Okay, people, we came here to laugh at Tim's comedy, not engage in a religion VS science war. I really believe that one does not exclude the other, and that the two actually work together very well. So please stop arguing. It rarely does any good.
OK HERE IS THE TRUTH. the big bang created the world not GOD! and who ever beleves in this horse shit every1 calls christianity needs a reality check. to be honest i would beleve in the easter bunny b4 i bleve in GOD! so fuck all christians! SCIENCE RULES!
@whisperandsecret bullshit u simple minded fool. it is natural for humans to beleve in god because mabe they grew up with christianity, but if u think logicaly there is no reason for there to be a god. it is like saying magic is real! its simply the truth.
@thunder72191 There's no reason to curse at me. And I am not simple minded, nor am I a fool. I am in Nursing school, on my way to medical school. Yes, I have been raised in a christian home, and blessed to be. Why shouldn't there be a God? Why is it so impossible to think so? Why am I simple minded for believing that something great and mighty crafted this world, and you're not for thinking that it exploded from a ball of mud? God is real, and He loves you. THAT'S the truth.
@thunder72191 It actually takes more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a Creator. There are other things that science cannot explain. It cannot explain mathematics because science presupposes math. The Bible is also the only book that contained scientific facts long before they were ever discovered. Some of them are found in: Isaiah 40:22, Hebrews 11:3, Job 26:7, Psalm 8:8, Isaiah 51:6, Psalm 102:25-26, Hebrews 1:11, Ecclesiastes 1:7, Ecclesiastes 11:3, Amos 9:6,
@whisperandsecret bullshit u simple minded fool. it is natural for humans to beleve in god because mabe they grew up with christianity, but if u think logicaly there is no reason for there to be a god. it is like saying magic is real! its simply the truth.
@thunder72191 Actually, I grew up believing in evolution. Then I studied science. Simply put: macroevolution is impossible. Genetic limitations would prevent it from happening. By the way, I know an atheist who professed faith in magic when he was confronted with the evidence for creation. True story. Evolution is completely contrary to the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics and the Theory of General Relativity. Not only that, evolutionists cannot explain where the first life came from.
@thunder72191 Let me ask you this: If everything we see is material, then what are morals? What is the chemical composition of love? How much does hate weigh? How are you even thinking right now? How much did your last thought weigh? See, not everything is material. The Big Bang would necessitate a belief in God. If there was nothing in the beginning, then there should be nothing now.
"Nothing begets nothing."
-Hume
If God is not real, then neither are morals. You couldn't even be alive.
@thunder72191 Let me ask you this: If everything we see is material, then what are morals? What is the chemical composition of love? How much does hate weigh? How are you even thinking right now? How much did your last thought weigh? See, not everything is material. The Big Bang would necessitate a belief in God. If there was nothing in the beginning, then there should be nothing now.
"Nothing begets nothing."
-Hume
If God is not real, then neither are morals. You couldn't even be alive.
@thunder72191 Genesis 2:1, Ecclesiastes 1:6, Job 28:25, Job 38:12-14, Job 38:16, and Proverbs 14:30. Don't believe me? Look them up yourself. They plainly state what science has only recently discovered. These are just a few. There are more than these. Einstein even had some things to say about faith and science. He said, "Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind."
@thunder72191 Genesis 2:1, Ecclesiastes 1:6, Job 28:25, Job 38:12-14, Job 38:16, and Proverbs 14:30. Don't believe me? Look them up yourself. They plainly state what science has only recently discovered. These are just a few. There are more than these. Einstein even had some things to say about faith and science. He said, "Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind."
@thunder72191 Evolutionists love to quote the studies that show that human DNA and ape DNA show a 90% or so similarity. What most evolutionists will not admit, because it is fatal to their view, is that the DNA similarity between humans and mice is also about 90%. Whenever I debate evolutionists and mention this, it normally leaves them without an explanation and often speechless.
If you still have problems, explain to me how the Big Bang happened. There was no matter, space, or time before it. So explain how that happened without any of those. It can't be done. All materialist arguments presuppose one or more of these. Yes, I believe in the Big Bang. I just know Who made the bang.
@thunder72191 Also, most of the major scientists in history have been Christians. Some of these are: Newton, Faraday, Maxwell, Kelvin, Boyle, Dalton, Ramsay, Ray, Linnaeus, Mendel, Pasteur, Steno, Woodward, Brewster, Agassiz, Kepler, Herschel, Maunder, Galileo (It was the Roman Catholic Church that opposed Galileo, not the Christian Church, as many believe).
@thunder72919 Even Charles Darwin admitted some belief in God. He wrote about a "Creator" in "Origion of Species". He wrote, "There is a grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, HAVING BEEN ORIGINALLY BREATHED BY THE CREATOR into a few forms or into one" ("The Origin Of Species", Chapter 15).
@thunder72191 Saying the big bang created the universe is as possible or as likely as you getting a 10,000 pieced puzzle and throwing it on a table and it all fits together. This universe is too complex and so well put together that is couldn't have been created by an explosion. It had to be designed by someone. There are also several other reasons why that theory is false.
@071downloadthis582 The Big Bang is scientifically sound. However, it supports Creation. The theory says that before there was matter, space, or time, Someone created something out of nothing. It is consistant with the Genesis account. Even leading atheist and agnostic scientists will admit this.
@mrschocolatebox lol not all of us hate it! i think this is the funniest thing! now everytime i go to work, i look at that big DRESSBARN sign, and chuckle to myself... :)
@gut197 it was in reference to a previous joke about wheel of fortune vs jeopardy - i think it's in another video on here of his, like one of the ones that has "part 1" or whatever in the title
"A Merry Heart Does good like a medicine" This brother is hilarious! and has a God-given gift and is using it to lift others up and heal. Let yourself be healed mentally, emotionally and physically!
He came to our town and we have an Aldi and he was like who wants to shop at All Die??? and Big lots what happens if the l goes out on the sign no one wants to shop at Big ots.
lol. i love his comedy. my mom shops at sam's club and costco to get the bulk items cause it's sometimes cheaper so this is hilarious since i know how it is.
i saw the dress barn at a plaza, now me and my brother always repeat this video every time we drive past it :D
emstar42 5 days ago
" we're you raised in a barn?" " no but I shop at one" haha love this dude!!!
meggerslestrange 1 week ago
This guy is cool
ilovemichael081 1 week ago
Dress barnnnnnnnnn
ilovemichael081 3 weeks ago
My cheeks have expired/overheated due to significant laughung 200 mph OVER the speed limit! ;*)
SuperTocoma 1 month ago
1:54 I died. My ghost is writing this comment.
WickedPotterHead 2 months ago
"I WANT A "L"!!!!"
snowbarbieblue 2 months ago
I cannot stop laughing! This guy is soooooooo funny!
Batyaboo 2 months ago
can't breath ......i'm dying........of.........laughter hahaha thanks for uploading
MegaLegohalo 4 months ago 3
wow he is funnier then ed newton
lexyh1 4 months ago
Okay, people, we came here to laugh at Tim's comedy, not engage in a religion VS science war. I really believe that one does not exclude the other, and that the two actually work together very well. So please stop arguing. It rarely does any good.
TheTrojanTiger 4 months ago 2
God loves you,(: He cares about people even when they curse his name. He created all of us! I'm so glad he did!(:
GirlforGod15 6 months ago
OK HERE IS THE TRUTH. the big bang created the world not GOD! and who ever beleves in this horse shit every1 calls christianity needs a reality check. to be honest i would beleve in the easter bunny b4 i bleve in GOD! so fuck all christians! SCIENCE RULES!
thunder72191 6 months ago
@thunder72191 God created science. Every rule of science is a rule that God created.
whisperandsecret 6 months ago
@whisperandsecret bullshit u simple minded fool. it is natural for humans to beleve in god because mabe they grew up with christianity, but if u think logicaly there is no reason for there to be a god. it is like saying magic is real! its simply the truth.
thunder72191 6 months ago
@thunder72191 There's no reason to curse at me. And I am not simple minded, nor am I a fool. I am in Nursing school, on my way to medical school. Yes, I have been raised in a christian home, and blessed to be. Why shouldn't there be a God? Why is it so impossible to think so? Why am I simple minded for believing that something great and mighty crafted this world, and you're not for thinking that it exploded from a ball of mud? God is real, and He loves you. THAT'S the truth.
whisperandsecret 6 months ago
@thunder72191 It actually takes more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a Creator. There are other things that science cannot explain. It cannot explain mathematics because science presupposes math. The Bible is also the only book that contained scientific facts long before they were ever discovered. Some of them are found in: Isaiah 40:22, Hebrews 11:3, Job 26:7, Psalm 8:8, Isaiah 51:6, Psalm 102:25-26, Hebrews 1:11, Ecclesiastes 1:7, Ecclesiastes 11:3, Amos 9:6,
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@thunder72191 reallity check buddy............. there is no such thing as magic either!
thunder72191 5 months ago
@whisperandsecret bullshit u simple minded fool. it is natural for humans to beleve in god because mabe they grew up with christianity, but if u think logicaly there is no reason for there to be a god. it is like saying magic is real! its simply the truth.
thunder72191 6 months ago
@thunder72191 Actually, I grew up believing in evolution. Then I studied science. Simply put: macroevolution is impossible. Genetic limitations would prevent it from happening. By the way, I know an atheist who professed faith in magic when he was confronted with the evidence for creation. True story. Evolution is completely contrary to the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics and the Theory of General Relativity. Not only that, evolutionists cannot explain where the first life came from.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@thunder72191 Let me ask you this: If everything we see is material, then what are morals? What is the chemical composition of love? How much does hate weigh? How are you even thinking right now? How much did your last thought weigh? See, not everything is material. The Big Bang would necessitate a belief in God. If there was nothing in the beginning, then there should be nothing now.
"Nothing begets nothing."
-Hume
If God is not real, then neither are morals. You couldn't even be alive.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
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@thunder72191 Let me ask you this: If everything we see is material, then what are morals? What is the chemical composition of love? How much does hate weigh? How are you even thinking right now? How much did your last thought weigh? See, not everything is material. The Big Bang would necessitate a belief in God. If there was nothing in the beginning, then there should be nothing now.
"Nothing begets nothing."
-Hume
If God is not real, then neither are morals. You couldn't even be alive.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@thunder72191 Genesis 2:1, Ecclesiastes 1:6, Job 28:25, Job 38:12-14, Job 38:16, and Proverbs 14:30. Don't believe me? Look them up yourself. They plainly state what science has only recently discovered. These are just a few. There are more than these. Einstein even had some things to say about faith and science. He said, "Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind."
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@thunder72191 Genesis 2:1, Ecclesiastes 1:6, Job 28:25, Job 38:12-14, Job 38:16, and Proverbs 14:30. Don't believe me? Look them up yourself. They plainly state what science has only recently discovered. These are just a few. There are more than these. Einstein even had some things to say about faith and science. He said, "Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind."
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@thunder72191 Evolutionists love to quote the studies that show that human DNA and ape DNA show a 90% or so similarity. What most evolutionists will not admit, because it is fatal to their view, is that the DNA similarity between humans and mice is also about 90%. Whenever I debate evolutionists and mention this, it normally leaves them without an explanation and often speechless.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
If you still have problems, explain to me how the Big Bang happened. There was no matter, space, or time before it. So explain how that happened without any of those. It can't be done. All materialist arguments presuppose one or more of these. Yes, I believe in the Big Bang. I just know Who made the bang.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@thunder72191 Also, most of the major scientists in history have been Christians. Some of these are: Newton, Faraday, Maxwell, Kelvin, Boyle, Dalton, Ramsay, Ray, Linnaeus, Mendel, Pasteur, Steno, Woodward, Brewster, Agassiz, Kepler, Herschel, Maunder, Galileo (It was the Roman Catholic Church that opposed Galileo, not the Christian Church, as many believe).
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@thunder72919 Even Charles Darwin admitted some belief in God. He wrote about a "Creator" in "Origion of Species". He wrote, "There is a grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, HAVING BEEN ORIGINALLY BREATHED BY THE CREATOR into a few forms or into one" ("The Origin Of Species", Chapter 15).
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@thunder72191 Saying the big bang created the universe is as possible or as likely as you getting a 10,000 pieced puzzle and throwing it on a table and it all fits together. This universe is too complex and so well put together that is couldn't have been created by an explosion. It had to be designed by someone. There are also several other reasons why that theory is false.
071downloadthis582 6 months ago
@071downloadthis582 The Big Bang is scientifically sound. However, it supports Creation. The theory says that before there was matter, space, or time, Someone created something out of nothing. It is consistant with the Genesis account. Even leading atheist and agnostic scientists will admit this.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
THE DRESS BARN FUNYYY
newcomb2008 6 months ago
LOL! I"VE SEEN ONE! OMG!
morikahjo 7 months ago
Dress barn Is like my favorite store lol but I still love the joke
horseanddoglover777 8 months ago
"That blouse is right over HEHEAHEAHEAR. It's only 20 BUCKBUCKBUCKBUUCKBUCKS"
CarolynTheMuffin 9 months ago
me and my mom go to sam's all the time
missprincesscaitlin 9 months ago
If you think the biscuits are big you should see our Diritos!!!!
spider1g5 9 months ago 2
Four people work at dress barn
Champcelticsnumber9 9 months ago
i love how he mixes up all his jokes. i want an "L"
ujesusfreak 9 months ago 3
haha, i work at the local dressbarn and i thought this was hilarious! :)
sterrettx3 10 months ago
Random outta no where.... "I WANNA 'L'....."
junebugg045 11 months ago 4
4 people have a painful disease in their loins
GrimReaper2532 1 year ago 37
@GrimReaper2532 3 people have testicular cancer for voting this up
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SeraphTheUndying 10 months ago
@GrimReaper2532 3 people have testicular cancer for voting this up
SeraphTheUndying 10 months ago
@SeraphTheUndying who wouldn't thumb this up?
deborahneptune 9 months ago
@GrimReaper2532 xD
wishiwashi7 9 months ago
hilarious
skilletrocksfaces101 1 year ago
Tim was recently on Light Talk visit our channel or look up Show Shorts "Tim Talks Timex"
LightTalkTV 1 year ago
Hahaha est one I have watched so far aha
xstener24x 1 year ago
he needs to put this on tv
richardaburt 1 year ago
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not his best....
ADumSmartGuy 1 year ago
4 people don't have a since of humor
TheMrFavre 1 year ago
The 4 employees at the Dress Barn didn't like this. XD
mrschocolatebox 1 year ago
@mrschocolatebox lol not all of us hate it! i think this is the funniest thing! now everytime i go to work, i look at that big DRESSBARN sign, and chuckle to myself... :)
hardyzdancer 1 year ago 2
My town has all three of the stores he mentioned... I'll never look at any of them the same anymore, lol.
iLUVHKK 1 year ago
were you raised in a barn..no but i shop in one
CLC1992 1 year ago
owww my sides hurt cause i cant stop laughing.....cant breathe.....
vampgirl134 1 year ago
hahahahahahahah FUNNY!!!!
sexymakilicious 1 year ago
SO HILARIROUS!!!!!!!! I watch every video I can of Tim Hawkins.
ponyo234 1 year ago 25
@ponyo234 freaking, me tooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i LOVE this guy. ive seen almost every video of him on youtube.!!!!!!!
dancebabe618 2 months ago
What did he mean by "I wanna L"?
gut197 1 year ago
@gut197 it was in reference to a previous joke about wheel of fortune vs jeopardy - i think it's in another video on here of his, like one of the ones that has "part 1" or whatever in the title
Rebekiah86 1 year ago
@Rebekiah86 ok thanks!
gut197 1 year ago
i couldn't couldn't breath! it's to funny!! XD
ahthin 1 year ago
Hey! I used to work at The Dress Barn!!!! Mooooooooooooooo
msdawnmuir 1 year ago
where and when did he do this (its sounds like he's doing it near my old house)
CountessElaintay 1 year ago
@CountessElaintay wtf!?!?!!?!?!?!!!! it sounds like he is doing it near your old house. How the hell does it sound like that???
kamidott 1 year ago
@kamidott all the stores he mentions are near my house and then I moved and I live in the middle of no where
did my comment somehow offend you?
CountessElaintay 1 year ago
"A Merry Heart Does good like a medicine" This brother is hilarious! and has a God-given gift and is using it to lift others up and heal. Let yourself be healed mentally, emotionally and physically!
sonicdude100000 1 year ago
i'll be back with the trail mix later
CalebTheGatekeeper 1 year ago
hahaha! my mom, grandma, and great grandmother LOVE the dress barn lmbo
MegzWassup1215 1 year ago
WOAH, I THINK 3 PEOPLE NEED TO REWATCH THIS VIDEO A COUPLE TIMES
Clayguy247 1 year ago
I went to the Dress barn in Chicago and another one in Story City, Iowa!
TeamTARDIS2015 1 year ago
I have watched nothing but Tim Hawkins for the last 20 minutes and my face hurts from laughing and smiling!
Cbluesrocker 1 year ago
@Cbluesrocker hahahaha that's what i'm doing right now! XDDDD LOLing all night long!!!!
kamikazestrwbry 1 year ago
this is great ... but the sound was off a bit
bigdawg25z 1 year ago
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flippy309 1 year ago
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bill1177is1 1 year ago
i've actually been to a dress barn.... not so great...
101Liiv 1 year ago
"I want a L" lol, that's from another clip!
rach1and1tiff 1 year ago
He came to our town and we have an Aldi and he was like who wants to shop at All Die??? and Big lots what happens if the l goes out on the sign no one wants to shop at Big ots.
sistasofdapack 1 year ago
its only twenty buck buck byck bycks
prsguitars1678 1 year ago
ha ha ha this video is soooooooo funny i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
icecreamlover54 1 year ago
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Haha, god stuff. Also, that guy has a great butt.
paladincarvin 2 years ago
this is the most hilarious thing ever!
flutefaithfreak5107 2 years ago
hand udders hahah
footmittens 2 years ago 3
this guy is wierd
balletgirl92 2 years ago
in a good way :)
barbaro267 2 years ago 3
he's brilliant.you're not.
plutoplatters 2 years ago
i found 5 dress barn shirts...lol...they were cute
NeOnSkInNyJeAnS4eVa 2 years ago
lol. i love his comedy. my mom shops at sam's club and costco to get the bulk items cause it's sometimes cheaper so this is hilarious since i know how it is.
HatakeAmaya 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
P.S. Costco Rocks
KingSaw100 2 years ago 8
my mother in law works at the dress barn lol....think she'll be mad if i send this to her?
tinamarie19861 2 years ago 8
@tinamarie19861 u shud send it it wud b funny!
MCRLUV4EVA 2 years ago
LMAO!!! Hahahahahahha
xteencyxtinax 2 years ago 2
ROTFLMAO!
nessalu 2 years ago 2
"Can i help YOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "That blouse is right over heeeeeeeeeeeeere *sheep noises* its only twenty BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK!
Sk8rgrl4god1909 2 years ago 11
"Was You Born In A Barn" "No, But I Shop At One" Could't
Stop Laughing.....lol
KeeN3080 2 years ago 79
@KeeN3080 Thanks for ruining it for everyone!
Dr00g00 10 months ago
@KeeN3080 i actually peed a little and when he said he was never taking his wife there
MrsCherrySlushy 6 months ago
Oh geez, tears are coming out of my eyes...too funny.
steelerfanTX 2 years ago 71
@steelerfanTX same here can't stop smiling either
bethy5510 6 months ago
OMG!!! LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!
mlyfena 2 years ago 9
Which one is this from?
AForceOfHobbit 2 years ago 5
full range of motion
Shenez524 2 years ago 4
hilarious!!!
kdude4781kand 2 years ago 3
cant stop laughing
choclatepoptarts101 2 years ago 4
dude this video is awsome
ashtoniscool9 2 years ago 2
lol hahaha this is awsome
GODISLOVE1312 2 years ago 2
i wanna go to one of his shows!!! hahaha
kaitlynalice95 2 years ago
hahahahahahaha i couldnt stop lafing!!!!!
narniafreak92 2 years ago
hahaha i almost DIED laughing when he mooed the first time. I spewed my orange juice all over my poor computer screen. haha he's genious!
madib5 2 years ago 3
This is HILARIOUS!! Dress Barn is my Mom's favorite store! :)
howdy131 2 years ago