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[Weemancake]

"94% EM resist, amarr suk lol."

-Minnie pilots everywhere

[isanub]

jita undock gets me everytime

[nickoswoos]

FARK YER! EPIC!. this needs to be the new expansions demo vid.

just this and nothing else. there always on about getting more players. fuck walking in stations, id rather take on the pension empire in but hugger pants with my 300 other gay friends and kick ass!

[dibblebill]

Bwahahhahahahaha. Epic.

[sspate16]

LMFAO... too bad poeple who don't play won't get it...

[N3M3SISWARM]

"FKIN MWD BITCHES"

[gatedude07]

following "someone" in warp...

[geforce5591]

fkn MWD bitches ...

[Sneaklemming]

wait surely the goons are the masses of drones whose rifters will blot out the sun... ah w/e lol still a cool video.

[Marxxxfangurl69]

Funny, guess that makes the spartans BFFS.

[JBGigas]

"A thousand corporation of the Band of Brothers Descend upon you.... Their drones will blot out the sun." epic:D

[EvilSiper]

Hilarious!!

[GenPimpGoD]

feckin mwd bitches!

[umd223]

That was win.

Very much win.

XD

[cadescrew]

fucking awesome XD

[N3M3SISWARM]

"94% EM resist, amarr suk lol" LMAO!

[Honjura]

i can't help but lol so much watching this video everytime!

Thumbs up for crying off laughter

[MrDoabarrelroll]

TONIGHT WE DINE IN NOL-M9 §§§§

[Zerebrat87]

Jita undock XD

[M0r9anE]

Following 'someone' in warp. XD

[skip8619]

What does it mean when it says "liek ASL?"? Thanks

[xZer0nex]

@skip8619 ASL is the old way of asking - Age, Sex and Location.

[TheSelsner]

Jita undock.. So true..

[Campbell456]

'fkin mwd bitches' Has to be the best line, although Jita Undock is also funny :D

[labartic]

That shit was hilarious

[devilman120]

...I didnt really find it funny slightest, so i don't know how you're all finding it funny..

[whde2000]

They are all probably friends of the person who made it and about 9yrs old, because it's just crap and not funny at all.

but i did find "Glances off, causing no real damage" quite humourous

[GROracle]

BACK TO WOW WITH YA DICK.

(To devilman120)

dont even bother replying.

[JoshuaAliQuare]

well, it depends if you actually play or have played game, if not....well then maybe u lack the certain knowledge...

i play the game and i laugh everytime i see this video

"94% EM resist, amarr suk lol"

[Darchseraph]

"Glances off, causing no real damage"

ROFL!

[Halo3WKWYL]

not bad not amazing bbut not bad

[OnyxRaineStormheart]

epic lol!

[AnusFrog]

OUR DRONES WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN

[lordofevil460]

Dude that was really funny GOOD JOB !!!

[DarkRezo]

rodlol THIS IS 0.0 !  lol

freakin carebear power

[0n0a0m0e]

guys i fancy joining eve but i wanna know can i customise my ship to look like anything i want (ship wise :P) if not ill probs still get it cos it looks kwl (also i hope ppl dont speak 1337 i hate that)

[grooveclubhouse]

no sadly u cant customize you ships looks.

[Helge129]

you can only minimally change the appearence of your ship: The Guns.

[dasquirrel715]

unless you're caldari, then your ship looks exactly like everyone else's ship. BUt there are enough ships so that most fleets are pretty diverse looking.

[kristopopins]

what? that makes no sense. and the majority of people play as caldari so their ships are by far the most common.

[dasquirrel715]

like I said, most people play caldari

[Rudespartan117]

I lol'd so hard when i read this..

[gozillabk]

Not by much right now but there are plans to make the tier 3 ships have customization when it comes to the look of the ship when they come out.

[Toolkasine]

And that would be Tech 3 not tier 3

[masterchief4370]

lol amarr suck :P

[Benwell1]

Great video, shame the games should a tedious heap of bantha dung.

[Paintballer81]

...wow could you get away from star wars for one moment of you pathetic life. only when you use that type of reference in real life are you considered a true junkie. btw this game if the fuckin shit now... it has had its problems

[Benwell1]

Spoken like a true village idiot.

[Alucard291]

Don't like it don't play it. But we know that you looked, got scared and ran away ;)

[nephilum1]

MWD bitches!

[acidlunar]

lol quite refreshing movie...

tbfqh tho, eve would be a better world without bob n goon

[sirspy]

old goon here, don't play eve anymore but glad to see BOB was taken down a few pegs.  Goddamn facists!

[gtgoskate]

i lol at the goons

you die easy in EVE

You die even easyer on AoC

[Stewker]

haha yeah the cockroaches of Deathwhisper server, goons are a joke.

[iderishima]

go get some life

[DrakeLanguin119]

Awesome!

[ender66b]

...sir molle lol

[ender66b]

HAHA

hilarious

[maggot555]

lol'd so hard i think i woke the neighbors

[DDfear]

LOL!!!!!! LOLFUCKINGCOPTER!!!!!

[AmbiSpitfire]

that made me laugh

[supergeek0177]

I like , I like ....nice vid indeed so true as well hahaha

[inara069]

lol.. great idea!

[XIXPaulXIX]

I see what you did there

[kolaskmibag]

i had a lawl, good job.

[AlaaHossam]

ROFL nice job.

[SD78]

fkn mwd bitches!

[chebrofan]

eso de this is 0.0 ocurrio en un combate real de EVE

[minotauron12]

no tienes ni papa

[chebrofan]

coño es verdad

[minotauron12]

0.0 es una zona sin ley, 0.5 esta fuertemente patrullada por gobiernos y corporaciones; ahi estas casi protegido. En 0.0 puedes cargarte a quien quieras (o puedas) y fundar tu propia base, imperio, alianza o federacion. Espero que te aclare algo...

[chebrofan]

ya lo se joder y lo que ocurre ahi es en 0.0

[AdamTiler1]

Ah, crap. Didn't even see that.

[Wizzel]

The analogy is all wrong. BOB is few in number and deeply entrenched in Delve. The thousand corps of the Goonswarm coalition are pressing at the Hot Gates, so to speak.

[tamik87]

the clip is nearly a year old... :)

[r34lpolitik]

It was true when the movie was made.

[IseeSugar42]

BoB used to be the most powerful alliance. But everyone needs someone to hate. So now BoB is being gangbanged.

[Aeramant]

LMFAO So True.

[corcoxxx]

hahahaah . .too fking funny ... goodjoob

[markyroberts]

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. Epic.

[Alexii12]

that was funny

lol

good j

[19Tharg76]

man that delivered! GJ ;D

[Fliper29]

Excellent job! That was way too funny

[TEAnBISCU1TS]

Lol, Jita undock... too true

[imjsweet]

LOL, Jita undock

[mrborod]

amazing, thats true!

[piemaster3425]

....HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­A

if you haven't played the game then you won't get it,but if you have you shoulda fallen outa your chair like i did.

[Allllletmeins]

actually BOB should be teh 300 soldiers and RAGOON teh big army...

[Madman141]

*Goes to find list of ...... former BOB pets*

[MidgetguyII]

???

[masternerdguy]

LOL

[MoukDan123]

hahahaha brilliant gotta love it 5*

[DeMaximo]

those who havent played eve for a while wont get this at all... so dont bother commenting guys.

TOTALLY AWESOME

[paradysvark]

This is by far the best EVE clip on youtube!

Jita Undock!!

94% EM resist, amarr suk ROFL xD

ROFLMAO

[lonewolf2356]

the moment you jump into jita your lucky not to get popped in the first few seconds

[ragw33d]

theres good chance, suicude ganks happen more and more now and well its a great war dec camp spot :)

[lonewolf2356]

i know its fun to go in a frig

[amidnightfire]

rofl that was fucking awesome. mega kudos

[sparton250]

rofl the titan part XD

[broncosmo]

You've got it all backwards dude.

Sparta would be BoB.

Sparta was overconfident and doesn't back down, as is BoB.

Persians were the many, Sparta was the few, as it is with BoB vs RSF.

Persians attacked Sparta, as RSF is attacking Delve.

Sparta were very well skilled and trained (BoB), Persians were all about numbers (Goon & co.)

Last but not least, Spart held a good fight for a long time but eventually fell, as will happen in the current war in eve.

[agetec89]

BoB well trained xD xa0xa0xa0xa0xa0

[AriIceland]

BORING

[AriIceland]

oops, good vid actually

[AriIceland]

ZZZzzzz

[sidewinderx2]

94% EM resist, amarr suk lol

baaaaahahaha :P

[damnfake]

I lol'ed

[rbtl90]

fkin mwd bitches

[Justinh420]

LOL, That was fucking GREAT

[vashwsa1]

Lol i liked "glances off, causing no real damage"

[IseeSugar42]

Jita is more of a hell than NOL-M9 or PF-346 or anywhere else, in my opinion...

[Flamerick10000]

holy shit man that is hilarious i just laugh everytime i see it.

[Wiaf]

I lol'd

[the1xterminator]

hehe funny. u should have made one that has like the titan thing and say OMG H4X!

[swpws]

jita undock :)) ... mwd :))

[sightseek3r]

Omg that was hilarious

[fladderpony]

Got a real good laugh out of this one XD

[LDKPlayer]

ROFLMAO,fuckin great video^^

[martini2626]

too funny man, too funny

[zekedge]

holy shit that was epic lol...

thousand corps of BOB xDD

[skinchen]

lol

[Dalton1337]

LMFAO!! who made this stuff?!

[g1camuschy]

OMFG , i've allmost made me reactivate my accounts, lol

[IseeSugar42]

We're fucking blue!

Blue?

This is 0.0!!

*KICK*

[retephslaw]

FKN MWD btchs - lol

[terith19355]

This vid wins eve :) fantastic m8

[johnty505]

MWD bitches! funny shit

[Xaosnik]

...glances off, causing no real damage.

94% EM resist, amarr suk lol

I laughed in tears !!!!!!

[happybob59]

that was dumb

[Gankageddon]

Goon spotted

[ChrisVattic]

OMG, that was too funny :D

I laughed in tears

[Syntarro]

OMG CLASSIC!!! A thousand corperations, of the Band of Brothers Decend upon you!

i got agro with nub alt LMAO!!!

Victem diplomat Capsule destroyed ROFLMAO!

[Unit171]

TITAN OMG = ROFL

[StrixAlpha]

fofofofofo

[benricebabe]

crap

[Indoril5]

CALL PRIMARY haha

[jakorpin]

thats pro

[Kinboz]

HAHA, "OMG TITAN!! RUNXZOR!!1"

[Storkieboy]

Haha thats priceless :D

[Eriksz]

Lol classic... oh and VTIL 4tw!

[elafos9]

ahaha!

This is gold.

[AnimeSkiTz]

FUCKING MWD BITCHES!

[sambozauk]

haha, madness,hehehe!. V funny vid

[Zingu00]

Hahaha, "WTF TITAN! RUN!"

[malicery]

wtf cynos!?

fukkin awesome :D

[KEMM88]

niice haha

[RaptorN60]

nice! very nice indeed!

[GFGTZ]

oh hell yezs.... im glad i saw this...

[eduardvictor]

LOL! heheheheh

Ammars Do suk, i am Gallente :)))

[rahultilva]

LOL (Jita Undock) and SirMolle great..too bad only eve ppl find it funny =D

[Solke]

AWESOME :)

[Cain3697]

Hehe, you know, the spartans lose in the end. :)

[enivrinai]

maybe you should change BOB to OHGOD and it might make more sense =P

[Mgargly]

not really, OHGOD aren't pansies like the persians.

[Amusedas]

ROFL. Love it!!

[theonlyrealshark]

except in reality the goon frigs blot out the sun.

[cyanfire48]

Amazing.

[Zoowey07]

lol, thats just streight pimpen the block!

[videotba]

This is 0.0!!!!

[LordCrovax]

SICK!!!

[toasted4life]

Oh my... you're my hero. xD "We're fucking blue!" "Blue?" "This is 0.0!"

[Sehti]

awsome <3

[Sehti]

ahahaha well put <3

[MaceMakaio]

That was bad azz and Put together well.. LMAO

[niikon]

lmao, awesome!