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  • best damn char in the movie... if you have any problem with that? go say it to her face!

  • She can't see through walls... but once she's done with you she can see through you

  • she can swear

  • Hit-Girl was trained by Chuck Norris

  • @johnbanks707  no shit

  • @johnbanks707 she is chuck norris kid... the ''father'' in this movie just thought he was the father, but chuck had some fun with her mother :3

  • is it wrong to find her sexy?

  • @kcnirva Yes.

  • who are you..? i am hit girl

  • She can actually fight the pedo bear..

  • on 0:44 whats that kick called?

  • She like Zora in Sonny with a Change

  • @cycletrade Shut up. Its not for kids. Just read the title of the film.

  • @cycletrade dude Chloe is actually a better role model for kids these days than most Disney and Nick stars. I would rather want my kids to be like Chloe (passionate about what she does, gives each thing her all, and not using drugs or having an eating disorder) than Miley Cyrus (which we all know whats going on there)

  • She's my hero:D

  • "I can't see trough walls" Sure wallhacker :D

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  • she's a dauther of punisher!!! hehhee

  • Lets see, what you can do now?

  • she's so cool~~~~~~~~~

  • I DEAMAND A SEQUEL!

    no action movie tops this.

  • @TheGonzaPoker I believe there is going to be a sequel called "Kick-Ass 2: Balls to the Wall"

  • I just LOVE HER!!!!!!!!

  • Hit-Girl is fucking awesome. Chloe Moretz is amazing. I love Kick-ass, i love her. Nic Cage is fucking awesome in this movie too. Everyone in this movie is fucking awesome! THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING AWESOME! NOW SWITCH, TOO KRYPTONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­TE!!!

  • Haha, she wants a BM42! Well.... THE ONE SHE GOT WAS PIMPED!!! Why? Any true knife lover would never ruin a bm40x series knife :O

  • To hell with Superman, Spiderman, Batman, etc. Hit-Girl can Kick Ass!

  • hi

    kicass

    

  • @kevinspnipez creep!

  • I wanna spank her for cussing.

  • @veetour i would spank her just for her to ride on my Cock!

  • @kevinsnipez Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? She's... like... 11 or 12 years old, you fuckin' sick fuck. You know what happens to guys like you in prison (where you'll end up if you keep this shit up)? Inmates who are there because they commit crimes against kids (especially molestation) are the LOWEST in the heirarchy of inmates. Listen to someone who majored in Criminal Justice in college and see Hit-Girl for who and what she is: a vigilante who can really Kick Ass.

  • @IndyPunk72 If she were here i would Grab her by the clit soo tight expanding her urethra to the size of beach balls then i put pressurized air into her fellopian tubes causing them to grow to the size of watermelons,then i viciously fuck her and rock her psychally and emotionnaly making her fellopian tubes shribble up like raisins then in front of her extended family bent her over go elbows deep and watch as squirt shits and shit squirts

  • @kevinsnipez OK, now you're just showing you level of intelligence (your lack of it). I just have to know... Are you a kid? You sound like one, using anatomical terms that you learn in Health class, yet still emotionally & intellectually immature... also, your use of incorrect spellings of a few easy words gives you away. If you are an adult, I weep for your kids (existing and/or unborn). Let's all hope that you do not molest them. While you're at it, if you are an adult, START USING YOUR BRAIN!

  • @IndyPunk72 haha errr wtf i'm not gon rape no one haha i'm fucking around i'm 16 and my friends and i were watching random videos on youtube and they decided to put that comment sooo when you replied i started laughing and i posted something even dumber..... You sound hella Smart

  • @kevinsnipez LOL... OK... To paraphrase Big Daddy, you knocked me for a loop... I may be smart, but the battle of wits goes to you. Be careful, though. There are law enforcement groups that do nothing but monitor the internet (my oldest son, who is older than you, had to be told that, and recently saw that I wasn't joking). You did teach me a lesson... not to take everything I read too seriously. Jeez, I kinda feel bad now... scolding a kid who isn't even one of mine... LOL

  • @IndyPunk72 haha kool :]

  • something so wonderfully twisted about a purple haired little girl killing guys as the theme to the Banana Splits play.

  • The name of this movie should of call "Hit Girl", with out her the movie would of been corny. lol

  • song name?

  • i love you benchmade T_T you made Chloe Moretz a badass

  • Wait what no why............... didnt the vid have the Parkour scene one rooftop to anther where she jumped that part was awsoume but HIT-GIRL is my fav out of the 4 of them

  • every time i watch this movie i always think to my self "Best movie ever" But it just is

  • omg love the music

  • i want a little sister like hit girl

  • chloe grace moretz as hitgirl made this flick!!!

  • Song pls

  • she did more kick ass than any1 else! haha!

  • ***** Super cool video *****

    *We need SUPER HEROS

  • Wft, I thought the movie was totally PG. surprise lol

  • ok you cunts

  • The Best Super Heroin...EVER!

  • Ok cunts lets see what you can do now... FUCKING EPIC!

  • does she do anal?

  • @arthurkitchen Pedo alert!

  • lmfaoo when i first saw this i was like e.o

    "so . . much . . blood"

  • Nic Cage is actually perfect in this movie. Dumb and fun.

  • omg! she swore! im sure i watched a video when she mentioned something like she dosent do swearing or adultery.....

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  • i agree she made the movie complete. The scene w/ the drug dealers and that crazy music..... the best. where is the vid. of that?

  • I must say i like the movie, but i think that killing bad guys is like when the USA government kill killers.They should not complain that people are bad people when they act do the same way.

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  • @ichronicLeGeNd

    I had to find out after I saw the movie as well. It's a children program theme song called "The tra la la song".

  • @Bjottis - The Tra La La - it was the theme song for the Banana Splits. Depending on how old or young you are, the Banana Splits was a kids show. It was basically four guys in animal suits doing comedy bits in between cartoons. Probably a Wiki out there with more info. A whole generation of us know the song as the "Banana Splits Song" - if you read the lyrics, it talks about the four members of the group (I think they were also a band).

  • @randywong

    I just googled the part of the song I could make out from the film, got the name and checked it out on youtube. From skimming the lyrics and the little of the video I watched I assumed it was a children program theme song. Thanks for the correction. :-)

  • @randywong no its not dude i know the theme from banana splits that wasn't it trust me haha

  • 0:33 Funny As

  • @LachlanTheTechyGamer yep genious

  • 0:33 Funny Aa

  • i woouldd so bang herrrrrrrrr

  • @allhailmateo13

    she's like...eleven years old remember

  • @Hubbleknarf

    Thirteen actually!

  • @allhailmateo13 WEIRDO!!! wait a mo i you an adult?!

  • @stewartpid1 noooooo wtf

    

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  • WOW SHES THE GIRL FROM THE NEW MOVIE LET ME IN 2010

  • only just watched this movie last night and i have to agree with alot of people 'she made the movie' she was awesome every scene she was in she just stole the show :)

  • @ChaseWhatsReal I know right! I can't wait for number 2, she's suppose to be in it!!!!!

  • lol a little girl killing adults then the music " LA LA LA LA LALA LA LA LA LA LALALA LA"

  • SHE SWEARS

  • I love her voice.

  • 0:36 :D rofl

  • will be hit girl (chloe moretz) the lead role in kick ass 2

  • OH HOLY CRAP SHES JUST LIKE ME DUDE THATS EXACTLY WAT I DO TO PPL I JUST DONT KILL them.and she dont take no 4 an answer.

  • LOL Im Just Fucking With You Daddy

  • @TheGeorgiesFilms She has bad grammer. If she wants to create less misunderstanding, she should say I'm just BLEEP kidding with you Daddy.

  • I LOVE her mid-air clip change. That was just . . .awesome LOL. I couldn't stop laughing at the awesomeness of it.

  • hit girl's hot (don't worry i'm 12 years old) KICK-ASS FTW!

  • @batman4444531 sorry that was my lil bro

  • @batman4444531 lol she is like 13

  • 3 people take offence to the word 'cunt'

  • Im just fuckin' with ya daddy. :3

  • @16shogunelitegreen Your other name wouldn't be Dakota Fanning would it?

    Or Kristen Stewart or Elle Fanning or Abigail Breslin (sorry Abigail I know it's not you really) or Jodelle Ferland or...

  • @candysfloss Why the fuck would my name b girl names??????

  • @16shogunelitegreen cool story bro, remind me next time i ask if i care

  • hmmmm its not actually all about hit girl... i mean... kick-ass inspired hit girl to become a super hero :D so... yeah... nvm... XD i fucking love hit girl shes cute and awesome :D

  • @Ivveh actually hit girl was already a superhero before kick ass , so there was no inspiring really

  • ok ya cunts

  • I'm a 19 year old guy, and I will happily admit that Hit Girl is my hero <3

  • I LOVE HITGIRL lol

  • gosh!!!! She's fuckin' great!!!

  • hit girl is bad ass

  • "You always knock me full of loop"

    I nearly died.

  • Hit girl is so cool...she is one bad ass chick...

  • i hope they make a sequel just so i can see hit girl again.

  • @TheJakevstheworld they will kick ass 2: balls to the wall

  • im just fucking with you daddy :)

  • haha, the scene where she strings up that guy and makes him shoot his head must be the best scene in the whole movie.. i kinda just burst with laughter when i saw that..

    great flick =)

  • i love the line "i cant see through walls...but i can kick your ass":D

  • jeeze the mouth on these people

  • If only Hit Girl were legal.

  • I wish I had a sister like her the guys in school would never take mt lunch money

  • Thats what my gfs like..

  • i want a girlfriend like that O_O...

  • DAMN. There was no one like that cute killing machine when I was a kid.Wonder Woman was weak.

  • a little kid just like me

  • she kicked the most ass in the movie

    WHO AGREEZ??

  • Hit-Girl RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • Dude if more girls started learning about firearms and just in general, weapons, they would be so much fuckin' cooler. Talking to my girl about economics, sure. Talkin' to my girl about an MK-44 Minigun? FUCK YEAH!

  • @Rethir25 ummm ok?

  • @Rethir25 absolutely true. It's MUCH MORE cooler to talk with girlfriend about RIS rails, ballistic performance or cyclic rate of fire.

    And if she would be airsoft player, things would get more epic than epic!

  • @Rethir25

    Yeah, I wanna raise a Daughter like her, Sure I can do the cussing, But It may be hard to do the gun thing.

    BUT SHE MAKES KICK-ASS KICK ASS!

  • little girl pwns : ]

  • ...that kid's gonna have such a hard time in her high-school years!

  • I think she is a good inspiration to young girls, all that Barbie crap, thats what really messes girls up:P

  • I saw this movie a few weeks before I saw Iron Man 2 and all I could think was how Black Widow was nowhere near as graceful, poetic or awesome as Hit Girl.

  • i think of my child could fight like that, i would become a god father

  • The single most badass thing I've ever seen in my life.

  • did she sai fuck at 0:14-0:15?

  • @DemiSellyTaylorMiley

    she says cock too once in the movie.

  • I liked this movie so much. and hit-girls rocks. does anyone know if is there gonna be a secuel?

  • @DaGavinX  Kick-Ass:Balls to the Wall

  • did she just say (im just fucking with you)

  • I am in love with her

  • I love her!!

  • Aaaaa, what did they do to that little scary'ed girl... :<

  • epic girl

  • I think I'm in love with her.

  • She's awesome, i love the movie plus Hit-Girl can Kick-Ass. She's only 13. Hope Kick-Ass 2 is as good or better.

  • the song of lalalala make me so laf with the scene of Hit-girl killing all the people

  • @passepartout20 It's Banana Splits by The Vickies

  • that movie was fucking briliant

  • whats the normal name of the song @ scene ~0:50 ...?

  • @lSeeKeRl banana split - the dickies :)

  • badass little girl

  • lol i want a puppy and a bratz barbe set " really" "nar im just fucking with u daddy " shes like 10 lol funny shit

  • @14jackthelad 13 actualy

  • @Ammis101andjammiess dude i wrote that comment ages ago lol

  • @Ammis101andjammiess She was 11 when the movie was being made.

  • ohhhhhhhh ho! so she likes the killing game well so do I :)

  • need kickass 2 to hurry up and come out

  • How can you enjoy this movie?

  • she WAS the movie!!

  • @icyflamer Totally agree with you.

  • funny thing is, she plays darby on my friend winnie the pooh

  • Did she cut off bookerT's leg?

  • Fuck give me a mask and some guns and i can be like that too

  • @gamevidsproductions yeah like a little girl with water gun

  • @gamevidsproductions until u get ur ass kicked by a bunch of 12 year old school girls

  • im just fuckin with ya daddy lol

  • i cant wait for this movie to come out on blu ray it's going to be so cooool

  • someone please wash her mouth out with soap :-)

  • its weird i dont find the actress who plays her cute but the actual character...

  • @Chicklo11 her name is chloe grace moretz

  • @musicalmonologue i knew her first name but thought it would sound weird if i just called her chloe, no idea y

  • love the song what is it?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!

  • @SachikoisGREATO It is the theme from " The Banana Splits Adventure Hour", a children's show that aired in 1968-69. It is titled "The Tra La La Song (One Banana, Two Banana)".

  • once she is in highskool u do not want to break up wit her

  • A daughter that would make any daddy proud...