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  • Warriors bow to the Cross. History has the greatest warriors all Christian, including our nations founding. Despite what the atheists like to promote... warriors bow to the Cross. Interesting that you make them out to be fags...when in reality, there is no greater manhood than one who understands the Power and is submitted to The Power.

  • "I wanna be a pony"

  • If you two are finished playing rompa room we've got a question for optimus dose Jesus pimp rides

  • move it or lose it hozers HAHAHA OMGWTFBBQ

  • I wanna be a pony lmao

  • Lightspeed: Is the cable down, I wanna watch The View.

    One of the Throttlebots: I wanna be a pony!

    Although Lightspeed isn't a truck, he's actually a futuristic racecar.

  • the best transformer voice over ever

  • A lot of super robots are titled as "machine gods" or "magic gods" in Japan. That's something you might want to think about.

  • "I want to be a pony!"  1:20

  • This would either be one of two things. One, some bible hugging jerk wants to get some more family's in to his church grope to get more money from the donation box. Or... this is just some guy that has absolutely nothing else to do on his Sunday mornings (or any other day of the week since he has bin kicked out of his church.) sorry guy, But If Optimus Prime was was real I'm suer he would also be an atheist.

  • @agentD99 lol, optimus prime is an alien so ultimatley he doesnt exist in gods eyes. but i did enjoy the video so who gives a f*ck ;)

  • @RIGTHEMORT  Well thats just a little fu(king spiciest now is'int it. you know what I do not care of your thoughts, for all I know you could be a racist. Good by.

  • @RIGTHEMORT

    FALSE

    if a god created the universe, than Prime would be in gods eyes, either god. Plus how was cybertron and the transformers made without God?!

  • @optimuswhat lol, googled this: Primus is Unicron's sibling, and the creator god of the Transformers. His body is the planet Cybertron, Though he rarely meddles in the affairs of his creations, he has gifted a portion of his life force within the Matrix, which determines the leader of the Autobots. Prophecies of a war to come were written down in his holy covenant as well. The spark of each Transformer is a small piece of Primus' essence, and together they form his life force, the Allspark.

  • im tired of you stupid bible thumping retards! why would you take somthing so cool and turn it into .......that! there are so many things that "christians" call the work of the devil that isnt just because they dont wanna open their ears and their minds and actually listen, and then they try to convert things and people who want nothing to do with it! hey i am going to send this to hasbro and see what they have to say about how you mutilated a peice of their work with out their consent

  • @Kitanasai THANK YOU! I have bin saying those types of words for years now. Just because it has the face of (or talks about) the devil on it dose not mean that it is "evil" . Look at Disney did the not make a few movie with the devil in it. And dos not the bible not talk about the devil. but I think you got my message.

  • anyone remember the scene from clerks 2 and i quote randel graves aka jeffanderson THE TRANSFORMERS WERE A TOTAL SLIGHT AGAINST GOD

  • lame

  • That was awful. Thanks for wasting my time.

  • Hella funny. . . .

  • Jesus hates ass clowns that try to make shit like this pass as amusing! Theres a special spot in hell for you!

  • LOL

  • lol

  • hahaha ultra magnus is a wigger ;P

  • lol I want to be a pony!

  • lol Great job

  • This voice sound over sounds like its actually the voice of the characters themselves.

  • wtf? I thought this was supposed to be funny? There's nothing funny about church faggotry.

  • just watch the video and stfu about apologetics and disproving the existence of god. just seriously, shut, up

  • Perhaps your church media department should check out the transformer videos from Dr. Smoov. You should use those instead.

  • damn aaron look how many views this got!! That's great! - Sara

  • hmmmm, maybe I should ask jesus to pimp my ride. XD

  • i agree with lucas

  • rdalecowboy u must the the stupidest person i meet just cus u cant see god dont mean he exist he out there

  • There are many reasons why I (and 60% of US scientists whom I assume you also consider stupid) don't believe in a god. Think about why you don't believe in Zeus or Oden. Why do you dismiss these characters that were subjects of praise and worship. Now imagine applying that same reasoning to one more god, the one you believe in. Then you will know why I don't believe.

  • You are my hero.

  • where do you get the vids

  • Weak...

  • Well God and Optimus Prime are both imaginary characters but I still think Prime is way cooler. And he never killed babies, committed genocide, tell people they were allowed to own slaves, or any of the other evil deeds committed by your bitch-ass invisible friend.

  • U say God is imaginary yet claim he has done the things u listed? ... That doesnt add up. And one thing is slavery was alot different then what im guessing u imagine it as. the Hebrew term ebed used for slavery means more than the english word thats why sevant is used since ppl many times sold themselves into slavery to pay off debt or just as a job to get food and shelter. It was not evil lol

  • I was referring to the actions committed by god in the Christian Bible. That doesn't mean I think he is real. It is the same as saying "Optimus Prime battled Decepticons. " That statement doesn't mean I believe Prime is real, I'm just saying what happened in a made-up story. The Christian god committed many atrocities (in the bible, not in real life) and I have to question the moral integrity of anyone who would want to be a follower of such a villain.

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  • As for slavery not being evil, you should read the bible. God said (in the bible, not in real life where he doesn't exist) that the Hebrews were allowed to take people they conquered as slaves and could beat them. Exo 21:20-21 "If a master beats his slave with a stick so much that he dies on the spot, the owner must be punished. But if the slave stays alive

    for a day or two the owner should not be punished; the loss of his possession is punishment enough. The same goes for female slaves"

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  • when u die its not the transformers u face...its christ

  • Unless your wrong and the Muslims are right. Then you face Allah when you die and you would go to the same hell as me. Thankfully there is no rational reason to suggest their religion is right, or yours.

  • ur wrong primus will save all gratious beings from the deeps of unicron's hull.

  • Yes. Let us praise Primus and pray for his return. Glory be to  those who have faith in the matrix.

    TILL ALL ARE ONE!

  • TILL ALL ARE ONE!

    and yay primus walked among the stars to delvier us upon the 7 first prime who gave there lives for primus fighting unicron and keeping the matrix hidden from those unworthy of THE TOUCH!

  • @8bitPikachu too bad primus can't get you laid...

  • @8bitPikachu Finally a fellow believer in the church of prime. Pray each day to transform your life and roll out to his words.

  • i agree

  • What, in the holy hell.....?

    LOL

  • awsome lol

  • i wana be a pony!! lmao

    x

  • Not bad for a religious parody.

  • I wanna be a pony... LMAO!!!

    too fucking funny man

  • Gay anyway you can say.

  • hahaahhahha!

  • YAWN

  • is the cable down i wanted to watch the view hahaha Xd epic

  • KILO AND PERP type it in

  • lame

  • gay voice over...

  • Gay comment

  • Gay in general....

  • why is this christian stuff so luke warm when it comes to creativity? They take a good idea and then half-bake it.

  • God's oven doesn't go up to 200c unfortunately.

  • agreed

  • XDDDDDDDDD

    I WANNA BE A POOONY

  • i wanna be a pony xD

  • Loved it.I def wan more

  • cool

  • its good, but there should be swearing

  • PREACHY.

  • funny i want 2 be a phony and true what ornithoid said

  • pony dumb ass..

  • lol, youve never made a type before? dumbass =)

  • Very funny.

    What software did you use to voice-over?

  • just download a vid u want to use...then open windows with the vid nd plug in ur mic....then narrate the timeline its sooo easy...check out my vids

  • "I wanna be a pony" XD I loved that part.

  • ....youre a moron

  • ...you're a moron

  • this was kind of amusing, unlike the other Juggernaut Bitch rip-offs.

  • AHAHAHH i wana new death ray ahaha i wana be a pony ! bahahahaha

    best bit resy was strange sorry

  • fuckin hell that was gay

  • yawn...

  • this is fucken dumb

  • amazing...

  • "Does Jesus pimp rides?" OMGLOL! XD

  • Is that Sunstorm at 0:02?

  • This is awesome

  • The voices suck! At least try and sound like Optimus.

  • super lol hahahaaha

  • I want a new machine gun! I want a new desray!!... I wanna be a pony...

  • i want to be a pony

  • lol. Kimmer would be happy you used the word "rad".

  • Funny. Check my Transformers spoof out, its alot like yours

  • super rad 80's music interlude

  • LOL "is the cable down? i wanted to watch the view." XD

  • "Ultra Magnus! I told you to knock before you came in! you're breaking so many rules right now!" LOL!

  • jesus doesnt pimp rides!

  • ROFLMAO!!! i wanna be a pony!!!!

  • "I wanna be a pony" LOL!

  • awesome!!

  • ROLFOL "I want to be a poney! ^__^"

  • it is so funny and good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Thats awesome.

  • "I want a new death ray!" That part gets me cracken up so bad xD

  • "I want to be a ponie!"

  • I got too bored to finish watching this

  • wtf

  • Very original!

  • ok the was pretty cool xD

  • I Like It!

  • wtf?

    ok...

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