IM SAVING YOU FROM YOUR SINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tallest3rdgraderever]

ok please stop yelling at people who dont believe in god i believe in god and dont read the bible how do you know there is a rapture though YOU CAN'T TELL THE FUTURE

[MrBritishspitfireco]

In the Bible,God says respect your Father and Mother

Yet Jesus came to earth to go against it.

Also,How meant penguins survive in the middle east?

How meant they live/eat?

How meant predators and prey live in the same place?

How meant marine life live because of fresh water mixing with salt water?

[LockeySm]

i saw one the other week

[trojanthedog]

Trouble - any priest with his dick in a boy

Need- any cyclone in central America

Which page was that?

[cyanideisabitterpill]

Is that Aussie humour? How quaint :-)

[Rachelvegaxoxo]

LMAO,i believein god but.. may i say when did you start believeing god and jesus and ever thing, oohh yeah and BTW YOU DUMBASS YOUR bible is really big and do you know that the first bible that ever was ever made was thin as the years when by ppl added to the fucking bible so that bible ur holding in ur hand is all fucking bull shit, im not even lieing my dad use to own the second bible EVER made, but my dad gave it to my dadss dad n when he died we never seen it again,o yeah btw ur fukin dumb

[Sanimangas]

@Rachelvegaxoxo

"that bible ur holding in ur hand is all fucking bull shit"

*HiFive* Dude!!

[TheCrimsonification]

@Rachelvegaxoxo If you really believe your dad owned the 2nd bible EVER, you're stupider than a ham sammich hold the fucking mayo. Go outside and play while the grown-ups laugh at you. BTW, all of Greg's videos are satire, spoof, JOKES! If you can't take a joke at least take some cyanide.

[JackKirbyisYourMum]

HAHAHAAHAHAH your a fucking legend

[74gore]

thousands of deaths and sufferings is a great example of christians suffering

if the bible will turn me into someone like u. i just lit one on fire

[StephensonBen]

You don't love laugh or the other thing anyway

[AnunnakiPriesthood]

I AM THE TRUE PROFIT!

[ajlapiana]

Get for the air psycho

[FANNYLEROUX]

"Bye, and bye from god and jesus" ROFL! Thats funny!

[Stewiethebig]

I saw a christian begging for my money last week

[Timslist]

It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God. Heb 10:31

REPENT !!!

[Timslist]

What you are saying is not true .I lost job and we go true the same problems like everyone else but God gives us peace ,hope and joy .Our hope is beyond this life

I can imagine to live without Christ . Do not be fooled one day you will bow before this King of Kings .He is my Life, , Deliverer , Saviour,Comforter , my Everything . Christ is the only one that can save you man,turn to Him when is still time !!!

And the peace that overpasses all understanding be yours.

[marvesmarves]

I'm one of his disciples

[restinghope]

I have seen alot of Christians "in trouble" and the Bible doesn't allow you to do whatever you want...alot of things people like to do gets them sent to hell according to the bible. Maybe you should really sit down and read it.

[SuperFantasticFox]

Sometimes I throw up.

[lgalicki]

"And bye from god and jesus!" LoL!

[Marusol637]

Das Bibel ist scheißen

[DiverforPort]

@Marusol637 LOL, well some people enjoy reading it, I find it boring though.

[Marusol637]

@DiverforPort I find it comical actually lol

[DiverforPort]

@Marusol637 LOL really the Bible is funny? I must have read it wrong!

[Marusol637]

@DiverforPort Yep, God gave us free will and yet kills us for using it.

[YourDarkAccomplice]

My butt itches.....

... can your god scratch it for me?

[111E982a]

I LOVE YOU JESUS, LET ME PRAY TO YOU AND EAT YOUR FLESH! LOLS

[BiGBonthaBEAT]

To everyone who doesn't know already:::

He is making fun of Christians...Some people on here think this is real

[hanyuo]

PREACH ON BROTHER! PREACH ON!

[themooddisorders]

do you 1GOD1JESUS need some music?

[geneil26]

another mentally challenged person in the internet

[lordcapucino]

he remembers me the samuel l jackson acting in pump fiction i dont know why hahahhahahaa

[xxDISEMBOWLMENTxx]

YEah you are a FUCKING PERSON TO LAUGH AT YOU TWAT!

[DiverforPort]

@xxDISEMBOWLMENTxx Who are you calling a twat?

[GBBWCETDF]

So you say Christians never feel pain?What about the starving children?Don't THEY feel pain?Clearly, you're ether someone that is sexist and ignorant and only lives off of stereo types made by Christians, or, you don't listen to life's problems that just about everyone in the world knows of. If God hates you, you'll go to heaven, according to the Bible(being that his love sends you to hell).You truly are a living example of the violent Christians that kill just because they think it benefits.

[BigBaggaBlues]

you look like you've got shit loads of love in your heart ya big fuck up

genuinely scary video, if kids were to watch this they honestly might cry

[DiverforPort]

@BigBaggaBlues LOL really???!!!!

[aNdYmAtTeR]

Priceless, again!

I love the end, but you have to have the build up of all of it to appriciate the ending, so no cut to the chase, kids! :)

[ben6495]

evolution bitch

[crazyhunter69able]

you are so funny man. lol

[JesusHearsMe]

You are not the real Jesus. I know, because I am. Thanks!

-Jesus

jesus Hears Me dot com

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

el oh el dude this is hilarious.... but you are WAY too serious, tone it down or the satire doesnt work

[n00bP4WnZ0r1233]

im a christian and your just an asshole if you dont like christianity then so be it you don't have to spend your life mocking it how bout you go outside today :D

[coolliger]

You are ... ugly

[ezo0o0o]

Does this influence bible in you?

[phillozoph50]

All confused people-read Christopher Hitchens' book God is not great(religion poisons everything) and Sam Harris-End of faith.And Lewis Black-Me of little faith is

amazing and funny as well.

[DiverforPort]

@phillozoph50 Christopher Hitchens is a very smart man, amusing too.

[sphinxcity]

Ok Ok Ok....I'll sell myself to your 2000 year old ghost! Just dont kill me! Hmmm, as long as I have the bible I get to do ANYTHING I want??? Well Im sold! (throwing away my Mentos, those didnt work anymore)

[PITCHSHIFTER666]

are you the technoviking?

[Etyde]

What's with the agro-preaching?

[almosthuman101]

Being a Christian does not mean life is any easier. In fact a lot of times its harder. But having the Spirit of GOD in you, helps you through the tough times. We DON'T commit suicide when things get a little bit tough, like you would do. But then again mate, do us all a favor and BLOW your own brains out!! The world would be much better off without you!!

[DiverforPort]

Blimey I hope you are joking, cause if you are a Christian telling someone to blow their brains out is not very Christian. A Christian is just as likely to commit murder, look at all those religious wacko's who kidnap little girls and molest them.

[TheAtomicist42]

Well, let's hope your beliefs ARE true. In that case I want to see you justify that remark to Jesus.

[blaziermissy]

intensely Christian

[Doversreturn]

i think he would be great in a sitcom.

[PCgameKILLER]

he is sooo freaking funny LOL i dont know if he is crazy or PSYCHOPATH but he is sooo funny LOL

[CrystalFarm]

Ohhh he is joking XD

[CrystalFarm]

Yes. You are some sort of crazy guy. O.o

[Hall1263]

STOP BEING SO FUCKING STUUUPID!!! LOL

[DiverforPort]

When I am bored I always come and watch these video's.

[MissingStrings]

I would thank you if I was a christian =]

But I'm an atheist ^_^

[fjbahn]

he's an atheist too. hah

[DoubleIntruder]

You are bat-shit crazy!

This is parody right?

Right..?

[CrystalFarm]

Yeah, it is. Look at his profile ^^

[KochanyDziabong]

@DoubleIntruder

Right

[NonStampCollector]

The ending!!!

[thomasdonaldmckay]

U ARE A JOKE and cristanity is not the only religion ass hole

[Flotgus]

You must be an athiest OR a fuking muslim.

STFU

[CestTamora]

this guy is doing parody videos. He's not actually serious. Check his profile.

[Melexion]

If I met a preacher who spoke like this I'd probably consider attending. XD

[Aeonec]

you look raged more than loved.

[b0zIc]

Get some help, it will do ya some good~

[ProReligion]

hes a comedian

[XeroAlpha01]

when was........the last time you saw a therapist.......if you can do anything with the bible.....maybe you should hop on your book o' magicalness and take your dingo fuckin ass off to see Dr. Phil?

[2020bane]

Roflmao

[parfunaparfuna]

dear imawalshie

you are crazy. you are a shitty sinner .read the bible and listen to 1GOD1JESUS . 1GOD1JESUS isnt making these videos to be humorous and he isnt creating a terrible image of Christians.

[imawalshie]

Dear "1GOD1JESUS,"

I am not sure if you're making these videos to be humorous or maybe to mock some of the radicals out there who do not represent the real love of Jesus. Nonetheless, you're creating a terrible image of Christians.

I hope none of you viewers are taking anything he is saying to heart. We are not to condemn people to hell, that is not our job. We as Christians are to love one another as Jesus loves us. Through the expression of love, Christians show Jesus is alive!

[aldraw]

Um look under his profile.....it says COMEDIAN

Simple research my gentile friend

[dveeant]

you need to cut down on the caffeine mate.

[Lolcreation]

You're a false prophet! Only Jesus can save us from our sins!

Repent!

[1GOD1JESUS]

i am the real prophet now, jesus was the fake one, you can see me, but have you ever seen jesus? NO!

on your knees sinner and start begging to me like a bitch or you are FUCKED!

[guitarmaestro078]

Psh... whatever dude... you are not a prophet at all. I am the REAL prophet. You are going to hell you hyena!!!

[1GOD1JESUS]

mate, this is my channel, therefore i an the prophet here, go be a prophet on your own channel!

[Gaelheretic4]

@1GOD1JESUS I think you should sign up and go to Afghanistan, Muslims will love you there.

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@guitarmaestro078 - Wow, you condemned someone to an imaginary place called "Hell"? Incredible. Delusional people are incredible.

[jadencore]

@1GOD1JESUS How may I send you my hard earned income, oh Lord?

[JezuzofDoomlolxxx]

fucking lmao, i believe he was being sarcastic especially because of the end. he was acting all angry but at the end he was wishing peace, a parody of how religion damns people to hell, george carlin once said something along the lines of god will send you to hell where you will spend eternity burning, but he loves you!! :D

if this guy isnt parodying religion then dammn xD

[1GOD1JESUS]

i am the real jesus of nazareth, give me 10% of your earnings!

[Cassius720]

@1GOD1JESUS Go such Jesus's dick. I believe there are plenty of Jesus's in Mexico.

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@JezuzofDoomlolxxx - You know what's sad? When you can't even tell the difference between satire and Christianity. Amazing.

[wafflethug]

Jesus Christ has truly brought the love into your heart. God bless you my brother.

lol at 2:40

[b1adefury]

you need a shrink

[Cletus575]

Hahaha. You've gotta be kidding. Or you're just insane XD

[YukoValis]

Ah it is fake ok :) I like it now lol. I didn't know if you were a crazy bible thumper or a crazy actor. I'm glad it's the latter. Nice job.

[YukoValis]

dude I REALLY hope this is fake, because if it's not you need HELP. Like more help then your invisible fake god could provide. Oh btw look at the back of your bible-made-up-by-man, and you'll find the "Made in china" stamp. your saving me from my sins? well your the one that's calling me a sinner, and that won't net you anything.

[thehollandone]

LOL

love

you sounds very hate full for some one talks about love

[shunyotube]

If I'd only had a pastor like him I'd never have left Christianity.

[Jagborilund]

this guy is crazy

[jensbjoern]

And funny I might add

[mykalbuskirk]

wtf this is so stupid its funny is this dude for real??

[leblancjb]

omg thank you!! i'm crying laughing right now.

[GormTheElder]

is this for real?

[stengevarsel]

The last time I saw a christian in trouble was when I saw it banging a frying pan to its head for having sex with me. It had sinned, it said.

[DiverforPort]

LMAO!!! Try not to get so worked up you might have a heart attack. I could just feel your blood pressure going up!

[JTiMo666]

ALL HAIL HITLER AND SATAN!!!

[bleemskip]

the last time i saw a christian in trouble was when i was last putting the boot in.

[johnknight999]

ROTFLMAO * * * * *

[clairemarie69]

last time i saw a christian in trouble was when he was being dragged out of church after molesting children......

[J1NGL3Z]

the last time i saw a black person with dirty shoes (thats the last thing a black person will let go) lmao and hows reading a damn book gonna save my soul? that sounds like sumthin id say in english class lmao

[ro0o0fl]

don't trust that nigger!

[camelsareawsm]

No thanks id rather go to hell than have a dick shoved up my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[amenah1988]

i think your cute :D

[officialjohnblunt]

Two words Guy Sebastion. He is a Christian,,,sadly God loves Shannon Noll more.

[JCMac777]

I thought this was going to be some fundamentalist Christian ranting about hellfire and brimstone and then right there at the beginning of this vid suddenly I knew this was going to be parody. And so it was, and it is damn funny. Good job.

[hakunamalaka]

YOUR AWESOME!oh and reeeeally FUNNY!!!

[kendoone]

Wow, great parody. I thought you were for real because those people exist. Kudos!

[ryyaannn]

we're all in trouble right now in this economy, but hey, lets segregate and divide ourselves, that will help." Wishing" or "praying", call it what you want, won't do shit. Believe whatever the hell you want, keep it to yourself. Your God, you go to hell. But you def seem like a happy carefree, loving person with you book there.

[Qwarr]

Dude u r the most retarded person in the world, religion has brought more pain and suffering in this world than people that could care less. Also YELLING IS NOT GOING TO SAVE US!!! & why would you believe in some that says "you must believe in me or die", also people that don't have religion in there life are 10x more happy because all the bible is pretty much saying is your incomplete. & why should you tell us what to do in Christianity your not suppose to judge people and tell them what to do

[1GOD1JESUS]

Read my profile then ask yourself who the retarded one is.

[Qwarr]

Yaaaa sorry about that....wasn't really paying attention to stuff like going to people profiles my bad...but what i said is pretty much true for religion.

[davhav]

You are so funny - I know this because god and jesus told me!!!!!!

[CropDuster33]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA you are too good!!!... i still cant take you seriously... what about all those christians that are homless on the streets of america

[1GOD1JESUS]

its all thanks to Jesus.... praise the lord!... and give him 10% of your pay cheque too

[jms4tno]

i think this guy was molested by a priest or something or why else would he be so obsessed with tearing down christianity

[1GOD1JESUS]

ha ha ha, because its fun! :D

[kendoone]

jms, most were molested by a priest if they were molested. You know, god's hand at your crotch.

[cbremer83]

How did he proove it? His word alone is the proof? Give me just on tangible bit of evidence. That's all I ask. One thing that actually says he is true and that there is a god. No cop out and the bible is not your evidence. It was writen by men. Not a spirit.

[1GOD1JESUS]

your opinion is wrong

[infiniteusername]

I saved at a checkpoint earlier, So I can just reload there if I die.

[devastator06]

omg he had a shirt on in the end

[xh0rsex]

AND WITH THIS BOOK!.....i can finally reach the cookies on the top shelf.

[Simski19]

NEVAAAR

[lewisnights]

Why is he so angry!

[SavenForever]

You look like Carson Palmer

[krystalstarr01]

'holy' shit!! lololol

[Gmandark]

lol dood you are ever a nuter ore a comic genus

[cbremer83]

My cuasin was a christian. He hung himself. Most bumbs on the street pray to god, but stay. Most gangbangers are very religious. Your book written by men, not god, and edited many times over the years means nothing. Yelling means nothing. You are like that crazy guy The Davinchi Code that whips himself. I'm living pretty good and I stopped believing once I hit the age of reason. That's about 10 years old.

[D3ADKENNEDY]

well, i was going to basically say the same thing as you, in different words. kudos.

[PoorPantsPictures]

You're a raging lunatic, you honestly need to get some help. You are a disgrace to basic human values and your religion.

Could God make a weight that he could not lift?

Chew on that coward.

You really are hysterical. I see a Christian in need right here...in need of an oar to the face.

[Helmholz42]

How shameful of you to criticize Gregory in such a way! You have no idea what this man has been through and what barbs this man has had cast at him only to deliver the word of Jesus onto your pathetic self! Is it his fault that Jesus chose him to speak to you? NO! SO QUIT FUCKING BADGERING HIM YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!!

[cbremer83]

He is not speaking to me. He is yelling at me. Jesus did not choose him. This guy is nucking futs. The bible is no more real than any other book of mythology. Poeple are needy and easy to fool. Look at Scientology. That one was made up by a SciFi auther and poeple still think it's real! Get a grip and open youor mind. Question some things and stop being sheeple.

[Helmholz42]

Listen to you, closed-minded atheist idiot! You can't even get your mind open enough to realize that there IS a God and he IS speaking to us through this man! You're too closed-minded yourself to believe the truth!!

[cbremer83]

How would blindly accepting something with out question be open minded? I've read the bible, was raised on it actually. I just put the pieces togethor and relised I had a lot of hole, and even more pices that did not even fit. More power to you and your faith, but don't try a belittle me. I have never seen any thing that tells me there is any form of a god. If I do, you will be the first to know.

[Helmholz42]

I'll have you know my own mother was a Pisces and she fit in just fine, you big fairy. I've got half a mind to give you a piece of my mind, which would leave roughly 1/4 of my mind remaining after the fact. The point is, God is living through the words of Father Greg, and your head is full of birdseed!

[cbremer83]

What does being a pisces have to do with any thing? I'm guessing you misread me befor. I said PIECES. As in chunks of a wall. It's a metaphore. Besides, have you listened to this guys other videos? He is so far off the path of prooven science, it's laughable. Any one that belives this nut needs to seriously sit down and think for a bit. Do some real research. Read a book on science or history. Something that is not bible related. It's foolish to follow some one. Make your own choice.

[Helmholz42]

i already HAVE made my own choice! YOU'RE the one who's been tasked with disprooving this wonderful manly man's theory. He has already prooven it! Now it's YOUR job to disproove it or GET OUT!! OKAY?!>!

[1GOD1JESUS]

i need to yell at idiots like you to get it through your thick monkey skulls!!!!

[cbremer83]

yelling gets you no where fast. The moment you start yelling, you make yourself a joke. Why do you think people poke fun so much. Telling me my opinion is wrong is also not cool. This is not the Spanish Inquisition. I'm being calm and collected here. The fact is that thousands of years of science and discovery have prooved religions wrong nearly every subjet. Case in point, the Earth is not flat and it's not the center of the universe. Two small facts that get me started.

[1GOD1JESUS]

try reading my profile

[cbremer83]

wholly shit, this is all a ruse? nice! You got me. Kudos.  lol

[rollusagiant]

lol

[zoostation64]

this man is my hero.

all you people got troooolled

[Boffer42]

Being a beliver, this guy is sadly not far off from most of christians. Funny tho.

[CrazyQueenslander]

i love hippy dudes like you... your very sexy!!!

[ryanice92]

Yes its a joke read the category and tags its under entertainment, funny, lol, comedy ,religion

[pfranks44]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

holy fucking shit hes INSANE

AHAHAHAHa

[Sicenunow]

GOD is a DICKTATOR & this guy is his SLAVE!!!!

[geezusuck]

Do anything they want you say?!

God is a fucking control freak and is not satisfied before he has everyone (like yourself) under his COMMAND, and being his SLAVE!

[strew666]

This man really seems like he has alot of love in his heart... :/

[Xtra0rd1nary]

hahah NutJob.....

If there was a almighty god let him disable youtube....

Hmmmm I'm still waiting.

[Akesson1986]

Holowood next?

[Lentaro92]

anger management.

[amadain17]

Is this a joke?

[sgtpepper1138]

watch?v=aq2oBioPNrI

take a listen