Trouble at the Pearly Gates

[neighbor1961]

Wonderful video! Congratulations! You made my day! Thank you so much!

[Karl0010]

Good old uncle Dennis eh.

[baldwinplayer]

Fortunately, since we cannot be justified by the law because it cannot be perfectly kept by a sinful people, we do not enter Heaven by law but by grace. Christ's redemptive salvation overcame sin and death and is offered freely to all who believe. This is the essence of the Bible's New Testament.

[34lbs]

the 10 commandments aren't a good group to follow but what if it's a situation where an armed man is carrying a detonator to a bomb or sum shit, you're gonna kill (to incapacitate the man), so as to steal (confiscate the detonator and bomb), and especially if the man has a family you're gonna lie (saying hes gonna be ok) that's justice, and the rest of it is not even morals, it's religion and faith, no other gods before me, idols and sabbath whatever.

[jfeltes2]

If said heaven existed who's to say we could tell one soul from the next or even that we would remember anything from our previous life. Or even be able to communicate or even have a need to communicate or worry or miss your dead relative.

Most likely there isn't a heaven or any gates or anything so don't worry about it.

[jfeltes2]

The end made me laugh so hard.

[trickz323]

thats bullshit and not funny !

[LAnonHubbard]

Fantastic! The guy's accent was funny just by itself.

[ononiap]

WOW! That's such a cool video! I loved it! & yes we should all respect those ten commandments! Loved the animation too! You rock! Jessika was right!

[Yakovich]

@scariaez2 I'm sorry but I can't find the subclause in the 10 comandments that states that war and self defense are perfectly acceptable. But if it is there it's a bit disturbing to see that God finds war perfectly acceptable...

[Yakovich]

@scariaez2 No offence taken I enjoy any comment posted or any interest taken in my videos. Thanks for being a part of it!

But I still fail to see how war can ever be justified, especially by an all-loving God

[Whannyd]

@scariaez2 I guess they missed to educate you that the Roman Catholic Church uses "kill" and not murder.

[Yakovich]

@lupevelez2 I'm not but the commandments don't give you that option...

[arcooke]

@scariaez2 typical christian, making up excuses so it fits with your beliefs

[arcooke]

@scariaez2 You said: "i tend to regurgitate what I'm taught in my Roman Catholic Church". Didn't mean to come off so rigid, sorry. Just really irritating to see excuses being made to explain away questions you don't have answers to. An honest answer to the question about kill/murder/war/self defense, would be, "I don't know, the bible doesn't specify, but I would hope god would differentiate". Instead, you made a statement as fact, with no reason behind it. Just frustrating is all.

[arcooke]

@scariaez2 Frustrating because I see this happening VERY often among religious people. They are asked a question for which the bible (or whatever holy book they read) doesn't have the answer to.. so the believer fabricates some explanation out of thin air in order to conform to their beliefs. This is what happens when people have such a strong emotional attachment to beliefs.. deviating from said beliefs at all means you're not being honest with yourself, so excuses are made to fill the gaps.

[Yakovich]

@queenhexa 3.You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me,

[Regusername]

Someone just asked "Would you like living in heaven forever, if you were all alone, with absolutely no one around?" Yak provides me with the perfect answer again, thanks mate.

[MimiMemeko]

Pure genius.

[UncleKennybobs]

Love the accent, hey.

[fustino5]

worth it

[THExNEKOxCHAN]

Absolutely hilarious. :D

[Yakovich]

you forgot to menio, "while being totally valid!"

[aussiefirestorm]

Choice Bro, another 5star Yak job!

[Yakovich]

Sweet as Cuz

[GroovyStretch]

great stuff as usual Yak...that should stir up the religious honey pot....

[Yakovich]

It makes me wonder how many people have really thought heaven through. Seriously, I don't know anyone who wouldn't have broken at least 3 of these commandments. And then they're are all the other clauses to contend with...

[GardnerJunior18]

everytime I watch this I lol.

[Yakovich]

Have you had you iron levels checked? This type of deficiency can cause this...

[intergalacticwolf]

"wooohhhhhhhhhh" hahaha

[Yakovich]

WoW I feel like Dave Letterman

[LowStackTom]

another great 1 , Yak.

thx!

[Yakovich]

If only my missus could say that

[BiliousTrumpstaine]

thats a five star yak, although i am now wondering just what exactly you were up to when you noticed 'wow' is mom upside down...

[Yakovich]

I could tell you BT but the actual reality of it doesn't paint a real attractive mental picture.

[JPRBlues]

Thanks for share  monello198

Very funny...Jake

[Yakovich]

Oh that Jake is such a card!

[TheWoodcreekFaction]

Yak, you are one of the few people who never ceases to amaze. keep on drawing friend.

[Yakovich]

The WCF are just too kind

[tyrbolo]

Like Mark Twain, who said when I think of the

disagreeable SOBs who are convinced they

are going to heaven, I have to wish for hell.

Heaven for Climate, hell for company.

[fergus1494]

yeah well im sure everyone who runs the church wont be let in because if any of this was real then lieing about it adding fake sins and using it for profit (church is the ritchest for profit company in the word) isnt exactly going to help them much. like that new one they added that being to ritch is a sin, yet they are the ritchest company on earth. i personally dont belive in religion as its just faith but with boarders around it ristricting you. its nice to think all go 2 heaven tho.

[Yakovich]

Bwilliant! wel ritten!!!

[sherrywine1941]

Gees watching this, maybe heaven is gonna be a lonesome place.. LOL  (5*) sherry

Thanks EdMuirton for the share.

[Yakovich]

Plus you'd have to cut holes in all of your shirts to allow for wings.

[exoticjess]

Ha ha ha!! You're so funny! I didn't see that coming. LOL!

[Yakovich]

Better keep your eyes peeled for the second coming then...

(WTF i don't know i was just trying to keep the comment clean.)

[Evilenlil]

Love the Maori, reminds me of Swift and Shift Couriers.

[Yakovich]

He was the same stereotype...

[RatkoUSA]

heh heh not bad

[Tadek59]

Thanks for share monello198

Wow this was funny !

5*****

[krazykangaroo]

just not very good at all really. Same joke over and over, and black people dont sound like aussie rednecks.

[Yakovich]

I found this comment greatly entertaining.

[HermanHanauer]

In the sixties u had a single fron a Merseybeatgroup with the title -Trouble is my middlename...the memory just cane above with the title of this remarkable video...thanks for sharing Monello.......

[Yakovich]

Wow the hidden message of the video has been revealed!

[dillzy1986]

omfg dennis furgeson.

well played

[Yakovich]

alegedly

[pixiewilson42]

The pearly gates ..lol..wil well+truly be locked when I come to visit...I'm going to burn,,,probably slowly then..gas mark 4

[Yakovich]

I'm hoping that I'll be used as punishment for naughty girls

[pixiewilson42]

God I hope so...!!!!! lol

[Yakovich]

I liked that!

[pixiewilson42]

Hahaha...I wonder what the punishment will be???..lol...;)))

[AbbyRulzNCIS]

right well i'm not going to heaven!!

[Yakovich]

I wonder if they actually give you a choice?

[TheSameButDiffrent]

Im outta heaven then :P lol

[Yakovich]

So was it as good as they claim?

[fehquig]

LMAO...

[sproutcentral]

Ahahahahahahaaa!!!

OOPS...I laughed at this...lools like I'll be going straight to Hell.

I think I know that guy on the gate. I'm sure he's a bouncer at one of the nightclubs in Surfers Paradise.

5*****

Thanks for the share Ed.

[Yakovich]

Bondi would be a safer bet...

[sproutcentral]

I think you're right... Casting my mind back to a gig I did at the Astra Hotel in'79.

[millertas]

LOL Love the Kiwi Accent Ah!

[Yakovich]

Someone has to i suppose!

[sks2000]

the yak has done it again this is my favorite once sense your America your going down.. under clip.

[Yakovich]

I really liked that one too. I'm a bit surprised it wasn't more popular...

[greycom123]

Ah! No... According to your educational video last night I "blew" any chance of going to heaven..... Damn these reality shows I'm going back to the comedy channels like........ IAMJESUSmovie

[crankycactus]

great vid!!! gross god!!!

[WendysART]

I wonder, if you sin in Heaven would you be sent to hell, or can you just frolic and do whatever you like? :D

[Yakovich]

Frolic?

[SmartmanChris]

If you misbehave in heaven, God the Father will probably do what your father probably did if you misbehave at the dinner table, smite you across the face and tell you to eat your vegetables....I mean pray for forgiveness.

[saxmanchiro]

Oh well, I'm fucked. Too much swearing over the yrs and lack of belief and stuff. Love the Jihadist and his expectation of tight virgins. I guess nobody told him that they usually got deflowered upon arrival in heaven by all the other bombers who preceded him. What about the female bombers? Do they get geeks or little boys up there for their troubles?

[Yakovich]

They get ME!

[dkril]

Shit! Don't tell us there's 40 of you running around, Yak?!?

[davidcmather]

John 3:16 (New Living Translation) 16 For God loved the world so much that he gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life.

[ken4877]

Exactly. As long as you repent on your death bed, it doesn't matter what you do. That's how Uncle Dennis got in.

[Yakovich]

He lent his only son that's why we celebrate Lent... Isn't it?

[davidcmather]

God GAVE His only Son to us. He never loaned Him to us. 'Lent' comes from the Teutonic for 'spring' and later translated into the Latin for 'quadragesima' meaning the "forty days", or more literally the "fortieth day" and translated into the Greek 'tessarakoste' meaning fortieth.

[Yakovich]

OK what's it called when you give someone something and expect it back? A loan!

And besides aren't God and Jesus one in the same?

So God had himself sacrificed to appease himself so man can go to heaven? Makes perfect sense!

[davidcmather]

Jesus was a gift from God pure and simple. Jesus sacrificed himself for our sins and GAVE his up His life for us. The gift is our salvation. Once received it's never given back or taken back. There's nothing 'loanish' (new word there lol) or temporary about it.

[davidcmather]

For the trinitarians among us, God is in three persons (indivisible yes, but also separate and distinct). God the Father. God the Son and God the Holy Spirit. Jesus the Son and God the Father are not one in the same. It's not as cut and dried as that..

[davidcmather]

God did not appease himself! LOL.

God gave his only Son so that we would have 'original sin' removed from us, so that we could join him in heaven, provided we believe in Him, and also love Him and love one another as we love ourselves.

[SmartmanChris]

"He lent his only son"!!! I wonder what the interest rate was? If it was tithe then I suppose Rent A God would want 10%.

[iwirebr]

lol heaven security guard is a kiwi :P

[Yakovich]

Bloody Kiwis are everywhere!

[geoff1945]

I never thought they'd be so picky these days.

Thanks for passing this on Ed

[Yakovich]

Hell's bursting at the seams too!

[Cyrius01]

Oh yeah!! Still kickin!

[Windbush]

Ha! I was just explaining this same situation to someone today!!! :D

[Yakovich]

God moves in mysterious ways...

[Yakovich]

sweet as Bro

[miiror13]

wow i feel sorry for her nice vedio tho :)

[Yakovich]

She'll be right. There's plenty of time for her to make new friends...

[monello198]

love it...

thanks ed for the share..

;-}~

[Yakovich]

Ed's a sharing kind of guy

[TheRavenOfPoe]

Always read the find print they say, hehe ;)

[Yakovich]

I can't! Anything below 12 points is a blur to me.

The problem is that I'm too old and too cheap to buy new glasses.

[battlematty]

lol it's good to see some more vdeos

[Yakovich]

I eventually get there

[MichealNBurress]

I like poking fun at religion as much as the next guy but this video was not your best.

[Yakovich]

I wasn't really poking fun more pointing out the obvious flaws.

[rington1]

Loved it, very good.

Alex...

[Yakovich]

You have good taste Alex

[littlegalah]

Uncle Dennis looks alot like Fergusons.

you are a bad boy..... if only the yanks knew

[Yakovich]

Purely coincidental I'm sure...

[gragrn]

Brilliant !

[Yakovich]

Try turning your monitor's contrast down a touch.

[PerthPete1]

Brilliant

The best bit is that the child molester gets in to heaven.

[Yakovich]

religiously

[sweeteuthiedoll]

Wow, that Uncle Dennis looks like he was aching for a family reunion! LOL Great job, Jack! Thanks again!

[Yakovich]

No thank you Nik'

[djosephallen]

Awesome job.

[Yakovich]

I wish I did have an awesome job...

[NGstalagmite]

EPIC.

[Yakovich]

Do you really think that this video was noting or pertaining to a long poetic composition, usually centered upon a hero, in which a series of great achievements or events is narrated in elevated style?

[comedytoddler]

Ha ha like the cut of your jib sonny. You are the Cecil B. DeMille of YouTube!!!!

[tps607]

brilliant...this is great! (amen)

[Yakovich]

Jinx!

[somncountry]

wow *****

[Yakovich]

wow is an upside down mom!

[somncountry]

whats that supposed to mean

[Yakovich]

Just an observation I decided to share...

[religionOFFENDSme]

By the way mate, Iv wondered how your daughter is doing many times... I hope shes in best health possible and smiling often!!!

[Yakovich]

kicking arse

[religionOFFENDSme]

Exactly why I dont wanna get stuck in that heaven place! Nothing but old ladies and catholic child molesters!

[Yakovich]

So heaven is exactly like Catholic School?

[CrappyCartoons]

I'll be getting to know her family and friends pretty well I guess. cept for uncle d.

[Yakovich]

I don't like my chances of making it either

[Katalyzt]

Nicely done ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[Yakovich]

Dang Katalyzt! The stars go at the top of the page!

[kentishbloke]

i guess she's buggered then :))

[sweeteuthiedoll]

Litterally, lol.

[Yakovich]

Maybe she'd already been?

[Cyrius01]

Another brilliant job!

[Yakovich]

Still alive Stef!?

[1GOD1JESUS]

absolute classic!

[Yakovich]

A true blessing from father Greg!

[zebidee55]

Between the ten commandments and the seven deadly sins, there's a lot of scope to work with. The trick is to see how many you can break at once!

[Yakovich]

This both amuses and challenges me Mick!

[zebidee55]

Hmm, just looking at the lists, I think I've managed at least six at once as a combination of commandments and deadly sins. I'll leave it up to your imagination as to which ones...

[amsp79]

There's a reason religion asks you to throw away critical thinking in favor of faith, because as soon as you actually think about these things it crumbles like the house of cards it is. I can't for the life of me think of any kind of eternal existence that wouldn't drive you insane eventually.

[Yakovich]

Not if they have a PS3!

[gogosor]

great 5/5

[MinnerBren]

haha awesome mate

[SmartmanChris]

Thing is. How do I know which bed is my death bed? Somehow, I don't think a Queen size bed will do the trick.

[Yakovich]

Unless it's in a Haitian Hotel Room...

[BiliousTrumpstaine]

..now thats funny.. bad, but very funny.

[SmartmanChris]

I thought you just had to catch a flight to get to New Zealand and immigration control was a breeze. Oh well back I go to Philippines again where they even let me in.

[hunga224]

Q. What's a Catholic priest & a pint of Guinness got in common?

A. Black coat, white collar & you've got to watch your arse if you get a

dodgy one!

[Yakovich]

You also have to aquire a taste for both

[Arthur40TwoDent]

Awesome, bro!

[Yakovich]

Choice Cuz

[fantasy0coach]

Great Vid!

[T1Matrix]

he he,.. a last minute call to god can get u into heaven..

i guess i can be me until im about to die then suck up to god. hehe

[Yakovich]

I'll have to be some quick sucking up if you happen to go in a head on!

[T1Matrix]

@Yakovich i'll just say. "Jesus Christ" or "oh God no" real fast. should be enough. :

[Regusername]

Fantastic entertainment.

I could understand Ex Kiwi Dan alright, the subtitles were a bit hard to bloody read though.

[Yakovich]

I didn't understand either

[Jacksonstreet71]

"Oh thats cool, he repented on his deathbed", classic.

[bluebeard2]

That's awesome. Even heaven has a Maori bouncer!

[Yakovich]

Choice hey!

[demolitionnomy]

i bow to you kind sir

[Yakovich]

Cheers

[EdMuirton]

Haha! Super funny Yak! Excellence Sir! Cheers!

[Yakovich]

Keep spreading the word Ed

[leeham991]

Brilliant! :D

[bennettjamin]

lmfao

[Millymouse343]

Amazing!