Ross Noble - Unrealtime (1/11)

[luclfersangel616]

Ross Nobles train of thought travels faster than the speed of light.

[UtterlyHeleno]

@Nheelum - Sweet baby Moses! He's a Time Lord! Why didn't I see this before?

Seriously though, I need to grab myself some tickets. I've managed to miss every Ross Noble tour so far, but not this time. This time I've been warned well in advance. I'm coming Doctor, I'm coming to see you...live! XD

[PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY]

The erm...

[MrsAckles09]

Seen him live. Best thing ever.

[Akarkwow]

the erm...

[snipper1331]

rip ross, you will be missed

[UtterlyHeleno]

@snipper1331 - You have either been gravely misinformed or else you have simply made a joke which I've failed to understand. Ross Noble isn't dead. I just thought I'd let you know. :)

[bigjoelindley]

@UtterlyHeleno Don't feed the trolls

[jugedread1]

@UtterlyHeleno if he is right then i saw a ghost live last month lol

[UtterlyHeleno]

@jugedread1: Or perhaps you defied the laws of time itself & unwittingly travelled back to an era in which Mr Noble was still alive & in doing so you somehow managed to create a rip in the fabric of reality, into which earth descended, hence we are all trapped in an alternate dimension where Mr Noble continues to live? Snipper, however, somehow managed to remain immune to the chronological shenanigans.

Any which way, you're a very lucky guy/gal to have seen Mr Noble live. I envy you greatly :)

[skybluepinkstar]

Much Love For Ross <3

[UnFathomableVideos]

WTf this isn't funny at all. If anything it's awkward to watch.

[yubisakireno]

ross is probably the most.... best.... wigging person ive ever fuckin met lol

[ProudToBeGeeky]

'Je suis le gare' XD Dosen't that mean 'I am the [railway] station?' Oh dear, that had me in stitches!

[msunami]

He sounds like Hitler at the very end. Hitler, getting attacked by an angry vole...

[Purplemonkeyonabike]

Does he even write down or plan what he's gonna say!!??

[fearthegeeklord]

@Purplemonkeyonabike He usually goes on stage with a story or two but he gets..distracted.

[TheMightybooshrock82]

@Namfooodle, I LOVE YOU :'D

[Roundapanda]

2 people were bitten by tiny voles

[theunusualsuspectstv]

an overrated comedian in my opinion

[whitebeam]

@theunusualsuspectstv Not your kind of humour then, because I'm literally dying oh laughing when I watch his shows.

[theunusualsuspectstv]

@whitebeam Yeah i guess so, i respect he is a good performer, just i don't laugh

[AntiGrav510]

Two people were fighting voles as they tried to press the 'like' button.

[alankat1690]

going to see him tonight. cannot wait

[sblaney66]

This guy is crap....

[D119heavy]

Anybody know where I can find the full Ross Noble live in Regents Park set? I think it used to be on youtube but apparently it's gone now I cant find it...

[rob5413]

@D119heavy Same here! For some reason it's been deleted! I thought I was going mad. :-)

[Ganonscreature]

@midnight551 that is my birthday, but alas i am australian :-( ah well i'll just watch his dvd's and get hammered

[Berty1595]

ross noble went to my school in cramlington, newcastle :D

[japearsall1987]

@midnight551 He's totally going to spit all over you :P

[247otaku]

youre all in for a treat - just saw him a few days ago at Manchester Opera house and boy was he on fire - I'm still laughing about it now!

All I'll say about it is only Ross Noble could make Googleing "Bob Dylan Electric Wheelchair Judas" during the interval be a sensible passing of time XD.

[LauraMJJx]

Seeing him October 22nd in Wolverhamptom :D

[remmerdale1]

:D i cant believe i finally get to see him on the 25th :D

[JimGrim90]

I'm going to see him November 13th in Newcastle!

[IxLovexNoelxFielding]

@JimGrim90 Am gonna c him october 15th in Dunfermline :)

[TheTinTrooper]

@JimGrim90 November 29th in Liverpool.

[spartasbutterfly]

he sounds like shrek lolll hes awesome

[JessicaaCapstick]

omg, i'm going to see him next month! yayy! XD

[mistersusan1471]

@JessicaaCapstick you're in for a treat, I saw him last year, he called me somerset boy and gave me an ice cream :)

[Nightlightknight]

wahey I've got this on dvd:)

[RealyFastPivot]

wtfs a vool

[JsvartkorpJ]

@RealyFastPivot maybe a wolf

[yellowfishstick]

@RealyFastPivot a vole is a small woodland creature similar in size to a rat or squirrel

[MrsAckles09]

going to see this man live AGAIN next year, cannae wait!

[jaylanlifetime2001]

this video is so boring

[RammsteinJim]

i know i'm gonna get thumbs down for this but...i've seen just about every ross noble show there is...he is fantastic, absolute brilliance, but i was disappointed with this show...just didn't have it tonight i don't think...

[niallisicelak]

@RammsteinJim i agree man

[Sylantio]

@RammsteinJim Really? I enjoyed this one (the first of his shows I saw =]). It was Sonic Waffle that I wasn't as hugely fussed by, thought he wasn't on as good form then!

On the other hand, Randomist, Fizzy Logic and Nobleism are all really awesome! And he was fantastic on Jonathon Ross the other week xD Saw him live in March, and he asked for my hat to do a Bono impression. Threw it at him, but it hit a guy in the front row, and thus he instantly dubbed me "Oddjob" for the rest of the night!

[BurkeeBaybee]

OMG OMG OMG !

He is sooooo funny :L 'Vaguely Imaginary:L'

Thats The way im going now ;D

[Michaelsbabybye]

omg this dude is so epic. i love him! i definitely need to see him live. HE IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

[LeKayFace]

I can't believe he just makes this stuff up as he goes along

Which he must do, because these jokes are all based off a guy he's never met before i.e. the Chris dude xD

Unless the Chris dude is an actor, but I highly doubt that

In short - ROSS IS AMAZING!

[notyetlaughing]

@LeKayFace I've seen him live - he is amazing!

[ImaginaryNightshade]

@LeKayFace He'd need to hire a lot of actors if everyone in the audience he talked to were actors :) so I'm quite sure they're not, and that Ross is just a comedy genius :)

[VortexProducer]

No. You idiot.

[BARNEYisGHEY]

My god he is funny I just bought this on DVD

[MadMicas]

@BARNEYisGHEY then why were you watching it on youtube?

[audiieepirate]

i'm seeing him at the comedy festival this year ! :D im so excited.

[sakib1990]

That Aslan on the deck thing is hilarious

[DragonSporks]

Bienvenue! Bienvenue!

Mesdames, monsieur Pascal!

Que leur de dire?

Que leur de dire?

Je suis le gars...

-- Les Miserables, act 1, scene 1

Now playing live in Narnia, starring Ross Noble, and Aslan in the role of Pascal.

[NajMeTender]

It's 'quelle heure est-il?'

Now that's a musical I'd watch!

[slashboy5]

Before i die i need to see Ross live! My favorite comedian ever.

[ianpatrickbuss]

too bad, im going to hit you with a brick tomorrow!

[daint9]

no, no bricks for you

[ShrededToDeath]

@slashboy5 he is amazing live!, soo awesome, u cant miss him.

[Chrisssss234]

@slashboy5 Probably one of the best things you can put on a "Things To Do Before You Die" list... I second that, and I need to see him live at some point as well.

Of course, by now, you may have seen him...

[MrFishyKnickers]

@slashboy5 I saw Nobleism live in london (Hammersmith, maybe) and it was te best stand up I have ever seen. I passed out on the way home from laughing too much.

[shadowstalker1120]

@slashboy5 If it's your goal to see Ross live before you die (or before he dies, for that matter) make sure you get it done. I made it my life goal to see Carlin before he died and sadly, I didn't make it. Sucks.

[nasalscarecrow]

@slashboy5 Ross was responsible for the top two comedy shows I ever saw.

[greendaymad3]

@nasalscarecrow what comedies?

[nasalscarecrow]

@greendaymad3 I meant I went to see him perform twice, and they were the best stand up shows I've ever seen/heard.

[BeyondThat01]

@slashboy5 Agreed. And we could die at time. Even tomorrow. I suggest we go out, and do it RIGHT NOW. we'll capture him, and put him in a box, then ship im back to my place, and lock him up in a room, and force him to preform to us. Whenever mealtimes get awkard, we'll bring him up for dinner, and there will never be an awkard silence again.

[kingofthedammed]

went to go and see ross in london at the apollo

I was laffing from beginning to end..

he is just so random!

[mistersusan1471]

I'm going next week!!!! SOOOO Excited! Definitely my favourite comedian ever!!!! XD

[chunkyscotty]

Bet that'll be excellent!

[patsfanuk]

i went last weekend was soooo funny!

[kickyc]

He's not random! You just don't think as fast as him. I don't think anyone does...

[toastywhale]

robin williams is 1 of few that thinks faster than him i rkn

[kickyc]

@toastywhale true that...

[calbo555]

billy connolly aswell probly the fastest minded comedian :D

[NaomiR329]

@kickyc i think he's a genius :)

[kickyc]

@NaomiR329

Hear, hear!



[PhoenixFighter09]

@kickyc Douglas Adams might be able to give him a run for his money...

[kickyc]

@PhoenixFighter09 I think it's safe to say that the only true psychic is the lovechild of Douglas Adams and Ross Noble. It can think so fast it can think into the future. I think I just described Chuck Norris...

[pacbizkit]

is that the same theatre that russel brand did his show in

[bananachip33]

HOLY CRAP!! I was just on ross's website and there was a roary sound and I had the tab shut coz I was watching this and just at the bit where he was shouting CHRIS!!! there was this massive ROAR! and I got a really big fright.

[mrsXokevinXojonas00]

this is soo funny. but what the heck is a vole... ive never heard of that before.

[Thisnameistaken11]

A wee woodland rodent type thing. Like a mouse or a shrew.

[mrsXokevinXojonas00]

ahhh thanks! :)

[josh8811]

like a little mouse thing - a rodent.

[captainantlad]

6:00 just bookmarking where i was, still hilarious

[AngelOfTheCrows]

I don't really like rap, but I thiink I would if they were keeping it vaugely imaginary.

I vote for a new community of rappers being created, and I promise I will go to their every gig:D

[stratman06]

My God, this would be good with some weed.

[MizzFujin]

haha yeah, it usually is.

[Enleuk]

it is awesome both with and without

[musicsthelife]

hmm dont know why, but didnt find this as funnyas randomist and fizzy logic

[animegirl19791]

"My main man Aslan!" Lol this is freaking hilarious!

[puffcock]

je suis la gare? 'I am a train station'?

[TTTrixta]

Eeeun dedun dedun dedun.........that's all I know...

HAHAHA.

[JERorly]

how funny is his "Things" cause i'm watching him this month, wondering if it's funnier than this or?

[DangerousDan777]

im going watch that in april :) .. cana wait

[jorjlim]

every show is differnet but never less funny, if anything more

[xdoodahhx]

the funniest thing he's done - every show is different but funnier than the one before it

[1990matt1990matt]

it was brilliant in Basingstoke!

[JERorly]

Demontfort Leicester was amazing

[ArtfulDodger92]

Last night in Newcastle absaloutaly amazing!!

[beefneck111]

i was at that gig nvr laughed so much in my life

[fireflower123]

It's great, as always each night is completely different but he does some stuff on jade goody, strokes etc

[JERorly]

The Jade Good stuff was... hahah awesome.

[hbubely]

I saw him at Blackpool, most of the show was based around a woman who had had a stroke, and stroking people who came in late lmao

[L0opylo0]

I saw him in Norwich and he got people to stroke people who where late to XD And he also did some stuff on Jade Goody and Axel Rose XD

[Leinad44]

Just saw him, absolute legend

[AJPLJSS]

namfoodle, Cheers i love you!

[Kethambelle]

Namfooodle u r a LEGEND!!! thanx 4 puttin up so many gr8 quality noble shows, im truely grateful

too bad i discovered all these classic noble vids at the same time i wz mena b revising 4 my psychobiology final....u can guess which 1 won my attention, sod my degree!!

[777BL4d3]

the.. erm, performance was AWESOME

[ShiftyStep]

"This entire theatre is infested with voles" LOL :D

[lustmyeyes]

down with the kids!

[XxLozzlesxX]

arr he just makes Newcastle loook mint.

hes a legend!

[Hazelhurstj]

He is from Cramlington

[XxLozzlesxX]

He's Still Classed as a Geordie..

[SexyFairy11]

omigod 666 views!

[Silentjackal]

YOU'VE WON ALL THE INTERNETS!

[xxoxxtinadevinexxoxx]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU :)

[Rynor]

Thank you so much, mang.

[golightly313]

thank you for the upload.

[crazydan3000]

This is the one Ross show I don't have on DVD. I love you!

[franz0705]

WOOO! been waiting for someone to upload unrealtime! THANKS