Make me a sandwich woman!!!

[Thisguywhokills]

Why do women refuse to stay in the kitchen where they belong

[Varodunham92]

Wow you americans are weird.. here in Kazakhstan, if you want your woman to make a Kebab you just have to say it, and she will go to the kitchen and make the Kebab. If the woman doesn't want to do it, she is executed, and then, burned in the field

Сау болыңыз!

[kgpatrick21]

@Varodunham92 How much would it take for one of your women to be UPS-ed to the US? I could really use a sandwich.

[paralyzedlullaby]

Ok, here we go:

The pavement

your head

my boot

[themeathead301]

the women was blatently foriegn and couldent understand the command

[burby8100]

@themeathead301 well I think she was broken

[BluBoulzor]

Poor woman, she did not understand.

[AgApE010]

@BluBoulzor

You have to help them understand by raising your voice a little and using simple words. That's why we say 'sammich' and not 'sandwich.'

[DeltaForcexACE]

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

[AppleJ5]

u go girl!!

[dondopa]

sexism is funny

[Subberstates]

He didnt make himself clear!

[trivium5]

@Subberstates nope she went to make a sandwich

[redreaper2020]

@Subberstates that's what his fist is for, making himself clear...

[Heater294]

Can the entire male species besides myself not make a simple sandwich?

[Illier1]

@Heater294 Yep

[rearpiper]

damn thats why I also prepare some back hand

[ronaldonani717]

I like making my own sandwich, woman don't do it right

[MulletCamel]

@ronaldonani717 I know right!! i mean i tell my girlfriend to make me a sandwich and all she puts on it is a slice of fucking boloney. no cheese no mayonaise no nothing.

[madinsomaniac]

and thus an era of make me a sandwich bitch jokes were born ...

[chrisalex5498]

Woman, get back here and make me a SAMMICH.

[UnsoughtFallout]

@OccupyMyHairyArse

No...

[CrossHeart7]

Rofl...

[IpJared]

luv the x files

[ch3ckth1s0ut1]

LEGEND

[BlackIrishman100]

She did it anyways

[pbwolffox]

Sexest

[TGGGClub]

I KNEW Vegeta was gonna be in the related videos.

I KNEW IT.

[bento9804]

those sandwiches ain't gonna make themselves...

[iamsandwich]

@rvp89000. Are you sure, sir

[rvp89000]

i am a sandwich and i find this offensive

[crieiessacontaagora]

Iz the writerz 1 of uz?

[crieiessacontaagora]

She threw it, and then she went into the kitchen

[BorealNeal]

HHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[OvieSnipez8]

Kitchens that way --->

[Narutoonepiecefan3]

lol, notice how fast she got outta there after she threw the thing at his face.

[Lizardvenom1]

god damn feminism in hollywood everyone know she would have made that sandvicth if there were no cameras

[Sleetjuh]

thats not the kitchen you slut!

[ShadowGunner82]

What part of the comment, "Woman, make me a sandwich" don't you understand!

[extreme1is1me]

he didn't make himself clear!

[keonhockey42]

lol

[AkiZivina344]

That better be the sandwich delivery at the door...

[nggaplekikoen]

fake and fag

[OropherThranduil]

@nggaplekikoen

it's from the episode Arcadia you stupid dumbfuck.

if you don't know your x-files just shut the fuck up.

[darkria4]

I woulda' done the same thing....

[tinothat]

aw hell naw

[bgpivoter]

0:09 face sandwich

[businessim08]

for every woman that leaves the kitchen a manlet is born. :(

[SamuraixJack]

28 women need to get back in the goddamn kitchen

[slade6alpha]

...because don't sandwiches don't make themselves!

[hamhawkification]

I started dating a girl that works at Subway. So now she has to make me a sandwich! #winning

[SkyF0X9]

@hamhawkification

So, how does it feel knowing she makes sandwiches for other guys too? ;)

[hamhawkification]

@SkyF0X9 Good point. Maybe I should dump her and start dating a girl that works @ Quiznos instead. I'm sure she won't get any buisness over there. lol

[FuckingDracula]

@hamhawkification ..."A girl that works"...? Lol?... Women can work now?

[hamhawkification]

@FuckingDracula unfortunately

[FuckingDracula]

@hamhawkification D: That governement best be trolling us. First they can work and then... Then they will vote? LOL I know I'm exaggerating, it's impossible!

[hamhawkification]

@FuckingDracula Oh the horror!!!

[snapsalot]

@hamhawkification Someone figured out the meaning of life!

[TheOfficialiKON]

Girl: What's a good come back to "Make me a Sandwich"?

Me: Well you better COME BACK with a Damn Sandwich.

[BitchKenny]

wut a woman achuly stands p for herself insted of doing a sexist order this cant be real

[iAmRabid]

@ConnexM3tro lol dide thats fucked up XD

[tjdude09]

See now this is why men beat their Wives..

[TheTechBite]

in soviet russia women still makes man a sandwich

[ironroy117]

@tattlebroad fail

[tattleboad]

@ConnexM3tro maybe that is justice for you, it isn't for me

[mrtundra45]

you know humanity is fucked up when a woman cant even function at the sandwich making level.

[TheSmilerable]

thumbs up if you searched "make me a sandwich"

[tombud10]

@TheSmilerable haha spot on!

[blakhawk999]

@TheSmilerable i searched "back in the kitchen. lol

[TheSmilerable]

@blakhawk999 hahaha

[sw33tMoi]

Why do men like sandwiches so much?! Lol

[iLikePie834]

She must be lesbian

[coryboy345]

The Sandwich Files

[SuckMyFarts]

women belong in the kitchen as everything else outside is just a big mystery to them!

[NxTOxTHExEIGHBOR]

Women+kitchen=sandwich

It's a win win.

[4everrgamer]

WOMAN ....GIVE ME A THUMBS UP...DID I MALE MY SELF CLEAR!!

[JackSndAceS]

Wow! how this happened? She's definetely not a woman...

[BigNickGK]

win

[BreezeMMX]

fucking bint make the sandwich, what women are for

[spyrofan6789054]

in soviet russia, men make women sandwiches (sry i had to do that, don't get mad please)

[apex001]

@PleaseCrySomeMore AGREED!!

[MrBoxy]

25 women found Mulder to be unclear.

[apex001]

@MrBoxy AGREED!!!

[Fang200011]

i want the sounds for this and make myself a video

[NuggetshighFLYERS]

he has the right to slap her now

[thebikkleman]

Oh my god... All the people whinging about sexism have obviously never seen the x-files before. It's a parody of the sandwich joke, not the joke itself. Watch the episode, watch every episode and understand the context before your constant bitching.

[TheMarksmenCat]

what a weak man, no wonder his object is not going to listen to him

[ShadowGunner82]

Sexism is hilarious.

[Mrpigeonman69]

Get me a goddamn sandwich bitch !!

[Impulse9090]

I swear, after he said that, I thought she was gonna whip out a pistol and go John Marston on his ass.

[MrImastinker]

Rush Limbaugh disliked this video 22 times.

Him, or the guy from Batman Beyond.

[PrueStevens]

The way David says "sandwich"... LOL))))

[HaleytheWolf13]

Get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich XD

[OnlytrueDiva]

Later in this episode he gets kicked out of her bedroom. Scully has always been the man on the X-Files LOL Miss them both. One of the best series ever made. I wish they'd come back with a third movie.

[themousemaster]

i friggin hate this joke men are pigs!

[AMxPunk]

Is it true manhood to find this funny? A true man would never find this funny.How repulsive,I can't actually believe that the MAJORITY find this funny! How pathetic and immature,What the hell was the woman doing out of the kitchen? The poor man had to raise his voice after a long day of work and this happens? What a despicable bitch,How can you guys find this funny?

[PurplePhoenix95]

@AMxPunk Maybe because the woman worked a long day too, and after caring for his whiny brats, she comes home to his whining; when she herself, hasn't gotten the chance to eat yet.

[Brightfur10]

should I be offended at the fact that my friend (male) is sending me these videos and doubting my physical/mental power?

[Lioyd1rving]

@Brightfur10 Depends. If he's doing it solely to offend you, he's being a dick. Call him out on it and see what happens.

[ilovegriffins1]

@guitarshredder920 I see you're not doing your job. Get back in the office...NOW!

[ilovegriffins1]

@SamuraixJack 550 men need to get back in the god damn office and make me my money.

[owlninja993]

In solviate Russia, sand witch make YOU.

[lisandro2882]

@owlninja993 In Soviet Russia, spelling learns you.

[owlninja993]

@lisandro2882 it was just a typo. take a joke dude. :P

[lisandro2882]

@owlninja993 Why are you writing in singular?

[SamuraixJack]

19 women need to get back in the god damn kitchen

[Actionboy619]

If that was my bitch Id be feeding her a cockmeat sandwich!

[ImplosionNL]

@Actionboy619 ROFL

ahhahahahahahahaha

Best comment ever

[Bowhayz]

@ZhakoT

Greatest YouTube comment ever.

[TDIwarrior1]

@ZhakoT So what, is he too stupid to make himself a sandwich? -_-;

[ShadeWolf42]

@ZhakoT You're fucking retarded if you think women are only good for making food. He DESERVED what he got. What a stupid, lazy, selfish man. I bet you are just like this man, you sick freak.

[Vaporeonforever]

@ZhakoT Lol thats halarious! Why WOULD she make him a sammich. Girls in their right minds arent going to let a silly stupid boy order her around. ask nicely and then she might. if you want to be a REAL man you need to treat a girl with respect. if you dont give them respect how could you expect them to respect you? lol how on earth were you raised? and why on earth would you beat a girl for a sammich? . are you really this cruel? :c i would NEVER want to be around you if you are...

[VincentBrooke1]

@ZhakoT I love all the people taking your post seriously...

[ZhakoT]

@VincentBrooke1

I know, right?

[topliana]

@ZhakoT Those bitches need to get off youtube and back to kitchen...

[stfuplzzzz]

@ZhakoT Lol at the faggots defending women.

[giriisindahouse]

@ZhakoT I don't know why your angry. She is going to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich anyway. Sandwich made with gloves taste rubber so she had to take them off. Maybe she needs learn how not to throw it on someone's face but what do you expect from a woman?

[Jcat4ever]

thumbs up if you're here cuz of Flightfoot.

[kslolable]

oh no he didn't :D

[reeceomadeli]

TELL HER SCULLY!

[audgess]

No. You didn't make yourself clear. You have to use your fists for her ears to work.

[ilovegriffins1]

Thank god I'm never getting married.

[radnev007]

MAKE HIM A SANDWHICH!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1hanxxah]

Wow... I think it's quite sad that people think it's okay to treat woman like that. Woman are as equal to men and men should make sandwiches too. :)

[ixonixas]

@1hanxxah stop talking shit. Now go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. (troll) :D

[Frostheart29]

@1hanxxah Nah. Now, get back in the kitchen and make me a goddamn sandwich. ;)

(I am a woman.)

[FRr3AkOnALEaSh]

@Frostheart29 Women don't eat, they live off the energy of Cooking, Sandwich Making, Dishes and Laundry.

[Frostheart29]

@FRr3AkOnALEaSh I'll just return to the sandwich making then...

[Lioyd1rving]

@1hanxxah It SHOULD be a joke, but then again, we do live in a world that ACTUALLY BELIEVES what Eric Cartman has to say about gingers...

[NewDay923]

@1hanxxah No, they're not. Men are significantly smarter, stronger and more morally competent than your intellectually inferior, weak and cum guzzling sex will EVER be. Now get your fat ass in gear and make those fucking sammiches!!!

[atomichead777]

this is a fictional show

in reality, of course she'd have his sandwich right away

[xlSLiMShAdYx]

@atomichead777 LOL. I laughed so hard at this comment

[Superegio42]

This made me hungry for a sammich.

[H0b0WithAShotgun]

First time I saw it in the actual series I laughed my ass off...

[CREGGYAS]

I believe the correct spelling is "sammich" please correct the title and description accordingly.

[KanyeBeast]

Stupid B!tch not filling her role as a women and not making him a samich!!

[SparkCT1284]

I guess he didn't make himself clear......

[Talamare2]

19 woman refused to make sammich

[SeaNMooDyy]

If that was my woman I would've pimp smacked her ass. The number one turnoff for a guy is a woman that doesn't serve her role as the designated sammich maker.

[FallenAngelPatch]

@AngelsOfSilence6 I'm not sure if that's sarcasm or if you actually stupid... either way, you have failed to shun me.

[TeXasfight33]

No he says it cuz ur a chick and you need tk get in the damn kitchen and make that boy a sandwich!! HOORAH

[FallenAngelPatch]

This dude in my class says that to me a lot... He'd be like "Make me a sandwich, Woman!" And I would always throw something at his face and refuse to make a sandwich XD

[daFattylover]

@FallenAngelPatch Woman in school = lunch lady. I actually believe you though about not making him a sandwich, you're probably responsible for the french fries and salads.

[FallenAngelPatch]

@daFattylover I'm not the lunch lady X3 I'm in grade 6 and he says that to me because since he's in grade 7 he can boss me around or something.

[giriisindahouse]

@FallenAngelPatch OMG that's so bad, rude & disgusting... I mean you throwing something to face just coz he asked you something you naturally do.

[FallenAngelPatch]

@giriisindahouse First, I don't make sandwiches... second, he says sexist, racist and offensive things which is way worse than me throwing a pikachu doll in his face.

[giriisindahouse]

@FallenAngelPatch you don't make sandwiches!!!!!!!! OMG what's the use of a woman who can't make a sandwich!!

[FallenAngelPatch]

@giriisindahouse Well I do but just not for guys that hurt my feelings...

[giriisindahouse]

@FallenAngelPatch lmao I was just picking on you. Don't take it seriously. I always wanted to know how women think of the kitchen jokes, that's all. I'm too afraid to try it on my girl

[FallenAngelPatch]

@giriisindahouse Oh, okay. I understand :)

[gamefreak1000000]

@FallenAngelPatch

FallenAngelPatch throws Pikachu doll at man's face...

It's not very effective...

[FallenAngelPatch]

@gamefreak1000000 Lol

[KellandGreystone]

@FallenAngelPatch I assume it was because you were confused with his improper usage of the word "sammich" and his using of the word "sandwich" :P Just messin with ya.

[OmnicronLives]

@FallenAngelPatch Yet another thing women cant do right

[BlueGama600]

@FallenAngelPatch You are an un-loyal woman.