you in space somewhere? is that why?

[mohannad121232]

wo , peace LOL

[roman6a]

207 ppl does not know that this is a FUCKING JOKE

[roman6a]

you got to be shiting me...

[kingpenguinss]

coool

[TheTwinksterable]

You do know this is Joke don't you guys with the stupid ass comments? -_-

[AnasTangi]

This is just the truth, even though it may seems funny!

However, this is also a viral viedo made to promote Google Buzz, wave or whatever...we don't sleep in here.

[aramiscastel]

if u think ur in control try to hold ur breath for 5 minuets --- dont play god

ur smaller than a grain of sand - u and all of google .

[BestRappaAlive100]

....hm...

[VSL123]

Google is the beginning. Google is the end. Google is everything in between.

All hail Google.

[link123456789090]

goocrap not google

[QwertyYuk]

What a morons. I always hated Google.

[siabproductions]

So true.

[desol8tionangel]

It's funny, because it's TRUE!! LOLz!!

[cocopuffzz676]

wow this guy is an ass hole..



[candywrapp]

google pays their salary

[HYC123456]

אני שונא את הסרטון הזה

[HYC123456]

אהבתי את הסרטון

[yamanito]

Hilarious lol

[the26thhour]

Ok, so this is the 2nd comedy-dot-com vid I've watched & so far I've only seen 2 yuppies whom lack even a pinch of the sacred trinity that is comic genius (timing, pitch & originality), say the very same joke:

We're rich to the point of vulgarity, so we can do whatever we want... ha... ha.

O.0

Go back to burning jet fuel & blame ur parents for giving, toO, MUCH!

(sob,sob) u Princeton/Harvard/Yale boys

[KaoriDavis]

"In response we'd like to say....INDEX YOU."

[duekds]

אני אוהב את הסרטון הזה מאוד כי מראים שם אנשים שמסבירים על גוגל

[eich45375]

that was good right,are we done google teleport

[christuimbirek]

fuck off asshole wont be so cocky whit gun to head even whit all your money would you!! asshole

[jellybellylify]

@christuimbirek Fuck off, asshole. You wouldn't be so cocky with a gun to your head, even with all your money, would you? Asshole.

This is how a sentence should read. If you don't understand, go back to 1st grade.

[christuimbirek]

@jellybellylify  oh yeh spellin is so important in this mudafuckin word all the wars are fought on the right to spell a word a certin way poor kids dien from lack of spellin knolleg yes yes i will save the world and learn to spell correctly....get your prioritys stright .....asshole

[jellybellylify]

@christuimbirek Maybe not but it'll make you look way less ignorant than you do now. :P You look like you never even went to kindergarten.

[christuimbirek]

@jellybellylify if i was a farmer that didn't know how to right my own name but had wide knowledge of herbs and vegies and farming shit would i be ignorant ? if i was a musician that can't even right my own name but could right a sinfiny would that make me ignorant? ecc ecc im nither of those things but i can right my own name 8P

[LeviCoultify]

@christuimbirek its write... jesus... and I doubt you can

[christuimbirek]

@LeviCoultify Christopher xD wow you can spell!!! must get alot of ladies huh!?

[ranulia123]

@LeviCoultify win.

XD