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  • or..... you can just step on it and be the end of it.

  • Why in the world should we bite it? Just throw it away and step on it and kill it with fire >:D

  • If you came here for pee jokes... Urine luck.

  • i ate a tick when i was about 7 months old

  • why would you bit it? JUST THROW IT AWAY

  • In Soviet russia Tick bites you, Hey wait a seconed...

  • I could of swore I heard that thing scream after he bit it.

  • Wait... did he seriously just bite a tick? Is there still some kind of health risk to that? Does anyone know?

  • yummmmmm!!!! protein.

  • Bear's like: punk! That's MY blood, give it back! *eats tick*

  • Ran out of piss...

    What do you do?

    a. drink camera man's piss.

    b. drink from the river.

    c. drink from the huge supply of water that you brought along.

  • @SpectraPyrus a :D

  • @OskarWL you win a cookie :D

  • @SpectraPyrus YAY!

  • for like 2 secound i thought it said dick

  • In Soviet Russia, ticks bite you! Oh wait...

  • @AATTOOMMBBOOMMBB in capitalist america, bank robs you :(

  • WOW!! You can really hear the crunch when he just bit into the tick, how gross. Well I think its quite handy because when the world ends (which I hope wouldn't happen) he would know how to survive in the wild. Thumbs up if you agree.

  • 0:40 thats what she said

  • @joshpugfan

    But not to you x)

  • Bear Grylls takes out Chuck Norris :D

  • what ever makes you tick i suppose!

  • look we just bite it.

    *put on sunglasses*

    and thats the end of him.

    YYYYYEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  • I usually put them into the ashtrey and light them up.....wtf dude

  • "and im wet" - Bear Grylls

  • PETA is BIAS - they only care about famous people who do shit to animals - not that I care

    I love steak

  • Silly Bear, this isn't Soviet Russia.

  • Yeahh let's eat a tick that was just eating your dick. Nice.

  • bear grylls in the bathroom no auto flush in the urnul its okay i have a straw

  • In Soviet Russia man bite tick.

  • Has jacket.

    Use animal fur.

    Drink pee.

    ???

    Profit.

  • well, tick. looks like the table has turned.

  • bear grylls. you are totally hot despite all the shit you shove in your mouth.

  • Can you people just shut up about the piss jokes? It's getting old and lame. So really you won't get a thumbs up for saying that anymore, really..........

  • tick: ah ha! bear will never find me down here!

    bear: better check down my pants.

    tick: oh shit i'm dead

    bear: ticks are delicious, especially with piss.

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  • I swear I heard a little cry @ 2:00 when he bit the tick :P

  • Bear Gyrlls ate Chuck Norris

  • " you drink my blood, i eat your gut" bear gryll. lol

  • 1:00 i deserved to be f****d

  • Les stroud is better

  • Want to eat me tick? Well Screw you Around here I EAT YOU.

  • wouldnt he get the parasites and disease from the blood of the tick? :\

  • @Kronikwookie he ate them too

  • hmm... no more ticks to bite..better drink my own piss

  • its like that isn't it? XD I actually saw a hotel thingy in the background once! >:3 epic fail

  • hes in south dakota... walk a while youll hit a road before night

  • in soviet russia man bites tick

  • LOL i thought it said: man bites dick.

  • Does he kiss his wife with that mouth? :| Hmmm wife doesn't wanna kiss me? Better drink my own piss.

  • That tick must go very well with a warm cup of pee...

  • iv never seen him eat normal food...like a pizza or something O_O

  • @TheHamzadgw I'm sure if he found a pizza tree he'd gladly eat the pizzas off it

  • Bear Grylls makes chuck norris look like a little girl. Im glad he's English!

  • No Blood For You Tick Blood For Me

    

  • CHUCK NORRIS > bear grylls

  • CHUCK NORRIS> bear grylls

  • did he got the tick in his bush?!?!

  • Just ate a tick, Better drink my own piss.

  • @HotDogInATortilla one more -_-......

  • in soviet rushia hes a wus

  • if you saw this episode, then you would know that after he drinks his pee he takes a couple of steps and finds a lake

  • i just love man vs. wild but i think the stuff he does is kinda........odd

  • @ANGELATTACK12 If you were out in the wild dying, you would be surprised what you would do for survival.

  • @daberko120ch wellllll i know buuuuuttttt still its odd but i would do it to survive

  • i could not do what he does.....

  • I seriously went to this video because i thought it said...

    "Man Bites Dick"

  • @althegreat17 lets not go THAT far....

  • This guy NEEDS to play minecraft!

  • Just made a YouTube comment better drink my own piss!

  • if you want to see this channle on tv and have at&t go to channel 120

  • Bear Grylls On Chatroulette at 2 am. l==> 0:40

  • bites head

    eeeeeeeeeeeek

  • oh look a nice tick, better drink my own piss :D

  • 0:58 pause.....uh i think hes dead...

  • did anyone hear the tick scream ?

  • 1:59 tick sceams

  • i got the same undies as bear

    

  • -camera turns off- okay guys! back to the hotel!

  • @5522ownz5522 Who cares lol He Drink his own pee and a poo juice I respect him for that.

  • @5522ownz5522 Haaahaa The crew has their own tent !

  • @5522ownz5522 seriously dude..where are the hotels in these extreme barron areas hes always in? theres no holiday inn out there

    deadset lol. tard

  • @5522ownz5522

    I'm sure he would love a hotel out in the middle of no where. There are times he leaves the camera on all night or he gets wakin up by something closing in on him.

  • @5522ownz5522 lol i actually know a guy who is good friends with bear grylls, and is a stunt coordinator for the show, n all the do to help is to make sure they're safe and that if something happens the can get them to safety

  • @5522ownz5522 get over it, it's a tv show.

  • @vinithevcubevip wow copycat....

  • In anywhere of the world tick bites you

  • Yum yum... protein haha

  • i just found it so...i just eat it :D and...what was THAT? ---> 0:54 xD

  • its must have been sucking his cock the whole night.

  • yummy }:

  • tick bites bear, bear bites tick..... seems fair

  • Is he sure that's not a tick but genital crabs? LOL

  • 0.0 did anyone else hear the tick scream at 2:00 ?

  • @AaronAwsomness bahahaha...yes either that or an eagle flew over head at the same moment as he bit into it

  • dicktick?? look closely

  • i think that tick had more on his mind than just blood by the direction it was crawling down ;D

  • Ok, these stupid Soviet Russia comments are getting old quick.

    Is it the new Chuck Norris standard non funny joke now?

    C'mon.

  • The piss drinking jokes are seriously getting old and its disrespectful to Bear he risks his life to teach us survival skills and yet you make jokes about him drinking his piss i mean anyone would do that when you need to survive.

  • The piss drinking jokes are seriously getting old and its disrespectful to Bear he risks his life to teach us survival skills and yet you make jokes about him drinking his piss.

  • Anyone hear the tick scream as he died? 1:59 lol

  • NO bear why do you ate it WHY!.....-.-

  • TAKE THAT TICKS!!!!

  • Comment eaten by Bear Grylls

  • did it scream?

  • "im damp... and im wet... i should stop pissing on my clothes"

  • MAN VS WILD MAN VS BEAR!

  • why would you bite something that could give you a fever?

  • @brotherbear000 It can only give you a fever if it is feeding on you.

  • i felt a sting in my arm while watching this o.0

  • wow THIS HAS TO BE CHUCK NORRIS'S SON!

  • FOUND FRESH WATER

    BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS

  • this guy's a fucking boss. FACT

  • it screamed 

  • weird but great

  • OH GOD!!!

  • Gucci underwear.. DAAAMN RIGHT :D

  • Bear Grylls > Chuck Norris

  • @althegreat17 no :(( Bear Grylls = Chuck Norris but british.

  • @althegreat17 I would checkmy closet at night if i were you.

  • @althegreat17 That's because Chuck Norris is an actor. ._.

  • @althegreat17 Chuck Norris is a total queer anyway.

  • chuck norris almost flinched when he saw this guy's balls

  • What the fricken is tick?

  • @Staitad A tick is a little bug that sticks it's head in you and sucks on your blood.

  • @TaliWithinTheDaisies Thanks buddy! :)

  • I'm pretty sure he and his wife talk a lot when he comes home...

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  • IM SICK OF JACK LAYTONS ADS!!!

  • Bear jacking off - 1:45

  • I FUCKIN HATE LOADING TIME ADVERTISING!

  • He Shave~~

  • Ha! I heard the tick sream

  • They do like warm.. moist places. Oh..here's one... in my undies.. :|

  • ghfuj123 that was just a bird

  • How many bears would Bear Grillz grill if Bear Grillz could grill bears

  • @XxTOxICiTYxX1227 Copied and Pasted.

  • @XxTOxICiTYxX1227 somebody already posted that~>:(

  • ok one more and THEN i'll do my homeowrk...

  • that tick was nearly down his balls

  • You know , man vs wild... I think bear, the man, has won.

  • in Soviet Russia tick bites you.

    wait a second..

  • @VinitheVcubeVIP HAHAHAHA

  • @VinitheVcubeVIP bear grylls lives in soviet russia

  • at home, he eats his food in his backyard

  • The little train that could....

  • it was probably covered in ball sweat

  • man bites dick

  • R.I.P. the little tick all he wanted to do was suck on his dick for blood but in the end he got his head bit off :'(

  • wat the

  • This guy eats croch ticks, drinks his own pee and slepps in a tree.......

  • @DarraghJay he's so fuckin hardcore !!

  • ok i see you showing off the guns

  • he is dangrous

  • pay backs a bitch huh?

  • bit the tick lol thats for biting me ya bastard

  • 1:41 God dammit i forgot to shave