Postal III Walkthrough - Part 1 The Postman Returns English Let's Play

[M0rgm0nster]

Lol: CUTE ZOMBIE! "What!?"

[Drizzt914]

ahhh the beginning scene is all about postal 2

[joekool88]

Are you playing the good or bad path? Hope to see both walkthrough

[MrSALAN97]

its a good game but postal 2 is better but its fun so yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh

[TrickyPickyRicky123]

Wait. WHAT THE FUCK??!?!?!? POWERED BY SOURCE??!?!??? I FUCKIN HOPE THEY GOT PERMISSION FROM VALVE. Never knew running with scissors and valve worked together. If you guys don't know what I'm talking about you've clearly never played a truly good game.

[TheMondele]

@TrickyPickyRicky123 dude, if I bought a source engine it doesn't mean I work with valve...

[buddingman]

have u ewer played any previous postals?? pee ur self to extinguse the fire :DD

[TheSoulreaper6000]

why does he look like duke nukem except with an over coat

[StormSam126]

@TheSoulreaper6000 must be Duke's older Cousin!

[Nazrat84]

CUTE ZOMBIE!

[OberstTim]

Achievement unlocked: Emo lol :D

[Scorch052]

lol i luv hao gi gave this a fucking 1

[Nazrat84]

Paradise city would have fit nicely

[Nazrat84]

Running with Scissors is an American developer actually, they just released this game in Russia first.

[NongIsRad]

Holy shit this game actually fuckin' came out!? right under my nose or what!?

[JankyToe]

This guy related to Duke Nukem or something?

[vollezar]

$40 for this? no thanks. Too bad, I was looking forward to this.

[darkenigma771]

on fire? just pee on yourself bro. haha

[xWeBecameTheSunx]

Hl2.exe has stopped working

[theREALgabe09]

New voice actor D:

[MrRetlav]

hl2 sfx!!!

[Quickscop35]

My mom calls me postal dude :(

[TheCasualJoe]

Anyways

[di3m4rly]

first things first WHERE THE FUCK IS GARY COLEMAN

[DontdroptheSOPA]

@di3m4rly Died last game. It's Uwe Boll now...

[DarkArtistKaiser]

So we got a Porno star, who made a mario reference and a Luigis Mansion reference(The vacuum, you wear it like Luigi did).

[xicario129]

lol i know it when i see the images the game will be powered by source

[CountChokcula]

At the beginning O_____O

[Gumblert]

lol this game looks terrible

[megakurre]

the humor and stuff seem fun and all but the actual gameplay looks kinda shitty to me

[thefallenspy]

Is this on the source engine? Those muzzleflashes and those bullet impact sounds sound familiar.

[MrBlinkfan98]

@thefallenspy it is on source engine look at 0:20

[BorderlandsUK]

looks shit...wow i was just about to buy this

[Leeart217]

Fuck the cut scene graphics!

[horrorTTX]

This commentator fucking sucks

[3Dtacos]

RON JEREMY!!!

[3Z3K13L08]

Change to the fucking gun! Jesus...

[DDarkHedgehog]

All the Postal 2 memories in the beginning...oh just...just...THE NOSTALGIA!

[Skogze]

The beginning sounds like a smosh video

[kuto17]

Double intro fail.

[outo1235]

¨¨Tip: Use the mouse to look around¨¨XD

[MrSamods]

LOL ron jeremy

[ThreeGuysOneBucket]

I how he is 100% aware he is in a video game.

[omfgturtle23]

OH MEH GAWD ITSD OUJT ON STEAM FOR DAY 40BUCKS TREW-84NFGTOI5GRSGRFFDSGDSRGSD­G

[donnywillo]

+ you didnt edit it why ?

[donnywillo]

i remeber playing 1/2/2.5 back in the early 2000s

[mimipurple1]

IS IT OUT WHEEEN WILL IT BE IF IT IS NOT IOAHKLVHDUHF IAEGAEF !!!!!????!!!!???

[bigz21311]

@mimipurple1 its out on steam but im not sure about anything else

[blademaster11121]

@mimipurple1 its already avalible on steam

[aer241]

lol i saw this and my mind told me portal III instead of postal III

[woodsie31498]

thumbs up if gameinformer brought u hear

[adg2k11]

YAY! This game got the "ultimate imperfect game" score of 1 out of 10 from GI.

[mdtwiztid]

@adg2k11 lol

[zedscomet]

I thumbs upped just for the double intro. The rest was a bonus. =)

[bakugeta]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY CHAMPPPPPPPPPPPP.AHHHHHH

[bakugeta]

this game fucking sucks.

[bakugeta]

lol this got a one in gameinformer

[thorpemax]

WHAT THE SHIT CHAMP DIED>:

FUCK ALL OF YOU

:(

[KeiFresh]

*gameinformer



[KeiFresh]

gaeminformer gave this game a 1



[KSAntiNoob]

Yeah man, Uwe Boll is an horrible film maker.

[jly9812]

WHO NEEDS BF3 OR MW3, POSTAL 3 BITCHES

[SanderDolce]

Lol i thought the title said Portal III.

[jokerman693]

is this out now?

[smallfry101play]

When did this ever release????

[Screep5]

I GOT YOU!! :OO You read your text!

Lol at 01:00 you repeated yourself xD But however.. good job

[Roerpues]

paid to do this

[STLouis314ification]

i will like favorite and sub if you finish this game

[SandyCohenful]

the only thing worse than this games jokes are the jokes of the guy playing it.

[SandyCohenful]

this fucking sucks and i don't get offended and I'm still am not but are they just trying to be offensive. this is like absurdly bad.

[NevetSteven7]

GameInformer gave this game a rating of 1, stating that it's "Moving beyond immature". Well, although I do agree with that, this game does not look terrible, but definitely not great. I just had to check out some game-play, it looks pretty entertaining.

[AlexLong1000]

@NevetSteven7 Play it before you make a judgement. It's fucking horrible.

[olm3212]

This came out

[crysis21films]

fuck off final fantsy or at least get a better song

[halofanteam]

CHAMP DIED?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O

[gangster4512]

how champ die T.T ?????????????

[ShadowsDeath07]

Hey i need some help. I downloaded this game from Gamefly, and now its on steam. Now i have sound in English, but all the text/objectives are in Russian. Do you have any idea how to fix this? i tried redownloading and validating my files...i just cant figure it out, is there any way you can help me?

[LauranceCWright]

Hard to watch, don't seem to say much and when you do it's not interesting. Boring let's play.

[superjchamma]

wait, WHO THE FUCK IS CHAMP!?

[darksider544]

@superjchamma the dog.

[superjchamma]

@darksider544 Yeah I know. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE EMOTIONAL ABOUT THIS?!

[ChiskoJuanisimo]

I tried to be a good boy in postal 2, but.. it's impossible!

[Ozzi0Sheepaz]

CHAMP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Alastarsblade]

I didnt even know this was released yet, not even a review on gametrailers

[killerfgs]

Why'd they remove Postal 3 from steam? because of the valve joke's or some shit?

[krisridge1985]

Or walk through for that matter

[krisridge1985]

huhhnha hhaaa hhaa hhyuhanha hha huu haaaa huu,fire fun, Pee,OH No NO NO NO NO ZOMBIES, YEAH, There is no lack of people who say useless stupid shit during a game review, especially Americans. I remember when I watched someone repeatedly say whoa whilst playing the Dead space 2 Demo.

[xXGhilliedxSamuraiXx]

Tetra, you did a walkthrough of Skyward Sword, and this is what you follow it up with? Please only play good games.

[DHScherocha]

@DMDS1991 I'm not trolling. This game received a 1/10 on GA, and a 3/10 on GameSpot. It's already being universally panned as one of the worst games of the decade. If you like it, it's because you're a simple-minded moron who is easily amused by lame jokes and obvious attempts at crappy shock humour.

[PromiserOfdeath2]

*Facepalm* No Offense OP ive watched all your Postal 3 videos and you make the game more boring by killing everyone and not actually doing what the mission prompt asks You disgrace me as a Postal Gamer. I could also tell that your new to Postal that you probably havent played Postal 2 because when you set yourself on fire your suppose to pee in the up in the air, plus you didn't get any of the Obvious Postal 1 and 2 References you seem baffled by them.

[anc19992013]

wow.......... this shit is fuckin awsome!!!

[coolsnape]

0:56 reminds me of the saints row loding screen with prof genki he is siiting whiel smoking a cigar whiel the tv is all broken

[Voorheesdaman]

Haha this game looks really bad.

[bigJJBulldog22]

when will Postal 3 be out on Steam? All My friend told me is that this game only came out in Russia, is he right?

[ChrisRedfield1991]

@bigJJBulldog22 you have to buy the game from other digital distribution sites

[bigJJBulldog22]

@ChrisRedfield1991 I see, Thx.

[deadhawk1212]

I like how they made it into a comic format.

Plus that they actually reference the DLC, and not just pretending that it didn't happen.

[1davidisawesome]

guy sucks at this game how he get it?

[stickmakerman]

piss on yourself to extinguish yourself

[TheMentalgen]

i just looked on the wiki and err it is powered by the source engine? if it is THATS AWESOME

THE ENGINE LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING I HOPE VALVE MAKES THE GRAPHICS IN EP3 LIKE THESE

[MrDanGaina]

You can't play it with an ATI/AMD videocard.. You can't disable Physx!

[APCDraw]

the guy on the radio sounds like Randal from the Honey Badger video :o

[Rajoovi1]

have you never played postal 2? you put yourself out by pissing on yourself. yeah really you do.

[Rajoovi1]

powered by source. weird



[Costynha96]

i love this game in first or third person is still a good game :D

[AlexLong1000]

This game sucks so hard.

[WeArentGamers]

is this really that bad game??

[RealTenryuken]

What the game is already out?

[MrPirate207]

I am saddened by the loss of Champ. *Kills self*

[MagicOceanBird]

"Like I told you guys this game is Absolute ***""Shenanigans""***

God Damn It So MUCH SHENANIGANS GOD I JUST CANT HANDLE THE OUTRAGEOUS SHENANIGANS.

Thats Right People The only way to describe Postal III Is it is Just full of shenanigans

When I Played Postal II Years ago I Thought That Was Some hilariously FUCKED up Shit

But now number three Only has Shenanigans so what is the point of playing something

unless I am Mistaken lol

[Ankido94]

BACON BACON BACON!!!

[TheMegaBoy100]

champ was born before my birth day

[dudearlo]

they fuckin need this for mac

[nascar51523fan]

I can tell you've never played any other postal game in your life...

[FaTxKooLAid]

How come you can buy this on Steem?

Somebody plz respond!

[M0viesAndGames]

can u still pee on people in 3?

[Mcdovin1]

@M0viesAndGames Obviously. Watch the video.

[neroleogane]

uwe boll

[LoveMurderinSnitches]

This game is hilarious, I hope they port it to console.

[BlacksVideos]

@LoveMurderinSnitches

Its already on console i think.

[TheHegehogSonic]

@BlacksVideos Thanks for telling me because my PC wont let me play video games for some odd reason.

[ShadowTheDarkBR]

@LoveMurderinSnitches Well since it was announced it was confirmed for PS3 and XBOX360

[bidondo1]

Mmm I was waiting more than this :/

The graphics are a shit :(

Postal 2 rlz ♥

[hitmanequalsedathmac]

why cant I find this game in steam

[tonzai514]

camp dead!?

[MrClacy88]

wow thats a sexual intro

[JohnSevren]

Did you seriously just say itsa me a mario? I would personally be saying 'HOLY SHIT ITS RON JEREMY THE FAMOUS PORN STAR"

[ImTheWackhead]

did he just introduce himself 2 times

[88Meters]

More mindless, stupid shit.

Yay.

[kristiansvenkerud]

i kept up with this game for awhile but thought it wouldn't be out forever like duke nukem but its out which is cool and i guess its only for PC like serious sam right?

[GhostSquad57]

@kristiansvenkerud Running With Scissors said that a lack of budget has delayed the console ports, but much like Serious Sam 3, it will EVENTUALLY get console ports.

[RattlingHeads]

What few people know is that the game actually has a full soundtrack. Just go to Options > Audio and set music to higher volume. By default the music is completely muted, which Akella fixed later in a patch. Who would be dumb enough to let that happen, I don't know, but fact is, the Russians pretty much fucked this game up (Trashmasters as well).

[arendfieldx]

i dont know but he had postal 3 with 10.5 gb

[Unit987654321]

What the fuck I don't care about STD's

[Doominatorx6]

"The Mad Cow Tourettes Zombie epidemic broke out..."

Yeah, I remember why I love this series.

[narrkitten]

I got all choked up when I found out champ died T-T

[darkdude521]

@narrkitten WHYYYYYY CHAMP, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HunterLee1204]

@narrkitten rip champ :(

[makattacker1]

I've played postal 2, and i've been waiting to see someone post a Postal 3 video, so glad you posted one<3 i shall now subscribe.

[DEN33052]

this is Russian game

[XrandomkX]

I ordered this game in 2007... 5 years, and finnaly! it comes out in January in sweden!:)

[sonickun95]

@XrandomkX så det är inte bannat som Postal 2? XP

[AsafSchnider]

lol "its a me mario"

[Bingbnag]

Finnaly THIS FUCKING GAME IS FUCKING OUT1!!!!!!!@#!@$@#%

[arendfieldx]

i already downloaded it on piratebay but still tnx mate :)

[esteban801001]

@arendfieldx u downloaded it on piratebay of a user called FLIIX?

[siralucard19]

3:39 Curse you Uwe Boll!!! If it wasn't for your shit pickle of a movie Postal, the Postal Dude's bitch...wife wouldn't be a big fat lazy bitch. Peggy Bundy is lazy and doesn't move a muscle but she has shapes.

[siralucard19]

Osama died and boy they just couldn't find Rick Hunter(the original voice of the postal dude) or at least someone who really sounds like him. Postal 3 and Hitman 5 have one thing in common, bad voice actors.

[ultomatos]

12:56

[DeadMan2801]

Running with Scissors, Inc.is an American computer game developer based in Arizona. NOT RUSSIAN

[undocumentedspot]

@DeadMan2801 Sure, RWS is American company. but since they are busy in more important things like babe pictures on their site, and have no money per their claim. they gave the game to a Russian company called Akella .

[shit4brains222]

Where The Fuck Can you get this?

I had no clue it was even out yet?

[manic221]

@shit4brains222 either gamersgate or you can go on the website and wait till they send you a steam key... it's not officially available through the store yet so the keys aren't automatic so it could take a while for you to get your key :)

[X3CuT1oNR]

@:58 WTF happened?

[Inspuhrationz]

hope u learnedBout the fucking health system skippy made me LMAO

[qwerty93k]

where can i get english patch?

[arendfieldx]

were do you buy this game i dont see it in holland :(

[sharkiecargocult]

@arendfieldx You can go to the Postal III website, and buy this as a download for your PC/MAC for 40 bucks. Too bad my graphics card at the moment might be a little outdated so I will wait awhile.

[sharkiecargocult]

This looks great. I think this here computer is a bit antiquated to play the PC version. I will try my luck and wishful thinking and see if the PS3 game engine issues are resolved and the Playstation3 version finally becomes a piece of reality.

[KyoshoBallard]

Node graph error? Good way to share to the greater world that you pirated the game.

[madkat1125]

@KyoshoBallard this game is a buggy POS, go read the gopostal forums... or google postal II.

[madkat1125]

@madkat1125 Postal III* Postal 2 was buggy as hell originally. 

[EliteXxTaNkXx]

i want it so much!!!!

[petr6508]

I think first person was better.

[theraino69]

@petr6508 wut do you mean first? this is the same dude

[petr6508]

@theraino69 I mean FPS . t

[Arthemesic]

@petr6508

Hands-down.. Was going to buy this game but ugh... To be honest Max Payne has been, is and will be the only 3rd person shooter that's actually worth playing.

[DeadManSinging1]

@Arthemesic If thats what you think, you a truly retarded