Warriors bow to the Cross. History has the greatest warriors all Christian, including our nations founding. Despite what the atheists like to promote... warriors bow to the Cross. Interesting that you make them out to be fags...when in reality, there is no greater manhood than one who understands the Power and is submitted to The Power.
This would either be one of two things. One, some bible hugging jerk wants to get some more family's in to his church grope to get more money from the donation box. Or... this is just some guy that has absolutely nothing else to do on his Sunday mornings (or any other day of the week since he has bin kicked out of his church.) sorry guy, But If Optimus Prime was was real I'm suer he would also be an atheist.
@RIGTHEMORT Well thats just a little fu(king spiciest now is'int it. you know what I do not care of your thoughts, for all I know you could be a racist. Good by.
@optimuswhat lol, googled this: Primus is Unicron's sibling, and the creator god of the Transformers. His body is the planet Cybertron, Though he rarely meddles in the affairs of his creations, he has gifted a portion of his life force within the Matrix, which determines the leader of the Autobots. Prophecies of a war to come were written down in his holy covenant as well. The spark of each Transformer is a small piece of Primus' essence, and together they form his life force, the Allspark.
im tired of you stupid bible thumping retards! why would you take somthing so cool and turn it into .......that! there are so many things that "christians" call the work of the devil that isnt just because they dont wanna open their ears and their minds and actually listen, and then they try to convert things and people who want nothing to do with it! hey i am going to send this to hasbro and see what they have to say about how you mutilated a peice of their work with out their consent
@Kitanasai THANK YOU! I have bin saying those types of words for years now. Just because it has the face of (or talks about) the devil on it dose not mean that it is "evil" . Look at Disney did the not make a few movie with the devil in it. And dos not the bible not talk about the devil. but I think you got my message.
There are many reasons why I (and 60% of US scientists whom I assume you also consider stupid) don't believe in a god. Think about why you don't believe in Zeus or Oden. Why do you dismiss these characters that were subjects of praise and worship. Now imagine applying that same reasoning to one more god, the one you believe in. Then you will know why I don't believe.
Well God and Optimus Prime are both imaginary characters but I still think Prime is way cooler. And he never killed babies, committed genocide, tell people they were allowed to own slaves, or any of the other evil deeds committed by your bitch-ass invisible friend.
U say God is imaginary yet claim he has done the things u listed? ... That doesnt add up. And one thing is slavery was alot different then what im guessing u imagine it as. the Hebrew term ebed used for slavery means more than the english word thats why sevant is used since ppl many times sold themselves into slavery to pay off debt or just as a job to get food and shelter. It was not evil lol
I was referring to the actions committed by god in the Christian Bible. That doesn't mean I think he is real. It is the same as saying "Optimus Prime battled Decepticons. " That statement doesn't mean I believe Prime is real, I'm just saying what happened in a made-up story. The Christian god committed many atrocities (in the bible, not in real life) and I have to question the moral integrity of anyone who would want to be a follower of such a villain.
As for slavery not being evil, you should read the bible. God said (in the bible, not in real life where he doesn't exist) that the Hebrews were allowed to take people they conquered as slaves and could beat them. Exo 21:20-21 "If a master beats his slave with a stick so much that he dies on the spot, the owner must be punished. But if the slave stays alive
for a day or two the owner should not be punished; the loss of his possession is punishment enough. The same goes for female slaves"
Unless your wrong and the Muslims are right. Then you face Allah when you die and you would go to the same hell as me. Thankfully there is no rational reason to suggest their religion is right, or yours.
and yay primus walked among the stars to delvier us upon the 7 first prime who gave there lives for primus fighting unicron and keeping the matrix hidden from those unworthy of THE TOUCH!
If someone actually did this corny-ass shit as a true-faith attempt to reach young people with a churchy-fag message, hooomygod are they forever fuckin' out of touch with reality! This better be a total fake thing. OMG, if this is really churchy people trying to be "cool," they are gonna be laughed right the fuck outta god's house!!
Warriors bow to the Cross. History has the greatest warriors all Christian, including our nations founding. Despite what the atheists like to promote... warriors bow to the Cross. Interesting that you make them out to be fags...when in reality, there is no greater manhood than one who understands the Power and is submitted to The Power.
thethingswe 3 months ago
"I wanna be a pony"
LadyTennaHarasamma 6 months ago
If you two are finished playing rompa room we've got a question for optimus dose Jesus pimp rides
starscreamrules12 7 months ago
move it or lose it hozers HAHAHA OMGWTFBBQ
dutchtubeuser 7 months ago
I wanna be a pony lmao
TheCortez1 10 months ago
Lightspeed: Is the cable down, I wanna watch The View.
One of the Throttlebots: I wanna be a pony!
Although Lightspeed isn't a truck, he's actually a futuristic racecar.
StarFighters76 1 year ago
the best transformer voice over ever
boombasticboombox 1 year ago
A lot of super robots are titled as "machine gods" or "magic gods" in Japan. That's something you might want to think about.
alHalwima 1 year ago
"I want to be a pony!" 1:20
legomationstudiofan 1 year ago
This would either be one of two things. One, some bible hugging jerk wants to get some more family's in to his church grope to get more money from the donation box. Or... this is just some guy that has absolutely nothing else to do on his Sunday mornings (or any other day of the week since he has bin kicked out of his church.) sorry guy, But If Optimus Prime was was real I'm suer he would also be an atheist.
agentD99 1 year ago
@agentD99 lol, optimus prime is an alien so ultimatley he doesnt exist in gods eyes. but i did enjoy the video so who gives a f*ck ;)
RIGTHEMORT 1 year ago
@RIGTHEMORT Well thats just a little fu(king spiciest now is'int it. you know what I do not care of your thoughts, for all I know you could be a racist. Good by.
agentD99 1 year ago
@RIGTHEMORT
FALSE
if a god created the universe, than Prime would be in gods eyes, either god. Plus how was cybertron and the transformers made without God?!
optimuswhat 8 months ago
@optimuswhat lol, googled this: Primus is Unicron's sibling, and the creator god of the Transformers. His body is the planet Cybertron, Though he rarely meddles in the affairs of his creations, he has gifted a portion of his life force within the Matrix, which determines the leader of the Autobots. Prophecies of a war to come were written down in his holy covenant as well. The spark of each Transformer is a small piece of Primus' essence, and together they form his life force, the Allspark.
RIGTHEMORT 7 months ago
im tired of you stupid bible thumping retards! why would you take somthing so cool and turn it into .......that! there are so many things that "christians" call the work of the devil that isnt just because they dont wanna open their ears and their minds and actually listen, and then they try to convert things and people who want nothing to do with it! hey i am going to send this to hasbro and see what they have to say about how you mutilated a peice of their work with out their consent
Kitanasai 1 year ago 2
@Kitanasai THANK YOU! I have bin saying those types of words for years now. Just because it has the face of (or talks about) the devil on it dose not mean that it is "evil" . Look at Disney did the not make a few movie with the devil in it. And dos not the bible not talk about the devil. but I think you got my message.
agentD99 1 year ago
anyone remember the scene from clerks 2 and i quote randel graves aka jeffanderson THE TRANSFORMERS WERE A TOTAL SLIGHT AGAINST GOD
thyringmaster 1 year ago
lame
Antilluminati 1 year ago
That was awful. Thanks for wasting my time.
TheDevastatorHomepag 1 year ago
Hella funny. . . .
WEAREFUCTLIKEFELIX 1 year ago
Jesus hates ass clowns that try to make shit like this pass as amusing! Theres a special spot in hell for you!
goddimmus 1 year ago
LOL
voe600 1 year ago
lol
consoleman09 2 years ago
hahaha ultra magnus is a wigger ;P
SethP666 2 years ago 2
lol I want to be a pony!
GeneticDale123 2 years ago
lol Great job
CrossroadRebels 2 years ago
This voice sound over sounds like its actually the voice of the characters themselves.
williambrown007 2 years ago
wtf? I thought this was supposed to be funny? There's nothing funny about church faggotry.
playmusic13 2 years ago
just watch the video and stfu about apologetics and disproving the existence of god. just seriously, shut, up
deathtax10 2 years ago
Perhaps your church media department should check out the transformer videos from Dr. Smoov. You should use those instead.
siadcom 2 years ago
damn aaron look how many views this got!! That's great! - Sara
wildncrazy222003 2 years ago
hmmmm, maybe I should ask jesus to pimp my ride. XD
wickedwitchwest12323 2 years ago
i agree with lucas
TheWTTW09 2 years ago
rdalecowboy u must the the stupidest person i meet just cus u cant see god dont mean he exist he out there
TheWTTW09 2 years ago
There are many reasons why I (and 60% of US scientists whom I assume you also consider stupid) don't believe in a god. Think about why you don't believe in Zeus or Oden. Why do you dismiss these characters that were subjects of praise and worship. Now imagine applying that same reasoning to one more god, the one you believe in. Then you will know why I don't believe.
rdalecowboy 2 years ago
You are my hero.
WaxedLegs 2 years ago
where do you get the vids
MakeMeLorff 2 years ago
Weak...
WhiteSpyder170 2 years ago
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rdalecowboy fuck you jesus is the creator of everything and the allspark so see if optimus prime can kick gods ass screw you rdalecowboy screw you
doobcy 2 years ago
Well God and Optimus Prime are both imaginary characters but I still think Prime is way cooler. And he never killed babies, committed genocide, tell people they were allowed to own slaves, or any of the other evil deeds committed by your bitch-ass invisible friend.
rdalecowboy 2 years ago
U say God is imaginary yet claim he has done the things u listed? ... That doesnt add up. And one thing is slavery was alot different then what im guessing u imagine it as. the Hebrew term ebed used for slavery means more than the english word thats why sevant is used since ppl many times sold themselves into slavery to pay off debt or just as a job to get food and shelter. It was not evil lol
LucasC120590 2 years ago
I was referring to the actions committed by god in the Christian Bible. That doesn't mean I think he is real. It is the same as saying "Optimus Prime battled Decepticons. " That statement doesn't mean I believe Prime is real, I'm just saying what happened in a made-up story. The Christian god committed many atrocities (in the bible, not in real life) and I have to question the moral integrity of anyone who would want to be a follower of such a villain.
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rdalecowboy 2 years ago 2
As for slavery not being evil, you should read the bible. God said (in the bible, not in real life where he doesn't exist) that the Hebrews were allowed to take people they conquered as slaves and could beat them. Exo 21:20-21 "If a master beats his slave with a stick so much that he dies on the spot, the owner must be punished. But if the slave stays alive
for a day or two the owner should not be punished; the loss of his possession is punishment enough. The same goes for female slaves"
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doobcy 2 years ago
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Transformers are so much cooler than Christ. Optimus Prime would totally kick the ass of that Jewish zombie woodworker.
Fuck Jesus.
rdalecowboy 2 years ago
when u die its not the transformers u face...its christ
Rodals1221 2 years ago
Unless your wrong and the Muslims are right. Then you face Allah when you die and you would go to the same hell as me. Thankfully there is no rational reason to suggest their religion is right, or yours.
rdalecowboy 2 years ago
ur wrong primus will save all gratious beings from the deeps of unicron's hull.
8bitPikachu 2 years ago 5
Yes. Let us praise Primus and pray for his return. Glory be to those who have faith in the matrix.
TILL ALL ARE ONE!
rdalecowboy 2 years ago
TILL ALL ARE ONE!
and yay primus walked among the stars to delvier us upon the 7 first prime who gave there lives for primus fighting unicron and keeping the matrix hidden from those unworthy of THE TOUCH!
8bitPikachu 2 years ago
@8bitPikachu too bad primus can't get you laid...
bizong 1 year ago
@8bitPikachu Finally a fellow believer in the church of prime. Pray each day to transform your life and roll out to his words.
ebilly99 1 year ago
i agree
WASABEEEEE 2 years ago
What, in the holy hell.....?
LOL
AFracturedWorld 2 years ago
awsome lol
KJPKIDZ 2 years ago
i wana be a pony!! lmao
x
SgtJames1 2 years ago
Not bad for a religious parody.
AirForceBrat4Ever 2 years ago
I wanna be a pony... LMAO!!!
too fucking funny man
timmv 2 years ago
Gay anyway you can say.
achemachew 2 years ago
hahaahhahha!
kittymb 2 years ago
YAWN
crashwarrior 2 years ago
is the cable down i wanted to watch the view hahaha Xd epic
raven66614 2 years ago
KILO AND PERP type it in
perpbitch 2 years ago
lame
djirok 2 years ago
gay voice over...
richkids408 2 years ago
Gay comment
Anderson68W 2 years ago 2
Gay in general....
richkids408 2 years ago
why is this christian stuff so luke warm when it comes to creativity? They take a good idea and then half-bake it.
automatt12 3 years ago 3
God's oven doesn't go up to 200c unfortunately.
britbeetle 2 years ago 2
agreed
m48a5patton 2 years ago
XDDDDDDDDD
I WANNA BE A POOONY
Weremoose 3 years ago
i wanna be a pony xD
holyghostsoldier 3 years ago
Loved it.I def wan more
GareXbear69 3 years ago
cool
standardmagnus 3 years ago
its good, but there should be swearing
FPVsean 3 years ago
PREACHY.
WSTV 3 years ago
funny i want 2 be a phony and true what ornithoid said
transformerfan12 3 years ago
pony dumb ass..
MIccALIONE 3 years ago
lol, youve never made a type before? dumbass =)
Stretchable0 3 years ago
Very funny.
What software did you use to voice-over?
AidyBrady 3 years ago
just download a vid u want to use...then open windows with the vid nd plug in ur mic....then narrate the timeline its sooo easy...check out my vids
Corneilus08 3 years ago
"I wanna be a pony" XD I loved that part.
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If someone actually did this corny-ass shit as a true-faith attempt to reach young people with a churchy-fag message, hooomygod are they forever fuckin' out of touch with reality! This better be a total fake thing. OMG, if this is really churchy people trying to be "cool," they are gonna be laughed right the fuck outta god's house!!
ornithoid 3 years ago
....youre a moron
thirdeye3 3 years ago
...you're a moron
thirdeye3 3 years ago
this was kind of amusing, unlike the other Juggernaut Bitch rip-offs.
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voice overs dont work good for cartoons......live action only
selenadaniel 3 years ago
AHAHAHH i wana new death ray ahaha i wana be a pony ! bahahahaha
best bit resy was strange sorry
saussageandmadi 3 years ago
fuckin hell that was gay
696weirdfucker 3 years ago
yawn...
goblin815 3 years ago
this is fucken dumb
RIPBigL89 3 years ago
amazing...
27fox21 3 years ago
"Does Jesus pimp rides?" OMGLOL! XD
snyder8686 3 years ago
Is that Sunstorm at 0:02?
donaldengine9 3 years ago
This is awesome
kartball 3 years ago
The voices suck! At least try and sound like Optimus.
Muzzlewump 3 years ago
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this is gay
Trackmaster14 3 years ago
super lol hahahaaha
buttheadt 3 years ago
I want a new machine gun! I want a new desray!!... I wanna be a pony...
DreamAngelLady 3 years ago 4
i want to be a pony
denzelman345 3 years ago
lol. Kimmer would be happy you used the word "rad".
kingskidgthomas 3 years ago
Funny. Check my Transformers spoof out, its alot like yours
JFilm5 3 years ago
super rad 80's music interlude
trooperchick67 3 years ago
LOL "is the cable down? i wanted to watch the view." XD
xSephirothx4Lifex 3 years ago 2
"Ultra Magnus! I told you to knock before you came in! you're breaking so many rules right now!" LOL!
YumikoSan 3 years ago 2
jesus doesnt pimp rides!
oreo0199 3 years ago 4
ROFLMAO!!! i wanna be a pony!!!!
MaskKillerStudios 3 years ago 2
"I wanna be a pony" LOL!
bretsky12321 3 years ago 3
awesome!!
Pwammles 3 years ago
ROLFOL "I want to be a poney! ^__^"
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this video can suck it
bigguy148000 3 years ago
it is so funny and good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
attog123 4 years ago
Thats awesome.
Windwatcher 4 years ago
"I want a new death ray!" That part gets me cracken up so bad xD
butterporn 4 years ago
"I want to be a ponie!"
JohnCortana 4 years ago 3
I got too bored to finish watching this
Dashingdarby 4 years ago 4
wtf
vlvader2003 4 years ago 2
Very original!
bionicbash 4 years ago
ok the was pretty cool xD
chaoticsam 4 years ago
I Like It!
AutobotLover4Evah 4 years ago
wtf?
ok...
25MarcoRamius25 4 years ago 2