Bill Bailey - Top 5 Serielist rambles

[zybch]

For fucks sake, just play the clips, not bore me with 15 seconds of stupid self masturbatory 'credits' and finally getting on to what I actually want to see.

Its like those god damn plots in porno, just skip to the main meat (if you will).

[hpsauce13]

I was searching for a cerealist ramble and this is what it got corrected to....

[BrizzleWill]

Serialist would be if the rambles contained all 12 notes in a consistent order, without repeating a given note until all other notes had been played.

[fleebness]

@BrizzleWill Something like, 'These 12 notes enter a double-bar...'? I'd try to do the joke, but I'm pretty sure my meter would wander, so I'd have to make it breve.

[BrizzleWill]

@fleebness Bravo, sir, bravo.

[kemp10]

this wasnt as seriel as i was hoping

[bettudont]

I EAT CHIPS

[AvangionQ]

Gotta love the Really Slick's Euphoria screensaver at the start ...

[PhantomLord]

Focus!!! 

[TheRealBarnez]

It's surrealist, not serielist.

[sandningga]

@TheRealBarnez he REALLY likes doingit ;)

[KasHCubeD]

I think you meant cerealist. With Milk.

[mr4chord]

One day I shall pickle Bills brain and study it. I wonder if he's a donor.

[feuilletoniste]

And here I was expecting a good Schoenberg joke or two...

[biffington]

LOOK OUT, 'ES GOT A SHOOTA!

[bricksalegend]

on the last few bill bailey vids ive watched, ive noticed theres only 1 dislike on each.

one lonely bitter anti-comic

[ouiseylou]

@bricksalegend called Chris...

[HATERofEVILcritics]

@bricksalegend and now he has mastered the art of CLONING!

@_@

[MattySP34Ks]

how did gin get into spirits and gods?

[senluijr]

@MattySP34Ks think it is spelt djin, another name for a spirit not sure on the exact definition

[Rightcheous]

@senluijr a 'djin' is a genie

[ELuhn]

@MattySP34Ks "Djinn," which in the west is corrupted to "genie."

[publicanimal9]

UTTER CRAP!

[ZombiefiedGoat]

@publicanimal9 is exactly what you are

[XxSammYHandSxX]

the dude should be a god

[senluijr]

@XxSammYHandSxX you mean he isn't a god already?

[XxSammYHandSxX]

this duyde should be a god

[fuckamericanidiot]

to be fair the chaucer bit isn't surrealist, it's just a very funny and clever homage

[senluijr]

I so need to memorize one of these monolougues for a open mic night.

[neomp5]

if he ever does a show with eddie izzard, they should call it "donkeys and helicopters"

[bolchysaur]

fantastic.

[KS66Martini]

Number 4 is my fav! lol 

[BIGMILLSER87]

DAS IST FERBODEN!!!

[nfivejaygee]

@BIGMILLSER87 verboten.

[Szaam]

"Except Dick Emery is not yet born, so such comparisson may not be drawn."

XD

PS. *Surrealist

[fuckamericanidiot]

@Szaam genius

[gradgurl2007]

FYI:

It's Geoffrey Chaucer, not Jeffrey.

[TheAnonyMice]

<3 BB!

[marquoth]

By "serielist" I assume you mean surrealist?

[ELuhn]

@marquoth No, he means "cerealist." It's a subliminal advert for muesli.

[dotchoo]

@marquoth oh.

[JackyRowe]

@marquoth And even then, it should surely be Surreal Rambles...

[Hardysamnin]

@JackyRowe Bill Baily used the phrase surrealist ramble when telling one of his jokes so um, that's where this title comes from.

[JackyRowe]

@Hardysamnin True... but in all respect, it's possible that even Bill Bailey is grammatically incorrect on this occasion... long live the legend that is BB!

[Hardysamnin]

@JackyRowe Possibly yes, and considering the look on his face, i would suggest he's probably smoked a fat one before most of these shows. His comedy is unique, a true one off.

[JackyRowe]

@Hardysamnin I'm a fiddle player.  I have one before every set I play! Honestly, I swear it helps... especially some real decent hash, like a blonde hash, not black, too powerful, blonde relaxs me in just the right way for a set :)

[Hardysamnin]

@JackyRowe I do the same, I can play guitar stoned np... I just can't learn anything stoned. I have the attention span of a 4 year old lol.

[JackyRowe]

@Hardysamnin Ah, patience is what you need, my man! You learn patience when playing violin, as it's such a hard instrument to learn. I learnt the guitar solos from Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb on the violin, and I was baked to fuck when I did! Only took me half an hour!

[Hardysamnin]

@JackyRowe violin was my first instrument waaaayyyyy back in primary school, but I couldn't get the technique down. I sounded like a cat being strangled. I have lots of patience when smoking, it's the only way I can play computer games without stressing out :P but like I say learning new things seems like a chore. I can practise them stoned once I've already learned the piece though.

Here's a very beautiful violin / acoustic guitar piece, you may have heard it. Spiritual groove, check it out ;)

[Hardysamnin]

@JackyRowe "Spiritual Groove by Tommy Gauthier and Antoine Dufour"

I'm a metal head at heart, but appreciate all 'good' forms of music. I must have listened to this 4 or 5 times in a row when I first heard it.

[JackyRowe]

@Hardysamnin Jesus Christ! Those two are amazing!! I know a guitarist who plays easily as well as that, so I've got to do a rendition of this! Thanks for that. I'm not much of a metal head to be honest! Like you, good forms of music, I appreciate, but I've never really explored metal all that much. My mate Joe (Youtube name "Kornamo"), he's the guitarist I just mentioned. He once did this Lamb of God song on his acoustic at one of my gatherings, it was amazing, he might have it on his channel.

[Hardysamnin]

@JackyRowe I'll check that out later, gotta go meet my girl now. Glad you enjoyed that tune, those two are extremely talented guys. Peace bro.

[JackyRowe]

@Hardysamnin No problem man. Hey, I checked out your channel! Liking the Shine On cover! I'm gonna do my own version of the whole song soonish, but acoustic.

[Hardysamnin]

@JackyRowe Lol thanks man, it's a shame about the quality of my vids though. I'm using a Squire, a dodgy lead, into the smallest shittiest amp you could imagine. And recording through the mike built into my laptop. I only really put them up there because my girlfriend wanted to see them :P

Just checked out your comfortably numb, awesome job =) I might add that one myself soon, I learned that tune back in 95 when I was obsessed with the wall.

[JackyRowe]

@Hardysamnin ah cheers man! Yeah, i'm in a wall phase myself at the mo. i'll often have a couple of mates over every few nights of teh week or weekend, and we'll have a spliff, and 'll sit everyone who hasn't seen the film down. they all love it, but yeah! :)

[bboyzetan]

Good video.

[pinkfloydrule27]

i think you'll find that u missed out

das ist forbidden

[calumsensible]

@pinkfloydrule27 they couldn't show it, you know why?

DAS IST VERBOTEN!

[jamiealexander100]

@pinkfloydrule27 do you mean das ist vorboten?

[PrinceD4rkstR]

@pinkfloydrule27 verboten*

[19maurice42]

@pinkfloydrule27 forboten*

[shredder2705]

@pinkfloydrule27

das ist verboten

[TheRealBarnez]

@pinkfloydrule27 You mean, "Das ist Verboten"?

[pinkfloydrule27]

@TheRealBarnez yes I probably did mean that. 3 years ago. I get so many replies to this still lol

Let it go people