Police Say School Shooter Had History Of School Shootings

[4TheCacti]

I know the onion is a satire and all, but they really do draw attention to some of the badness in the media today..

[Patriotics101]

Notice how that teacher said AGAIN!!!

[Devoti]

i know the onion very well, but i saw the headline and didn't think of the onion, so i thought "what the hell do they mean with that?!?" i actually thought it was a real news story and i was trying to figure out what they meant. but about half a minute in it was too absurd and the onion popped into my head. i'm such an idiot.... :(

[diejner]

"... not jump into conclusions." Ooooooookkkkay Miss M.D.

[cypresscoach]

It's truly disgusting they'd release information on a young offender. This could, potentially, prejudice a jury. His previous school shootings should not be allowed as evidence.

[AnimusPipboy]

"...shot by him 11 time" ROFL He was holding AK47 and if he shot him only once probably some part of his body will disappear forever :D

[Darty105]

Where in the World is Clifford Heynes?

[jbmp1390]

red flags - played video games, was a known murderer

[flyersphan111]

I remember thsi one. This was the first Onion video I've ever seen. I was like "WHAT THE FUCK? HOW? HUH?

[MrMMFlow]

416 People have been shot by Bobby 11 times

[The900Triumphrider]

If you dont have an open sense of humor.....you must be a brain washed , 20-something who has never experienced LIFE. EVERYTHING in LIFE, is funny. And its been proven that people who can THINK, live longer. Have a nice day.

[kjevo]

@The900Triumphrider really? when you think you live longer? WOW scientific discovery of the century....

[Kericia100]

is this shit real

[fishyguy40]

@Kericia100 ....... fuck.... you

[nathanturner21]

@Kericia100 Yup.

[Smokeresu]

Are they acting??? This is horrible...

[DRKAHTZ]

@Smokeresu, no the onion is the #1 program for news, Believe everything you see on the onion , some of the stuff will surprise you.

[Phygar1]

How can they not see this coming! Lock him up for real this time!

[10INTM]

@Phygar1 Are you being serious or are you trying to be funny? It's not real. It's all satire.

[Eudaletism]

Trolls trolling trolls, the one who can seperate himself from his emotions and let the other guy appear to win is the true winrar.

[StyrofoamNoise]

I am absolutely stunned at how stupid these reporters are. They are so oblivious to what they are saying...

[GamingSho]

@StyrofoamNoise hilarious when people like you stumble upon onion videos

you are in no position to call anyone stupid if you can't tell satire from journalism

[StyrofoamNoise]

@GamingSho It's hilarious when people like me come to onion vids and troll and get responses from nerds that just can't resist but tell everyone that it's fake because they understand the sarcasm in the video, but not in the comments section! LOL

[GamingSho]

@StyrofoamNoise Didn't say it's fake did I

And might I say that was the worst sarcasm ever

Normally when people are being sarcastic they try to make a point to it, not just come off as pro life

[WasLilChrisnowbigish]

@StyrofoamNoise

sarcasm fails in writing, it requires tone and body language, unless its really obvious. Some people really are tht stupid and think onion news is real, therefore it aint completely obvious ur being sarcastic you could just be a retard :/.

[StyrofoamNoise]

@WasLilChrisnowbigish Yes I am being sarcastic, I love the reactions I get from people who just can't help but tell everyone that this is fake.

[littlecarrey]

@StyrofoamNoise MANNNNNNNNNNN! fucking wake up and welcome to the 21st century...ITS SATIRE!!! FAKE,PHONEY,MADE-UP...you must have a styrofoam brain, or grew up in an extremly sheltered life... please tell us your at least under the age of 12 yrs old. well let you off.

[VaLKeyy]

@StyrofoamNoise

Sigh, dumbass..

[Drmultiman]

Never herd of this show.......GAY AND FAKE

[pioupiou701]

@Drmultiman this show is fake. it's satire.

[303Miles]

Fake

[nosuchthing8]

I like how the three previous shooting incidents were listed last. Who knew? LOL.

[bibipbi]

i thought this was real

[fermerwuvu]

Thats an awesome poem! Masterpiece..

[0410mushroom]

@hornedfrog5

Oh well I didn't know that

[0410mushroom]

I think he just wants to be put in an asylum where nobody will hurt him and he can be alone. That's what I want

[hornedfrog5]

@0410mushroom dude, u know that this is a joke? this video series is called: Today Now! and is run by the youtube account TheOnion....ur retarded. this account makes parodies..

[Sutiea]

how do these guys not crack up delivering the lines?? would love to see some Onion outtakes!

[LightenValley]

Shooter may have been planning rampage since his last rampage :D

The Onion is genius!

[Japaneseanimeguy]

Interestingly this one seemed rather serious at the beginning but there was the mentioning of past shootings and then what they say at the end about not thinking of it as a warning sign of his shooting at another school.

[mashmiles]

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

[SuperWarking]

So given this vid was made back in 2009, that must mean Stacy Keller an adult by now...Anyone know if she got a FB?

[Fredfredbug4]

@SuperWarking Internet butt stalker

[SuperWarking]

@Fredfredbug4 I prefer World Wide Web butt stalker. More legit sounding.

[L4MD4]

I wish I could go back in time and show this in 1999.

[Shomeintheknee]

It feels so wrong to laugh at this...

[moviemaniac14]

So I guess they never arrested the kid and just let him go?

[zeadsi]

----->Trickndel<-----WHO does this guy above me think he is! this is the human race not the perfect race...GET OFF UR HIGH HORSE lol its comedy bruh

[TheKirby117]

@zeadsi obviously he thinks he is himself. k bye

[urmommaisfattt]

the sad thing is that this is how people actually look at kids who do school shootings. just like chris rock says why do people look at what movies they were watching what music they listened to cant somebody just be crazy?

[DubDub4All]

I'd bang tracey

[Grafrarbralarbadarba]

@Drakohjin *facepalms intensely*

[flyvid]

I'm not entirely convinced, that the previous shootings had any direct influence on the last one.

[shaneho78]

What's wrong with his teachers? Don't they care that he vandalised his desk? Damn vandals. Scums of society.

[Daniela2001ish]

watch my channel!

[GURU235]

@MisterMatchbook did you just watch battle Royal

[cdmaster35]

fake and gaaayyyy

[shaneho78]

@cdmaster35 Agree with the gay part

[Sinitsu]

@cdmaster35 Like yourself? Why certainly.

[cdmaster35]

@Sinitsu ACTUALLY i am currently in a relationship with my strait female Girlfriend

and i assume you have never been laid.

Problem denial fag?

[TheKirby117]

@cdmaster35 sorry dude- lame comeback... may i suggest the standard "you mad bro?" line?

[Sinitsu]

@cdmaster35 Why'd you emphasis straight* female girlfriend? You could have just said you had a girlfriend o.o Redundant much. Gay also does not have to be homosexual so not really relevant and denial fag? What is this 4chan?

[cdmaster35]

@Sinitsu because more than often enough i hear stories were dudes are dating chicks who don't like them and are actually lesbian. also as for the gay part our society is more prone to use slang terms than actual terms meaning if i go on the internet i have to assume when someone calls me gay they are not saying im happy but, rather they are questioning my sexual orientation. (b4 you say anything about my spelling/grammar english is my third language) finally *gasp* u mad bro?

[MrPentatonicScale]

well I think he should be given another chance, he is probably a good person deep down. the key here is after school activities - there he can make new friends and occupy his time doing something other than plan school shootings, maybe there is a poetry club at his school.

[brianwesley28]

@MrPentatonicScale He does seem to have a very fine knack for writing poetry. Great observation. I wonder if his school also has a music program that he may potentially adapt well to? Maybe even adapt his poetry writing skills to lyric writing and form his own band?

watch?v=qBmwUTjAYes

[zweck4629]

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[CyberSherriff]

I am not from america so im not sure on laws there but i think they must not be allowed lock up minors because there is no other reason this guy shouldnt be in prison.

[op3op]

@CyberSherriff wow lol



[Skjetch]

@CyberSherriff The videos fake dude, everything from the Onion news is satire. If some kid really did a school shooting he'd be locked up for life.

[TmsAmaya15]

best part of onion is the comments but him being a loner should have been a warning sign!

[africanmaan]

Yea i remember when this happened 

[2k58champ]

this is the onion the

[2k58champ]

i hope you people think this is fake

[Tynanboyle96]

I Like how they look to all the unobvious reasons for his actions.

I Love the Onion, they are too smart.

[Drakohjin]

My work here is done, *Troll face*

[conolly123]

hahaha, I love The Onion. shows us all how much bullshit the public eats out of the television. You simpletons will believe anything.

[Drakohjin]

The feds are the ones i blame, they should have locked him up after the first shooting, i mean 3 shootings already? then committing a 4th and planning a 5th this is out of hand, he obviously needs to be put in jail, i know school is hard with bullying but there are other ways to combat it other than shooting your classmates, what is wrong with this world these days...

[Trickndel]

Judging from the comment bellow me...I don't have high hopes for the human race right now.

[L4MD4]

@Trickndel The internet gives crappy people a place to voice their fucked up thoughts. They're too pussy to do it IRL. Rest easy, friend.

[humanshadow87]

@Trickndel Did you ever?

[OddOpinion]

@Trickndel Its the idiots like you who make me think we will all be dead in twenty years. People go along with satire because that's part of satire. Have you no fun?

[FrizzySpackleroni]

@Trickndel Which one?

[Megabob10]

@Drakohjin

What is wrong with you? It's obviously a joke you mongoloid.

[SadBossKey]

i live in tampa florida....

[LittlePikachu]

@MisterMatchbook Like a public school could afford military grade weapons.

[QuaiChangKing]

Wow. I'm amazed how many of you thought this was real. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

[MrCrash570]

I SUPPORT SCHOOL SHOOTING'S 100% YOU MOTHER FUCKERS SHOULD STOP BULLYING KIDS, YOU ALL FUCKING DESERVED IT!

[zenitram1jon]

@MisterMatchbook dude ur a genius i wish someone would have done that for me in school, it would've been the shit

[cassidy99ful]

just because I was raped when I was 5 by a cop,my dad burned me with cigarettes and whipped me with his belt and the kids at school throw food at me and spit on me and just because the teachers tell me to stop acting like a faggot doesn't mean i am going to become violent.

[urmomismexican]

for all u liberal dumbasses: THIS IS FAKE

[MrPentatonicScale]

"I never thought I'd see him do anything like this, again" thats pretty funny

[P0LITICALLYC0RRECT]

@Poetry Note: Well, to sum up what he just wrote in his English class.... ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN! ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY BULLET!!!

[PBaddict7830]

So he shot up 3 schools and was still going to school and was never expelled or in prison?

[PlanetDip]

@PBaddict7830 Yup

[victory4life00]

@PBaddict7830 its fake silly

[machinmaman87]

its freaking funny because its true! they could have prevented Columbine! they could have prevented Virginia Tech! all three shooters showed the signs and what did they do? nothing

[RightBlindEye]

@machinmaman87 Sorry but alot of people show signs of being a potential murder, otherwise they'd simple gather them up across the country every couple of years. Why not more often you ask? Bc its the real world, specifically america. Nobody does anything, but complain. For an example re-read.

[rorshachfan]

Look at this note that this kid wrote in his English class, councellors are concerned, but music producers are optimistic:

All the little kids with the pumped up kicks

Better run better run, outrun my gun...

[Mesosmartical]

I watched this yesterday night and woke up to find about Virginina Tech ... It's just heartbreaking. School/College staff seem to ignore the signs till students die. 

[hiimnickful]

Wow virginia tech...

[Mesosmartical]

his school teacher that was shot by him 11 times ?! lmfao

[h0rnd0917]

2weeks probation community service and psychology counseling

[no1sexgodforever]

stacy keller....hey baby ;)

[13Segruts]

CNN and FOX are so stupid! That's why I get my news from the Onion.

[m1cojakle]

OMG CNN is so stupid. This is why I watch FOX news

[JOTMUS1C]

are you fucking joking this is a joke right obv this kid was going to shot or kill people and stupid ass people really didnt realize this with his school work lmfao this is a joke

[ZenSeizure]

@JOTMUS1C You judge too harshly. I mean the first shooting was just a cry for help

[Khyrid]

THERE IS NO REASON TO THINK HE WILL SHOOT AGAIN. PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHNACE!!!!!!

[nomoreheroes93]

0:58 You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.

[zune160]

wtf he shot other people before but he still there and they wonder why would he ever do that

[drummerkidkill]

WHO GIVES A FUCK IF THERES A GOD DAMN SKULL ON HIS T SHIRT? What does that have to do with a finger pulling a fucking trigger.

[XxOMGitsPaigexX]

@drummerkidkill its a joke its the onion

[TheYouwontgetit]

he might very well shoot the people in his school for the 3rd time... ...but then again, he might not... ...i guess we won't know untill it happens...

[musicfan088]

THIS ONE IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

This subject, hits home a little to much,

[TadEatsPeople]

@musicfan088 That just makes it funnier. Personally, I like comedy that upsets a few people.

[KernelSandersCheckin]

This is fake. Anyone who believes this is dumb because I am smarter than all of you and I need to explain the obvious.

[lexdeegan]

woh...didnt write that; hackers

[lexdeegan]

Missed a few red flags..played videogames/WAS A KNOWN MURDERER are you fucking kidding me? A better question is how was this not p[revented? why the fuck was this kid anywhere near a school?

[t8v0h0]

@lexdeegan It's hard to say. Some experts suspect, as discussed in the video, it was only an awkward teenage rebellion. However others insist his previous school shootings were not indicative of his tendency to shoot up schools.  Personally, I think his short, cropped, military haircut was the biggest warning sign of them all.

[2k58champ]

@t8v0h0 you do realize that this is fake right. its the onion HELLO

[t8v0h0]

@2k58champ Prove it!

[2k58champ]

@t8v0h0 i just did its the ONION all of there videos and news are fake. human head found in cheeseburger that was in the onion news. thats all the onion is is comedy. just look at there past videos.

[indecentthinking]

@2k58champ

you know he's just screwing with you, right?

[gamerunknown]

Pretty normal guy, well liked, anyone would do the same thing in his shoes.

[SPARTAN9999999991]

@gamerunknown Then someone needs to tell me where he buys his shoes so I can avoid it.

[sholeizugly]

some of you guys are fucking retarded. its the onion. of course its fake. its meant to be funny. thats why none of these stories make sence.

[crazyturte]

lol adult's don't understand teenagers the least bit.

[thevoodoophoenix]

A potential warning sign of a future shooting! LOL

[jc666jc]

"kill kill kill kill kill kill kill ......." but its just being a teenager in this "proffessionals" view LMFAO! f00ls if u eat this sorta sht up

[sharadas909]

ifell like master batig

[youareabigbutt]

The people and the doc are all idiots.listen to the doc when there are red ing and after they red the poems.

[kylen1487]

@youareabigbutt LOL. I personally think that if someone is going to bash someone else on their lack of intelligence they should first learn how to spell properly. :)

[IXScroungerXI]

"Memorial Will Be Built As Soon As Last Year's Memorial Is Completed"

LMAO

[kikoonthemove]

shooter must have been planning this rampage from the last rampage lol

[EMJohnson97]

All of you guys are so stupid. This is real.

[doodle999911]

Course it's fucking fake!? It's just a joke guys, calm down?

[ajmomoho]

@doodle999911 WHY WOULD IT BE A JOKE?!?!!??

[doodle999911]

@ajmomoho I dunno? I'm not the guy who made the videos..

If you look at all the other Onion News videos you might realise that they are all "fake" and their made for humour.

[NeBxTuRbOzZx]

FAKE

[kcameron1986]

If this shit is real, lock that crazy fucker up son.

[JohnMcKurtZ]

why do they bother??

[Lucky466]

WTF after previous school shootings they just let him go free to shoot AGAIN?!?! FUCK america is such a stupid ass country

[Drathamusz]

@Lucky466 It's satire, buddy. Learn ONN.

[Lucky466]

@Uberrima Sir, you just got trolled. :) Like it or not, You Got Trolled.

[HRHippieRanger]

@Lucky466 ... Please don't be serious, it's sarcastic.

[Lucky466]

@HRHippieRanger Sir, you just got trolled. :) Like it or not, You Got Trolled.

[GmodMegaHelp]

@Lucky466 Its FAKE

[Lucky466]

@GmodMegaHelp You Sir, Have Just Been Trolled. :) Like It Or Not, You Just Got Trolled.

[AnimusRyan]

Those poems were hilarious!!!



[leadfarmer4u]

Omfg, how the hell do they keep a straight face when doing this? Fucking hilarious"""

[ikosabre]

"...and three previous school shootings." I laughed so hard at that point

[shinobitech13]

fired from my gun, it will be fun

ROFL

[tubub]

This is disturbing as well as funny... Everything they say mirrors The Columbine Killers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, but they make it funny and ridiculous. Still kind of disturbing though

[immortaltechpt]

The white tiles in my school, will be stained red, just as they were 13 months ago... in a few days... KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL LOOOL ahahhahaha

[macarthur19]

@G1ngerGod He knew him for 3 years and shot 11 times.

[Ghoul548]

Did the teacher say again

[zikten]

@Ghoul548 yes

[JuanOfaKind88]

Hmmmm, its like watching FOX news, only accurate!

[ConfindentialStudios]

@JuanOfaKind88 Fuck you democratic piece of shit

[JuanOfaKind88]

@ConfindentialStudios ok but I prefer women.

[urmomismexican]

@ConfindentialStudios yeah fucking liberal dumbass. the funny thing is, he thinks this is real! lol! this is so fucking fake. fox news owns the fuck out of every liberal dummy in the world. why is he wasting his time on youtube wen he can go freeze his ass off in the occupy protests for dummys?!

[acheroninsignia]

I laughed aloud just reading the title.

[alarik95]

missed red flags: he played video games... WTF!