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why isn't this the best video of all time

3rudymora 1 month ago 2

you cant be like dirk unless you can say SCHWEINESCHNITZEL !

nixdaduda11 1 month ago

Wow, none of you dipshits knew it was a parody of MJ's commercial

DontRunWithDaScissor 1 month ago

If I could be like dirk

1991araaron 3 months ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die

WTF!?! I love this non-sense vid a lot but i don't know why!

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WWEUnicycle 4 months ago

the part when they all started drinking the beers i laughed so hard lol

twihardcentral14 4 months ago

ILL reather die !! dhiz if borinqq''

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dontlookbacknow1 5 months ago

thumbs up if the black kid is lebron next season lol

juntartful 5 months ago

I can't stop watching thiss!! Deserves more views LMAO

juntartful 6 months ago

LMAO at :45. That kid shoots just like Dirk. I guess that was the point though huh?

PhantomGhost25 7 months ago

Funny or die is NOT funny at all. Who writes that crap???

dannyboy5678 7 months ago

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vampireAM 7 months ago

@vampireAM get out.

DoubleAssClown 7 months ago

A dirk is a dagger.

tyro244 8 months ago

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The main kid is from Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader.

BluDollarTeddy100 8 months ago

Lame

hxcdsal89 8 months ago

That kid can sing

tjthomas9797 8 months ago

8====D

KillerComputerMan 8 months ago

awesome !

bluzercic 8 months ago

how come this channel has over 400k subscribers but this video only has 6.6k views?

SmilingAlot 8 months ago

hah

sofaking815 8 months ago

So ... suddenly we Germans are cool again, hu. xD

BiggWormdpg 8 months ago 5

this video is ridirkulous.

ikilledurmama 8 months ago 8

did not expect it to be for beer that was hilarious

therealdanshady1 8 months ago

Black kids being white and underage kids drinking German beer. Funny.

travz21 8 months ago 4

dirka dirka!

mattanddebbie 8 months ago

Wow too soon man too soon

djtj20 8 months ago

i hate dirk...

GunsandGamesStudios 8 months ago

the best ever!

deejayreplay1200 8 months ago

the best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deejayreplay1200 8 months ago

Diiiiirk :D I'm proud to be german =D

TheFraizzy 8 months ago 3

i dont like jerk nowitzki

Cesaru77 8 months ago

@Cesaru77 says the heat fan.

irishindy123 8 months ago

@Cesaru77 xD you guys call him "Derk" and then you think that his name sounds like jerk. It's not pronounced like that. It's more like "Deerk", but you need to pronounce the "r" in german way...

TheFraizzy 8 months ago