What are Germs

[Adrian1Monk]

lol...germs can kill you only if you eat a plate of milk gone bad

[eggie947]

I have never got a rail way nail in my head...

[mafarmerga]

So THAT explains what happened when the railroad spike was impaled into my brain!

[JustFo2sH]

Never let a dog eat your head WTF why would a dog eat my head ??

[Benthelooney]

@JustFo2sH

Because it tastes like meat. LOL!

[TheMadamMalice]

Dirty filthy cowboys! :D

[3DPlanets]

I doubt putting hydrochloric acid in my mouth would be a good idea.

[josfxj122008]

sooo funny

[MegaTommyguy]

what is the song called?

[delfmeek]

@MegaTommyguy I wish I knew! You hear this kind of music in these old time videos... Shazam on my phone didn't recongnize it either.

[rowsdower50]

@MegaTommyguy The song is called "Hackney Carriage"

[delfmeek]

@rowsdower50 Thanks for the name of the song! I've been looking for this kind of music to use in some videos I've been doing. Thumbs up to you for knowing this!

[rowsdower50]

@delfmeek Yeah, no problem. Also look up "Ren and Stimpy Production Music" for a whole torrent of that kind of stuff.

[TheRadical42]

Thanks for that great advice! I hope now to live to be 100 years old.

[00YsoSerious00]

dogs are the BEEEEEST IDIOT!!!

[TheBsheep]

@00YsoSerious00 please tell my girlfriend that....maybe then she'll let me back in the bed instead of sleeping on the couch.....

[aquarius21192]

great thank you for incressing my phobia

[delfmeek]

Anytime!

[dougd1015]

Very very informative.

[NarutoFan1114]

ROFL with the bar of soap.

[delfmeek]

Every night... that bar of soap visits me in my sleep. I'm going to punch him next time.

[lhuez]

How exactly is the doctor supposed to see if you have germs just by looking up your nose? How BIG are these germs? And how can he tell the difference between harmless/helpful germs and germs that make you sick?

[lhuez]

It's a real good thing this is meant to be a joke. Thing is, some of the real shorts from the 50s are almost as ridiculous as this one, which makes the first part of this one almost credible as genuine. Of course, it becomes progressively more and more outrageous.

[delfmeek]

do a search for "Safety and you" for another good video....

[KingOculus0]

Yes, cause I get railroad spikes in my head all the time. Thank goodness for crazy glue!

[delfmeek]

Amen to that! They should put that on the back of the bottle of crazy glue: "Great for sealing up those pesky railroad spikes through the head"

[DivisibleByWaffle]

Crap, I let a dog eat my hair!

[delfmeek]

Be sure to wash it... or else, a giant talking bar of soap will visit you in the middle of the night... and you'll never be heard from again.

[ZavionSrath]

Oh god, I'm doomed!

[delfmeek]

You touched a Bicycle with your bare hands, didn't you?

[metallicakixtotalass]

WTF is that at :11????

[Kontinasu]

One of the human body joints.

I think this is your elbow? Maybe knee?

I'm not sure.

[musicartist525]

It's a knee joint, missing major ligaments, patella, and related tendons. I wonder what film that clip came from.

[caboose678]

that kind of acid would kill you for real that the acid found in your stomich

[varnex]

well its in your digestive fluids anyways

[crayzclown]

i saw the giant bar of soap... i KILLED HIM!

[delfmeek]

Think how scary it really would be waking up to a big bar of soap at your bed?!!?

[crayzclown]

lol, i chopped off his head!

[WalrusGuy]

I can't believe I recognize the sources of most of the stock footage used in this video AND the music.

[delfmeek]

Hey... have any idea where to get the music?  I've been wanting to make a home video with this kind of theme music....

Out of curiousity, what are the sources of these videos?

[bostonredsock]

Where Do I Get The Stock Footage???(Oh,And The Music)

[delfmeek]

I'm not sure where the stock footage came from. This video came off of the Weird Al yankovic Live concert DVD. As for the music, I would be curious to know where to find this as well. I was told this type of music is called "champagne music".. ??

[paulmccartney1112]

Girty Filthy Cowboys. Crazy Glue would KILL.

[onlinedesign]

Yep - you gotta watch those dirty, filthy cowboys! Great video!