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  • "Its not gonna last all day. Hour, Hour 45 no problem!" lmao great

  • I'm assuming its off the coast of south africa

  • lmao thats the best scene ever!!!

  • It's not gonna be days at a time, But an hour .... hour 45 no problem. LMFAO

  • "Lion taste good, let's go get some more lion!" haha

  • 3 people were the lion lol

  • 3 lions have been stalked

  • the sound of your piss hitting the urinal! ..it sounds femenine

  • Awesome slay

  • ye boss homes

  • This is so funny lol

  • “No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”

  • @bioshock2323 Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa. Going up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. Well guess what? You’ve wandered into a school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion!

  • @HaterzTemptation We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated. And said, ‘You know what?! Lion tastes good! Lets go get some more lion!’ We’ve developed a system: to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner you and your, your pride, your children, your offspring.

    We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp! We will be able to track certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour 45? No problem!

  • @HaterzTemptation That’ll give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost in your own game. You’re outdone and outmanned……….Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? …..NOPE.

  • @HaterzTemptation Then the humans have more tuna yey!

  • 3 lions disliked this video

  • And then i'd bang your tuna girlfriend... LMAO

  • Best scene ever

  • anyone notice when Mark is walking out his screen has Solitaire on it lol

  • @MegaBadjosh you're an idiot. that's not solitaire but nice try

  • @oniondip4 ikr its spider solitaire

  • lets go get some more lion.

  • sounds like a plan! :)

  • "hour, hour 45, no problem!"

  • mark walberg sounded like if he was taltin to justin biever ....like if u hate justin biever

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  • This isn't extended, is it?

  • i love the stupid smile on Will's face,,,, thats so fucked up

  • even matt deamon was about to laugh

  • @lokalllize That's Mark Wahlberg, not Matt Damon.

  • @lokalllize HAHA Matt Damon?

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  • WE WILL CONSTRUCT A SERIES A BREATHING APERATIS USING KELP

  • insert comment directly quoting the above video that everyone watched and thought of the same funny quote to instantly type out.

  • did that go the way you thought it was gona go? nope. hahahahaha

  • It sounds feminine

  • it's not gonna be days at a time, but an hour, hour forty-five, no problem.

  • we will construct a series of breathing apparatus....with kelp

  • Out gunned and out manned

  • You'll lose that battle 9 times out of 10

  • No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

  • "And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend" LOL!

  • i wanna go drinking with terry hoitz....

  • can you say friggin epic

  • Well Ferrell ROCKS :D

  • classic playground debate.

  • Good clip but it was not 'extended'.

  • bang your tuna girlfriend....LMAO!!

    

  • LOL best quote in the movie.

  • OH MY FREAKING GOD I LOVE THIS!!

  • I think it's safe to say that one dislike is from a lion or a lion that knows another lion that this happened to.

  • @leprechaun81atx See what i did there? I took the same boring comment and added something fresh to it. If hollywood can shine up their turds i shine up youtube comments lol

  • the lion that got ate disliked it

  • And then ide bang ur tuna girlfriend!!

  • WE WILL CONSTRUCT A SERIES OF BREATHING APPARATUSES USING KELP

  • we will construct a series of breathing apparatus

  • Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? No. Hahaha!

  • That one dislike is the lion.

  • I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa.

  • @ClumsyTroll 20 foot waves coming up against a fully grown 800 pound tuna with 20 or 30 of its friends, you loose that battle, you loose that battle 9 times outta 10.

  • Indeed! Best scene

  • best scene in the entire movie lmao

  • "Did that go the way you planned it to? ...nope."

  • @Pwn4geV1de0s *splash* DARGHH, DARHGHHG

  • That wasn't extended..And you also cut out the part where Mark/Hoitz dumps the coffee on him..

  • aww man they missed the coffee spilling part

  • "The sound of your piss hitting the urinal..it sounds feminine"

    lmao yo

  • Great scene

  • "i'm gonna tell you directly to your face"

    "no, you don't have to"

    loool

  • haha love the 1:59 part.

  • "You just lost at your own game; you were out-gunned and out-manned!" HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA­AAAA!!!!!

  • why do people thumbs up comments that are repeating exactly whats been said in the video?

  • @SuperFirstComment No doubt i don't get it either

  • did that go the way you thought it was going to go (starts typing on computer).....nope

  • KELP!!

    

  • 1 person has ate a lion at some point and dis liked it

  • every movie with Will Ferrell is awesome. there is no movie he cant master.

  • Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?

    ...

    Nope.

  • Definitely the best part in the movie!

  • Lion tastes good!!!!!!!!!!

  • tht 1 persons piss hitting the urinal is pheminon

  • @MrYuNgGoOn20 You my friend are a fucking moron......Its spelled feminine you dumb ass...........

  • @shorty4e it's shocking that he believed it was spelled that way!

  • @oOoDannyB0yoOo Its funny as hell to me, that made my day!

  • im gonna stop eating tuna

  • WE WILL MAKE BREATHING APPARATUS OUT OF KELP!!!

  • I have a feeling that Will has done this before :p

  • 1 person doesnt like the taste of lion...XD

  • When Will is going off. it looks like bob in the background.

  • I'm gonna be like everyone else and quote

    “If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin EAT YOU! And then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”

    “Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean,

  • one person is a dumb lion out in the middle of the ocean,

  • I'd BANG your TUNA GIRLFRIEND!

  • we've developed a system...

  • I watched this movie after a fat joint... oh boy my laugh was endless

  • did that go the way you thought it would go? nope haha

  • Best part of the movie. Period.

  • Now, we have a taste for lions. We have communicated, and you no wat? LION TASTES GOOD! lolzzzz

  • "And than I'd bang you're Tuna girlfriend"

    LMFAO!

  • Best scene in my opinion

  • @ztkRaptoR and when wahlberg has no reply to this and throws the coffee on him that makes it funny for ME ! and again without seeing all the facial expressions and mannerisms it still wouldent be as funny even without the coffee, MY comment was it would have been a better clip with that part in ( for me) do YOU have a comment for the clip or do you want to continue this stupid conversation ? the coffee is part of this scene, if it wasnt needed it would have been edited out.....

  • Its just pity, that you didnt put there also the end of the scene, ---the hot coffee on his shirt

  • How did Mark Wahlberg keep a straight face in that scene?

  • most of the comments are just quotes from this clip ? i dont need subtitles hahaha missing the best bit at the end when he throws the coffee on him... this film is 1 of my all time fave comedys :D

  • @ed728i are you five?

  • @Alegoo35 no im 36, if you get your mum to show you how to use the internet you could have clicked my name tag, go to my page and see this for yourself, so there was no need to ask my age dumb ass, unless your a pedo looking for a date

  • @ed728i For a 36 year old you have a very poor sense of humor. I'm 16 and I can appreciate hilarious dialogue, while a 36 year old finds pouring coffee on someone funny. Pick up a dvd of The Amanda Show bud.

  • @Alegoo35 who are you to question my sense of humor ? a little 16 year old who obviously dont understand the whole concept of comedy, the coffee at the end makes the scene, the dialogue is very funny but without the ending its incomplete for me, dialogue on its own without the slapstick is only half comedy, try just listen to the whole film (audio only) see which is funniest... try leaving a comment on the clip insted of trying to make yourself look good by starting an argument..... bud

  • @ed728i I have no comment to make, other than "TEH LULZ FUNNY TUNA HOUR HOUR 45" like everyone else. An how does starting an argument make anyone look good. If I was here for thumbs up I'd say " (# of dislikes) people like Justin Bieber" or some shit.

  • @Alegoo35 (throws coffee down your shirt) i dont want an argument but calling someone 5 because of their taste in comedy and saying i have a poor sense of humour is asking for retaliation, (cause of argument) also what does age have to do with sense of humour i know kids with wikid soh and my dads is rubbish despite being 61, seems everyone on youtube has an opinion on someone elses opinion, but not on the clip in question ? and if we are doing quotes "id bang your tuna girlfriend"

  • Then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend

  • "Okay first off.. a lion? swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or a fresh water source, that'd make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 ft wave, i'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his twenty or thirty friends.. You'd lose that battle. You'd lose that battle 9 times out of 10."

    Absolutely hilarious.

  • We establish a beech-head and aggressively hunt you and your family.

  • preach it Gator

  • Genius

  • When he says no problem, his face is hilarious! Lmfao!!

  • "you might think that..because of the beard..im really hairy. but..shaved ;)"

    ALAN!!!

  • i fucking love this scene one of will ferrell's best!

  • The sound of your piss hitting the urinal!

    It sounds feminine!

  • i feel like a dog when i see this scene. i can watch it over and over again and never get sick of it. lol

  • "I would eat you then i ban your tuna girlfriend" rofl

  • samsam29 not a funny joke keep those comments to yourself :) This scene never fails to make me laugh.

  • some where along the line they lost the point of the argument

  • lol i LOVE this part...

  • Wouldn't he be outlioned?

  • jajaja xD

  • you lose that battle.. you lose that battle 9 times out of 10

  • "did that go the way you thought it was gonna go.. nope"

  • @lschofield1010 it's the little shake of the head before he says 'nope.' cracks me up!

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  • best part in the whole movie

  • Mark just got skooled.

  • "YOU NO WHAT, LIONS TASTE GOOD,. LET GO GET SOME MORE LION"...LMAO!!!

  • its not gonna be days at a time. an hour... hour 45. LMFAO<3

  • Haha "THE SOUND OF YOUR PISS HITTING THE URINAL, IT SOUNDS FIMINEN"!!!

  • ahahaha

    WE NOW HAVE A TASTE OF LION, WE'VE TALKED TO OURSELVES, WE'VE COMMUNICATED

  • Hour, hour forty five... NO PROBLEM! LOL!!!

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • Hilarious will ferrel is hilarious we will get oxygen using kelp and stock u priceless

  • OMG this is like one of my favorite scenes feom the movie LOL

  • LION TASTES GOOD lol classic

  • isn't this all in the theatrical version?

  • @Phrat3724

    ad then id bang ur tuna girlfriend"

    no not in theatrical

  • @PivotSkaterXD I got the theatrical version, and that was in it

  • what is extended?

  • @Phrat3724 in other versions, the breathin apparatus and the tuna communicating part isnt there

  • 0:29!

  • Lmfao

  • I want...to see....this movie....SO BAD!!! Dx

  • fuk i love this movie so much!

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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