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  • He obviously doesn't like buttons, which pretty much means he hates every car ever created.

  • "Dispersal Lenses" - its a tweeter you faggot

  • "Oh god I hate having a button to press" - fucking design your own car then, where instead of a centre console you just have a blank grey piece of plastic.

  • this guy is a fuckin moron, complaining about the sleek navigation system? and the fuckin sick stock ipod hookup? what a fuckin prick goof asshole

  • as long as yall understand that not all americans are assholes....

  • what did you expect, they sell diet coke to big fatty burgers...

  • this guy is a little bitch...nuff said

  • who would buy this when they can buy a gt-r

  • I rode in the 2012 mode a few weeks ago when i was looking at S4's. The 8 series from Audi is a phenomenal car! Do not listen to this bearded monkey!

  • All the Audi fanboys in here need to go change their tampons. Brian Cooley is an automotive CRITIC. His job is to give honest reviews of automobiles. None of you own an S8, anyway. So, quit your bitchin'.

  • @emantabrizi

    It's okay to give your opinion at review, but this guy is just screaming how he hates buttons / stereo / Extra cables for usb, stereo system etc..

    Sorry to say this, but this guy is an complete ASSHOLE!

  • @Azeri4life ... Yes, that's called a "critique." If he complimented everything, it wouldn't be much of a critique. Now, would it?

  • @emantabrizi

    What are you talking about?

    Car reviews are made to show other people a view of car options / extra's AND give some opinion or tell about quality or lesser points of the car, and balance it or compare with the other cars. That way you get a little image of the car

    What this retard does is complaining about this complaining about that, shitting all over the car, not even mention that this car is one of the best sedans in hes class.

  • @Azeri4life ... You've obviously never watched "Top Gear"...the greatest automotive show of all time.

  • f.. ejit

  • u can't afford one lol, thats why you are so angry hahaha, take it easy and go back to your 1000$ car

  • Jeeesus christ! What a jerk -.- He even has some of his facts wrong - rear seat entertainment is optional you idiot! It's actually quite an achievement to say so many bad things about such a beauty and great innovation

  • Give your pearls to a pig and what dose he do?

  • Excellent!

  • stfu maaan!!! u wish u had one of them u faggot! go buy ur self a Camry n its got a touch screen shit as well.....

  • what the fuck is this guy on about? he just doesnt understand the awesomeness of the interior especially the sound system which is well known to be one of the best available.

  • been in one 2 weeks ago with V10 diesel and have to say amazing car and amazing acceleration!

  • @m4lossi HA, yeah.. Keep on wishing.

  • @LoveTheCity123 Didn't drive it! Was on the back seat... with the seat heating on :)

  • @m4lossi Yeah, you wish you did. And I rode in my dad's Bugatti today.. BAHAHA!

  • @LoveTheCity123 Oh really congrats!

  • classic stupid guy in US u dont know wath is german qualitty

  • This guy is clearly having a IQ of a shoe, piece of sh*t doesn't even deserve to review this dream car.

    Somebody kick this guys ass back to an Ford F150, thats where he belongs.

  • crappy car. i have to agree

  • i dont think he likes anythin about the car,and what a shit review

    

  • This guy must huff glue.

  • It's called technology my friend.. and technology is the future! Not a 'simple' musclecar. No disrespect for the musclecars because they are great!

  • cant hear this anymore...show me one car which is better than an audi s8!!!

  • Ok foreigners shut it. This guy has done plenty of reviews on foreign cars and when the car is good, he gives it a good review. Its not his fault, its the cars. And not all Americans drive "GMC, Ford, Chrysler, or Dodge" so you can stop with bull shit.

    He is absolutely right. For that price, go buy a Mercedes S63. Get more power, better sound, better technology, better looks, and a better brand.

  • This guy does have a point..you paying for a v10 gallardo. Engine. In a big body sedan....you should get more for what you pay for and that obviouse is a waste

  • in a parking lot near me sits a W12 6.0L audi S8. that's one of the most beautiful engines i have ever heard and seen. And the car has also one of the best interiors i have ever seen.

  • @NotdStar Actually, an Audi W12 6.0l S8 doesn't exist. The W12 6.0l engine is only available for the normal a8. The S8 only has his 5.2l engine that produces 450hp (which is the same amount of hp as the W12 engine produces).

  • this guy needs a beating of a lifetime for calling audi bad fucking redneck american piece of shit give him a tractor and a fat mcdonalds bitch so he can lose his verginity....

    this audi is a european handmade piece of art and hes complaining about quality and mileages

  • @yugo0318 A few things. 1: Learn to spell Your point comes across losing a bit of the meat because you spell like a 5 year old.

    2: This Audi is a mass produced car, built on an assembly line, like every other Audi (Including the R8)

    3: Punctuation and grammar cease to exist in your writing. He deserves a beat down because he called the audi "bad f***ing redneck american piece of sh!t". He never called it that. Oh, were you calling him that? See I didn't get that, without a comma or period.

  • idiot.. 

  • Diga lo que diga este MENSORRAS yo quisiera esa nave con todos los accesorios que trae jajajajaja pobre imbecil criticon a de tener uno mejor el OGT jajaja

  • this guy is hating. i've never seen anyone shit on a car with a gallardo engine like that. this mofo does not know what european styling and class is about. cnet should not do car reviews anymore

  • I'd much rather that he complain about all the things that are bothering him, because those are likely to be things that bother customers, and things you won't see in other reviews.

    We're all really sorry that he doesn't just blurt out "This car is beyond perfection!" about your favorite car.

    If all of you kiddie fanboys bothered to look around a bit more, you'd see that in his review of the A8, he says that of all the full size luxury cars, he'd pick the Audi.

  • complete fucking moron, stick to your american gas guzzling bulshit of cars

  • stick to computers bitch

  • hes bitching cause he cant afford it

  • I got to the button part and said "gtfo".

  • ok ok shut up, now go and drive your fucking GMC and stop touching the S8 !¡!¡!¡!¡!!¡

  • IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • He's just jealous coz the only car he has is an 89 miata that he got from his boyfriend

  • u idiot with your bitch ass mustaches or how u write it

    u must be from europe to understand what it means to have S8 with B&O system go back to your old bitch ass pick up u cock sucker

    ok im done

    now please may someone kill this bitch !!!

  • I wan't to see this guy reviewing american cars (sarcastic); then he would have to talk more rubbish than now! The S8 is a great car! you don't find american cars like this! What a d*ckhead this guy!!!!!! European cars are well better enginered than american ones!

  • this is why americans don't manufacture good quality cars like we in EUROPE do! Go back to your donuts, mate!

  • "I just wouldn't go there".

    This guy was just just hating on petty things. I mean your reviewing a 100K Audi A8 and you spend a minute talking about the audio cables that connect your MP3 player to it.

    If that was so important to you, use your MP3 player and jump on the bus.

  • Fuck this guy, the car is epic !!!

  • Poso malakas eisai re man :/

  • this guy is an idiot...

  • everything he said is valid and correct. stop bitching you fanboys

  • @ivajlkvd Really? He's complaining that the car has buttons. So unlike all other cars. Great point (yes, sarcasm). Lame review.

  • @monk333 They do have far too many buttons

  • Yeah idiot why are there buttons ?! OMFG because its saver to press ONE fucking button to bring up the sunshield thant scrolling through some menues while driving this great S8 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You should stop testing cars and please FU** STOP SHOUTING!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Why is he shouting?

  • IDIOT.

  • if this guy got a problem with audi he should buy a ford or whatever... this dude has no sense for beauty!

    btw. you can hide the screen because that high tech stuff does not fit to the classic style of that car optically. Other models which are not designed for 70 year old millionaris do have fixed screens.

  • omg is he crazy fucking idiot who give u this care mother fucker

  • wtf he rips off the MMI... Except that aaaall other manufacturers copied that idea and paste it into there. And what's wrong with a wheel and 4 buttons. Too much for this guys intellect?

  • Another retard without knowledge at all....CNET should really stop reviewing cars!

  • this guys is so negative

  • DEAR CNET: READ THE TOP RATED COMMENTS!

  • he is a hater!

  • he is hater !

  • Ehm! What a damn idiot he is. We have a S8, so yes, it's DVD player in rear seats. NO, it's not idiotic with 6 CD's, you do not change around while driving anyway. People do not park the car to sit inside it to see the movie, so it's not ridiculous that it cant play DVD movies. And by the way, it can play DVD's, jerk!

  • shittest review of a dream car. thx cnet.

  • wouldnt expect anything more from an american asshole...give him a chrysler trash can on wheels for a good review

  • Better not come to europ, you are idiot!

  • I've actually driven an S8. And trust me, you don't buy an S8 for its tech. You buy it for that glorious engine paired with a beautiful design inside and out.

    Plus every reviewer loves this car I don't know what this asshole is talking about...

  • Juu amaricans are stuped, audi is the best car in the world it fuck Mercedes badly because mecedes are not a god car because its a like Crysler

  • what an f******* asshole

  • Bad review...The meaning of this would be "Don't buy this European junk,buy a fu*king USA Dodge!"

  • hahahahahahhahaha.....

    

  • This guy is a retard,

    1. B&O is unreal for anyone; for that has heard it

    2. If you want rear seat entertainment why did you but the S8? Thats what the W12 is for

  • 04-09 MMI Rocks, it leaves the 02-09 Idrive in the dust so you can just shut up and stop talking about something you don't know squat about.

  • what's the consumption of petrol ? anyone know approx. ?

  • @aspirinemaga i think he said 12-13 mpg

  • pls dont ply my MMI system..hahahaha

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  • This guy wouldn't know style if it slapped him in the face and gave him its business card

  • ...then go and drive your fucking jetta!!!!

  • All you little Audi lovers.....stfu....What, because he actually said something bad about the Audi, he's an idiot? He is doing a car review, which means he is going to review the good and bad of the car, not just sit there and praise it the whole time.....However, I do agree that some things he said are stupid. Are any of you doing car reviews and driving around in one....anybody...? Didn't think so.

  • A8 had better tech than Merc or Bmw 5 years ago and now its stale? and lol @ the steering wheel heater, if he reviewed the Maserati with buttons all over the backside I think he might self combust!

  • point of having a disc changer is that you don't have to reach for cd you mooron. You put your CD ad forget... idiot

  • somebody fucking shoot this guy, this car is perfect.

  • What an unfortunate person

  • Bang&Olufsen kicks the shit out of BOSE any day...

  • thats alot of very quick talking i'de say.MMI is the best German Interface.

  • I think people will not buy it to watch movies in it......

  • this guy is crap searh for his review of the w12 with the same options and he all of a sudden is in love with the car lol he may just got a bmw 7 and is feeling very very retard

  • Don't hate what you can't afford

  • "S" always means Quattro!!!! you don't have to read in description!!!!

  • fuck YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! somebody shot him!!!!

  • I can't understand why there are people who hate on AUDI soo much, it's a great brand with legendary vehicles, and all they do is bitch and complain about stupid shit and make the cars seem like they are garbage

  • What a shithead!Fagget!

  • this car is great, i just don't like the old fashioned cd changer

  • Dont pay attencion to this fuck, he ppbly has a ford fiesta. This Audi is one of the best cars in the world.

  • yes i got it fords are better..........go fuck ur self retard american.

  • Is the Bang Olufsen audio that bad as this fagg makes it to be? Cause I cant believe that a 6k USD audio system sucks.

  • I forgot whats wrong withpush buttons?

  • haha the commentator is shit .. he says taht the gas mileage is bad but its the one you get in an average us family van .. and who needs a fuckin back door entertainementsystem when you have such a lovely B&O system .. i wouldnt even need that .. the sound of the engine is the best entertainment you can get ..

  • I wish there would be a "push button" to silence this idiot...anyway outstanding car

  • he is just a angry renault owner

  • wow. this guy took everything in a nice luxury car and complained about something small that cant even really be complained about, i mean the display sliding in and out of being hidden is a bad thing? really? this guy must've just driven really cheap cars his whole life and is just looking for excuses why this isnt a nice car, this has to be a joke.

  • wtf this guy is really a fucking idiot someone shut him up

  • besides what he is saying is true. 100 000 and it doesnt even have rear entertainment . its got a button as a parking break.

    im not the biggest fan of this guy but honestly, he makes very good points.

  • what a jew lol. i bet he drives something like me. a shitt car. lol. but he cant appreciate what he cant afford to sign for and not be able to pay off like all the other drivers of these

  • Did this jackass just say that the Bang&Olufsen sound system doesnt sound good. Its one of the best in car sound systems in the world. He is a dumbass

  • jessus he must be having a bad day or something......

  • jesus christ this thing got all the bells and whistles i love all the buttons and features

  • who is this guy? basically he couldn't find fault so he tried to make faults out of nothing... even I love this car and I own a bmw

  • He wears glasses so he can see that the car is very good .. In Europe,love car like these .. He is jealous of this car because he had never seen better .. : D: D

  • AUDI ALL THE WAY

  • man this guy doesn't say anything nice about this car like shut the fuck up u negative fuck

  • @patrickthegreat124 It's okay, he's just dissing it because his job only pays enough for him to own a 1997 Toyota Corolla.

  • i dont know what your are talking about but i agree with this guy, if i'm puttin almost a 100 large on a car, there should be Tvs in the god damn boot.. it should not have those stupid mistakes..and what is up with everything being in the front and nothing for the back seats, that should not be an available option, shit i'm almost 100gs..

  • @fran21ish jesus man u seen how much they charge for a aston martin.... , a ferrari, lambo gallardo most of them are over 100 gs and none of them have tvs in the boot. you pay for the engine and the technologie. you want a tv in the boot fit it yourself.....

  • @tvain86 those are fast cars my friend, they get those because of the speed.

  • this guy is overextended with the german quality and technology ...

    he love his 40 years old plastic, rusty shit

  • this guy is an idiot...

    - why do u wanna change cd's in a 6-cd changer while ur driving ?

    - why do u wanna be able to read the steering heating button

    -why would u wanna have more than 1 interface cable for audio, no car has that anyways

    - complaining about gas mileage on a v10. What did u expect ?

  • @TheGreekUnit you're an idiot

    -would you rather only ever have 6 cd's in the car forever? what if he's in the garage or parked

    -so you know what the fuck the button does when you get it?

    -more frickin variety? what if you forgot your ipod, but you have your phone?

    -how about gas mileage compared to other v10s? the new escalade gets the same mileage as this v10 and its a v8

    who's the real idiot

  • @TheGreekUnit

    "who wants to change cd's while driving?" you must not have a 6 cd changer. 

  • this niqqa is a motherfucker

  • WTF is he talking about man!!! Probably frustrated for driving a crap-ass car home after his job.. Wanker!

  • I agree with many others here.

    He does not deserve to drive such a absolutely fine fine car.

    He got into this car with a very negative attitude. Proabaly because HE CANNOT HAVE ONE.

    trevororrell

    USA

  • please kill this guy

  • Rear seat entertainment is an available option. This guy is an idiot.

  • this show is about the TECH the car offers...watch his review on the new A8...he like's it better than the 7...

  • Wow guys... and your calling him a hater? You all are hilarious!!!

  • Watch his review on the BMW 750i xDrive, blatantly obvious he had his mind made up about the Audi before he even glanced at the thing. Like the Audi, the BMW had the navi knob as well as the 6 CD changer located near the glove box, and he didn't cry about it at all.

  • I have been laughing so hard at these comment's, glad to see people know their cars.

  • Maybe Audi didn't pay the previous comission ;) to the program

  • its guy dont know shit about cars

  • what a jackass

  • whoever is getting this car isnt a cheap broke fuck so why u advertising it like some homeless fuck is gona buy it !! ur a fucking hater son

  • Sounds like Rex off Toy Story

  • sue this motherfucker... go to your fiat panda and drive in to the sea bitch

  • Is this guy being given a bung by another manufacturer to slate this car into the ground or what??? I get the impression he had made up his mind and was hating this car before he even clapped eyes on it. His credibility as an impartial independent assessor is very much in doubt.

  • What an idiot! hope you like your FORD, dum ass

  • my second best sport sedan after the MASERATI QUATTROPORTE GTS

    this dumpass reporter knows nothin .. this car equipped whit the best tech u can get ,, the handling is amazing ..the sound is terrific ,,the v 10 is charismatic

    how come u complain bluddy idiot

  • this shit faced motherfucker just pisses me off... he gets more and more annyoing through the video... Fucking moron, pussy ass should drive his citroen quietly

  • THE BEST CAR OF THE WORLD

  • WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT .....he gives you the impretion that he's brought up driving Enzos', Veyrons' and Koenigseggs' ......motherfucker probably runs a Beetle himself .....

  • Yeah he should fuck off and review an iPod or something.

  • omg..such ugly speakers...the harman cardon in the mercedes is much better..believe me :D my ears made the experience :D

  • Buy better car if you don't like this one smart ass reporter :-)

  • he's just jealous because his car is much more worse than this S8

    S8 is the best seden I ever saw

  • Absolutely the worst review i have ever seen in my life

  • Is it just me, or does he sound like Rex off toy story ?

  • he is a proper arse hole

  • dissing the s8? hahahahaha

    i really want to see something you like buddy so we can laugh our asses off

  • i kinda agree with the cd changer being in the glove box... thats just duh! from Audi... thats not just in S8 its in every model! dunno whats the design logic in that!

  • Who is this tosser? What a redneck wanker.

  • My friend u are an IDIOT. This is a great car...you still are an idiot.

  • what kinda car show is that? i didnt get a chance to hear the sound of that car once!?

  • I swear the only S8s i've seen have been stick shift.

  • all those complaints from this guy, wonder wat he drives.....must be the worlds best car

  • Stop whining for fucks sake, the car is just not as good as an S klasse, that's it. It might be a good car, it's not That good and therefore it has received several critiques. Big fucking deal, fucking vag fan retards.

  • What a retard, if this guy sells his house he probably can't afford and audi s8, he's probably used to drive a 68 buke or something. Audi a8 and s8 are nice cars, why do they even let this idiot be on camera..

  • i agree with the comments below. dude is just bitter cause he's driving home in a '99 camry. wouldn't even let him in the passenger seat of my s8. peace out.

  • @oliver90069 I'm sure you really own an S8. Although the "peace out" phrase is pretty Volkswagen - like.

  • u stupid faggot this car is in a whole new era of its own, ur crappy american cars will do what this one can maybe after 200 years from now, FUCK U ! u dont know shit about cars... its an exclusive car thats why it costs so much u dumbass, its not for every cheap ass redneck like u to affort, ur ass belongs in a damn hyundai !

  • This fucking guy doesnt belong nowhere near a vehicle like this. Fucking redneck.