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  • Gallager was a prick Bill Hicks called it... and Marc Maron exposed him on his POD!

  • I love how the top comment is talking about how we need Bill Hicks now when Bill's whole message was for you to think for yourself and not to believe everything we hear or see......Sorry wrong meeting.

  • evolotion will never end though...

  • if he could have just met dr. burzynski and got him some antineoplastons.

  • anyone looking for a comedy intern?

  • I find it refreshing the bullshit Bill was able to call out. The whole hypocrisy involving the use of alcohol is unnerving to me. The government says cannabis is wrong when in reality its hardly negative in any way(s) for responsible adults. Yet alcohol kills thousands a year DIRECTLY and causes many indirect illnesses and violence. Our society is so fucked.

  • thats just how most people are these days, they don't give a fuck about you...till your gone... but yeah living the American dream...LOL...oh how I wish I could move some where, where people arnt assholes, in my dreams there cool lol.. then I wake

  • Pancreatic cancer = apart from brain cancer one of the worst diagnoses someone can get. No way you can survive it and kills you fast. He did well to hold on the length he did.

    RIP

  • No, he should not have told him that he had cancer. They should allowed his material without him having cancer. That's what freedom of speech is all about.

  • "... all they saw was a young comic on the rise" ... and sadly, his rise ended there. we miss you, man.

  • I'd have loved to hear Bill's opinion of Dane Cook

  • @donstuie because you can't form one on your own and you missed the whole point Hicks tried to get across?

  • @Yaedatto No, I have my own opinion. But I know Bill's summation would've cracked me up.

  • @donstuie I'll give you mine: Unfunny asshole!!!!

  • @xxnetoxx1 because you think its changed that much? god your insightful man. you should write.

  • All "THEY" wanted was to keep this genius anonymous!

  • Zappa and Hicks....where did you go? why did you leave us here all alone???

  • I like Bill, but a lot of what he says I don't agree with. God loves us? We're immortal?

    We'll continue to evolve until we realise the truth? What?! No, evolution continues. Period. Even though he thought he was very open minded, I still think he was a bit fucking arragant. Don't get me wrong, he couldn't've been more right about the fascist leaders and their government. They're evil, obviously.

  • @sfurner when he said that we are immortal he meant in a metaphorical sense like humankind as a whole will not extinct and that in on itself makes us immortal in a sense. also he said that god loves that and that it is our perception that he might sometimes hates us that us because we are far inferior in our logical thinking than god, if some calamity bestow upon you he is merely testing your faith. cliche yes but this is merely the truth as Hicks sees it =D

  • @sfurner Bill means our souls are immortal, as they're pure energy.

  • to be fair the brits produced benny hill. not exactly an intellectual force of comedy. please tell me if im wrong

  • Bill isn't lying about mushrooms. A good, healthy dose of psilocybin will help shatter your ego and make you realize that what holds us back from experiencing infinite love and wisdom are our insecurities and our fears.

  • Yep. Might be time to find some mushrooms. Its been many years.

  • @thomthum2000

    what the fuck is infinite love and wisdom? We're just machines made out of meat, you know. This love you speak of is no more than a chemical addiction. Specifically the chemicals dopamine, norepinephrine, and oxytocin.

  • @Ironzealot7531 - Love is much more than a chemical addiction, it is an evolutionary advantage, the immediate and very real affection between parents and children is what drives the immense amount of care that defenseless human children need. Love is a part of this connection. And in cases wherein love is just chemical, who cares? The question is not if it is some ethereal entity but if it, chemical as it may be, improves the quality of ones life- and not just emotional but physical as well.

  • @ 2:00

    Oh man, that was great! I didn't see that coming.

  • Wait alcohol is the number 2 killer drug? Just curious, what's number 1?

  • Tobacco

  • Tobacco. Tobacco alone kills more than all the illegal drugs COMBINED.

  • @badtown88 Tobacco

  • Carrot Top is listed under related videos, really? Perhaps as the focal point of one of Bill's jokes, but as an artist? Please remove that frizzle-haired ginger twat from the related videos list. Bill, if you're listening... If wasn't for that one vertebrae, I would give you a proper salute! RIP

  • Blll Hicks was the truth thats why he never found success in hypocrite country

  • Yeah, brian, why blame all the worlds problems on God(s) and society when he should have just gone round to your house and slapped you 'till you woke up and smelled what you've been shovelin'. I peeked at the end of your bible, apparently the Devil did it!

  • Keep fighting the good fight man. You and Hicks can laugh about me when you see him in Heaven. Or.......

  • Hi Brian,

    I think we can all agree Bill will end up in hell with his

    heroes Jimi Hendrix and Richard Pryor, and also with Bertrand Russell, Voltaire, Darwin, John Bonham, Keith Moon, John Lennon and George Harrison and every promiscuous woman who has ever lived. Then again, Bill might not find hell so hellish.....

  • Hi Brian,

    Richard Pryor's greatness lay in his stand-up routines, not his acting.

    I imagine that he's relatively happy to be in Hell, with other talented drug users like Muddy Waters, Lenny Bruce, Janice Joplin, John Lennon. And in Hell, he won't have studio executives censoring his routines as they did on Earth.

    Like Bill Hicks, Pryor was loved and admired people who enjoy hearing political and social truths stated eloquently, and hated by those who would keep the human mind shackled.

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  • Hi Brian,

    You say that Christian nations are the most liberal nations, but you do not mention any Christian nations.

    I cannot think of any. Would you be kind enough to name these for me?

    I am not sure why you consider facts to be so offensive. It appears that you believe that God's supply of love to be so constrained, that He must ration it only to Americans. This is surely contrary to the Gospels, as I read them.

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  • Hi Brian,

    First: If you truly believe that the Lord God loves all people equally, then you will stop using the "God Bless America" cliche.

    Second, the Constitution of the United States forbids the establishment of a State religion, and so the US is, as Thomas Jefferson said, "not in any sense a Christian nation."

    France, whose citizens are largely Catholic, is not constituted as a Christian nation, but as a civil state, as are all of the other states you mistake

    here as Christian.

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  • Brian,

    The founders of the United States were primarily Deists, not Christians.

    While there have been prominent Christian leaders like Martin Luther King and William Sloane Coffin who have stood for the dignity of all people and for human rights within the US, the majority of prominent Christian leaders in recent years, such as Billy Graham and James Dobson, have supported the slaughter by the US of millions of civilians, along with restraints on the freedoms of Americans.

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  • Well let me ruin that for you:  Fuck you, you blinded cuntfuck.

  • Man. He should have told Letterman and the suits that he had cancer.

    Anyway, We really need Bill right now. I can't stand the lying, whore fucking media, they are even WORSE now, just when you thought it couldn't get more condescending, they've reached new lows. And now, the American public, basically, the dumb got dumber, the ignorance has grown, arrogance and mediocrity prevail. Fuck the New World Order.

  • Bill described his comedy as "Chomsky with

    dick jokes."

    While Bill's greatness is no longer with

    us, we still have Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn,

    Amy Goodman and people like them to listen to

    and learn from. (Not to mention our own minds...)

  • @MaryOMackie fuck that. he wasnt lookin for sympathy. 

  • @MaryOMackie fuck that, he wasnt looking for sympathy. america would have been too dumb to realize the point he tried to make his whole career anyway.

  • @MaryOMackie He's inspiring. I think I'll give stand-up a serious try. Time to write material

  • @MaryOMackie From what little I know of Bill the man, that wasn't really his style. It should rise and fall on the material and the commercial nature of TV, not some kind of appeal to pity.

  • @MaryOMackie Good people talk about other people, Great people talk about ideas. Bill gave us all we ever needed in his words. It was never ever about him, Rather the ideas he had in his mind. No one man can change the world, One mans ideas can though.

  • @MaryOMackie He wouldn't have settled for a "pity" clause. Never....

  • @MaryOMackie Hey don't worry, there's a RevolutioN

  • @MaryOMackie ---- Bill is still here, his spirit lives on with everyone with the same views, it just depends on the ones who will have the courage to do what he did and take them on and never give up. This world needs 2000 Bill Hicks's.

  • @MaryOMackie

    He wasn't going to tell them he had cancer. He didn't want sympathy from those cocksuckers! He was smarter and better than that!

  • you can see south park is heavily influenced by bill hicks

  • Everything is influenced by Bill Hicks. One of my favorite graphic Novels, Preacher, is influenced by him. Everything the man touches turns to gold.

    South is also influenced by everything awesome, including Monty Python and Stand By Me.

  • He was a truly ground-breaking man.

  • I know (now) Leary was influenced by him but after watching this I think Sam Kinison.

  • Don't forget Scarface!!!

  • south park has copied a TON off of bill hicks..the bunny on easter bit, the fake economy bit.

  • Really? Where?

    I'm not trying to be condescending, I'd just like to look up some videos

  • leshgr just told you^^^

    its influenced, not a direct rip off, like that cunt Dennis whats his face

  • @chu1111111 Satire, crude, and funny. Yeah I can see it.

  • @chu1111111 FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT ,South Park is for homeboyz standing all day in theiir pussy rooms and watching stupid fuckin soth park its pure gay bullshit,and fuck you all South park fans blow mee

  • @chu1111111 yea i was thinking the same thing

  • @chu1111111 ye!!

  • @chu1111111 Matt, Trey and Bill are all comedy genius'.

  • @DrinkSkateSleep let's trim that to Trey And Hicks shall we?

  • @themooddisorders

    Trey, Matt and Hicks.

    Trey Parker and Matt Stone are Southpark. One without the other =/= SP...

  • @chu1111111

    Beautiful observation. Never really linked the two but you're right :)

  • fucking retarded lets censor shit because of children who will be exposed to the shit when there older anyways....

  • And they are the ones that kill themselves. Unable to cope with the reality of the world - gee, thanks censorship!

  • even fat kids are fuckin, swearing playing xbox and wanking themselves blind.

    Censorship worked amazingly well xD

  • ROFLMAO @ "even fat kids are fuckin'"....

    That's awesome!!!

  • leone?

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  • all you faggots arguing need to shut the fuck up and watch the man Bill Hicks

    he would kick your fucking ass if he saw you acting like such fucking mindless idiots

  • preach it baby

  • i dont give a shit what letterman says, he's an asshole for this guy getting censored. he could of fought more for this guy. now a days, this shit is all over the TV but they never even gave him a chance. its all bitter sweet and i think Bill is a pure genius

  • Just because I'm a Hicks fan doesn't mean I like or agree with everything Hicks did. I've seen the censored Letterman bit and simply put, it wasn't that funny. Even though he was anti establishment he should have realized the limitations of the medium he was using and adjusted his set to reach Letterman's audience with his message in a more subtle manor. I'll never understand why he thought killing successful entertainers HE didn't like was funny. No, I'm not a BRC fan.

  • a fucking men brother

  • Well said shellyk80Loveclub, totally agree. letterman is a fake.

  • Damn I wish he was still alive, however I think if he had lived to this day he would have either been murdered or discredited somehow (through no fault of his own). I hope to see you in the afterlife too Bill.

  • Damn, hard not to cry when watching this. I truly believe I will meet Bill when I die.

  • A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

    FLAME WARS!!! vvv

  • bill you are a man to be emulated in america

  • voice of reason...CONFIRMED...at least w/ me

  • i luv bill but i hate the way this bitch trivializes him

  • George Carlin is awesome also!!

  • mystic bill! thank you for never giving in!

    use the net to spread his message, he is now finally getting the audience he deserved.

    'there is a war on for your mind... if you are thinking, you are winning'

  • Bill looks like eric clapton in parts of this vid

  • thats the best you could come up with?

  • The best I could come up with what?? So if bill ..to me..looks a bit like eric clapton in this video, I have to somehow better that. So tell me, what is a step up from bill looking like eric clapton? How can I better that? How could I possibly do better. Should I raise bill from mthe dead, and ask him to get cosmetic surgery to look like johhny depp? Would that be better than eric clapton. Or is it just the fact that you are a dumb fuck who makes dumb fucking comment. you idiot fucker.

  • just STFU

  • What the fuck has it got to do with you tunox you faggot

  • I happen to know that cancarum is a bit of an officionado on Bill hicks.

    What he was getting at by saying "Is that the best you can come up with" , is the fact that you watched a genious philosopher, poet, visionary and comedic master, and the best you can come up with, is that he looks a bit like clapton. And then you swear at people for pointing it out to you. You ASININE lump of feeble minded earwax, bet your eyes are reeeeeal close together buddy!

  • Hey man.

    Thanks for getting to this pituatary retard before I saw his reply, your most eloquent response is I feel all that is needed, I need not even dignify this ridiculous mouth breather with a response, instead I will chat to you :-)

  • Its irrelevant weather ive just watched genious philosopher, poet, visionary and comedic master. Ive watched bill hicks millions of times and I dont feel the need to come up with something witty or sing his praises each time I do. If you and your lady friend cancarum cant deal with the fact that Im not gonna suck bill hick's dick everytime I watch him then thats your problem.

  • There are some videos of Jugglers who bare a slight resemblance to the line up in Thin lizzy, you would enjoy them.

    There is also one of the pope looking a bit like Harold wilson.

    Enjoy

  • Yeah there is one of your face aswell......resembles a pretentious cunt.

    Enjoy

  • You are a stupid whore.

  • uhh...all i've seen from XTONE85 is that he said bill hicks looks like eric clapton

    ...how is that insulting in anyway.........i think you people are getting worked up over errr absolutely fucking nothing

  • You are a loser and a douchebag. I believe you fuck your hand so much that you have begun to fall in love with it, thereby overlooking its shortcomings as evidenced by the fact that, if put against a keyboard, you think it will type something worth reading. I checked my email tonight, however, and noticed that it indeed does not. You put too much thought into YouTube yet you still fail. Your sperm is equally worthless. You should probably croak and spare humanity. I typed this while pooping.

  • Whether, not weather you retard

  • ooohhh such a fucking big man over the internet. Its the one place you can actually call another bloke a retard without being bullied of scared. Fucking shut up you pathetic little girl. Pussy queers like you are not allowed to talk to me because I have no respect for you so just shhhhhhhhhh and go back to making daisy chains!!

  • I'll be a big man to your face as well ypu stupid cunt, if your mummy lets you out of your room and into the big bad world!

  • Owch ...that one really hurt. Fuck some internet tough guy thinks my ''mummy'' wont let me out. Damn times are really bad now!! Sorry man.....I cant compete on this level. Im done !!!

    P.S Drop the hard man act...it dosent suit you. Act Your age and your sex!!! There is no shame in being a 6 year old little girl.....its not your fault!!

  • Times are bad 'man'. So bad I'm not even gonna bother with this lame attempt, Jesus!

  • Come back to me when you have the same grasp of the English language of at least a 2 year old. Thanks and good luck!

  • Sorry, silly me forgetting to put the N at the end of then. Is that enough to make you stop thinking about grasping 2 year olds now!! Hope that helped xxx

  • I can't believe you're nearly 24.

  • ahh right because you have been the definition of intelect and wit throughout all of this. Fuck I cant be fucked anymore your clearly a fucking twat, your the looser who for no reason called me a retard....probably to give your life some focus, this pathetic little internet war is all you have going for you. Ive seen your myspace, your just some scrawny little ginger fuck, so call it a day son becuase your laughable...no more, no less !!

  • I can't believe you're nearly 24.

  • Thats not insulting mate...no matter how many times you say it!!

  • Funny how you imply XTONE85 is insecure yet you have to throw out that you're dating a model. Sounds a bit hypocritical. If you're really feeling confident how about you show a picture of her and let us decide if shes attractive? My guess shes just as skinny as the rest with a flat cave-bitch ass that makes children in Ethiopia look like Rosie O'donnel. And of course with cheek bones protruding so far she has to look to the left just to enter door ways successfully.

  • Don't get me wrong, I want to congratulate you on getting that artificial and and obscene hunk of flesh to sleep with you. Must be real sexy having the feeling of hip ball joints slamming into your thighs when you're doing it doggy style. Be sure she sticks to the diet of one carrot a week so she can keep that sexy appearance. Nothing more beautiful than seeing some 6ft tall bitch whose so thin that the front of her back is some how visible.

  • mmillested?

  • you're 2 months late chum, go and listen to the first A-Ha cd and read about the Chernobyl disaster.

  • Yes. Like you Im catching up on Bill Hicks first.

  • They didn't censor balls but they censored titties. WTF?!

  • when are we gonna revolt, two people throughout the comments asks this question, so allow me to explain through history: revolts have always started and revolutions have always (allow me to explain the term always, it means all the time, every single time) a revolution occured, it wasn't human rights or oppression or mass murder dictated through government, no, its always been money, if the dumb sheep get their wallet misused they're gonna be pissed and revolution will happen, read your history

  • Well it certainly looks like that triggers been pulled, don't it? :/

  • So, is there video of Bill redoing his cut set at a live gig? Which set was it?

  • Ok. Nevermind.. It's in part 7.

  • truth is we don't need any government to run the country or control us or (protect us)!!

    We all need to re-educate ourselves to rid of these old stale, static nails that keep us going around in circles.. And government will just rehash the previous system in the guise of wanting to change coz it keeps the population in line.. Anyways enough of the rant, keep seeking fellow brothers and if any of you haven't seen it yet check out Zeitgeist.... take care

  • so...i dont care if the government reads this..when the fuck are we ganna revolt, im tired of these rich fucks thinking theyre better then anyone else...its retarted, we need a new government, not republican, not democracy, just a united government that focus's on its people and space exploration, not the money.

  • Letterman Killed Hicks. There, I said it. Or wrote it. His cancer had gone into remission before that famed segment and he was so upset that they censored it entirely it stressed him mentally and physically to the point where his cancer had relapsed and eventually killed him. He did a harmless joke on Pro Life people and they cut the whole thing. Why? Because in some regions Pro Lifers had bought advertising on CBS. Art was sacrificed so commercial gain could continue to prosper.

  • There's a ufo spying on bill through the window from 4:56-5:16

  • wow, seriously. what's that about

  • Fucking Brilliant!!!

  • waht the hell is that supposed to mean "You were"?

  • Jesus, he'd gotten so skinny.

  • death will do hat to you

  • no dude, cancer and kimotherapy do that... morbid fuck.

  • Case closed. The end. If anyone here's got mushrooms, I got cash.

    ROFL

  • Looks like we've always been hated in the U.S. Even before invading Iraq.

  • You were.

  • hahahaha yes, yes indeed

  • i want CBS to release the letterman segment to the public NOW

  • 100% correct TroniclesofGnarnia!

    I must say, all the bleeped out fucks etc really throw me off. It disrupts the momentum. What do they think, I've never heard the word "fuck" before and wont be able to handle it?

  • ironic that a documentary so much about censorship is censored

  • yeah, but i noticed its not entirely censored...

  • something is either censored or it's not.

  • agree, but i noticed and it seem strange (exactly the ideea that you pointed out...)

  • Actually they have only censored the profanity which contributed nothing to the substance of what Hicks was trying to convey. This was also acknowledged by the man himself, so it's not as simple as many of Bill's more reactionary, everything-is-black-or-white fans, would profess.

  • completely agree with you.

  • that doesn't mean it's not ironic. lick my balls.

  • Well only 6000 have seen this....

    Not a good sign

  • Its been taken down and put back up alot

  • 10427 at the time i posted this. Not bad considering 3 months ago it was at 6000

    Spread the word, people

  • The way he pronounced negativly at the end was funny.

  • weird it´s called "uncensored comedy" bleeping out fucks or shits - bleeping ... uncensored ???