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  • Roses are red

    Violets are red

    Hedges are red

    Shit my gardens on fire

  • Roses are blue

    Flowers are red

    Wtf is this on my coment???!!!!!........Penis..

  • Roses are brown

    Violets arebrown

    Who took a shit in my garden?

  • anyone else notice that awesome door?

  • The man with the moustache and the lobster on the phone was brought up by the idiot pilkington of manchester If you name the series i speak of i will give you £100

  • Guys are red

    Girls are blue

    so don't make purple...

  • come to my house D:

  • you look quite similar to Benjamin Burnley of Breaking Benjamin.

  • if you want a better destination than america flush yourself down the toilet

  • Roses are .... guns

    vilots are hugs ... ahh fuck

  • roses i am refrigerator poem toaster sence make no penis

  • @lolololcopyright that actually makes sense 

  • Roses are Red

    Grass is Red

    My garden is Red

    Shit my gardens on fire

  • Roses are red, violets are blue,

    I hate rhyming.

    Penis.

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    I use to love poems

    But then i took an arrow in my knie

  • roses are spongebob

    violins are naked

    the somehow incum children pinwheel

    regan mcdonalds

  • You better bloody make the season 2 finale! Or imma teach you the powers of....

    RELIGION!

  • @HeavyMetalGuns HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.......­.....fail.

  • Vaginas are red

    Balls are blue

    help.

  • -_-

    

  • .,

  • wtf is with the poems =/

  • roses are red

    viliotes are blue

    pornhub is down

    dex will do

  • In Soviet Russia, poems are for pussies.

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    What's with the poem spams?

    Oh shit, I wrote one too

  • Roses are red

    Violets are gold?!?!?!

    Now get on your knees

    and DO WHAT YOUR TOLD!!!!!!!

  • Roses are red.

    Violets are blue,

    Why the fuck did you stop sanity,

    at freaking season 2.

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    in soviet russia

    poem writes you!!!

  • where is sanity not included 12!!!

  • roses are white

    violets are black

    this poem isnt racist

    refrigator.

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    im doing this to get on top comments like everyone else does

    ...cause im a jew ^^

  • oh boy

  • whats with the poems?

  • WHATS THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE FUCKING POEMS SERIOUSLY SOMEONE MARK THE POEMS SPAM JESUS

  • Ok so I stopped watching this guy 2 years ago (school)

    I come back and I'm like WTF HIS HAIR D:

    Please tell me I'm not the only one..

    Seems like he matured :)

  • sometimes i lay on my bed thinking im an apple

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Why the fuck is everyone writing poems?

  • ...what's with the poems. also why is hentai in the suggestion box?

  • he hates us D:

  • are all these comments all fucking poems

  • @xSxOxUxRxMxIxLxKxx Pretty much.

  • roses are red

    violets are red

    the grass is red

    SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

  • Gay

    Poem

    Why

    ?

  • WHY ARE THE ROSES RED!!!!

  • Roses are grey

    Violets are grey

    Im color blind

    Sucks for me

  • Roses are red

    Your waffle is blue

    Go wash it out

    or no sex for you :3

  • Roses are Red,

    Violets are blue

    I suck at poetry

    But not as much as you.

  • welcome to america land of fast food shitty tv and the angriest people in the world

  • ROSES ARE RED

    VIOLETS ARE BLUE

    WHERE THE FUCK IS SANITY!

  • is it rast black dragid or ross black dragon or ross black dragid

  • Mooooooooooo ima dog

  • ITSSSSSSSSS MEEEEEEEEE ITTS ME 3MMMYYYY

  • So how do u do the voices for sanity

  • @Sloshy113 by changing his voice ^^

  • @emomusicxx what i mean is that he is in uk and lyle is in america so how does do the voices from their

  • @Sloshy113 they both do voices and send them to eatchother, or they meet up and do it, but in most skits its just one of them doing all the voices

  • your hot :]

  • Roses are red.

    Violets are blue.

    Fuck you, whore.

  • EVERYONE ONE HIDE YOUR GIRL FRIEND, YOUR WIFE, OR YOU KIDS. DEX IS GOING RAPE THEM ALL

  • I like the door behind you... That is all

  • (BITCHING!) Nah, just kidding, I never thought you were Ross Blackdragon, "or w/e teh hell his name is.

  • The Life is like a Penis- Long and hard

  • @MwTricks hahaha heres one i get alot my name is dick and when i play foot ball they tell me to go long "dick go long" :D

  • Am I the only one who fucking loves his voice??

  • @stubbyXchic not at all

  • im thinking about bitching at you

  • hey dexy ;]

  • @TheDarksem dumb mother fucker

  • Finally an explanation for the finale's long awaited arrival

  • Where can i get that mic in the background?

  • This was the bichiest video I've ever seen, that saying I still love you dex

  • ... It's hard to contain my stupid little girly teenager hormones when watching this. I mean. DAYUM, MAN. <33 UMF.

  • if u keep pressing left arrow it looks like hes having a seizure

  • Had to watch a gears of war 3 ad before i could watch the actualy vid... It was worth it..

  • ah alright that explains it now, i need to fuckin check youtube more often then, also hope you enjoy "the greatest country ever" pff my ass...

  • "i hate this shit' GREATEST WAY TO END A VIDEO. EVAR.

  • The way he said, "farewell" and waved his hand was the coolest shit ever.

  • Bitch.

  • wheres my santiy whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa

  • Oh boy.

  • You look like Matt Bellamy. Only better.

    Like he had a kid with Nathan Drake.

    Yeah, that sounds about right.

    Looking forward to the finale!

  • @COUGHmcCOUGH MATT BELLAMY, AWESOME!

  • Oh Boy!

  • Oh God...you're dex O__O

  • maaaaaaaan i wish i could go to E3 too

  • Oh boy!

  • Oh Boy!

  • I Live in America

  • lol went to watch Anoj's latest video when he went to e3 and dex and lyle are in it, just standing there lol (well dex is while lyle gets a hug from some random person)

  • dex, you kinda look like matt bellamy from muse according to my girlfriend

    she loves matt bellamy

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    IM GONNA FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE

  • Good Music :)

    hey you are SO awesome man

    its sad, because i live in brazil so.... f*ck

  • oh wow you're fit.

  • @Dexterboy124 Oh my gawd!! Say Banana!

  • British People are amazing

  • 0:46 "so... yeah dick and stuff" - dexterboy124

    wise words

  • "but it's raust so it's kind of insulting"

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Me is froms the britain ;)

  • dont even THINK of bitching at me!

  • Good day old chap! Have a bolly ol time in America!...Yeah I dont know. E3 ftw?

  • I really need to become famous on YT...

  • USA ROCKS:o

  • America sucks. all we do is sit around and do nothing for the majority of our lives.

  • @CB4ExXFallenAngelXx Every country does that now, we just did it first.

  • @CB4ExXFallenAngelXx And that sucks how?

  • @Goggalor3579 Porn...nuff said

  • Sweet, I'll be at E3 too! :D

  • 20x better? ehhh not so far.

  • religion! :D

  • america FUCK YEAH!

  • lets touch penises

    

  • ..................wait your not im the us of a?

  • @brickfilms10 Don´t you hear his British English accent? xD

  • @brickfilms10 As i recall he lives in England.........derp?

  • Sniff, only 2 eps left of Sanity.

  • ZOMG WHAIR IZ TEH KNEW SANI T I NEEZ 2 C IT CUZ I R LIVE ON UTUBE

    I BLAME U 4 RU IN ING MI SUNDAYZ U PRIKZ

    PS. STOR E MOD IZ ONN FRIDAYZ YA DUMBFUCK, DEFINATELY 1ST 2 NOTICE!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Dammit Dex, why didn't you post Sanity today?! This is all your fucking fault!

  • where is s....... ok i won't 

  • *bitchin' bitchin' bitchin*

  • SNAP! he told us.

  • I love ur laugh @ 1:21 hehe P.S wts so bad bout sanity not included hentai 2 tht ppl ovar 18 can wtch it!? x)

  • @BiancaLoL1 There is a baby sucking on a gun.. that is hardcore porn for youtube

  • r u gonna visit guitar master 

  • to mexico ? come to my house !

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    In Soviet Russia

    Poems writes you

  • @MwTricks

    roses are red

    violets are blue

    im not good at poems

    ...show me ur tits

  • @MwTricks

    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Some poems rhyme

    This one doesnt.

  • @NinjaJon182 Roses are orange

    Violets are green

    This poem makes no sense

    Toaster.

  • @bjdotson Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    your comment gets old

    and mine does too

  • @MwTricks holy shit that was good

  • @MwTricks In Russia,you don't ride a train,The train rides you.Don't believe me? (T.a.t.u. - Not gonna get us)

  • @MwTricks

    Roses are blue

    Unicorns are pencils

    This poem makes no sence

    Refrigerator

  • @CakeDuck112 This is not funny.

  • @mftasarslan i am so sorry

  • after he said "it's really long,..." i expected him to say "it's really hard"

    would have been the perfect setup for a "that's what she said"

    well, i mean technically it still is based on the first line, but 2 is always better than one... in bed.

  • What did HitchD14 say?

  • Comment removed

  • bitchin about you

  • oh my....im so sorry...i was thinking about bitching about you...I WAS THINKING!! HELP ME!!!

  • Dont come here America sucks

  • @legoguy69 troll

  • i now wish i was at E3. OMGOMGOMGOMG sanity not included :DD

    +10000000 internets

  • oh youre british

    say banana banaaana

    say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it

    lol

  • Welcome to America.

  • I am currently bitching just because you said not to.

  • ''MERIKER!!!"

  • Eat a lot of burguers and visit the statue of liberty.

  • Hope your visit/stay here is great.

  • Lets go to the VC

  • i thought you werer in america

  • @Fullmetal1087

    I think he lives in Dubai at the moment.

  • have you met lyle in person before?

  • If You're 555 then I'm 666

  • @iiSeLvEsteSaTaNxxYzz Slipknot?

  • @zenya123 ;)

  • @NeonKizen Amen!

  • @NeonKizen Team America?

  • @NeonKizen america haven't ever done enything good to the world!

    and now you'll say that they killed Bin Laden, BUT the war woudn't have started if it weren't for americans!

  • @TheDarksem AMERICAAAAAA!! FUUUCK YYEAAHHH!

  • *bitches at you*

  • imn actualyll wathcing wthis while im fucking drunk lololloloollllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllll i just hax sexasd mahaashhahahasha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,­,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,don­key pooooooooorn;nzkdf g2 

  • AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!

  • US=mand aw...uk= aaww... no what nVM

  • don't even THINK about fucking bitchin at me!!! LOL :D

  • O_O

  • u gonna meet lyle ?

  • God Dammit Dex, come to Dragon Con in Atlanta. I'll personally buy you a crate filled with coca-cola and let you stay at my house.

    Just don't go 50 miles north, south, or west of Atlanta. That's where all of the rednecks are.

  • Say bananapie!

  • in america we have tom kitsune and sporks

  • OMG WTF WHR IS EPISUD 12 WTFBBQ BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH

  • so yeah ... dicks and stuff

  • lucky bastard, i wish i was going to E3, its gonna rock. Have a good time.