U MAD BRO?! COP SCREWED OUT OF JOB!!....on a Honda

[Malsim]

Why are you selling doctor who merchandising? Is that a sponsored thing or more like an appropriation of intelectual property thing?

[xblueoctoberx]

Phil I LOVE YOU!!!! i swear to god!!!( so funny.... :p )

and no those kids weren't being racist! THAT WAS ONE FUNNY ARGUMENT OVER SEMANTICS!

[mcj45140]

What about a re?

[DeanMartin1231]

what I want to know is...WHO THE FUCK WAS TAKING THE PICTURES?

[LPExor]

hence the origin of uMAD bro, thank you for clearing this up =)

[polo9024]

I dont think th police should have been fired because he didnt hurt anyone did he? i mean he didnt steal anything (except maybe the girls virginity) and he didnt kill anyone

[PsYcHoq8]

three words. I LOVE YOU.

[italianabella567]

New Mexico for the win! :D haha

[italianabella567]

Awesome intro! :)



[MrTMONEY7919]

STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[AnwaBigJoe]

that cop deserves a high five

[toocool4usernames]

Oh my god if philly-d was a defense attorney I'd be scared shitless if i was the prosecution

[IVIaster21]

When I was ten years old, I was on a football team and we had a party. When a player, an african american, went down a hill to the football field on his bike to go get his football. There, he saw some teenagers and they asked him to throw them the football they were playing with. But appearently he threw it to the wrong guy and got push off of his bike, punched, and called "nigger". We called the cops and the teenager that did this was drunk. He didnt get charged because he knew the cheif...

[Costerguy1234556]

That's not bi-polar that's just the US using another country for profit.

[epictuber11]

u mad bro



[AllHailDoc]

1:06

the woman look's like scout's mom from TF2.

Thumbs up if you agree.

[NikkiNikki1999]

Love Men in uniform!!!!

Wish I was the girl on the car!!!!!

[lochen33]

That cop should have gotten a small suspension. Just for getting caught "do in it" in uniform. I side with you Phil, PDs everywhere give cops light treatment for overstepping on citizen rights and safety, and here we have a dude having some good time, and he gets thrown to the wolves. Backwards as hell, but unsurprising in AmeriKa.

[lochen33]

the beard...cuddly cat. sweet.



[mattthekingdong]

My favorite part was @6:55

[92yankeesfan]

waterboarding isn't torture- it leaves no permanent or even temporary physical scars or ailments.

[acoti]

LOL, if they can end words in an 'a' or and 'er'!

[omgoctopusomg]

lol @ "besides for"

[NikkiNikki1999]

Everytime I watch this video....it makes my panties wet!!! I Love Cops!!!

[Zoopyjoe]

My GF is half russian and half finnish so she is 75 percent hawthawthawt

[NikkiNikki1999]

Cops are Hot.....just sayin

I would have been happy to make his day. :):):)

[ryizhen]

ARE YOU THE SON OF ASK A NINJA ? LMAO .....

[MrCaptainMinecraft]

No, his boss was just a jealous virgin...

[babscout468]

Cyanide and Happiness t-shirt!

[czdproductions09]

who the fuck dare dislike this ?????

[TheBrradsullivan]

" hey this looks neat....hes black " *closes window*

[jonesadamisaac]

thats the chupacabra, not a squirrel

[BspencerD6]

This video just made my day exponentially better :D I've been needing a laugh lately. Thanks!

[PartyOnKeepCalm]

Heather Morris is amazing

[stinkbra]

well that was an easy subscription decision =]

[GVMeNProDucTionS]

SPAM CLAN FTW

[night4345]

mexico WHY YOU COCK BLOCK!?

[doom2ruler]

No, he shouldn't have been fired. IT WASN'T A SQUAD CAR!!! The only "inappropriate" thing he did was have sex in uniform. That should NOT have been a fireable offense.

[oscrat35]

why does the black guy die first in everything?

[TDudePro]

@oscrat35 No the first one to die is the one in the red shirt

if you get that reference you're awesome

[MrNOODLES345]

i couldnt stop staring at your top, my friend just wore it to coldplay, the phrase on it is so funny "bulimia, twice the taste, no calaries" hahahahahaha

[rgp2130]

Omg, I still can't get over this, Phil this is your best and funniest episode by far and away. Can you please make a " U mad bro? " Tshirt for the nation, thanks.

[Mariettabluedevil06]

Phil's stories never disappoint.

[michaelespinosa]

CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS SHIRT! <3

[y0utUBeH8r]

taze this guy, he's just sayin , LOL j/p

[doodle20]

"As far as I'm concerned he was protecting and serving...specifically that woman's vagina"...EPIC EPIC EPIC statement. From now on I'm going to use that phrase when I get laid.

[TheAmazingKickAss]

did anyone else see the simen comercial befor the show lol

[sepsepsep12]

He probably got fired because the other officers were fucking jealous, pissed that they dont get laid on the job :(

[kwelakwela1623]

"He's a good cop." Um, no, you don't have sex on "your" police car while you are supposed to be working.

[TrulyPrue]

QOTD: I'm a chick and I love the fact that this cop was gettin' his rocks off on the job. So hott!! Plus he was in uniform and was doin' it out doors!! That's twice the kink! Loves it!!

[thespiantroop3076]

and phillip, you have no idea how happy this makes me that you saw that one tiny little comment and made it into a story and something that mattered to you. thank you very much :)

[thespiantroop3076]

YOU'RE RIGHT!! I'M A CITIZEN OF NM AND I WAS PISSED!!! oh and by the way new mexico is still apart of the U.S.. it has been for a while. long before alaska, hawaii, and yep, even arizona.

[Nanbo53]

He shouldn't have been fired

[Oicherealtai]

Whovians unite. Bro.

[bfrank1180]

@Metallica0System0A7X Why am i a massive cunt

[TOTALLYAWESOMECARPET]

Best opening yet

[mikeadams78]

No if no one saw him then let him keep his job maybe he was performing CPR lol.

[nikkersxox]

nice shirt :/

[smoothslidin19]

No not at all that was completely stipid

[EBCC1S34]

I want to know what the rest of your shirt says!!! Ahahaha! :D



[Chrissymiss00]

Not gonna lie, stared at your shirt like 85% of the time lol.

[mthompson24]

girls like a man in a uniform. hope he wasnt married for his sake. lose job n wife. thats rlly getting fucked 3 times all at once basically

[xXPentarchXx]

That cop should not have been fired. He should have been promoted!

[Iviey13]

hey phil im cmin frm nz 2 see uz :D

[MsLisaWML]

America do be crazy though

[TheShirshir2]

I.Want.That.Poster.

[ObamaLovesYOU]

New Video:

"Obama at sxephil's"

The President addresses the "Nation"

from Philip DeFranco's house!

CLICK ObamaLovesYOU

[CopyrightFreeBeats]

Most Epic Intro EVAR!

[iAmHappy32]

QOTD: No fuckin' way!

[dnwoko96]

Im black, and guess what NAACP, "Bro" isn't racist

[reillylm]

I think the cop should have gotten probation. I mean, firing him seems like they're taking it too seriously, but he was wasting tax-payers' money. Like, he couldn't wait to have sex with her later?

[reillylm]

the fact that the NAACP is saying "bro" is racist IS being racist...

[sethboy66]

@reillylm I know right? It's like saying "KFC is only for black people! You white people need to stop being racist by eating it." Actually, now that I think about it that might just be the most perfect analogy ever con sieved.

[chikka5719]

I love the opening thing!!

[hwXD]

No he shouldn't have

[Caosmagician214]

I don't think he should've gotten fired.

That's just a load of crap. He's just bein a boss.

I bet the higher ups were just jelli.

[hasitbroke01]

This is the best show on YouTube. I would never be as informed as I am without this show. So....thank you. So much.

[bledwin]

lol you sound like a regular brit when you say 'starting with' <3

[AeonFlexMusic]

@MrTakeBackAmerica YES! They use entertainment to distract everyone from the truth and the worst part are the racists who "Defend" themselves but don't realize the government doesn't give two shits about them either, OPERATION 1/3.

[vgneus]

fo shizzle

[Jezio1983]

no

[FFXfreak58]

No. What if the cop was in his bedroom with the girl? Or a strip club? I mean seriously. Silly mexicans. I would say to them, "U MAD BRO?"

[powellmd83]

fuck no! that cop should not have gotten fired! whats the point of being a cop if you cant even fulfill your womans cop fantasy! ;)

[ZekkAlpha]

Ah, there are times I love living in New Mexico...

[01bossmj]

This moron and his mates seem to be all over the place. I loathe his gimic - talking like he has diarrhea.

Maybe you are onto something [In the States only - haven't figured out how to block you in the UK yet] but, what an irritant you are 'sxephil' (narcissistic too i see)

In articulating my disgust and how much i despise the your content, I'm hoping you'll block me if my steps to get rid of you and your ilk aren't successful. Incidentally, don't bother flaming me. I WILL NOT ENGAGE!

[ZekkAlpha]

@01bossmj U MAD BRO?

[Kluckad]

@01bossmj Don't hate... bro

[toulouse666]

You didn't say "72" by pure coincidence, you were thinking of the 72 virgins those retarded camel fuckers imagine they will get to fuck when they explode their retarded ass right? ;)

[squidb8]

We didn't (the U.S.) didn't bomb Libya. We played a supporting role. Of course that could be a reason to say hmm.

Did we take the supporting role because we knew if the rebels won we would suffer some embarrassment? HMM.

I'm sure the field operatives will have to go to jail so we can be friends with oil rich Libya again.

[zenon856]

comment removed by us goverment

[AlexMetapod]

is that a cyanide and happiness bulimia shirt?

[yoyobeerman1289]

wow more than a pound of rifles, pistols, body armor, and vests XD thats a ton!! oh wate its only a pound =)

[kimerox20091]

why does Phil have a shirt that says "bulimia"???

[tobuyagun314]

why the hell didnt he fork her inside the damn car..

give me poster.

[TheMatt404040]

@fearruller troll! Hahaaa wtf is that supposed to be an insult?

[Tylerish101]

@dwayde473 no Phil is saying that the situation after saying that is hilarious. And obviously not for the boy friend.

[kela1able]

U gotta lot of haters man,n e way they fire him on sum bull shit,shiiit as far as we kno that bitch was prolly payin off a ticket wit the pussy,if thats the case they should have gave that man a bonus lol...and I have white friends that say bro all the time why they bein on that,shiiit they need to com to cincinnati and figure out why these officers killin these brothers out here,keep up the

[M3TALLICAfan100]

Cyanide and Happiness shirt =D

[kingdudejohn]

@dwade473 Thats not being hypocritical moron.

[Jirekianu]

QOTD: No, he shouldn't have gotten fired. Disciplined via a suspension or a warning or something. But not fired. But it just goes to show, it seems police would rather fire a guy who did something sexually wrong, rather than violently wrong. Which it's even debatable he did something sexually wrong cause only the camera caught them.

[erindebi]

That's supah right YO homedog

[ryman753]

I spy a C&H shirt.

[OMGusernameBITCHES]

can't help but notice you have a shirt saying 'bulimia' on it...your show is promoting bulimia just like tyler shileds promoted domestic abuse ;)

[allusivecone]

Dear stupids, let me clear it up for you..

[Reminator1997]

No but it looked kind of like a rape if it was then yes

[jenshu7]

cuz i like redundantly being redundant

[JKnight669]

No. He's my hero.

[PoliceDepartment9192]

The Police scandal is a non issue to me. Police officers do this on duty all the time. We are human. Lmfao it happens in patrol cars, on patrol cars, taking a quick break and going home and having a quickie with the wife or girlfriend, or boyfriend, or husband. It happens, okay. We're all human, and humans have certain needs.

[TheMatt404040]

U shouldn't be allowed to rock the banksy posters in ur video either......douche

[fearruler]

@TheMatt404040 Hello Troll

[TheMatt404040]

Ur Annoying as shiiiit!

[banhotsu]

Nigger, come to france, Chambery :D

[jespino89]

Wtf is up with this foos nose...

[TheItaliiana]

No. Im a girl & i Can appreciate that this guy is a bosssss , gettin' chicks on the job ... On the car hahaha.

[nerdgirl1822]

I think the Heather Morris photos are rather interesting. I do not believe they're promoting violence, and I'm a woman. I think, actually, that they are rather empowering. When will you see a woman looking fierce with a black eye. Rather than try to cover it up, I feel as though she is sporting it for what it is, but it's showing that she is fighting back, not tolerating it. I might be weird, and people will disagree. It's art; it's meant to be taken for what it is.

[SHaDoWzZv1]

@nerdgirl1822 Watching one of the vids on your channel makes that comment seem like nothing, damn girl.

[TheBlackhawkdown414]

No he should not have gotten fired its not like he was rapping her in a dark ally she looked like she was in to it

[BluestormsSong]

Omg! Can everybody say awkward? That cop shouldn't have been fired. As far as stuff he could get caught doing, having sex is really not that bad. Anyway, I doubt his lady-friend had any complaints.

[penlfred75]

Not

[faceshooter147]

Ur fucking anoying bro u should stop

[rcallahan71384]

dude i say homie all the time to.. i so wanted to give you a HIGH 5 lmao keep up the awesomeness dude

[Danthenerfman]

No because doing it is not illegal or wrong but is fun

[capthook1]

Lame.

[duckyomurder]

I WANT YOUR CYANIDE AND HAPPYNESS SHIRT

[paw7815]

Is brocode racist too?

[bmitch1211]

Umadbro is racist

[j505j]

779 dislikes? Really get a sense of humor!!

[seudechrist]

lol i love this shit, been watchin yah since you started phil, i love yeah

[Lulu420Magoo]

Hell yeah he needs to get fired. If we can't do it, why can they? Because he has on a fancier uniform than us?

[iLiekUndead]

Oh lol. breaking bad meets sons of anarchy.

[mrblackmon27]

Taco bell

[iLiekUndead]

It's the same old sex vs. violence story. Violence is tolerated on a way larger scale than sex and overall it just goes to show how fucked up we've become. As I see it people are more often getting pissed on for loving than hating. Not to mention that people are getting slaughtered, butchered to pieces on TV and those shows get a 12+ mark or something but anyone who wants still watches them while if there are any too long or too explicit sex scenes all shit breaks loose. It's stupid.

[shante926]

Damn all you people sound bout dumb as FUCK how bout you try having sex in broad daylight u going to jail stupid ass he know better he a cop

[LILmissJISBON]

All i can se on the screen is bulimia...

[akashsoogumbur]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[prettyboi1635]

Check out this video called can dis boy sing its raw this kid is talented

[daynekorn21]

hells no

[banksiaone]

'They' don't fire them for killing a citizen but they do if he has sex on the job??????

[pewtercatmumbojumbo]

Great job. Me likey!

[blueyedfour]

Love it! You have made an intant fan out of me... I do like posters too ;) I don't think this guy should have been fired. I've actually been on the receiving end of a uniform and it just wouldn't be the same without it. He should get commended for being able to multi task so well.

[TheJewishAssassin]

Lol I love the comment bellow me saying Phil is a lonely man with a web cam who well never get anywhere in his life. What a dumbass.

[SuperMarkhor]

Dam your irritating!! Give up your annoying humor and facial expressions.

[SuperMarkhor]

Dam your irritating!!

[lookoutitsryan]

That cop was like: Go make a traffic stop or get it in? F*** doing paperwork, let's get it on!!!  I don't think he should've lost his job either, maybe just a warning or maybe a high five? Lol (P.S. I want that poster!!!)

[Hatersreviews]

I'm gonna go make a sandwich, when I get back I want this to be the top comment.

[forty9er509]

Why does every faggot who has a web cam have to make stupid fucking videos like this one. U SUCK ASS U WILL NEVER BE ON TV U ASS CLOWN.

[thundermanXL]

I want tht poster!!!!

[RedAndRoy]

Is that a Cyanide and happiness shirt? :O

[aznspdrmn]

instatnt subscribe after the unemployment rate joke

[MochaSuprimo]

hey Phil, u mad bro?

[TheScoobNoob]

The only crime here is he was doing a fat chick.

[taykriss77]

Um...yeah who takes sex breaks while their supposed to be on duty?

[niccolemarie33]

Haha Oooh New Mexico Police Officers never fail to amaze me.

[virginia0bluebell]

NICE intro! also i love ya face

[naruto1545]

no

[MetroplexC70]

If the cop was NOT in uniform Id say it was his free time. But he was in uniform so that is not good.

[MetroplexC70]

If the cop was NOT in uniform Id say it was his free time. But he was in uniform so that is not good.

[Mrtigger1998]

He was doing his duty and it was after hours

[y6a3h9o7o]

Fire the disabled beater LOL!~

[mok2288]

No way!!! That's nothing cops should be fired for other stuff not there private lives leave that alone

[aza12323]

@danielsp9 YOU MAD BRO?!?!?!?!?!