FAIL Blog: Parallel Parking Skills FAIL

[MrOzwinner]

note to self: dont parallel park while under influence of LSD

[BuckSwazyKiB]

LMFAO ...

[dorian044]

its a she obviously

[xxanantapanxx]

idiot can´t parking god damn car dude.

[CrissyTheFox]

@blokker191 lol srry I messed it up

[sateshmizrko]

Insert some witty comment about women drivers below.

[blokker191]

i evened the like/dislike bar. NO ONE TOUCH IT!!!

[noHDPVR]

DONT LIKE OR DISLIKE!

[Alveolu]

In Romania the car doesn't park you

[maulstik]

sigh, cannot touch the (dis)like bar in fear of disturbing the balance

[noHDPVR]

@maulstik OMG SO COOL!

[eternalfoxx]

the car sped up sounds like an SCV in Starcraft

[Hariric]

i bet its a woman

[MadMarcusProductionz]

50% of women right there...

[tinashe008]

its a woman



[RizHZeba]

8900 like 8900 dislikes ;D

[Lacross523]

I BALANCED THE LIKE.DISLIKE BARR!!!!!! i feel like a boss

[ihavethebox]

haha! women!

[errADM]

exactly the same amount of likes and dislikes? O.o

[JanetteCrazy]

OMG this is in ROmania...=))

[extraterestru26]

anyone else thinks the like/dislike bar looks like a double headed laser sword from starwars?

[Ax360ff13freetime]

You go up to the car in front, then reverse. Steer the wheel, straighten, then steer, then finish up. This driver had no technique. Parallel parking is one of the toughest tasks.

[Improvizer]

fake and gay

[wdwuser]

romania

[fugleymonkey]

Oh really, you could fit a school bus? Did the person who wrote that ride the short bus?

[MrGigglemonster123]

Wow, 8,888 Likes! Wow, 8,888 Dislikes! O:

[AYoungJackass]

LEAVE THE LIKES AND DISLIKES ALONE!!!!

[nixvet]

Who bets its a female driver

[KevinchrisH]

Its a war between dislikes and likes let the games begin!

[WMGsuck]

8883 Like, 8884 Dislike

lol

[Kevingast]

lol the like dislike bar is balanced!!!

[myf0lk]

and then the car explodes

[MeWoLvErRinE]

women?

[filipgustaf]

maybe he's just practising

[S0ME0NESPANTS]

Asian.

[citydan]

dudes.... that's my wonderful country....... romania.... you can post the romania's map..... this whole country is a fail......

[Amon666Amarth]

woman can't drive

[FaaipDeOiad48]

Far cry from a kitchen

[shakemyass9878]

It's a woman, you can tell by the shitting driving skills

[killerthe3rd]

He's/She's Talented

[Stickman061991]

Ich kann besser einparken und ich bin erst 14

[giggsy1878]

the parking spot looks like a football field size....~~

[eyeofthestorm67]

Asian Women?



[Buzzcutter40]

Anyone else wondering where the camera was?

[Blessthewall]

@Buzzcutter40 a bridge?

[sweepy90]

@Buzzcutter40 in a flat building from romania

[kevingp12]

@Buzzcutter40 up in an apartment

[oldirtybrza]

@Buzzcutter40 Um. Above the car?

[TheTopMostDog]

JESUS, why the hell would you stand behind a driver like that??

[nillusify]

8,860 likes, 8,860 dislikes

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[michelosbelmont]

i think this is in Romania:))

[AVPionut44USCM]

@michelosbelmont Yes it is in ROMANIA LOL

[NoPancakeMix54]

Legend says he's still trying to park his car.

[qadessh]

@NoPancakeMix54 you mean SHE

[disponible112112]

@NoPancakeMix54 she's* XD

[wondasykes]

@NoPancakeMix54 she's

[sushirox26]

@NoPancakeMix54 how do u know its a he

[JamesHodge94]

Is this mudda up in a tree with his camera or something? haha

[noone309]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoo­ooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy FTW

[FretWiz4rd]

8823 women disliked this video

[ShareAPB]

Women..

[darkkiler99]

grand theft auto lol



[AniceAct]

she tried to murk old-dude lol

[Noisysun101]

whAT waS sHE DOING IN THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JimmyThaCrazy]

There is perfectly normal explanation for all this...Its a women driving

[roberts59a]

Made in China

[redsoxdragon]

Was this filmed in boston?

[Szabi1Sk8]

@redsoxdragon Romania

[atsay714]

should've just kept it at 0:06. good enough

[jiddabug21]

I"M A REBEL! 8001 Likes.

[airgilbert]

8797 likes, 8797 dislikes

[contset]

probably a woman driving

[milkandcrispy]

Must protect ... the .... dislike balance..

[sinojtjej]

Where's the slow-mo part?

[KittenDiva2011]

I had to like it to make it even lol.

[StoicaVladIoan]

Romania :))

[TheCorvett3]

haha i screwed up the likes!

[BrunoUniverse]

I don't get this......

[cobaltandrain]

just another day with a woman behind the wheel...

[gunbm8888]

8740 likes, 8740 dislikes

[SinnFein4ever]

@gunbm8888

Maybe it's a YouTube's mainframe.

[seawarrior1]

Bet this goes on for an other hour (in fast motion)

[mlroxs]

its up to me now! which should i choose?

[MrNetpirate]

Romania... :|

[Joeyybrooo]

Keep the dislike/like bar even or it's gonna blow!

[sabakvavilashvili]

wow this video has 8733 likes and 8732 dislikes i should press dislike :D

[bloodykizzy]

this is SO old.

[Knightimex]

-1 dislike

Troll Face

[theBenjiBenji]

ahahah the guy helping looks like hes jacking off 0:52

[bolshayabombaisback]

8,727 likes, 8,727 dislikes

[Hentaiboy009]

@10ben222 AAAWWWW FFUUUCCCKKIINNGGG YYEEAAA!!!!! :DDD

[TheStupidjerkcomente]

that guy is probaly michael schumacher

[AnimaSola3o4]

@sapachino Oh, I parked it myself. I can do it, I just don't want to. I dont live in an area where parallel parking is ever necessary. I am actually a great driver, taught by a man, since that seems to matter to all you sexist pigs.

[5150gamer]

like a someboody

[Steelidea]

Old Asian drunk woman?

[lyncon11]

How'd that guy got a license !???

[APCFan227]

@lyncon11 Maybe he's just bullshitting.

[stefen0603]

ugh....some people's kids.

[FantomCRO]

car is best parked at begining

[thenewseagul]

made the like/dislike bar even...DO NOT TOUCH

[RustiBoots]

I was surprised when I scrolled down to see the top comment did now contain the words "woman driver".

[tbverrall]

fuck, that lady was walking fast

[stkiller420]

it must be woman with 5 kids in that van

[lllpatricklll1]

I would blame the lack of the drivers depth perception on Viagra. Everything just gets harder and harder.

[TheJoeyShow100]

8,689 Likes and 8,689 DISlikes?

[Shzamsaif]

@TheJoeyShow100 its 8703 like and 8703 dislike now O.o

[uglybenson]

@TheJoeyShow100 because a majority of the viewers are kids

[Hupf17]

@TheJoeyShow100 youtube likes and dislikes failed

[PHOEBUSDANCER]

@TheJoeyShow100

Well state the obvious Mr. Conclusive Pants -_-

[momissinpewbs]

@TheJoeyShow100 Looking at the green bar! Looking at the red bar! Gotta make my mind up, which one will i heeeelp?

[buchana127]

@TheJoeyShow100 now it is 8823 vs 8823

[MrDono14]

@TheJoeyShow100 omg now its 8,827 likes and 8,827 dislikes LOL!

[rfdaghh]

No top comment heres my chance

[Cuymenq]

@all you people talking Stfu and go live your life. SHieeeeeeet

[ShowMeHeavensFall]

Romania ftw xd

[TheRocklobster23]

the funny part is that its in fast motion

[gunbm8888]

@TheRocklobster23 FUCK U BITCH UR AS RETARDED AS ME!!

[gunbm8888]

@gunbm8888 YES I AM >: (

[AlbanianChetnik]

20 bucks says its a women.

[mooveez4U]

@AlbanianChetnik *woman

[2010TCAND2013HGC38]

I am just going to assume its a woman in there.

[Soilderofwar]

@Nadeshikoslove i kinda realized that after i wrote it (-_-'), i just didnt feel like fixing it hahaha my bad

[jordancoles]

Longest argument in youtube history going on here.

[Soilderofwar]

@Nadeshikoslove calm down, i never said anything, i came into the video and i see u and the other kid go back and forth

@JessiEffects it was my first time watchin the video, its just that i saw them two blow up the comment thing hahaha

[Nadeshikoslove]

@Soilderofwar ? i didnt tell you anything.

[Soilderofwar]

Hey, both of u guyz goin at each other over and over through comments shut the hell up, just sayin, its pretty annoyin

[JesiEffects]

@Soilderofwar why are you coming back to the video more then once to be annoyed by it? Lol its a boring video.

[douchebaggery123]

What the hell was she doin out of the kitchen?!

[Sl4yer951]

Women...

[mikeshots200]

I'm not going to comment on this woman, especially since I haven't seen the video yet.

[OwnzNpwnZ]

A-S-I-A-N

[TheStarchaser09]

god, really? you'd think this person was trying to invent the fuckin wheel, or perform brain surgery.

[tommyboy71610]

This is why women should stay in the kitchen

[CopperOgre]

That car looks asian

[Ainaryu]

WHO THE F^CK PARKED THAT CAR ON MY SANDWICH?

[hir0shima]

Numai in Romania xD

[kira8975]

That LOL moment when you realise that this is in fast forward.

[Nadeshikoslove]

Thats some sexist comments.If you say same about "neger", everyone would call the other racist. Just its normal to make fun of women, cause the sociaty allows us to- but not about black people, cause its racist. But beware to defend the women, then you are a feminist. If you defend a black man then you the good guy. Black men thought they are dumb for centuries, cause they got told they are. Same applies today for women. Who said its a she anyway? Only you, full of prejudge and stupidity.

[JesiEffects]

@Nadeshikoslove first of all only because women are worse drivers, its proven, and 2nd is because black people are just people and naturally women are the cooks and watch the children and that and guys hunt or in our case work. its nature, if you have a vagina your totally fucked.

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects Its not proven. Show me the statistic, shall i show it for u? 29,722 man 12,747 woman nationwide. The rest is not even worth to answer. Your mom failed to do her job properly on you.

[JesiEffects]

@Nadeshikoslove Ok, fuck statistics? You know why I don't respect women as much As I use to? which was over equally, Its because they are all whores. there are so many, you'd be lucky to find one that aint. thats what women are turning into. and Yes, I totally agree, my mother was a terrible parent. thats not even on the subject.

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects LOL..maybe you should define first the word whore? Cause i know that a man who fucks 2 different women is not a whore, but a women who does same is one according to sociaty.

[JesiEffects]

@Nadeshikoslove Look at women now a days, atleast from my point of view younger women are turning out that way, and soon adults are gonna be those girls that fucked every guy on the fb team or some shit and thats how its gonna turn out. and its different for guys because they are more secluded about it. I know dudes that I personally would call a whore, but women are open about it more then guys are thats why that is what it is. Look at youtube, the internet, more girls showing things then guys.

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects Thats because the demand is big. Guys dont show it, cause girls rarey look in internet for porns. Its a market and sex sells, most likely only female tho. Well i dont know with what kind of people you interact, but none of my female friends count as a whore. There are men and women that have an active sex live. To say that its more girls, is basicly a lie. Fact is tho girls loose earlier their virginity then guys. But thats only cause the norm is "guys have younger girlfriends".

[JesiEffects]

@Nadeshikoslove Look at nature, the female is the mother, the cook, the protecter of the home while the male goes and hunts, then comes back and then the female is just looking after the child. we're animals and its in our genes to hate

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects Do you actually think before you typing? Are you telling me that you know me or my genes better than me? So you saying i should go and cook and only take care of children? So you know...i hate babies and kids, as i hate to cook. Basicly wow....i m totally against my own nature, so i m screwed. Maybe i should ask you to go hunt a rabbit for me next time.

[JesiEffects]

@Nadeshikoslove Have you seen or payed attention to your genes? do you know what dna looks like and when each molocule means? no, neither do I, but What I am saying naturally thats the womens job, its in our dna, you might not like that shit but its what we're ment to do, I dont like hunting or working but its what I have to do. one day your gonna have to have kids and pass on your dna, and if you don't, why did your ancestors even move on with their lives? its our code as humans, as animals.

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects I dont pay attention to my genes nor dna. Genes cant think. A brain can. I dont act by an instinct, neither you. How do you know i want EVER to have kids? What do you know about the reason of life? I hate this dumbshit thinking that everyone asumes you need to have a famaly to be happy. But then its sooo strange that especially women, who sit home and take care of famaly are PRONE DEPRESSIVE than those who actually work. Whats happend with genes there? Failed?

[JesiEffects]

@Nadeshikoslove Our genes make up what are personality is, "How do you know i want EVER to have kids?" < What? I've spent a good amount of my life studying shit about life there is no reason don't be naive. its encoded in your genes such as in every animal species in the world. the only reason they are prone to depression is because what women do that are like that are what they use to do and now that their 'free" their gonna be depressed not doing what others are doing. that happens to every1.

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects LOL i m over 30 and i still hate kids as i hated them before. I never wanted to get married and never intend to. Its you who is naive enough to think that every women wants to have same thing as you most likely...an intact famaly. Do your research properly. They not depressed cause they want what OTHERS do. They are depressed cause they want to do their own career, but the sociaty and men expect them to get kids and take care of them. They feel twisted.

[JesiEffects]

@Nadeshikoslove As me? of course I want a family, I want my dna to last forever, but this is not about me, my DNA will not goto waste. and yeah their own career is what I ment by that statement. by other girls i ment the ones that are working and aren't depressed. you're over 30 yet you care what people write on a social networking site? these people posting on here are most likely under twenty. yet you beg for attention and argue with them. Is it really worth your time?

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects does internet have any kind of age requirement, idiocity or Humor as well? Thomas L. said once there are 4 kind of humans: 1. i am good, you are good 2. i am good, you are bad 3.i am bad and you are good 4. we are bad. Number 3 & 4 are not trying to impress anyone. 1 & 2 do, just that No.2 trying to take over the control. Just that the good one gives up then, and gives the bad one the free way. The bad one is an asshole its obviosly to most of us, to give him his way is to aprove.

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects The more kids they get the more they are prone for depressions. Maybe you should first make research on the sociaty in relation to women and their pressure, than to the DNA and genes. Cause you obviously think that we work only as a birthmashine. Well in fact you think sitting home is better than working, here are stats for you. According to statistic, children with BOTH working parents, are more reliable, sociable and independent than with mother as housewife.

[JesiEffects]

@Nadeshikoslove Sitting at home is my job lady, I'm 17 and I make commercials, VFX is my career so don't try to put me down, Mashine? you mean Machine? and theres your stats? you want reality? a child with one working parent and a parent that is there for them is a better person, no emotional problems and more open minded.

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects You got me wrong there. I m still talking about wifes sitting home, not about you. Someone who takes women the free will, saying they SUPPOSE to sit home cause its in our genes, is most likely comparebale to "black suppose to be our slaves, cause they are to dumb to do anything else". Show me a statistic about that ur bs. Cause i can show you mass of statistics that prove otherwise. A Kid who has a working mom and dad is more independent and RELIABLE. That incl. an open mind!

[JesiEffects]

@Nadeshikoslove i never said tho that they have to always sit at home, I'm not the most sexist person on the planet, I'm saying a vast majority of women are whores and don't deserve to live life outside of the home. there are respectable women I do agree, but not from a peaceful standpoint. and a child with working parents are deff more independent im not disagreeing, but what I am saying is that a child of that stature will have emotional problems in their life if both of their parents

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects Thats wrong again. The studies showed that a child of an employed mother in childcare, shows faster socia adjustment in the group, than of an unemployed. That showed the studies in Michigan. ALL studies however showed that there is no mental difference in the development of the child with empoyed and unemployed moms (parenthood(dot)library(dot)wi­sc(dot)edu/Hoffman/Hoffman(dot­)html). The women in the sociaty got this way not cause they wanted to. Its the way MEN want them to.

[JesiEffects]

@Nadeshikoslove if it was the way the men wanted them to dont you think there would be more strip clubs and prostitution would be legal? michigan? thats a joke. im not talking stats im talking expierence. of course the stats say no mental difference. kids are afraid to admit it

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects strip clubs and prostitution are here in germany legal Turn on the TV and see who is famous and rich. Kim K. Paris Hilton etc. all famous due their sex tapes, that men buy. All the guys run their mouths "i would bang her hehehe" and the girls think "oh, they like it, then i must be like her". Turn on the TV and see how they show naked women durring daytime. Its not cause they want to provoke, its cause what you want to see. Then Amrican Top Models had so many male viewers as female

[JesiEffects]

@Nadeshikoslove kim k and paris hilton were famous before their sex tapes. and thats not really what guys talk about unless you know the fucking most perverted guys ever? I really don't think girls think like that? unless they are stupid and those ones deserve to be bitches at home, be yourself not whats on tv thats partly why people have the beliefs like me. american top model? little kids were prolly jerking it to that show. I would honestly never watch a show so degrading to women.

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects Especially girls are easy to infuence to as guys either. They wear hip-hop gangsta fashion, listen to the rap music. Because its IN. They see a half naked chick and say: hey...i would do her. There we go...thats what you express. Maybe not what you actually want, but that what a girl hears. There is a saying: The older the women, the less expectations they have towards men, the men on the other hand has always same exp-. Thats the reason why women ran after 30 to lift their face.

[JesiEffects]

@Nadeshikoslove Lol ok your just standing up for the dumb bimbos, your just showing me the fake girls here. the ones that want what the guys will do. thats why they put themselfs in the situation. you act like girls dont have free will. its their choice and most of them pick the unrespectable choice.

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects You should read a story about a boy on an island (forgot the exact name). Everyone thought, he is strange so he must be a jew. The rumor spread so far, that even he himself thought he was one. He started to wear jew cloths and cape, even tho he wasnt. The sociaty makes us. People say: Girls dont need to be pretty, they need just to look good. So....? If all people tell you, you are dumb and an idiot, you will end as one.

[JesiEffects]

@Nadeshikoslove That is exactly what makes women stupid. because that is not true. no matter what people tell you, fuck them, be what you wanna be. don't let anybody ever tell you you're not. you can be anything you wanna, I'm a fucking snowman, fuck anybody who say I'm not. its not societies' decision to decide what I will turn out to be its my fucking own. my parents didn't ever believe in me until I started getting out, playing shows with national known bands, this shit is mine, make it urs.

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects Well intelligence is not normal. Idiocity is. All kids are easy to infuence. Show them a toy..either good or bad..if anyone haas it, they want it as well. Men are same way, just not so extreme. It has nothing to do with stupidity either. Its lack of selfconfidence. Especially women lack that, if every idiot tells them (before they get even their driving license) they will fail at parking, then they will.

[Nadeshikoslove]

@JesiEffects I was better driver than any guy i knew and had 0 mistakes durring tests, my bro had 5 car accidents and killed almost 2 peopl. He was sitting next to me for first time saying: Pff prolly gonna park like a girl....and guess what happend? Got my first car accident since 3 years. This is bullshit. That is what happens most women. They are insecure, cause they lack selfconfidence, cause people take it from them. Its jokes like those, who influence us indirect.