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  • What does I can't see thru silicone mean?

  • @IShallRuleTheGuitar1 he cant see through fake boobs

  • love how the top comments are the same

  • Du Dadda DA!

  • sniff ur crock and suck ur lungs out your ass LMFAO

  • Jeff: Do you have a arch enemy?

    Melvin: Pinocchio....

    XD

  • Jeffs HOT

  • he's really good at improv!!!

  • Melvin: I love lookin at boobies!  Don't we all, Melvin?

  • I'm guessing Melvin hasn't heard of a hand job.

  • Jeff:"I Like Uh The Flash"

    Melvin:"Ugh He Has No Powers"

    Jeff:"No"

    Melvin:"Hes On Meth"

  • Umm.... turn on transcribe audio at 1:03 and begin to roll in laughter...your welcome.

  • That awkward moment when the two top comments are exactly the same...

  • @BekksRich this isnt facebook fucktard

  • @CODKiller1000 NO DUH, that's why the URL says YOUTUBE. FFS.

  • Jeff: I have a wife and kids.

    Marvin so does Tom Cruise

  • jeff: what does the D stand for?

    melvin: oh that is my theme song

    jeff: what is your theme song?

    melvin: Dadadada

    LOL

  • stole my word 'the f bomb'

    

  • MOM THE TOP COMMENTS ARE THE SAME!!

    

  • wardrobe malfunction at 07:19

  • I LOVE YOU JEFF DUNHAM!!!!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!

  • "We've had the A bomb, we've had the H bomb, now I think it's time he dropped the F bomb!" lol!

  • Go Kelvin

  • Jeff: "I like the Flash"

    Melvin: "He has no powers. He's a myth!"

    XD

  • @L1k3An1m3 Well, it's "he's on meth".

  • @animangamania ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that makes more sense! O: thank you >u<

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  • "She acts like a H-O-R-E."

    "You mean a whore"

    "What's a Wa hore?"

  • What ever happened to Melvin?

  • -Can you stop a speeding bullet?

    -...Once...It hurts like hellll! :D

    I love that! :D

  • he looks like the guy from Austin Powers when he dosent have his topee on

  • whats on his nose??

  • Jeff: "You know I have a wife and kids"

    Melvin: "Ohh, so does Tom Cruise"

    I laught as hell!

  • Peanuts hair falls off, Achmed has Polio, now Melvin is bald. He is good at improvising!!!

  • Lol

  • I wish he'd bring back Melvin.

  • Melvin-the fantastically pervy superhero! XD

  • his voice is the same as peanuts

  • Jeff: "Do You Have A Weakness"

    Melvin: "Cupcakes"

    Jeff: "Oh.."

    Melvin: "And Porn, Well Not At The Same Time , I Need A Free Hand"

  • He kind of just sounds like Walter. Like...a young Walter.

  • "Cupcakes"

    "And Porn"

    "Well, not at the same time!"

  • Ebay

    Dam it

  • Loool his singing damn cute

  • "I issued a verbal threat and then Walter gassed him." ~Melvin

  • i have a summoning sign its a nose! but not always a nose!......:P

  • melvin looks liek he was gotten at a yard sale

  • jeff. were did u get the castume melvin.that my frend is a super secret jeff. ebay melvin damit how did u intraduce that

  • not nearly as funny as peanut, achmed, or walter. but still funny i guess.

  • HEY! DON'T GO RIPPIN ON SPONGEBOB! >:(

  • @6Kids12Wings Spongebob sucks.

  • HEY TERRORIST FU

  • 0:00-10:07 lolz best part

  • 5:32-5:42 lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo

  • i need a free hand!!!!!!!!!

  • Melvin looks like Steve Carell!! =0

    haha

  • SO DOES TOM CRUISE! lol

  • hes doesnt  have any super powers hes on meth lol

  • I thought whenever Jeff said "Can you stop a speeding bullet?" I thought Melvin would say "Once. But that's when Peanut pushed me into it!"

  • Jeff: Can You Jump Tall Buildings In A Single Bound  Marvin: Why The Hell Would I Do That? LOL to funny to funny

  • 86 people were terrorists who played chess with Melvin and lost so they disliked this video XD WHY HATE ON JEFF DUNHAM?! WHAT DID HIS COMEDY DO TO YOU?!

  • Da Da Da DAAAA XDDDDD

  • @SupaDupa686 u mad BRO

  • @SupaDupa686 your just mad bacaus he trashed your childhood

  • Jeff: Where Did you get your costume Melvin: That Is A Super Hero Secret Jeff: Ebay Melvin: Damit LOL

  • Do you have any weaknesses?

    Yeah, cupcakes .... and porn ... Well not at the same time! I need a free hand!

    xD

  • There's a tag that says EBAY on the bak it's as plain as the nose on your-oops sorry XD LAWLS

  • Whats a wuuhore..?? :P oh tooo funny! XD

  • 85 people got verbally threatened by Melvin.

  • If she a costume shed hav 2 d's on her chest!! Lol melvin and jeff dunham is awesome!!!

  • melivn: i can fly

    jeff: how long

    melvin: how long can you throw me

    haha xD

  • @jasonmason0 it's "how far"

    not "how long"

  • 7:20 is that mini me?

  • If she had a theme song it would tatatata

  • This is so freaking funny

    

  • u need to add a girl up in there lol

  • is it me or does melvin look kinda like steve carell

  • What happened to Jeff using Melvin? :S

  • I tink dat Melvins hair wasn't part of the script

  • @808sun5h1n3

    It was. He says on a bonus feature of the DVD.

  • Lol melvin is adorable

  • Oh! I forgot, I can't see through silicon.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

  • Lol without the "wig" he kinda looks like mr. bean from the front.... hahaha

  • Hey terrorist! F-uuuuuuuuuuuu

  • I issued a verbal threat then Walter gassed him!!!!!!! lol

  • duh dut da da crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh this looks like a job for slim fast! Gotta love melivin!

  • can you see somthing practiel like close's o your sick yeeesssss and i love looking a boobies lol

  • ca you see somthing practiel like close's o your sick yeeesssss and i love looking a boobies lol

  • "how far can you throw me?" lol

  • 83 people slept with catwoman

  • 85 people had the F-bomb droped on them FU

  • i look like lex luthor!!!

  • Cupcakes and porn. LOL

  • Terriost*

  • @NataliaBereznicki What's a "terriost"?

    

  • Hmm, I think we have a solution to the terrify problem = Walter:|

  • I can look but I can't touch

    Why?

    I'm lactose intolerant

  • He really does give each character a mind of its own!

  • "It's the terrorist, I tell you!"

  • The hair thing is totally planned. He is a professional. And very funny.

  • if she had a theme song it would be tah tah tah taaah

  • Melvin disturbs me....

  • NICE VID love it totally hilarious

  • - "I have a wife and kids"

    - "Also Tom Cruise"

  • POOR ACHMED

  • Jeff: i like Aqua man, he can breath under water and talk to fish

    Melvin: Yeah, great he has all the same powers as Spongebob

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  • my children run in taror

  • Girl @ 4:54 is cute :)

  • 7:16 •_• his hair falls off LOOOOL

  • @simaddict95 That was part of the show... To make a joke about baldness. :)

  • @Litllesaw Lol Yeah I know :)

  • ...why are there call of duty 4 video responses

  • @tokyogirl345 a dumbass put that as a video res response.

  • I WANNA KNOW WHO THE HELL MAKES THESE PUPPETS

  • @Rimondo3289 jeff dunham makes them himself

  • @AxeChocolateboy he made a couple of em but he designed all of em

  • 4:54 she's cute!

  • i shoot a verbal threat and walter guessed him

  • "If you had a theme song it would be.. La la la laaa"

    ROFLMAO

  • not at the same time . . I need a free hand LMAO

  • omfg u morons its all the same person u fucking dumbasses its jsut what he happens to write

  • are you married?

    yes

    does she have any power?

    yess....once a month!..she becomes evil!

  • 4:22. ha ha ha. "whats a wahore?"

  • 83 people got blown up by achmed.

  • peanut is the best

  • i know one of the funniest starting bits to a ventriliquist act :Person: How are you doing tonight Puppet: Your hands up my ass hows do you THINK IM DOING!!!

  • Walter way much better !

  • every guy is good except for this guy but hes kinda funny

  • if u look closely someone is pointiing a lazer pointer at him

  • SO THAT'S THE GAY SUPERHERO PEANUT WAS TALKING ABOUT!

  • jeff DUNHAM is better for makign these characters :D

  • walter is funnier than melvin

  • where did u get the costume that my friend is a super hero secret.ebay

  • do you fight crime?

    yes

    what kind of crime?

    ....the....bad kind....?

  • 6:24- Aquaman is like Sponge Bob

  • Peanut has cooler hair :/

  • i like peanut and achmed better

  • do you have any weaknesses?

    cupcakes... and porn. not at the same time though. i need one free hand

  • he sounds a little like walter

  • u have 5 men in a suitcase, and one of them is on a stick. lol

  • @FriendKiller96 dont you mean 6?

    Melvin, Buba J, Achmed, Peanut, Walter and Sweet Daddy D

    and Jose on the Stick

  • Walter is the best!!

  • peanut would comment that hes a jew

  • "Not at the same time! I need a free hand ! "

  • Love him... Just sounds a bit too much like Walter.. Walter FTW!

  • Every time I got a king, he blew it up. xDD Hahaha. I love Achmed.

  • i love all the puppets i think there all funny but i like peanut a bit better then the rest

  • Walter the best :D

  • i dont care wut other people say, i think melvin is pretty funny.( :

  • I like it how all of the puppets interact with each other

  • Those three woman at 2:25 were pretty cute.

  • Okay, take the M out of his name, and throw him on the Cosby Show.

    THAT! would be funny.

  • nobody can top peanut, nobody :)

  • peanut is way better and the best out of all 5

  • lol u dumb walter and achmed own all

  • PEANUT IS NUMBER ONE!!!!!

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  • Jeff: you know i have a wife and kids

    Melvin: so thus Tom cruise!

    LOL!

  • Jose Jalapeño is way BETTER

  • @pennanf yeaa. you don't have to tell that 3 times..

  • Haha "Lalalalala" epic win!!!!!

  • kinda looks like steve carell lol

  • weve had the a bomb weve had the s bomb now its time to drop the F bomb HEY TERRORISTS F YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • walter is way way way way better

  • did his hair fall off on purpose ? :o

  • @proxotic Nope.

  • HEY! IM NOT WHITE TRASH!

  • I miss Melvin. :( He may not've been the best guy, but he made me laugh.

    Plus, he was way better than Bubba J will ever be.

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  • we've had the H-bomb, we've had the A-bomb, now it's time for him to drop the F-bomb XD cracks me up

  • just like most superheros bald 

  • he looks like mr bean but with blonde hair :LLLLLLL:LLLLLLL

  • LOL F**KING FUNNY WHEN HIS HAIR FALLS OFF

  • and every time i get a king he'd blow it up xD i lov that line