86 people were terrorists who played chess with Melvin and lost so they disliked this video XD WHY HATE ON JEFF DUNHAM?! WHAT DID HIS COMEDY DO TO YOU?!
i know one of the funniest starting bits to a ventriliquist act :Person: How are you doing tonight Puppet: Your hands up my ass hows do you THINK IM DOING!!!
What does I can't see thru silicone mean?
IShallRuleTheGuitar1 2 days ago
@IShallRuleTheGuitar1 he cant see through fake boobs
latexleggings15 1 day ago
love how the top comments are the same
butters13able 4 days ago
Du Dadda DA!
thekillermfkaty 4 days ago
sniff ur crock and suck ur lungs out your ass LMFAO
awesomegamefreak360 5 days ago
Jeff: Do you have a arch enemy?
Melvin: Pinocchio....
XD
GamerHomer1909 1 week ago
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Melvin: I love lookin at boobies! Don't we all, Melvin? lol
mrmrthemaster 2 weeks ago
Jeffs HOT
chelsealovesglitter 4 weeks ago 2
he's really good at improv!!!
tOsHiRoLuV1014 1 month ago
Melvin: I love lookin at boobies! Don't we all, Melvin?
destructoboy995 1 month ago
I'm guessing Melvin hasn't heard of a hand job.
P2J6O8 1 month ago
Jeff:"I Like Uh The Flash"
Melvin:"Ugh He Has No Powers"
Jeff:"No"
Melvin:"Hes On Meth"
CoryWong707 1 month ago
Umm.... turn on transcribe audio at 1:03 and begin to roll in laughter...your welcome.
Afterburner444 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105
That awkward moment when the two top comments are exactly the same...
BekksRich 1 month ago
@BekksRich this isnt facebook fucktard
CODKiller1000 1 month ago
@CODKiller1000 NO DUH, that's why the URL says YOUTUBE. FFS.
BekksRich 1 month ago
Jeff: I have a wife and kids.
Marvin so does Tom Cruise
4aleas 1 month ago
jeff: what does the D stand for?
melvin: oh that is my theme song
jeff: what is your theme song?
melvin: Dadadada
LOL
msmonkeysareawsome 2 months ago
stole my word 'the f bomb'
MrBrandon6110 2 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity
MOM THE TOP COMMENTS ARE THE SAME!!
thomas9012 2 months ago
wardrobe malfunction at 07:19
justxxdream 2 months ago
I LOVE YOU JEFF DUNHAM!!!!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!
pumpkinpie102508 2 months ago in playlist The Jeff Dunham Show
"We've had the A bomb, we've had the H bomb, now I think it's time he dropped the F bomb!" lol!
GrievousAlucard 2 months ago 3
Go Kelvin
Drake123890098321 3 months ago
Jeff: "I like the Flash"
Melvin: "He has no powers. He's a myth!"
XD
L1k3An1m3 3 months ago
@L1k3An1m3 Well, it's "he's on meth".
animangamania 2 months ago
@animangamania ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that makes more sense! O: thank you >u<
L1k3An1m3 2 months ago
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"You have an arch enemy?"
"Pinocchio."
because of the nose i bet. XD
OHSHCFan01 3 months ago
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OHSHCFan01 3 months ago
"She acts like a H-O-R-E."
"You mean a whore"
"What's a Wa hore?"
EdwardLuvsMyHeroin 3 months ago
What ever happened to Melvin?
EdwardLuvsMyHeroin 3 months ago
-Can you stop a speeding bullet?
-...Once...It hurts like hellll! :D
I love that! :D
peshec 3 months ago 2
he looks like the guy from Austin Powers when he dosent have his topee on
emma33309 3 months ago
whats on his nose??
emma33309 3 months ago
Jeff: "You know I have a wife and kids"
Melvin: "Ohh, so does Tom Cruise"
I laught as hell!
Renee1997Max 3 months ago
Peanuts hair falls off, Achmed has Polio, now Melvin is bald. He is good at improvising!!!
24TheBasketball 3 months ago
Lol
allthelostones 3 months ago
I wish he'd bring back Melvin.
TheUnknown285 3 months ago
Melvin-the fantastically pervy superhero! XD
FutureDanceChic13 4 months ago
his voice is the same as peanuts
xandrew3 4 months ago
Jeff: "Do You Have A Weakness"
Melvin: "Cupcakes"
Jeff: "Oh.."
Melvin: "And Porn, Well Not At The Same Time , I Need A Free Hand"
mzwow01 4 months ago 44
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"There's a tag that says 'Ebay' on the back of your costume, it's as plain as the nose on yo- Oh, sorry."
Hehe.
jaijainagra 4 months ago
He kind of just sounds like Walter. Like...a young Walter.
SomedayWellFly 4 months ago
"Cupcakes"
"And Porn"
"Well, not at the same time!"
TobbeHD 4 months ago 12
Ebay
Dam it
TheWilli1545 5 months ago
Loool his singing damn cute
kerith98 5 months ago
"I issued a verbal threat and then Walter gassed him." ~Melvin
kageninja31 5 months ago
i have a summoning sign its a nose! but not always a nose!......:P
coolashley97 5 months ago
melvin looks liek he was gotten at a yard sale
JuliRR1 5 months ago
jeff. were did u get the castume melvin.that my frend is a super secret jeff. ebay melvin damit how did u intraduce that
CPAPBADBOYZ 5 months ago
not nearly as funny as peanut, achmed, or walter. but still funny i guess.
Sum41FoEva 5 months ago
HEY! DON'T GO RIPPIN ON SPONGEBOB! >:(
6Kids12Wings 5 months ago
@6Kids12Wings Spongebob sucks.
AmericanAirlinesRule 3 months ago
HEY TERRORIST FU
MrRenato982 5 months ago
0:00-10:07 lolz best part
danceman51trendscape 6 months ago
5:32-5:42 lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
SweeTezTx 6 months ago
i need a free hand!!!!!!!!!
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littledude43 6 months ago
Melvin looks like Steve Carell!! =0
haha
BKF714 6 months ago
SO DOES TOM CRUISE! lol
Mattman993 6 months ago
hes doesnt have any super powers hes on meth lol
mk3jetta530 6 months ago
I thought whenever Jeff said "Can you stop a speeding bullet?" I thought Melvin would say "Once. But that's when Peanut pushed me into it!"
ChrisHarrell543 6 months ago
Jeff: Can You Jump Tall Buildings In A Single Bound Marvin: Why The Hell Would I Do That? LOL to funny to funny
aliar789 6 months ago
86 people were terrorists who played chess with Melvin and lost so they disliked this video XD WHY HATE ON JEFF DUNHAM?! WHAT DID HIS COMEDY DO TO YOU?!
sparkshadowtiger 6 months ago
Da Da Da DAAAA XDDDDD
sparkshadowtiger 6 months ago
@SupaDupa686 u mad BRO
beblicious4you 6 months ago
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Jeff is a son of a bitch, fucker, ass, whore, and a gay man.
SupaDupa686 6 months ago
@SupaDupa686 your just mad bacaus he trashed your childhood
luisgonzalez121 6 months ago
Jeff: Where Did you get your costume Melvin: That Is A Super Hero Secret Jeff: Ebay Melvin: Damit LOL
aliar789 6 months ago 2
Do you have any weaknesses?
Yeah, cupcakes .... and porn ... Well not at the same time! I need a free hand!
xD
nick6543 6 months ago
There's a tag that says EBAY on the bak it's as plain as the nose on your-oops sorry XD LAWLS
Eaglestar555 6 months ago
Whats a wuuhore..?? :P oh tooo funny! XD
starbabz101 7 months ago
85 people got verbally threatened by Melvin.
johnnydiggle 7 months ago
If she a costume shed hav 2 d's on her chest!! Lol melvin and jeff dunham is awesome!!!
samlolz34 7 months ago
melivn: i can fly
jeff: how long
melvin: how long can you throw me
haha xD
jasonmason0 7 months ago
@jasonmason0 it's "how far"
not "how long"
Yardnoc3103 7 months ago
7:20 is that mini me?
monsterr12741 7 months ago
If she had a theme song it would tatatata
bluckg 7 months ago
This is so freaking funny
Knuckles506 7 months ago
u need to add a girl up in there lol
23tdg 7 months ago
is it me or does melvin look kinda like steve carell
549621jon 7 months ago
What happened to Jeff using Melvin? :S
fieryhand 8 months ago
I tink dat Melvins hair wasn't part of the script
808sun5h1n3 8 months ago
@808sun5h1n3
It was. He says on a bonus feature of the DVD.
fieryhand 8 months ago
Lol melvin is adorable
pawprintsx3 8 months ago
Oh! I forgot, I can't see through silicon.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
gibsonfirebird1200 8 months ago
Lol without the "wig" he kinda looks like mr. bean from the front.... hahaha
Sims2gurl1 8 months ago
Hey terrorist! F-uuuuuuuuuuuu
neoek2575 8 months ago
I issued a verbal threat then Walter gassed him!!!!!!! lol
neoek2575 8 months ago
duh dut da da crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh this looks like a job for slim fast! Gotta love melivin!
TheAnimewatchergirl 8 months ago
can you see somthing practiel like close's o your sick yeeesssss and i love looking a boobies lol
unkillable10 9 months ago
ca you see somthing practiel like close's o your sick yeeesssss and i love looking a boobies lol
unkillable10 9 months ago
"how far can you throw me?" lol
jonas6291 9 months ago
83 people slept with catwoman
jeffirf 9 months ago
85 people had the F-bomb droped on them FU
beastybeast100 9 months ago
i look like lex luthor!!!
CheyenneCamp 9 months ago
Cupcakes and porn. LOL
MrDuzaman 9 months ago
Terriost*
NataliaBereznicki 10 months ago
@NataliaBereznicki What's a "terriost"?
rocketjeepinc 10 months ago
Hmm, I think we have a solution to the terrify problem = Walter:|
NataliaBereznicki 10 months ago
I can look but I can't touch
Why?
I'm lactose intolerant
ChrisRane 10 months ago
He really does give each character a mind of its own!
bthegreat194 10 months ago 4
"It's the terrorist, I tell you!"
MCullenHightopp 10 months ago 50
The hair thing is totally planned. He is a professional. And very funny.
ratface4az 10 months ago 5
if she had a theme song it would be tah tah tah taaah
39DEZ 10 months ago
Melvin disturbs me....
TheGreatMetallica 11 months ago 6
NICE VID love it totally hilarious
skkhunter1 11 months ago
- "I have a wife and kids"
- "Also Tom Cruise"
IDreamRule 11 months ago
POOR ACHMED
bellagal97 11 months ago
Jeff: i like Aqua man, he can breath under water and talk to fish
Melvin: Yeah, great he has all the same powers as Spongebob
SEANOLEARY37 11 months ago 140
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SEANOLEARY37 11 months ago
my children run in taror
newmanthecat 11 months ago
Girl @ 4:54 is cute :)
FilipinoIcon504 1 year ago
7:16 •_• his hair falls off LOOOOL
simaddict95 1 year ago
@simaddict95 That was part of the show... To make a joke about baldness. :)
Litllesaw 11 months ago
@Litllesaw Lol Yeah I know :)
simaddict95 11 months ago
...why are there call of duty 4 video responses
tokyogirl345 1 year ago
@tokyogirl345 a dumbass put that as a video res response.
shadictehwerehog 1 year ago
I WANNA KNOW WHO THE HELL MAKES THESE PUPPETS
Rimondo3289 1 year ago
@Rimondo3289 jeff dunham makes them himself
AxeChocolateboy 1 year ago
@AxeChocolateboy he made a couple of em but he designed all of em
kerrigor778 1 year ago
4:54 she's cute!
FilipinoIcon504 1 year ago
i shoot a verbal threat and walter guessed him
CUBBIESFANONLY 1 year ago
"If you had a theme song it would be.. La la la laaa"
ROFLMAO
thanosiwnz 1 year ago 3
not at the same time . . I need a free hand LMAO
aishahazham 1 year ago 3
omfg u morons its all the same person u fucking dumbasses its jsut what he happens to write
buttayhahahaahahah 1 year ago
are you married?
yes
does she have any power?
yess....once a month!..she becomes evil!
frshboidabest 1 year ago
4:22. ha ha ha. "whats a wahore?"
DisneyWorldTrips 1 year ago 4
83 people got blown up by achmed.
DisneyWorldTrips 1 year ago
peanut is the best
Whitneybaby2000 1 year ago
i know one of the funniest starting bits to a ventriliquist act :Person: How are you doing tonight Puppet: Your hands up my ass hows do you THINK IM DOING!!!
JJSOKEWL 1 year ago
Walter way much better !
Raydrakebell 1 year ago
every guy is good except for this guy but hes kinda funny
COOLDUDE102563 1 year ago
if u look closely someone is pointiing a lazer pointer at him
cnote336 1 year ago
SO THAT'S THE GAY SUPERHERO PEANUT WAS TALKING ABOUT!
TheUndertakerIsWWE 1 year ago 5
jeff DUNHAM is better for makign these characters :D
manicmunkey666 1 year ago
walter is funnier than melvin
ALLERTORLOVER69 1 year ago
where did u get the costume that my friend is a super hero secret.ebay
SuperDiscoman123 1 year ago
do you fight crime?
yes
what kind of crime?
....the....bad kind....?
ChanieBelle 1 year ago
6:24- Aquaman is like Sponge Bob
aguillen29 1 year ago
Peanut has cooler hair :/
TheBriAngel 1 year ago 5
i like peanut and achmed better
ricktrinite 1 year ago 3
do you have any weaknesses?
cupcakes... and porn. not at the same time though. i need one free hand
ostemad111 1 year ago 5
he sounds a little like walter
XEOPHATiC 1 year ago 2
u have 5 men in a suitcase, and one of them is on a stick. lol
FriendKiller96 1 year ago 141
@FriendKiller96 dont you mean 6?
Melvin, Buba J, Achmed, Peanut, Walter and Sweet Daddy D
and Jose on the Stick
Warkera 1 year ago
Walter is the best!!
sarahiscool1 1 year ago
peanut would comment that hes a jew
Unicub 1 year ago 4
"Not at the same time! I need a free hand ! "
Kan854 1 year ago
Love him... Just sounds a bit too much like Walter.. Walter FTW!
JacobCaines 1 year ago
Every time I got a king, he blew it up. xDD Hahaha. I love Achmed.
xMissSmoox 1 year ago
i love all the puppets i think there all funny but i like peanut a bit better then the rest
Taylorzxzx 1 year ago
Walter the best :D
murkis8888 1 year ago 4
i dont care wut other people say, i think melvin is pretty funny.( :
satinorchids 1 year ago
I like it how all of the puppets interact with each other
crazymcfobo 1 year ago
Those three woman at 2:25 were pretty cute.
JustinBlottin 1 year ago
Okay, take the M out of his name, and throw him on the Cosby Show.
THAT! would be funny.
JustinBlottin 1 year ago
nobody can top peanut, nobody :)
NoGravity95 1 year ago
peanut is way better and the best out of all 5
odste78 1 year ago
lol u dumb walter and achmed own all
500TD500 1 year ago
PEANUT IS NUMBER ONE!!!!!
o0Lykan0o 1 year ago 2
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pennanf 1 year ago
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pennanf 1 year ago
Jeff: you know i have a wife and kids
Melvin: so thus Tom cruise!
LOL!
flippy3321 1 year ago 2
Jose Jalapeño is way BETTER
pennanf 1 year ago
@pennanf yeaa. you don't have to tell that 3 times..
coolcattie1 1 year ago
Haha "Lalalalala" epic win!!!!!
loverlana2 1 year ago
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melvin kinda looks like steve carell lol
sen2ddf 1 year ago
kinda looks like steve carell lol
sen2ddf 1 year ago
weve had the a bomb weve had the s bomb now its time to drop the F bomb HEY TERRORISTS F YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
diesadlerdie 1 year ago
walter is way way way way better
zakumib 1 year ago 6
did his hair fall off on purpose ? :o
proxotic 1 year ago
@proxotic Nope.
rawrtities 1 year ago
HEY! IM NOT WHITE TRASH!
fastspeed1234 1 year ago
I miss Melvin. :( He may not've been the best guy, but he made me laugh.
Plus, he was way better than Bubba J will ever be.
blackrose8412 1 year ago
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raidjein 1 year ago
we've had the H-bomb, we've had the A-bomb, now it's time for him to drop the F-bomb XD cracks me up
aroom911 1 year ago 2
just like most superheros bald
foxfire1500 1 year ago
he looks like mr bean but with blonde hair :LLLLLLL:LLLLLLL
preetygurl2828 1 year ago
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this guy is a fucking idiot whore's dick sukr!!!
royalassassin2010 1 year ago
LOL F**KING FUNNY WHEN HIS HAIR FALLS OFF
XxZhachxX 1 year ago 3
and every time i get a king he'd blow it up xD i lov that line
tudo3356 1 year ago 2