...Heather, I love your neck... There, I said it! I want to sink my teeth (what's left of them -I'm pretty old) into your throat and savor your warm blue vampire blood...
...no, I don't care if it turns me into a warthog! It would be worth it...
Ok this is what i dont get do they age ?? ..So in the past she has said she is 16 for live ..and she is like 600 or something but still looks 16 , i mean her dad looks older so they must age ...??? i dont get it , but i love her and her dad ..sooo funny xx
Wait... wouldn't that have to mean you were born 16?? Please come up with something to fix this error that I cannot get past because I love this show.
To all who believe she is a vampire well shes not its called acting and making a living so i dont want to hear about "come to so and so and change me into a vampire" cuz THEY DO NOT EXIST
I'm pretty sure that more than a few of the people posting that they're "vampires, too".....actually believe it. You're actually not, and that's just really sad.
dear heather: vampires are supposed to have hypnotic powers. i've seen you give that insane, evil, vampire's eye, but do you really have hypno powers and have you ever excercised them?
i have been waiting for my vampire papers for 3 months now, i used to be a vampire but i denounced it after watching a few films ....now i've decide to be vampire again because there's some very influential vampires on linkedin which i need to network with
I find your vlogs to e intersting, my ex best friend converted two years ago. Sadly when she did things changed and we are no longer friends, but hey vampires are alright in my book so I look forward to see your newest vlog.
lmao u 2 made me laugh so bad ! i luv u guys ! good job n thankz for the laugh ! What made me laugh even more was reading that guys comment, who actually believes ! Hey buddy, check out my pic ! lol im a vampire too ! lol and i Dj in front of crowds and people are not scared of me ! lol they actually come to see a dancing vampire Dj lol !!! Props to the guy on this vid, and to you HEATHER ! xx
lmao u 2 made me laugh so bad ! i luv u guys ! good job n thankz for the laugh ! What made me laugh even more was reading that guys comment, who actually believes ! Hey buddy, check out my pic ! lol im a vampire too ! lol and i Dj in front of crowds and people are not scared of me ! lol they actually come to see a dancing vampire Dj lol !!! Props to the guy on this vid, and to you HEATHER ! xx
omg tell me how to convert or like make a video couse i waaaaant to be a vampire and i would love to pove to my mom that there is more to life then eople and witches
wait heather -_- i thought drinking a vampires blood also turns them into a vampire (human thought) and also have you heard of a book called the house of night series its a great vampire book ^.^ but vladimir tod isnt very much real -_-
i loVE YOU!!!!!!! i want to grow old with you!!!! I WANT TO HAVE LIL VAMPIRE KIDS WITH YOU LOL keep up the good work im loving every secound of it :)))
Dear heather, I was converted to a vampire when i was younger but i never did like bookwork or other things of the such but yet i do have the necesity to drink blood so i am wondering if it is required for the whole bookwork thing?
well since im a vampire and im planning on marring my bf someday, i dont think ill eat him, hes not a human hes a guy who turns into a rat. wat ever well see wat happens
how did u become a vampire
carolinelovesu123548 2 weeks ago
Your going to be a vampire, your going to be a vampire, your going to be a vampire!! Now bite this fucking neck.
MichaelIcerider 3 weeks ago
Haha this is cute, I love it!! Just one question: Where do you guys get the mythical information about vampires and stuff??
WildPenguin123 3 weeks ago
Easy peazy fucking sleezy? LOL I'm going to say that.
cdoimne1 1 month ago
Heathers grate
deelove8 1 month ago
Heathers pretty
fireLsfireLs 2 months ago
easy pesy fukin sleezy ima start usein that
Hungergamesboy 2 months ago
@tabbydor I'm still a werewolf! AWOOO!!!!
SugarSpiceization 3 months ago
I got the time. When do I start? And how?
donnywhales656 4 months ago
i wanna be a vampire soooo freaking bad
MortixTheAnimeFan 4 months ago
@MortixTheAnimeFan i am a vampire and it is preety cool
tabbydor 4 months ago
@tabbydor how did you become a vampire?
italygrl41 1 week ago
@tabbydor was there a spell if so tell me what it is in a message
italygrl41 1 week ago
I'd prolly convert to vampirism to be with Heather. It'd be worth it.
gdoumerc1984 5 months ago
i likes ur vlogs heather and how would u know if ur a vampire tho thats my question
boosuifer1992 5 months ago
126 strands of red hair fell into the like bar.
notsooutcast 5 months ago in playlist Heather the Vampire 2
...Heather, I love your neck... There, I said it! I want to sink my teeth (what's left of them -I'm pretty old) into your throat and savor your warm blue vampire blood...
...no, I don't care if it turns me into a warthog! It would be worth it...
popsaka1 6 months ago
She hate the fuck out of him. God, I love your Dad.
134Puppylover 6 months ago
i'll post it on here too...What's your father's name? and your fucking rad...
Mexstrpure44 6 months ago
"easy peasy fuckin sleazy"
bbqchkn 6 months ago
i'm veggie, i don't eat hamburgers so HA!
ella6713 7 months ago
I wanna convert. It is seriously my dream to b a vampire! -3 xD p.s. I wanna see heather and/or her dad drink BLOOD!!! :P
singingrocks247 8 months ago 16
@singingrocks247 im a vampire ,i'll see if i can turn you .
VampireJohn1000 7 months ago
@VampireJohn1000
don't forget me too!!!!!
shanedawsonluverz 7 months ago
@VampireJohn1000 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
singingrocks247 7 months ago
@singingrocks247 There's one where her dad eats Liam, who plays Dale, an anti-gay protestor.
MadDuckInc151 2 months ago in playlist Heather's Vlog
did she eat his pen.is too? o.o
RangDarknesS 8 months ago
Ok this is what i dont get do they age ?? ..So in the past she has said she is 16 for live ..and she is like 600 or something but still looks 16 , i mean her dad looks older so they must age ...??? i dont get it , but i love her and her dad ..sooo funny xx
REDANGELMUNNS 8 months ago in playlist Heather the Vampire
I wanna be a convert!
Divdona777 9 months ago
Is this a play on being Jewish?
UKFbass 9 months ago 3
"she ate the fuck out of him!"
SamAndNathanShow 9 months ago
Does anyone else realize that this has insane amounts of sarcasm? lol
Fishcustard7 9 months ago
@Fishcustard7 I know it's like food for my distinct view of comedy, I love it!
Nlrvana99 8 months ago
@Fishcustard7 oh yeah and you can notice when they're being sarcastic and they try hard not to laugh.
Nlrvana99 8 months ago
What a dumbass.
honestdude 9 months ago
I would so go vampire for Heather.
mindstormmaster 9 months ago
I mean were here... we're queer.
I mean we're vampires. Get used to it.
(hah! I almost died of laughter.)
AndreaArtificial 9 months ago
she eat the fuck outta him hahahahah
lampawampa 9 months ago
And imagine if you were gonna be a doctor AND a vampire...wait can doctor even be vampires??
NeonFoxLetsPlays 9 months ago
'She ate him'
'Yeah. She-'
'She ate the fuck out of him.'
XDDDDD
TheMoonPower 9 months ago 2
"She at the fuck outta him" lol
HorrorShow131 9 months ago
wait book work? I though you just had to get bitten o.O
TwoCullensAndAJonas 9 months ago
How can I become a vampire
TheJojocutie57 9 months ago 3
I wanna convert.
PuddinsHarlequin 9 months ago
Omfg awesome
blackrogue6 10 months ago
I'M A VAMPIRE!! I just had a party!! :D Anyone wanna come to the next. Its on saturday
jennybo11 10 months ago
Can u make me a vampire?
leadeason 10 months ago
um dads in the sun....
Enjoleigh 10 months ago
looks like someone read vladimir tod and took it way to seriously
proximity101 10 months ago
I SAW YOU IN THAT COLGATE COMMERCIAL! You were all like "Wanna see a colgate mouth?" :D
KaylaCandy15 10 months ago
i wanna convert :P
UNfunny114 10 months ago
my not eglish
MoritzZientek 10 months ago
r u really a vampire cause my younger sister thinks your really a vampire when your not
drbarnett9 10 months ago
You look like cheryl Cole .. xxxx xD
kimber6478 10 months ago
Wait... wouldn't that have to mean you were born 16?? Please come up with something to fix this error that I cannot get past because I love this show.
roxanneMelfina 10 months ago
shes a vampiiiiiire! oh yeah look at those choppers
whiskybird911 11 months ago
How do you become a vampire? I would like to be one!
Frogtizzle 11 months ago
are you a really a vammpire?
samanthaworkman 11 months ago
lol, lmfao
magicmann666 11 months ago
To all who believe she is a vampire well shes not its called acting and making a living so i dont want to hear about "come to so and so and change me into a vampire" cuz THEY DO NOT EXIST
loverenee1000 11 months ago
@loverenee1000 no shit sherlock
TacticalCamel 10 months ago
easy peasy fucking sleazy
hegartayy 1 year ago
GOD she is so hot.
cbr0oks 1 year ago 108
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@cbr0oks i WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER!!!! I MEAN DAMMM
airforce01231991 9 months ago
@cbr0oks I hope she never stops her vlogs/i love vampires
somecoolkidsyouknow 6 months ago
Ummm... pretty sure she's on a Colgate commercial!
liltyketornado 1 year ago
convert .... ROFL
Xanimelover1 1 year ago
wen he said were queer i lughed sooooo fucking hard lol
tswizzle12341 1 year ago
Two best parts: 1.) "Easy peasy fuckin' sleazy"
2.) "We're here-"
"We're queer- I mean we're bad." XD
WorldsBiggestGleek3 1 year ago
i want to become a vampire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UltimateVideoGamer91 1 year ago
plz come 2 conneticut turn me in 2 a vampire i wnt 2 be a vampire soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad plzzzzzz :-)
dudepersun 1 year ago
@dudepersun shes not a reall vampire
tswizzle12341 1 year ago
Can you tell me how to convert? :D
XivAlzo 1 year ago
U r so lucky, I want to live forever, you should come to kansas and bite me :D
XivAlzo 1 year ago
Is Dracula your great great grandfather :O ! . That'd be Fucking awesome .
MyPancakez 1 year ago
God converting is soo long and it was HARD my vampiric god!
TehCraabz 1 year ago
do u become beautiful when u convert like in twilight? lol
TaylorsTVWorld 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure that more than a few of the people posting that they're "vampires, too".....actually believe it. You're actually not, and that's just really sad.
Nemesis7293 1 year ago
.. so why haven't you eaten Kelly, yet?
ShippoBink 1 year ago
"We're queer.. I mean we're vampires."
sunlandproductionz 1 year ago
I am a vampire also but sometimes I hate having to feed...
proflogo 1 year ago
dear heather: vampires are supposed to have hypnotic powers. i've seen you give that insane, evil, vampire's eye, but do you really have hypno powers and have you ever excercised them?
maconwriter 1 year ago
But the hamburger would just go bad...
EleanorEmpirical 1 year ago
i have been waiting for my vampire papers for 3 months now, i used to be a vampire but i denounced it after watching a few films ....now i've decide to be vampire again because there's some very influential vampires on linkedin which i need to network with
StuTheLurker 1 year ago
@StuTheLurker Please say you intended this to be funny.....otherwise, please say that you'll get therapy....and medication.
Nemesis7293 1 year ago
We're here, we're queer....
I mean we're vampires.
FreezeMyLife 1 year ago 133
vamps rule
lovelybabe10123 1 year ago
I'm a vampire too.
crazychica211 1 year ago
If vampiers didnt kill people i wouldnt mind at all what they did
growgirl123 1 year ago
Your a sexy vampire... Im not talking about you girl :D jk
iNatho 1 year ago
heather i am a vampire and a were wolf so rock on heather
Sgtknuckles101 1 year ago
easy peesy fuckin sleezy lmao
jklwq123 1 year ago
hahaha.."we're queer" and you did a second take!! ahh funny!
Kwirky123 1 year ago
'She ate fuck out of him" Lol o3o
Tursamizable 1 year ago
plz convert me to a vampire plz
thelildrew29 1 year ago
Oh my God. You makee me wanna bee a Vampire!
Likee im still not sure if u are faking or thiss is real.... but yeah. Your kinda convincing me! (:
Jessumka 1 year ago
Lmao where here we're queer I mean vampires I laughed so hard
JBfanforlife 1 year ago
I love the vampire birthday SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LadyGM720 1 year ago
She ate the fuck out of 'im. lol
LadyGM720 1 year ago
I find your vlogs to e intersting, my ex best friend converted two years ago. Sadly when she did things changed and we are no longer friends, but hey vampires are alright in my book so I look forward to see your newest vlog.
ShellWolf 1 year ago
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lmao u 2 made me laugh so bad ! i luv u guys ! good job n thankz for the laugh ! What made me laugh even more was reading that guys comment, who actually believes ! Hey buddy, check out my pic ! lol im a vampire too ! lol and i Dj in front of crowds and people are not scared of me ! lol they actually come to see a dancing vampire Dj lol !!! Props to the guy on this vid, and to you HEATHER ! xx
MichelBaillarge 1 year ago
lmao u 2 made me laugh so bad ! i luv u guys ! good job n thankz for the laugh ! What made me laugh even more was reading that guys comment, who actually believes ! Hey buddy, check out my pic ! lol im a vampire too ! lol and i Dj in front of crowds and people are not scared of me ! lol they actually come to see a dancing vampire Dj lol !!! Props to the guy on this vid, and to you HEATHER ! xx
MichelBaillarge 1 year ago
Dude!! im a vampire also!! it is hard work conveting. it sucks ass!!
Kaleblurple 1 year ago
Dear everyone. Vampires do not exist. Lulz. Have not believing they do and wasting your time. (:
xBAAAAAMx 1 year ago
@xBAAAAAMx die fudge face
MizzArtiztic 1 year ago
@xBAAAAAMx These videos are done for fun not for anyone to take seriously. Heather is an actress.
PinkPunkyKat 1 year ago
omg tell me how to convert or like make a video couse i waaaaant to be a vampire and i would love to pove to my mom that there is more to life then eople and witches
rlfew 1 year ago
You're so hot
GTheEnemy 1 year ago
wait heather -_- i thought drinking a vampires blood also turns them into a vampire (human thought) and also have you heard of a book called the house of night series its a great vampire book ^.^ but vladimir tod isnt very much real -_-
random5X 1 year ago
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Tell me why I saw Heather the vampire on a Colgate commercial last night.
piinkKNICKERS 1 year ago
make me a vampire so we can fuck for eternity
MetaWarrior2000 1 year ago 2
@MetaWarrior2000 wow
blackveilbrides723 1 year ago
@blackveilbrides723 wow what?
MetaWarrior2000 1 year ago
Haha "She Ate The Fuck Out Of Him" lmfao Priceless !
iluNKOTB 1 year ago
r u and yr dad italian vampires becas yr dad sure sounds ( and looks ) itailian?????????
sa5mly911 1 year ago
i loVE YOU!!!!!!! i want to grow old with you!!!! I WANT TO HAVE LIL VAMPIRE KIDS WITH YOU LOL keep up the good work im loving every secound of it :)))
ifightilove31 1 year ago
i think i watched all of them D= I LUV HER VIDEO'S
lilly496 1 year ago
whers your mom and your brother we never see them
eloshow10 1 year ago
Why dont you eat kelly
misslpslover1233 1 year ago
@misslpslover1233 Because kelly's fucking rad.
FuckYeahItsSuchal 1 year ago
make me a vampire plz plz plz
pup77789 1 year ago
r u realy a vampire
xxepziikaaxx 1 year ago
aw!! i wanna be a werewolf! how long does that conversion take? or can you be converted into a werewolf?
dsgirlhypergamer 1 year ago
heather, your not really a vampire, you cant be
SuperNerd109 1 year ago
Did I mention that Heather is the sexiest vampire I've ever seen?
TipsyFeline 1 year ago
We're here, we're queer. LOL'D MY ASS OFF.
Evanescence140 1 year ago
Its hard to find a card though. lmao fav line ever.
MikhailsNumber1 1 year ago
U know heather, u r actually rly pretty, so not in the mean way but u cld fit in with the beauty of the "cullens"!
girlgonewhite 1 year ago
i dont care who i kill i just want 2 be a vamp and who's 2 say they rn't real we just dont no enough about them ugh wish i could be 1
mnmcandym 1 year ago
ha ha in the backround on the tv its the gems that heather's dad keeps buying!
tomboy3101 1 year ago
If yuh were born a vampire, how are yuh eternally 16? in other words if yuh were born a vampire, how did your age get stuck at 16?
AmericanGirlDoll2498 1 year ago
Dear Heather,
ok so how can I be a vampire?
because i would so wanna be a vampire (:
and how do u convert?
what is converting?
and can you turn me into a vampire if you ever met me?
because i would love to be a vampire so i could suck blood (:
i love the taste of blood (: can u please turn me into a vampire?!?!
please. message me tellin me please.... -Beverly in North Carolina
EmoBiBaby 1 year ago
LMAO "easy-peasy-fing-sleasy" 0:35 xD
DeathNoteShippuden22 1 year ago
LMAO!!! she ate the fuck outta him!!!! My favorite Lineeee XDDD
Isaacfantastic 1 year ago
Dear heather, I was converted to a vampire when i was younger but i never did like bookwork or other things of the such but yet i do have the necesity to drink blood so i am wondering if it is required for the whole bookwork thing?
hammyisawsome 1 year ago
WTFFF!!!CONFUSED!!!
SIMPLYADIVA1 1 year ago
haha is your dad italian
rodrigoempistp 1 year ago
do u bite people and like turn them into vampires or like thats bullshit?
TeenZita 1 year ago
hahahahahaha "i mean, were here. were queer- i mean were vampires. get used to ." i was laughing so hard!
princessofdeath119 1 year ago
how are you sixteen if you dont age were you born sixteen?
MrMattintosh 1 year ago
@MrMattintosh giving birth to a sixteen year old. damn that's gotta hurt
LimeGreenRozez 1 year ago
what your not the same in other videos she was like a bitch AND EVERYONE LOVED IT
zerylm 1 year ago
hey i was wandering if you can turn me into a vampire
Ryanberry11 1 year ago
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robertvmathews 1 year ago
no easy, peasy, fucking, sleasy....is the best line in the video..lol
highwaterskinnyjeans 1 year ago
lmaoo megan perry owns x3
kingskinght5 1 year ago
how to convert from a human 2 a vampire
true2020 1 year ago
well since im a vampire and im planning on marring my bf someday, i dont think ill eat him, hes not a human hes a guy who turns into a rat. wat ever well see wat happens
butters1800 1 year ago
OM NOM NOM!
TheElectricDreamer93 1 year ago
Can you make my dick a vampire?
zslam 1 year ago
plz tell me how to convert i want 2 be a vampire so bad its not even funny so plz type back soon.cant u just get bit!!!!!!!plz put on vlog.love u
littleDJ0221 1 year ago 34
@littleDJ0221 he a of bull shit
puppielover9 1 year ago
@littleDJ0221 uhmm you need to really calm down..
because vampires are not real. obviously this is just a joke. >> so callllmmmm doooowwwn!!!!!!
firedemoN9 1 year ago
@littleDJ0221
Yeah, um... vampires don't exist. You will never convert.
BabyGlory 1 year ago
@littleDJ0221 Dude, vamps aren't even real. BUT, they are hot... XD
RayBay516 1 year ago
@littleDJ0221 dude she aint a real vamp
drafman1 1 year ago
@littleDJ0221 do u really think shes a real vampire? lol WOW
tswizzle12341 1 year ago
This is the most random thing that has ever shown up in my "recommended for you" box.
redjr1991 1 year ago
Your dad is simply awesome.
VargKDM 1 year ago 2
'she ate the fuck outtta him' hahahahaha :]
thebombdotcom29 1 year ago
@thebombdotcom29 i know, i cracked up at that part.
Mariezzz1 1 year ago
I dint get how you become a vampire, so what did you mean..... As bookwork?
hijack550 1 year ago
@hijack550 I'm guessing you'd have to study and do research and probably get tested and then bite someone.
VampBanshee 1 year ago
I have a very important question.....if you were a vampire since birth, how are you 16?!?!? Like don't vampire never age a day or somethin??
Q.E.D FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
NumaNumaYeahBitch54 1 year ago
What about Jewish Vampires? LOL
forcedRcon 1 year ago
You need to make a vlog video were you have a werewolf come over. and you get angry at him and fight or something lol
inuyashasoniclover 1 year ago
Convert me
MaximumRideFan2010 1 year ago
What are the books I need to get?
patent98310 1 year ago
I bit my friends neck and now she has scars
bestadviceever 1 year ago
what is the best thing about being a vampire?
xxXscarletXxx1 1 year ago
r u a real vampire
Tinysuperguy 1 year ago
i would give anything to convert...
GerryisAzlan 1 year ago 13
@GerryisAzlan same!!!!!!!!!
littleDJ0221 1 year ago
@GerryisAzlan even your....SOUL?mwhahahahahhaha!
MHemmes3270 1 year ago
Can you make me a vampire
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rian5150 1 year ago 3
My frien made this
lautnerlover100 1 year ago
My friend made this account
lautnerlover100 1 year ago
This is like a French person marrying a Goat, it won't work.
jackattack501st 1 year ago
tell that to my neighbor
DopeIndustries 1 year ago
lol
jackattack501st 1 year ago
I am a vampire it's not thr hard to change to one
lautnerlover100 1 year ago
how can you be a vamp if your username praises the guy who plays a werewolf?
NorthernDownpour77 1 year ago
yeh it is!
Annalizzatoo 1 year ago