carlos mencia

[Sakurashy131]

Alive was homeboys from URUGUAY

[KnivesOfTheRound]

He steals and says nigger..

Ya he's better now.

[co0LAide]

huge fan of stand up,I prefer it over movies. I personally don't mind mencia, I think he is very funny! but to catch him say a joke u heard b4,it ruin's the rest of his show for me but I still watch it. & it's not like it's one joke, just on this one I heard 3 jokes from 3 different comedians! imagine how they feel, this is how they make $! He milks1of the3 jokes for like 10min. right from a 1993 bill hicks joke (R.I.P.) About the L.A. riot n how stupid the truck driver was for stopping. hrhhh!!

[BigBuddahSmoking1]

I don't care what others say, id put Carlos Mencia as one of the best comedians alongside George Lopez and Richard Pryor..

[eastwickz]

Funny as hell, but i will always say Richard Pryor is the best.

[Super1Jhonnyboy]

o fuck jajajajajaja this video almost make me cry funny ass shit

[dominiquerobbins4582]

He says the word "fuck" a lot

[DarksideWarriorK]

man hes all cholo about it

[emantabrizi]

Fucking hilarious! Mencia at his best!

[BannorPhil]

At last - someone who puts up a REAL video - almost half an hour, not like these other wankers who only put up videos that are a few seconds in length!! :)

[zach111758]

@mrmaxret he did have his own tv show

[JaYjmVp718]

WITH SOME TACO SAUCE SEEEEEEEEE YAAAAA

[Oshemat]

A mexican comedian called Polo Polo said once "Jokes doesn't have paternity problems... they belong to those who say it better". So, if he does steal or not its out of discution. He is funny and we like to watch his videos. Those who doesn't like him...just don't watch....i mean, its kind of stupid to watch something you dont like...but free country

[mrquimby1212]

i love this guy cause he makes fun of everyone!!! :)

[Kiro888]

every time a friend tells you a joke he's heard..he didnt make it up. So technically its STOLEN..yet it is ok..its not the inventor for jokes..its the delivery...like pizza!

[cutiepuff31692]

wow... this guy is a fucking racist asshole. And i hope hi gets stabed while he drounds.

[ByobSOD123]

@cutiepuff31692 thats the point of the whole thing

[XDahliaxDisasterX]

Looks like my dad fucked a chia pet lmfao!!!

[highlyporsche]

haha the indian joke was funny

[nflizsoft6]

fucking dumbasses he steals jokes you dont get away with that shit, i thought rogan knocked some sense into you morons years ago

[ladawg81]

I've heard "that's what she said" on Family Guy, does that mean The Office should sue their ass because The Office started it?

[ladawg81]

For all the haters: if Carlos stealing jokes makes him not funny then you saying "that's what she said" or "yo momma" is also not funny. Blow me

[MrMaxret]

I love love love Carlos Mencia's style of comedy ! I wish he could have had a radio / tv show like a Howard Stern, Chelsea Handler etc.

[krayzeejojo]

6:06 Hey motherfucker I'm an Indian, so fuck you asshole! LMAO

[Junior61095]

Hahahaha 2 funny!.

[XDahliaxDisasterX]

@anime watcher

AMENZ

!!!!

[DeathSword4]

Hes doing stand up comedy beceause he is calling out people and making jokes about them, different jokes

[eltorten]

stupid

[DarkxKyubi]

you are all assholes. every single one of you. dont like dont watch. it is that fuckin hard. or maybe you all need to go back to school and learn some fuckin common sense and some fuckin manner from ur momma. fuck! u people are fuckin pricks.

[AnimeWatcher1001]

to everyone who think carlos mencia steal jokes, there is no copyrights on jokes. besides, carlos make things funnier than they really are. i like carlos mencia and he needs his tv show back. he is the funniest man since chris rock and people need to calm the hell down and learn to just laugh. and joe rogan, lets get one thing straight, you're not funny, you're just jealous that a man like carlos is more funnier than you will ever be.

[JessieCross]

i do not care if he says nothing new, the key is how he says it.

[infamus15]

The Bible says there is nothing new under the sun.

[angeloflove75]

carlos is the best of the best in jokes.

[FlyingWolfWings]

The sad part is that he makes the stolen jokes funnier, so if you wanna sue the guy, sue him for actually convincing people to look up your joke.

[WackyWorldDude]

you cant trash all of carlos mencias comedic skills just because he retells jokes from other fellow comedians.... this guy is funny

[BMXJC]

nobody owns a joke!! 

[statusmvp01]

ned mencia is not mexican!!!!

[yovi96]

@statusmvp01 he is half mexican and half honduran

[domandcaro]

18:28 to 18:41

[xldicelx]

STEALING JOKES. i heard the jokes that people accused mencia of stealing and they r very similar to other comedian jokes. but if you pay attention most comedians have some similarities in their jokes. similar is not stealing. as others have stated even if he did "steal them" his delivery is 10x's better

[omes7922]

dang how did you upload a a 30 minute video on youtube

[DonaldHarriss]

mp3iifffy works again wooohoooo awesome - google mp3iifffy

[ioanliviu22]

Love the guy... He's the best.

[6i01]

rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!

[6i01]

6:06 s0 tru lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashleyphillips100]

My bologna has a first nammeee......lmao

[ashleyphillips100]

look at my dot when i am talking to u!! LMAOOO!!!!

[digdig231]

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[kimofthehill]

LOOK AT MY DOT WHEN I`M TALKING TO YOU!!! hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha­h

[cloudyskyss]

ahhahhah let me check my eye chart homes:)

[FZEROGX4EVER]

i say mencia doesnt steal his jokes but other people say he does

all i got to say to you people is this

who gives a fuck everyone says that every comedian on earth steals from others so what if some of them do it's not like the people in the audience give a shit if you wanna say that mencia steals jokes then why not buy tickets to one of his shows stand out in the croud and say that to him if you got the balls to but until then shut the fuck up becuse we really dont give a shit

[newwavenewrave]

what a gay fish.

[METALLICA1961]

dam right how is evrybody shure every comedian steel each other jokes

[senad54]

@FZEROGX4EVER i dont care if he stole them or not... hes fucking hilarious!!

[TheMasterguardian]

@FZEROGX4EVER i agree wit you but to tell ppl who dont like carlos to buy tickets to his show seems kinda dumb just hear me out when someone buys a ticket to his show they are paying him so pretty much your telling ppl to pay a guy they hate to say fuck you to him let me ask you would you just walk up to an old boss you hated say "here take this 40 dollers and fuck you!" i got nothin agenst carlos but im just sayin thats a weird way to try to 1 up someone

[TheMasterguardian]

@FZEROGX4EVER it just kinda takes everything out of what the other person says if someone bought the ticket stood up in the crowd and yelled out fuck you you suck! all carlos would hav to do is say "ok fuck me.... but i still got your money bitch!" once again i got nothin agenst carlos iv been a fan for a long time and all im doing is pointing out a flaw in ur plan thats all iv been a part of waay too meny flame wars and i just dont have time for that shit rit now

[foostrategy]

@TheMasterguardian lol it's nice to see you can be reasonable. Found this shortly after seeing your comments on the das tier in mir video and i must say lmfao

[kastroso87]

he is the shit! carlos gracias por hacer tan buenos shows, you're dedicated and your jokes are amazing, as a mexican i can say im proud of people like you exist cause you says WTF is wrong thanks again y POR DIOS Y MI MADRE QUE ME PARTA UN RAYO if that's not true

[motopsycho4]

WTF..Wolfcasino?

HAHAHA

Ur a Dumbass..Carlos Is Funny..

[UncleFester234]

Fuck this concert, you have a shitty sense of humor.

[donjroman]

THIZ ONE OF HIS BEST CONCERTZ YET

[UncleFester234]

Who the fuck says I watched the whole thing jackass? I watched for all of about 5 or 6 minutes so shut the fuck up. Carlos blows dogs for quarters, as does your mom.I didnt need to watch the whole video to realize he sucks, the first joke in I knew he was fuckin terrible, the only reason people were laughing was because the crowd was full of stupid wetbacks. spicks will laugh at anything. carlos mencia is nothing.

[UncleFester234]

Wow, I didnt laugh once, Carlos Mencia blows dogs for quarters.

[8o88y8rown]

wow, no he doesn't. you watched the whole thing so you either thought it was funny or your fuckin stupid.

[13striker240]

Is this when he was young cause he causes way to much and hes not even funny

[MONTERREY33]

CARLOS iiS HiiLARiiOUS!&& WHO GiiVES A FUCK iiF HE STEALS SHiiT AS LONG AS HE MAKES PEOPLE LAF!HE SAYS iiT DA WAY iiT iiS... WAT CAN U DO..?

[rensokattaan]

i dont beleive he has actualy stolen anything i think its a stem of jealousy

[Br1Rt]

Yeha¡ And if he stole it, wath's the problem???, Its funnier when he tell the "stolen" Jokes

[Farshid1980]

@Br1Rt I personally dont give a shit if he steales his jokes, all i care is how he is representing those jokes which make me laugh my ass off....

[LemmyK00pa]

@Br1Rt fag

[seifer93]

omfg they are arguing over absolutely nothing?!? Carlos Mencia- most likely cause of death: Someone choking him or stabbing him or basically anything that will kill him in some violent way because he said the wrong thing at the wrong place

[porq69]

U only talk shit

[porq69]

for seifer93

[mmorpgMSBanime]

whoever hates carls u have to understand dont judge a person on wat he does judge him on his personality

[phillythadon]

What the Fuck are you talking about?

So if a man kills another man, we should not judge him as a maniac if he has a good personality?

I will now judge you as retard based alone on the action you took by sayin we shouldnt judge people on their actions..

[armarnoa]

wats up wid him and the f word

[REDandBLACKst]

awesome,

that dude is hilarious reala original

[brobinson75]

This dude is funny as hell and tells it like it is, but he is going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person one day and he will get the crap beat out of him big time. He is lucky that he plays in front of audiences that usually have a good sense of humor. Does anyone know of any major issues he's ever had with people?

[seifer93]

yah recently he has been stealing jokes from other comedians. i dont hate him for it though.

[xBxOxPx]

LMFAO guy says fuck too much, but still funny xP

[Thiefwitalicense19]

Okay this video is awosome... but all the losers who argue wit a each other get a frigg'n life!!! and leave it alone... just leave it alone... TY

[soccersucksnutz]

Why should I NOT reply to idiocy like this:

"u have no life fuk up okay?n drop the whole thing ass whole..all i c is "new comment from carlos mencia" omg just fuk up n leave it alone!omg! "

Goddamn you've gotta be a fucking English professor or something.

[chaotictrash]

Why do people talk so much shit on the internet?

If you actually had the balls to talk some real shit - it wouldn't be over the internet and you wouldn't just say what you WOULD do, you'd fucking carry it out. So for all the little kids on here talking shit, shut the fuck up. FUCKING GROW UP.

[okittyfaceo1991]

umm this ass over her just bugs in like an ass n srry but he aint worth the thousand i gotta pay to get my ass there or dam i wlda knoked his ass out n helllll no i aint scraedc cuz ill invite ya im in jersey in north bergan!!so if wanna ..tehn come!i aint scared !

[amazingfantasy15]

the end was killer 

[okittyfaceo1991]

u fuken tlkin bout racists go looka t urself n u b sayin ppl make a big deal bcz u mistaken there nationallity in the begginin u did the same..u b sayin someone said r u arab n u b like "fuk no i aint in on...."dam ass u aint even no how ta curse dam ass all u can say is "fukk fukk"fuk ur ass u reallyyy r not funny!!n this is realyyy boring!dum ass loser!!

[soccersucksnutz]

Any chance we could get you to translate that shit?

Thanks.....

[okittyfaceo1991]

ye actually all ya gotta do is go baq to first grade!

[felske06]

I think they actually teach you how to SPELL in the first grade. You said "dum", it's spelled dumB. B mother f*cker and you need to learn how to to spell fuck. For example, "What the fuck is wrong with you? Why can't you spell? "dam" is something that holds water back, 'damn' is sort of a curse word. DEEDEEDEE!!! You can't even swear right. Go back to school. >_>"

[okittyfaceo1991]

okayyyy its called INTERNET TALK!!dum ass for example

GO FUK UR ASS BITCH!!!!n if u never new they teach how to READ 2 in first grade so go baq to school dum ass!

[emaug8]

um yea... RETARD,

nuff said.

[soccersucksnutz]

INTERNET TALK?

LOL

Ok, you've spent ENTIRELY too much time on Myspace.com loser.

[soccersucksnutz]

"ye actually all ya gotta do is go baq to first grade! "

Baq? Ye? What the fuck are you blabbing about this time around? Care to start speaking English anytime kiddo?

[okittyfaceo1991]

wtf r u sayin "myspace" ...ur suchan ass go fuk urself and ye its also called abreviations if u aint no!!dum ass 2 bad u aint gotta life gotta sit there on ur stupid comp and look around on some youtube n pik on a 14 yr old that can bust ur ass..fuken ass hole go sukka dik bitch!

[soccersucksnutz]

And whenever you want to convert that to ENGLISH, be my guest fucktard.....

[okittyfaceo1991]

ye A,B ,C,D,E,F,G,H.I.....I hope u still remember those well that"ll help you for today..cya fuken ass!

[soccersucksnutz]

wow you know your ABCs....

Too bad you don't know how to spell dipshit.

[okittyfaceo1991]

look in the mirror n ull no how ta spell it..

[soccersucksnutz]

"look in the mirror n ull no how ta spell it.. "

That made sense. Err wait no it didn't.

Fucking idiot.

[okittyfaceo1991]

srry i m too mature to argue with an infant...getta life loser!

[soccersucksnutz]

learn to spell dipshit

[okittyfaceo1991]

u have no life fuk up okay?n drop the whole thing ass whole..all i c is "new comment from carlos mencia" omg just fuk up n leave it alone!omg!

[Thanxtjj16]

Thiz shit iz funny