“No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”
@bioshock2323 Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa. Going up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. Well guess what? You’ve wandered into a school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion!
@HaterzTemptation We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated. And said, ‘You know what?! Lion tastes good! Lets go get some more lion!’ We’ve developed a system: to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner you and your, your pride, your children, your offspring.
We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp! We will be able to track certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour 45? No problem!
@HaterzTemptation That’ll give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost in your own game. You’re outdone and outmanned……….Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? …..NOPE.
No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
@leprechaun81atx See what i did there? I took the same boring comment and added something fresh to it. If hollywood can shine up their turds i shine up youtube comments lol
@ClumsyTroll 20 foot waves coming up against a fully grown 800 pound tuna with 20 or 30 of its friends, you loose that battle, you loose that battle 9 times outta 10.
“If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin EAT YOU! And then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”
“Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean,
@ztkRaptoR and when wahlberg has no reply to this and throws the coffee on him that makes it funny for ME ! and again without seeing all the facial expressions and mannerisms it still wouldent be as funny even without the coffee, MY comment was it would have been a better clip with that part in ( for me) do YOU have a comment for the clip or do you want to continue this stupid conversation ? the coffee is part of this scene, if it wasnt needed it would have been edited out.....
most of the comments are just quotes from this clip ? i dont need subtitles hahaha missing the best bit at the end when he throws the coffee on him... this film is 1 of my all time fave comedys :D
@Alegoo35 no im 36, if you get your mum to show you how to use the internet you could have clicked my name tag, go to my page and see this for yourself, so there was no need to ask my age dumb ass, unless your a pedo looking for a date
@ed728i For a 36 year old you have a very poor sense of humor. I'm 16 and I can appreciate hilarious dialogue, while a 36 year old finds pouring coffee on someone funny. Pick up a dvd of The Amanda Show bud.
@Alegoo35 who are you to question my sense of humor ? a little 16 year old who obviously dont understand the whole concept of comedy, the coffee at the end makes the scene, the dialogue is very funny but without the ending its incomplete for me, dialogue on its own without the slapstick is only half comedy, try just listen to the whole film (audio only) see which is funniest... try leaving a comment on the clip insted of trying to make yourself look good by starting an argument..... bud
@ed728i I have no comment to make, other than "TEH LULZ FUNNY TUNA HOUR HOUR 45" like everyone else. An how does starting an argument make anyone look good. If I was here for thumbs up I'd say " (# of dislikes) people like Justin Bieber" or some shit.
@Alegoo35 (throws coffee down your shirt) i dont want an argument but calling someone 5 because of their taste in comedy and saying i have a poor sense of humour is asking for retaliation, (cause of argument) also what does age have to do with sense of humour i know kids with wikid soh and my dads is rubbish despite being 61, seems everyone on youtube has an opinion on someone elses opinion, but not on the clip in question ? and if we are doing quotes "id bang your tuna girlfriend"
"Okay first off.. a lion? swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or a fresh water source, that'd make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 ft wave, i'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his twenty or thirty friends.. You'd lose that battle. You'd lose that battle 9 times out of 10."
"Its not gonna last all day. Hour, Hour 45 no problem!" lmao great
TheTeaDeee 1 day ago
I'm assuming its off the coast of south africa
nesquickfly 3 days ago
lmao thats the best scene ever!!!
cancerofsociety 2 weeks ago
It's not gonna be days at a time, But an hour .... hour 45 no problem. LMFAO
mattspencer955 2 weeks ago
"Lion taste good, let's go get some more lion!" haha
AlexandriaBackNeck1 3 weeks ago
3 people were the lion lol
sweetness99301 3 weeks ago
3 lions have been stalked
fil0lad 3 weeks ago
the sound of your piss hitting the urinal! ..it sounds femenine
Carnifex11100 1 month ago
Awesome slay
GOBFIMD 1 month ago
ye boss homes
TheDrummerman21 1 month ago
This is so funny lol
looneyboii13 1 month ago
“No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”
bioshock2323 2 months ago
@bioshock2323 Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa. Going up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. Well guess what? You’ve wandered into a school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion!
HaterzTemptation 2 months ago
@HaterzTemptation We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated. And said, ‘You know what?! Lion tastes good! Lets go get some more lion!’ We’ve developed a system: to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner you and your, your pride, your children, your offspring.
We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp! We will be able to track certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour 45? No problem!
HaterzTemptation 2 months ago
@HaterzTemptation That’ll give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost in your own game. You’re outdone and outmanned……….Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? …..NOPE.
HaterzTemptation 2 months ago
@HaterzTemptation Then the humans have more tuna yey!
TheLolPoster 1 month ago
3 lions disliked this video
Yeabuddy238 2 months ago
And then i'd bang your tuna girlfriend... LMAO
TheAssenholm 2 months ago
Best scene ever
blaze2257 2 months ago
anyone notice when Mark is walking out his screen has Solitaire on it lol
MegaBadjosh 2 months ago 2
@MegaBadjosh you're an idiot. that's not solitaire but nice try
oniondip4 2 months ago
@oniondip4 ikr its spider solitaire
HaterzTemptation 2 months ago
lets go get some more lion.
TargetGoBoom 2 months ago
sounds like a plan! :)
Carnifex11100 2 months ago
"hour, hour 45, no problem!"
terrygalam 3 months ago 2
mark walberg sounded like if he was taltin to justin biever ....like if u hate justin biever
salvinando 3 months ago
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UndieBandit 3 months ago
This isn't extended, is it?
FernandoDANTE 3 months ago
i love the stupid smile on Will's face,,,, thats so fucked up
koshikner 4 months ago
even matt deamon was about to laugh
lokalllize 4 months ago
@lokalllize That's Mark Wahlberg, not Matt Damon.
matthewamac 4 months ago
@lokalllize HAHA Matt Damon?
yesiamawizardjonny 3 months ago
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He's going to use kelp....
To trap oxygen...
For fish...
Seems Legit.
Fanatic2020 4 months ago
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Fanatic2020 4 months ago
WE WILL CONSTRUCT A SERIES A BREATHING APERATIS USING KELP
RealRileyTv 4 months ago
insert comment directly quoting the above video that everyone watched and thought of the same funny quote to instantly type out.
TokinBloke 4 months ago
did that go the way you thought it was gona go? nope. hahahahaha
AZcamaro91 4 months ago 2
It sounds feminine
1kyle01 4 months ago
it's not gonna be days at a time, but an hour, hour forty-five, no problem.
marisadaniela6 4 months ago
we will construct a series of breathing apparatus....with kelp
reddestyoshi 5 months ago
Out gunned and out manned
1kyle01 5 months ago
You'll lose that battle 9 times out of 10
1kyle01 5 months ago
No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
John1993W 5 months ago
"And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend" LOL!
whiteknight4879 5 months ago
i wanna go drinking with terry hoitz....
xXmonster123Xx 5 months ago
can you say friggin epic
Nikkieleo17 5 months ago
Well Ferrell ROCKS :D
UV0023 5 months ago
classic playground debate.
natureboyinyourface 5 months ago
Good clip but it was not 'extended'.
LauritZenc 5 months ago
bang your tuna girlfriend....LMAO!!
harryfromwork 5 months ago
LOL best quote in the movie.
chelseafcfanisy 5 months ago
OH MY FREAKING GOD I LOVE THIS!!
mezzanomarcus 5 months ago
I think it's safe to say that one dislike is from a lion or a lion that knows another lion that this happened to.
leprechaun81atx 6 months ago
@leprechaun81atx See what i did there? I took the same boring comment and added something fresh to it. If hollywood can shine up their turds i shine up youtube comments lol
leprechaun81atx 6 months ago
the lion that got ate disliked it
iwantfunnyful 6 months ago
And then ide bang ur tuna girlfriend!!
iiLukeyHD 6 months ago 19
WE WILL CONSTRUCT A SERIES OF BREATHING APPARATUSES USING KELP
koreano514 6 months ago
we will construct a series of breathing apparatus
stevenwelsh1990 6 months ago
Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? No. Hahaha!
iBatesLFCx 6 months ago
That one dislike is the lion.
Sidthekid232 6 months ago
I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa.
ClumsyTroll 6 months ago 2
@ClumsyTroll 20 foot waves coming up against a fully grown 800 pound tuna with 20 or 30 of its friends, you loose that battle, you loose that battle 9 times outta 10.
bittergunowner12 6 months ago
Indeed! Best scene
losojackson 6 months ago
best scene in the entire movie lmao
kamilahj22 6 months ago
"Did that go the way you planned it to? ...nope."
Pwn4geV1de0s 6 months ago 28
@Pwn4geV1de0s *splash* DARGHH, DARHGHHG
WiperTF2 2 months ago
That wasn't extended..And you also cut out the part where Mark/Hoitz dumps the coffee on him..
armyallie 7 months ago
aww man they missed the coffee spilling part
theyjayster1093 7 months ago
"The sound of your piss hitting the urinal..it sounds feminine"
lmao yo
theyjayster1093 7 months ago
Great scene
Vsquad38 7 months ago
"i'm gonna tell you directly to your face"
"no, you don't have to"
loool
gatordontplaynoshit7 7 months ago 3
haha love the 1:59 part.
brockweberlcc 8 months ago
"You just lost at your own game; you were out-gunned and out-manned!" HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
yarrellc 8 months ago 2
why do people thumbs up comments that are repeating exactly whats been said in the video?
SuperFirstComment 8 months ago 3
@SuperFirstComment No doubt i don't get it either
junkyturd 8 months ago
did that go the way you thought it was going to go (starts typing on computer).....nope
666xxchrisxx 8 months ago
KELP!!
t4m2p1 8 months ago
1 person has ate a lion at some point and dis liked it
colesmithdrake 8 months ago
every movie with Will Ferrell is awesome. there is no movie he cant master.
12gimli3 8 months ago 2
Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?
...
Nope.
TheCH98 8 months ago 3
Definitely the best part in the movie!
mamos187 8 months ago
Lion tastes good!!!!!!!!!!
dpederson08 8 months ago
tht 1 persons piss hitting the urinal is pheminon
MrYuNgGoOn20 8 months ago
@MrYuNgGoOn20 You my friend are a fucking moron......Its spelled feminine you dumb ass...........
shorty4e 8 months ago
@shorty4e it's shocking that he believed it was spelled that way!
oOoDannyB0yoOo 8 months ago
@oOoDannyB0yoOo Its funny as hell to me, that made my day!
shorty4e 8 months ago
im gonna stop eating tuna
legoguyforhire 9 months ago
WE WILL MAKE BREATHING APPARATUS OUT OF KELP!!!
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DickLovellRodrigues 9 months ago
I have a feeling that Will has done this before :p
adocfuly 9 months ago
1 person doesnt like the taste of lion...XD
710Andrew710 9 months ago
When Will is going off. it looks like bob in the background.
Rocketman2520 9 months ago
I'm gonna be like everyone else and quote
“If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin EAT YOU! And then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”
“Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean,
Jonasdertify 9 months ago
one person is a dumb lion out in the middle of the ocean,
Durell89 9 months ago
I'd BANG your TUNA GIRLFRIEND!
debo9772 9 months ago 2
we've developed a system...
TJstrong11 9 months ago 2
I watched this movie after a fat joint... oh boy my laugh was endless
elchuz 9 months ago 3
did that go the way you thought it would go? nope haha
redsox9944 9 months ago
Best part of the movie. Period.
Spartages 10 months ago 3
Now, we have a taste for lions. We have communicated, and you no wat? LION TASTES GOOD! lolzzzz
aceblueberry 10 months ago 3
"And than I'd bang you're Tuna girlfriend"
LMFAO!
x09Ashley90x 10 months ago 12
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Did that go the way you thought it would go? ... Nope.
SeanIngham 10 months ago
Best scene in my opinion
TheNesbittNation1 10 months ago 7
@ztkRaptoR and when wahlberg has no reply to this and throws the coffee on him that makes it funny for ME ! and again without seeing all the facial expressions and mannerisms it still wouldent be as funny even without the coffee, MY comment was it would have been a better clip with that part in ( for me) do YOU have a comment for the clip or do you want to continue this stupid conversation ? the coffee is part of this scene, if it wasnt needed it would have been edited out.....
ed728i 10 months ago
Its just pity, that you didnt put there also the end of the scene, ---the hot coffee on his shirt
kulumunuoupu 10 months ago
How did Mark Wahlberg keep a straight face in that scene?
Streetwalkeriain 10 months ago
most of the comments are just quotes from this clip ? i dont need subtitles hahaha missing the best bit at the end when he throws the coffee on him... this film is 1 of my all time fave comedys :D
ed728i 10 months ago
@ed728i are you five?
Alegoo35 10 months ago
@Alegoo35 no im 36, if you get your mum to show you how to use the internet you could have clicked my name tag, go to my page and see this for yourself, so there was no need to ask my age dumb ass, unless your a pedo looking for a date
ed728i 10 months ago
@ed728i For a 36 year old you have a very poor sense of humor. I'm 16 and I can appreciate hilarious dialogue, while a 36 year old finds pouring coffee on someone funny. Pick up a dvd of The Amanda Show bud.
Alegoo35 10 months ago
@Alegoo35 who are you to question my sense of humor ? a little 16 year old who obviously dont understand the whole concept of comedy, the coffee at the end makes the scene, the dialogue is very funny but without the ending its incomplete for me, dialogue on its own without the slapstick is only half comedy, try just listen to the whole film (audio only) see which is funniest... try leaving a comment on the clip insted of trying to make yourself look good by starting an argument..... bud
ed728i 10 months ago 2
@ed728i I have no comment to make, other than "TEH LULZ FUNNY TUNA HOUR HOUR 45" like everyone else. An how does starting an argument make anyone look good. If I was here for thumbs up I'd say " (# of dislikes) people like Justin Bieber" or some shit.
Alegoo35 10 months ago
@Alegoo35 (throws coffee down your shirt) i dont want an argument but calling someone 5 because of their taste in comedy and saying i have a poor sense of humour is asking for retaliation, (cause of argument) also what does age have to do with sense of humour i know kids with wikid soh and my dads is rubbish despite being 61, seems everyone on youtube has an opinion on someone elses opinion, but not on the clip in question ? and if we are doing quotes "id bang your tuna girlfriend"
ed728i 10 months ago
Then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend
pantloads 10 months ago
"Okay first off.. a lion? swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or a fresh water source, that'd make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 ft wave, i'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his twenty or thirty friends.. You'd lose that battle. You'd lose that battle 9 times out of 10."
Absolutely hilarious.
Haggart9 10 months ago
We establish a beech-head and aggressively hunt you and your family.
EdgunUSA 10 months ago 3
preach it Gator
manoftomorrow79 10 months ago
Genius
grometmate 11 months ago
When he says no problem, his face is hilarious! Lmfao!!
roxybabbe666 11 months ago 2
"you might think that..because of the beard..im really hairy. but..shaved ;)"
ALAN!!!
number1lakeboy 11 months ago
i fucking love this scene one of will ferrell's best!
cosmocreeper 11 months ago
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal!
It sounds feminine!
herrisa 11 months ago 15
i feel like a dog when i see this scene. i can watch it over and over again and never get sick of it. lol
bearsfan213 11 months ago
"I would eat you then i ban your tuna girlfriend" rofl
diamondprone 11 months ago
samsam29 not a funny joke keep those comments to yourself :) This scene never fails to make me laugh.
ASRJ1981 11 months ago
some where along the line they lost the point of the argument
666spacecowboy666 1 year ago
lol i LOVE this part...
BloodyGangsta11 1 year ago
Wouldn't he be outlioned?
samsam29 1 year ago
jajaja xD
pablinchy 1 year ago
you lose that battle.. you lose that battle 9 times out of 10
lschofield1010 1 year ago
"did that go the way you thought it was gonna go.. nope"
lschofield1010 1 year ago 4
@lschofield1010 it's the little shake of the head before he says 'nope.' cracks me up!
cosmocreeper 11 months ago 2
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BigEazySurge34 1 year ago
best part in the whole movie
BowtechFreak 1 year ago 5
Mark just got skooled.
StealingSocietyFilms 1 year ago
"YOU NO WHAT, LIONS TASTE GOOD,. LET GO GET SOME MORE LION"...LMAO!!!
chrisrillo214 1 year ago 85
its not gonna be days at a time. an hour... hour 45. LMFAO<3
xxRAWRiLOVEUxx 1 year ago 5
Haha "THE SOUND OF YOUR PISS HITTING THE URINAL, IT SOUNDS FIMINEN"!!!
TheSlash7 1 year ago
ahahaha
WE NOW HAVE A TASTE OF LION, WE'VE TALKED TO OURSELVES, WE'VE COMMUNICATED
nettax 1 year ago 3
Hour, hour forty five... NO PROBLEM! LOL!!!
FDRspanish 1 year ago 84
Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter
NoPressurex 1 year ago
Hilarious will ferrel is hilarious we will get oxygen using kelp and stock u priceless
eyeofdatiga21 1 year ago
OMG this is like one of my favorite scenes feom the movie LOL
bryanguber 1 year ago
LION TASTES GOOD lol classic
honeymonsterpuvy 1 year ago
isn't this all in the theatrical version?
Phrat3724 1 year ago
@Phrat3724
ad then id bang ur tuna girlfriend"
no not in theatrical
PivotSkaterXD 1 year ago
@PivotSkaterXD I got the theatrical version, and that was in it
RomesFinalArcher 1 year ago
what is extended?
Phrat3724 1 year ago
@Phrat3724 in other versions, the breathin apparatus and the tuna communicating part isnt there
honeymonsterpuvy 1 year ago
0:29!
aarondmtz2178 1 year ago
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one of the funniest movies ever!
dawnhewitt1 1 year ago
Lmfao
xkilla187x 1 year ago
I want...to see....this movie....SO BAD!!! Dx
RawrsomeKira 1 year ago
fuk i love this movie so much!
markwahlbergsgirl 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
LIAMMtm 1 year ago