How Not to Get Mugged

[MrCarcallas]

that guy looks like mr bean

[metznimbo29]

step one: learn a martial art

step two: beat the shit out of the mugger

did you know: orange juice is orange

[MizzBumper91]

these vids are so fake and ridiculous

[losatta123]

How Not To Get Mugged

You will need: A leg attached to a foot

Step 1: Kick them in the balls

Did you know? Boats can float.

[Jostra123]

Grown up Joey Wheeler.

[Shorigun]

I yelled "Benny where you at?!" some guy came up to me and said his name was Benny, what you want.

[onekill122]

pickpocketing is safer and is harder to catch so im set (but it takes forever to master, thumbs up if you know how to pickpocket too).

[MrQwertymon]

@onekill122 how bout i give you a fist to the face, for being a piece of shit

[RadVideos3000]

Ironic how the guy dictating "How Not to Get Mugged" sounds like he would mug you...

[wastedmoney15]

How not to get mugged

1. PULL OUT A FUCKING BARRET M82 50CAL. OUTTA YO POCKET!

2.

[megashadowwii]

@wastedmoney15 will a .357 Magnum work

[XXiNeedANameXX]

Step #1 - Have a Mexican Accent

Step #2 - Yell 'Ese' every 5 minutes

Done! You should be able to scare away any white guy trying to mug you! Did you know the word 'Grape' has the word 'Grape' in it?!

[wastedmoney15]

@XXiNeedANameXX Did you know that the word Grape has the word Rape in it?

[NBBROCKS90909]

How To NOT Get Mugged:

Dress Like Meg Because if You Dress Like Lois You will be Raped too

[russian3783]

how not to get mugged, you will need: a gun

step one when a mugger tries to take your wallet take out your gun and take his wallet

[wellgabriel2]

How not to get mugged.

Step 1: Pull out your ak-47

Step 2: Mug the person mugging you.

[TurquioseVampire]

BENNY WHERE U AT!!

[pretendingToBe]

they should make a video about how to stop watching these videos. MUST.CLICK.ANOTHER.ONE. O_O

[TheAt0M100]

Or if can't get mad try to imagine your bitch brok your xbox.

[TheIcefreeze]

I listened to this with no noise

I'm guessing there saying

1:Pretend your Gay

2:Put your wallet in your zipper on your pants (good idea :D)

3.puff out your chest

4:use the sidewalk as your waste basket

5.pretend to be mentally retarded

6.Stand still and make weird faces

7.walk in slow motion

[charlesmonsoon]

How not to get mugged

You will need: A gun

Step 1: You have a gun who the fuck cares?

[BladeOfForsaken]

step 1: be homeless

[dukehollywood]

BENNY! WHERE YOU AT!?

[SomeGuyWithAFace9]

How to not get mugged:

Step 1: Stay out of the Ghetto

Did you know people get mugged in the ghetto?

[asdfdfggfd]

step one be gordan freeman!

[SvenskaVikingen]

How not to get mugged: step one have a dog with you

[thepiccolonarwhal]

this is exsactly the reson i carry a swiis army knife ith me

[thebullet313]

how about: 1. Don't go down Dark alley's (given)  2. Don't walk around bad neighborhood's (if you can help it) 3. Walk with two or more people (strength in numbers) 4. Don't walk alone (if you can help it) 5. Call a cab (if you have enough money)

[kcra123]

what happens when muggers see this

[Misticaster123]

i have a way,first kick the mugger's balls.second if he gets mad shoot his balls and then his head

[ZeeNavi]

" Periodicity yell "Benny! Where you at?!" "

lolwut

[McXalos]

How to beat a mugger.

1.Point finger guns at mugger.

2.NO UR GETTING MUGGED

3.I really dont know.

4.PDROFIT I THINK IT WORKS IN ASDFMOVIE

[geekforlifevandc]

dont go into a black guys neighborhood ahhahahhahah jk

[CarmenRocks]

How not to get mugged:

Step 1. Don't get hit by a mug.

Did you know that you can drink from mugs?

[3spanishfreaks]

the mugger watched this and i still got mugged

[TheRealBarnez]

Step 2 is useless... the guy just stole my leg instead D:

[mycrazycatXD]

He is from new jorsery

[fireman456ify]

STEP 1

STAY OUT OF THE CITY

[TheSimplysteve]

i tried to skeet on my white t-shirt to get it stained.

[Nopwn4u]

BENNY, Y U NO AT? T_T

Benny: \_/o_o\_/

[gantzlord]

buh-buh-buh-buh bennie and the jetssss

[JinKazama92]

Step 1: GET A FUCKING CAR

[belieberfan8902]

he looks like Gibson from A.N.T Farm

[ryanjoel11]

@belieberfan8902 hell ya lmao 

[movie7killer]

step1: be black

did you know benny is a name

[geminifille]

Step 2 : Work out.

[theRangersxAllday]

POLO .

[EcoDimension]

i wonder if the number one crime in the Vatican has got something to do with little children

[gunitakon]

why is the guy speaking like Robert Di Niro

[GPWfiles]

Step 1: look like a hobo

[MrKungfucarrot123]

Being from Britain I'd probably be more likely to be mugged talking like an Italian American down the high street.

[ThatBlackSheepy]

sorry no clothes. i run around nude

[egarcia513]

i tryed the money in the sock :) i lost ten dollars at walmart o_0

[Bailboy101]

@egarcia513 it goes to show u how howcast sure knows HOW to do their stuff.......

[TheTownmate]

How Not to Get Mugged.

Step1:Be Friends With Chuck Norris.

Done!

[OZILisSuperFly]

oh hes muggin you off jay

[gks210199]

0:43 hairy leg

[DuckmanProductions1]

Step 1: Be Batman.

[TheWarBullet]

is this al picino?

[igor960000]

how not to get mugged:

step 1:buy a mug

step 2:mug someone else

[5ddyugi]

BENNY WHERE YO AT?

BENNY: I'M OVAH ERE' WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

ME: OH FUUUUUU "GETS MUGGED"

[MrCubeGuy]

The first video of over 8,000...

[deathlyreaper996]

1:04 a turrist? What the hell is a turrist? I thought they were TOUR-ists.

[notpointed]

I always imagine that this is the mob boss from Batman Begins talking

[CharmyCharms101]

The voice sounds familiar.....

[RipJaw64]

Dang it, I was going down the street naked!

[PureForloko]

Guy: Aye yo Benny where u at?

Benny: Watchu want!?

-gets mugged, and jump-

[StarfishesRawesome]

This guy doesnt have any common sense, why the hell would you show off a 75-350$ electronic device, much less actually listen to it and not be able to hear around you :i

[GPWfiles]

Step 1: Kill all the muggers

[SangtotheDy]

vatican city? that's just ironic

[bonfire302]

When I said "Hey, Benny, where you at!" a man named Benny robbed me of my possessions.

[PivotDude112]

How not to get mugged

Step 1:Get a dog and a gun

[jackboothexplodes]

Thanks Howcast!

[MuminF4n]

excellent. i better save my ripped fake leather jacket and make sure i don't gain any weight. my dad keeps tellin me i'll get mugged on my future pilgrimage, but turns out the jacket my mom doesn't want me to wear is gonna save me a little trouble there. great.

[ExcDProductions]

Step 1. Dont wear a pink shirt

Step 2. Dont look like a nancy boy.

[ilovemiddleschoolyah]

what if we dont know benny if we yell his name he might get mad and hurt us or shoot us.........

[ilovemiddleschoolyah]

why did the jacket lift when he dropped it............ wtf

[thegenuisiswrong]

@ilovemiddleschoolyah wind..... *facepalm*

[5500stef]

Wtf! Right after he dropped the jacket it lifted into the air! :o

[iliketocommentlots]

I thought this was how TO

get mugged......

[blackboyssj101]

what if a mugger was watching this?

[Tashiihatesyou]

i watched this instead of how to beg for money sucessfully

[cod4Rlp]

Don't live in a getto

[steelers641539]

i saw the jacket lift when he dropped it wtf

[MTG4tehLOLzz]

i never have my wallet in my back pocket anyways

[jipmip2332]

this video just made me wanna mug this guy

[99killalot]

i dont wana look like a scruff

[luckystar123451]

guy- "Benny! where you at?"

Benny-" what the hell do you want!?" kills guy fuck howcast

[bosanaczauvjek]

How not to get mugged ?

Step1 : GET A GUN 

[lucase62]

@bosanaczauvjek I was JUST GOING TO SAY THIS!!!! THANK YOU!!

[themabdaguy]

@bosanaczauvjek i would grab the gun

[bosanaczauvjek]

@themabdaguy its electrified and it only doesnt shook me

[MuminF4n]

@bosanaczauvjek yeah, you won't get mugged, but chances are you'll get arrested, depending on where you are

[bosanaczauvjek]

@MuminF4n lols u cant shoot the cop ?

[MuminF4n]

@bosanaczauvjek makes sense

[darkus1234561]

@bosanaczauvjek read my mind

Darkus younger bro

[notpointed]

@bosanaczauvjek I live in Germany, I can't

then again I don't have to worry much about getting mugged either

[ltkipras]

@bosanaczauvjek if your gun was used against you move on to step 2

[Rasmus0909]

@bosanaczauvjek I suppose you're American, eh?

[MstrGamr23]

@Rasmus0909 i suppose you're Canadian, right?

[Rasmus0909]

@MstrGamr23 No, I'm European. Danish.

[thebullet313]

@bosanaczauvjek and show it to the bad guy... (they won't know you have one until you show it!)

[apolloyndie]

if youre in my turf and you stare angrly at me, i gana poke your eyes with fork! did you get that benny?!

[ACrystalTurtle1]

angry glare... OW GAWD

[ToughLoves]

its funny dis white guy is thinking bout mugging a black person

[ToughLoves]

DENNY WEARS U @

[ackbarfan13]

Did that 'cheap' jacket move??? At about 0:58 you should see it.

[cupcakegretchengirl]

@ackbarfan13 It was just the wind.:)

[usafpilot29]

Your Glock will be useless if your thieves are armed with shotguns and even a rifle.

[yoyoyokiller]

Carry a Gun...

[skimcy1]

I YELLED BENNY WHERE YOU AT. then i got mugged by someone called benny

[SapphireStar3389]

Hey Benny! Where you at? lmao

[kosmosleha]

a white t-shirt with stains - literally, the BEST!

[Brianzeke007]

So basically your suggesting i should wear dirty clothes everywhere i go so i dont get mugged? dumbest thing ive ever heard.....

[KickinSakura]

What if i'm a mugger?

[smashandcrashbros]

or be italyan like this guy

[Sk8rBoi4x4]

Funny cuz the narrator itself sounds like a mugger.

[TheMaccyB]

Or if someone trys to rob you, fight them simple as

[allieplaysmusic]

carry a fake wallet

[BelalsbRBLX]

Step 1 Bring a pocket knife

Step 2 Throw it randomly and hope it hits the mugger.

Step 3 if it hits you piss violently on the mugger while screaming like a little girl.

Step 4 If a cop see's you say you were practicing you're butcher job.

done.

[BensWays]

step 1 call chuck norris done

[LaoSoftware]

@BensWays  The guy is wearing a hot pink shirt. It's no wonder he got mugged. LOL.

[im52xmax]

not useful at all, but damn this was funny

[lavacamoo32]

Step 1: Take out a machine gun and say "Say hello to my little friend!" >:)

[xan908]

step 1 bend over

step2 there is none

[MrCubeCraft]

YOU GETTIN MUGGED KID!

no, your getting mugged :D

AH HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK

[pto500]

@MrCubeCraft dang u i was gonna post dat comment

[kentille]

i dont think yelling Hey Benny were you at works for most white guys

[12321rs]

you need: ak-47 w/ folding stock

a fake real sounding Italian accent

step 1: carry your ak around

step 2: if anyone approaches you yell " say hello to ma little freind!"

Step 3: as they run away, keep going to your desired location

[TheWWEGreat]

You will need:

Feet

Pepper Spray

Step 1: Kick him in the balls as hard as you can

Step 2: Spray him in the face with the pepper spray

Step 3: Run like hell

[SuperMadeline3]

Step 1:Wear police stuff

Step 2:Have fun

Did you know xmas is in December

[qazxswedcvfrtgb207]

step 1 : drive

if not avalible take a fucking taxi

[videomakingstudio]

Step 1: Bite him

Step 2: Tackle him

Step 3: DONE

[anime3moncherrat]

OMG.... this guy MUST be on jersey shore

[cloetv12345]

step one : learn self defense

step two: kick there ass if they try to mugg you

step three: walk away and go on aobut your day

your welcome

[1chasegamer]

YOU GETTING MUGGED KID

No your getting mugged!

AWWWW HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

[deamonlords]

@1chasegamer asdfmovie right? :D

[1chasegamer]

@deamonlords Ya

[greenorange75]

@1chasegamer Haha. Asdf movie.

[trinisprear]

How to not get mugged (sorry only works with kids)

Step 1: When they say "you are getting mugged" say "no you are getting mugged"

step 2: Make sure they say "how the hell does that work"

Problem solved

[SweetRose1900]

Why is the narrator a member of the Italian Mafia?

[CobrakingTV]

This is Howcasts first video FYI

[EpicLink0]

lol that guy's voice is funny

[RNClarke76]

hahaha Howcast is on the borderline of funny and informational

[TheCandyFromHell]

Don't got any Pockets : /

[DizzyDior12]

HAHAHAHA, "Benny! Where you at??" I don't even live in a large city but I'm going to do that wherever I go now.

[tozza900]

I'm a hockey player so I carry around my hockey stick... problem solved.

[5mykolatherussian]

thumbs up if you are a mugger whatching this

[MrBoxman29]

BEST HOWCAST NARRATOR EVAH and note to self carry an empty wallet with only my i.d

[EyeLikeElectro]

STEP 1: FUCKING CALL CHUCK NORRIS. OR KRATOS.

[bluelava110]

How not to get mugged. Don't be mugged

[delleoo1]

he sounds like evels

[auttomstar481]

how to not get mugged

you will need: your fists a good yell and power!

step 1 dress like a crazy person and act like one

step 2 when someone gets close to you throw a tantrum

step 3 they will run away in fear

step 4 congrats you are now batshit crazy

[AfterTimeTeaBlade]

Just get a pocket knife and cut someone's groin if the get 2 inches near you.

[blakpotskateboards]

oh crap! i put my socks in the washing machine!

[littlejonnyman1]

lol is it just me or at 1:47 is the guy wearing oakleys??

[MalfunctionzDubstep]

Step 1: Buy a gun

Done.

[gamergeek2008]

Howcast has horrible grammer. You plugged it in, IT WAS BROKE. what did it lose money?

[LitedPixel]

how to not get mugged

step 1: dont get mugged

[lordawsome213]

press 5 rapidly and look at them

[TheXjustinBX]

That so called "mugger" looked like pussy

[runehq521]

thumbs up if u still got mugged ._.

[XTurtles9788x]

EY BENNY

WHERE U AT

[XTurtles9788x]

you will need:

a mafia voice

[flamingflame7]

OMG THIS IS THE FIRST VID ON YOUTUBE

[justchokinatu]

@flamingflame7 what?

[killer65a]

step 1 bring a gun

I yelled, "Benny, where you at?!" and these 3 Mexicans came out of the alley and said, "T