Wine-stoned cowboy

[lightlyone]

Somebody needs to make a deal with him for a whole album.

[ReneeNme]

His daughter was my first wife. Seriously. You think Dad is odd looking ? She looked just like a Three Toed Sloth. It's true.

[punkrockefeller]

he is a homeless crazy.

[decontrol4unis]

This was the first video i ever saw on youtube like 3 years ago.

[warlonewolf]

Oh come on guys it's just a old drunk cowboy, cut him some slack might not even be a bad guy or an old bum just having a good time where he comes from.

[BlackeK187]

Stupid bum!

[thebambimancan]

Hi. Welcome to YouTube!

Where nobody cares about people and we laugh at their voyage through life.

Stay awahile, we have candy.

[henrie1000]

lmao santa!!!!!! get a shower!

[ganon95]

lol hes only got 2 teeth

[loisannfisher]

i hate to see glen cambell in this condition

[tejaspics]

figures...Gainesburg, Florida

[kelleykell333]

thats crazy! i'm loving this!!!!!

[Y0uEnj0yMyself]

what upsets me about videos like this is that they patronize, make a fool of, an already suffering man.

[mymainmanrichieT]

You need to get the fuck out my bidness nuuka, cuz

I'm not finnin to fake fo deez peckawoodz! Get oud my bidness! *SMACK* OKAY???

[conmon88]

He's so talented. haha

[cdmays]

Every time I watch this video it cracks me up. Even though he's singing "Rhine Stone Cowboy," "Wine Stoned Cowboy" definitely fits better.

[topher1889]

this is why ill never visit america!

your all inbred and you say us english have bad teeth?

well fuck me pull the other one.

[bonggged]

"Your all inbred..."? Our all inbred what?

[4rg0]

ahahhhhahahhahahha that was so goood.

[laraCroft999]

he reminds me of my uncle when he gets drunk lol, except that doesn't look like my uncle. This was cool!

[jazzydeo]

MOMMY MOMMY IVE SEEN SANTA

[mantali]

Very nice tooth!(Colgate)

[stsilas01]

God only knows what lives in that beard. At least we know what happened to zz top

[MeatLockerFx]

that fucker looks like his breath smells like ass.

[jfnohy]

he was kind of scary

[Hartbeule]

Catweasel.!!!!!!!!!

[xXramjetXx]

rofl. someones beat boxing in the background

[tagaloa]

This man rocks!

[Heffron87]

the redneck gandalf

[gotjilk422]

lol i hadn't even thought of that but yeahhh

[knilch22]

einstein?

[slyhitman]

poor man =( i wonder how he eats ='(

[alfaq]

damn dat man is sexy.. ima go tap that

[bonggged]

Me too.

[btbam2266]

who cares if hes homeless or poor? its still FUNNY

[gangstafucker]

total scheisse

[danzeyboy]

What do you reckon the offers coming over the phone are for?!!!

[ArtVandelay27]

That's my dad!

[ratingswhore]

Congratulations. You're the 101st person to make that lame ass joke.

[rb306]

that makes me feel dirty

[DamnShitTaco]

That's my dad!

[ratingswhore]

After deleting about 100 posts that made that same lame-ass joke, I decided to keep them so everyone can see how totally unfunny you are.

[stalepie]

wtf I'm extremely funny. fu asshole

[ripmalibu]

That's f'n awesome

[thumperings]

given what I know about the guy in the video and what I know about you, I would much rather have him in my home than a piece of shit like you in my home. You are a sad jealous bitter piece of trash. You are unhappy it's very clear, and you're prolly not sure why . I bet this guy homeless is more comfortale with himself than you are bitch. It takes hugs balls to kick a man while he's down doesn't it DIlinger? MAn you're such a stud.

[mungo181]

Perhaps you need to look deep into your soul to ascertain why you have such a strong reaction to this video. Old guy sings Rhinestone Cowboy, and you immediately jump to a bizarre conclusion about the person who posted the video, his/her motivation for posting the video, and the socio-economic condition of the singer. While I'm sure the singer would love an invitation to your home, I'm betting that you wouldn't even look at a guy like him if he asked you for a dollar.

[darrenlittle]

Glenn Campbell is looking like shit these days.

[Adolfey]

american shame" ; there isn´t another description to that.

[aln8r]

this could be any one of us. or someone we love. i'm glad to see him enjoying mimself. thanks for the post

[stalepie]

you suck guys that's my dad if he was your dad you wouldn't laugh

[ratingswhore]

You're hilarious. Just like the other 75 people who made the same comment.

[stalepie]

Cool thanks

[stalepie]

cool. did i already respond to this or did it not post.

[poohu]

crak and beer:)

[ladycroft85]

That was awesome!!!!

[ladycroft85]

That was fucking awesome

[brownray1]

More talent than Michael Jackson.

[Minimelimix]

I thought the title of the song was "Rhinestoned Cowboy"

[awbbn44]

It is dumbass... the author of this clip has made a slight creative adjustment to reflect the drunkeness of the bum singing it. jeez.

[KOSMOSlove]

Hell yeah, dats my uncle Cletis. Ain't he a beaut? :)

[dragonrage300]

THIS MAN INVENTED THE INTERNET.

[cryvalentine]

.......what kind of crackhead drunk????........

[TimatorA]

hahahahaha

[ratingswhore]

You don't know me. Nor do you know the gentleman in the video. Due to circumstances that are, frankly, none of your business, I spend A LOT of time around folks like this, and they've been in my home.

[AlexVita]

rofl, if this guy came up to me I'd throw my wallet at him and run like hell before he spit teeth at me.... then again he could only do that twice

[VideoViper]

somebody please sample that and put a beat behind it and make a rap song out it hehehe

[slyhitman]

XD lol XD

[makemebad35]

hahaha thats awesome

[lawrah541]

lmao pub singer!

[ElenorRigby]

I can't believe that for a tanked up, daily drunk as hell old fogie, he actually got the lyrics right! Gotta give him credit where credit is due!

[napalmstrike]

hahahaha

[xosammi88]

Right on.

[hamsterminator]

hahahaha I bet the cameraman recoiled when that tooth-rot breath hit him

[ratingswhore]

Not really.

[subcity138]

exploitation

[ratingswhore]

We disagree. See above.

[subcity138]

i dont care if you feel the need to agree/disagree its still a fact regardless of what your oppinion may be

[Y0uEnj0yMyself]

Sub, you're a moron. Learn the difference between a fact and an opinion please.

[subcity138]

i have an iq of 132 and that tells me you are the moron sir.

[Y0uEnj0yMyself]

congrats, In my lifetime I've found that having a high IQ is like having a large penis, if you have to say it, it probably isn't true.

[subcity138]

dont worry i have a small penis as well

[tombeaudreau]

Just the fact that you are arguing on Youtube regarding a stoopid video tell me the IQ test was off by a few points.

[SaRgenTKuKa]

OMFG LOL ROFL THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING YET ON YOUTUBE THAT I HAVE SEEN!

[loulee]

im in love....

[cdmays]

holy crap that's my grandpa

[ratingswhore]

Very funny. You're only the 99th person to make that joke.

[Crimmy999]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

[SaRgenTKuKa]

OMFG LOL ROFL THAT WAS AWESOME! IT LOOKS LIKE SANTA HAS A BROTHER!

[iwilleatyourbrains]

hahaha.. cool

[vtocce]

wpw that is inspirational

[xgourgeousxgirlx]

that is quite possibly the uglyiest guy i have ever seen in my life...but this video was pretty hilarious. haha, thanks.

[danzeyboy]

I like the end bit, when he offers his wierd looking hand to his ear, as a make believe phone! In his eyes he looks a bit lost, but I think he did a damn good job. Yeeeehaaaar Cowboy! Ride em in!

[winduonline]

this man is my spouse, but he is still my hero!

[marcoswey]

buenísimoooooooooooo!!

[marcoswey]

excelente video enhorabuena al autor!

[candiecandace42]

He Has Only tow teeth...Sad

[KawaiiRini]

damn....

[52766]

lol. just lol. NO! wait. ROFL! If anyone has played Monkey Island III, you will realise that that dood looks like Goldbeared. El Puerto Diablo!

[sweetbluegirl]

THIS IS GOD,country style yeeee haaaa -drunk

[misterboobface]

Awsome. I bet he's Glen Campbell in diguise. I wish I had his dentist too.

[darkhero612]

LOL

[KariKiljunen]

wow that made my day!

[yulaw]

the sad thing is I work with a guy who looks just like that! man I thought it was him for a sec...lol

[sandra2306]

LMAO

[moldero]

Poor dude.

[reystevens]

lol

[Mannassi]

Dude this guy is quality.

I love you americans when you're drunk.

[Shanko911]

funny. love the two teeth too.

[jookymcd]

He's not really that old!

[ratingswhore]

I guess it depends on your perspective.

[ticticboom]

i watched it 3 times in a row, and that was enough.

 funny the first time though

[generaltiger]

He has like 2 teeth!

[ratingswhore]

An astute observation.

[Didi972]

HeHe cool!

[remytwelve]

Were those small tusks protruding from his mouth?

[cinnamonwoman]

uh yeah drink another...i liked it though...i liked it A LOT

[kirtcusack]

he reminds me of lex luger

[ratingswhore]

You're the second person to say that. I'm guessing this comment is a joke, but I don't get it.

[freec0ke]

Anyone see the naked guy walking behind him?

ROFL

[Shiruban]

Hey that's me !!!!

[thinkpink23lozza]

im officially scared... he lloks like a pirate :S :P

[BigAlDavies]

Glen Campbell sure has seen better days.

[ramuel]

wooo *clap clap*

[hu]

does this qualify as the most-highly-viewed-and-rated-b­ut-least-discussed videos ever? or am i just too new to this?

[ratingswhore]

I hadn't checked my mail in a while, so there were a lot of comments I hadn't approved. I think it has a normal number of comments for the number of views and ratings.

[Latinlabel]

He deserved at least a dollar donation for that.

[SadieDammit]

I love him.

[simonpwilson]

Thought that was well funny, thank you "ratingwhore" for putting it on youtube, do some more experimenting if thats the result.

[schmile]

less said, less remembered in the morning...

[summmoned]

lol nice teeth for openning beer bottles

[KittenKiller]

I see people like him riding shitty bicycles down the street all the time.

[DauntlessEagle1]

lol HE NEEDS TO GO ON AMERICAN IDOL

[umadam]

thats my grandma!

[whoseline]

lol :P

[maverickmaster]

He's a good singer!

[bourcier700]

Old guy having some fun. Good Video

[ryenzero]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[freedomfalls]

5/5 Funny as hell

[ratingswhore]

This was taped in Gainesville, Florida several years ago. If you're actually a 19 year-old from DE, as your profile says, I seriously doubt it's the same guy. I don't know if I agree that this is the best video ever made on YouTube. I only posted it as a sort of experiment.

[ratingswhore]

Better to laugh WITH.

[kanegills]

Americans are good to laugh at.

[jesusisjesus]

he reminds me of lex luger

[poika]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[gianluca77]

an amazing oral situation....

[Billy42]

woooo Fangtastic very natural voice bare down without music background sound n abit like Willie Neilson hahahaha :)

[cajinasain]

XD ROFL *dies of laughter*

[dwizle]

dad......

[shiley40]

its george w bush on a night out with his daughters yeeee hah

[Elvisdogg]

Daddy!

[ratingswhore]

Jesus, how many people are going to make this same lame joke?

[Faawkkk]

Hes a vampire! Chek it out but its down there instead :/, why do you say oh poor man etc. He might be happy not everyone live their life for money,house,car!

[shonco]

Grandpa, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[SpamAnn]

wahahahahah

[Miku91]

Hahahaha

[pushthelimit]

poor man, isnt this just exploitation?

[ratingswhore]

I appreciate your concern, and we did worry about that before posting this video. However, we're not profitting in any way from sharing this. Nobody was hurt, and the man is just having a good time. So ultimately we decided that it is was not exploitative.

[wxnut]

bet he has alot of money under his pillow

[Suziki]

ROFL

[bez1]

ha ha poor man

[SithJohn]

hi is lvl 50 on tibia

[mamacitarechula]

Star gone bad...that was the original singer gone downhill years after only hit song.

[osodepelpa]

nice video

[SpamAnn]

wahahhah :p:P 5 stars ftw

[Kikkersloot]

WXHHHHAAHAHAHHAAHH WHAT A COMPLETE OWNER OMG

[snouter]

oh yeah...5 stars

[snouter]

LOL Find that dude and have him do some karaoke for beers.

[dunebugs]

love this...id so like to buy this dude a beer...of any song he could choose he breaks into rhinestone cowboy...great.

[nitroburn]

LOL.

[raoulprof]

God bless his heart!

[SpamAnn]

ayhahhahaahha he owns

[Robfoxman]

good singing of that poor man

[Balkscream]

Well if I dring a bottle og Jager I eill can sing this song like this gay

[2prophetic]

I just wanna pull out those fangs.

[ratingswhore]

You're an idiot.

[siniestro666]

Who are you calling sub human you overpriviledge prick??? This is just another aspect of the human condition as it exists in reality. I know you think only pretty people with money are allowed to sing and have fun and be on camera, but reality works differently. You're just another douchebag denying the existance of underpriviledged people or wishing they were just pushed to the side and ignored.

[BlueFoxXT]

OWNED!!!  Well said, you two.

[removeablehal0]

OUCH! I agree... OWNED!!! I am betting that this made this man's day to be able to sing and have a good time while being filmed. It was easy for him to face the camera... just hard for many to face him, and not turn their heads!

[AlexVita]

eloquently put, siniestro. the guy cracked us all up, and therefore is not a "sub-human waste of life". Dillenger, however.... well the rest of this comment pretty much writes itself and I don't have anything clever lined up at the moment anyway.

[thumperings]

fuck in A ....

well put

[neilmckillop]

Indeed.

[ratingswhore]

You're the one calling him a "sub-human waste of life." As far as we're concerned, he's an elderly gentleman having a good time. We mean no disrespect to the man.

[christiantek]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[cuntybugger12]

thats really funny.

[BUDRC20032003]

funny man!

[Grisu77]

It's sad. :(

[thumperings]

yea :(

[liquidgrey]

this is kinda sad though... =(