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  • This might be my favourite AVGN. Ya know, I bet the game would be hilarious if I was drunk and/or stoned.

  • @R8erNation636 You'd have to be drunk, high, and a wall to possibly begin to enjoy this. And even then it'd be unlikely.

  • I never get bored of this video, I always LOL at this!

    This game is an EPIC FAIL!

  • Poor, poor James...

  • this game is so bad it isn't a game it is a game that sucks the isn't a game at all

  • lmfao the worst game of all time XD

  • This game is so shit that the game was actually replicated using youtube's annotation system.

    Now that's bad when you can port a game to a video sharing website.

  • @E100ZERO Technically you could do that with "Dragon's Lair" and that wasn't necessarily bad.

  • 3DO was ment to be good but it's power in BITS was to high and not many games could be made that were good the ones that were good were not using the full graphics of 3DO

  • Nothing is real anymore!!!!

  • Wow. just wow.

  • BEE KEH FOOOOH!!

  • Your disgusting! *delayed punch*

  • Jesus christ that one was fucked up xD

  • A game POSSIBLY worse than Superman 64???

  • @johnlewisbrooks This bullcrap actually qualifies as a game for your standards?

  • @hitsugayarulezz Not really. But you can see it had potential if the people were to put some effort into it.

    It's more like an interactive movie. But certainly NOT a game.

  • what the fuck

    you can't even trust the damn title.

  • Every single point of this video game's production was executed as poorly as possible. So they printed it on thousands (?) of discs formatted for a $700 video game system.

  • Well even if the 3DO is awfull , the controls are amazing!...But kinda remind me of the SNES controller...

  • @reggiardito No, Its More like The Sega Genesis Or CDI Do Me

  • @TheDoopliss2 True.

  • This is one of those games where you can tell James' reactions are genuine.

  • Be cayyyyyyful

  • at first when i heard about this i thought it was a super mario game cause of the plumbers

    if u did too thumbs up

  • this game is fucking werid but AVGN or James is fucking awsome

  • Holy shit, this must be the absolute worst game I ever saw you review.

  • i liked the intro music...but that's it

  • I love the 90's rocker music

  • I am thinking about porting this to DVD

  • "Jawn trows caution to the wind & pursoo's Jane.. be Cayrful"

  • that game is a bad youtube poop

  • Y'know what's really, really sad about this thing?

    The ENTIRE game can literally be played on youtube!

  • @Djstudiosgold I've seriously considered taking a stab at porting, and porting it to something like powerpoint.

  • @Djstudiosgold Technically you could play Dragon's Lair on Youtube, it's just that it'd be harder to pull off.

  • 3do would've moved on if they havent made it too expensive :(

  • I couldn't keep a straight face through any of it. THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY.

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhh

  • what a piece of dirrhoea dog shit :(

  • WTF! dogs clapping!

  • TEAK YOOR DAMN CLOVES ORF!!!

    XD

  • The 3DO was a fantastic system, I'm sorry, it was. With Doom, Wolfenstein 3D, Gex, Alone in the Dark, Crash N Burn, PO'ed, Dragon's Lair, Dragon's Lair 2, Space Ace, Escape from Monster Manor, Night Trap, Samurai Shodown, Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo, Puzzle Bobble, Primal Rage, and PoliceNauts, you can really have a blast with it. People compare it to the Phillips CD-I but really that system was more educational, while the 3DO concentrated on action and power.

  • @MrSaturn33 You forgot the awesome port of Star Control 2 as well. Too bad the system was WAY too expensive for the average parent to wanna buy their kid at the time. :-(

  • That was the most random game I have ever seen in my life.

  • I died inside. God bless you, James, for playing sh!tty games such as this. God Speed and here's a case of Rolling Rock beer to severely numb the pain you endured through out this God forsaken game.

  • .........Its a fucking chicken man! Its a upside down Fucking Chicken Man....!

  • @knucklesfanyeah Put in that your at least 18.

  • I actually ROFL'D, literally!

    That was the most Awesome Episode I have EVER Seen thus far!

    THANK YOU James, for Your Work!

    THANK YOU for bringing a Smile to your Fans Faces!

    Btw.

    I really can't stand all these AVGN vs. Irate Gamer Shit!

    I subscribed both and I don't Bitch about It, theyre both Good!

  • Plumbers don't take acid

  • @olias88 Not Since Mario got high off Pot, and played in Dian Shi Ma Li (Mario Lottery).

  • WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?

  • I watched the vid and WHAT THE FUCK?!

  • @mystrythng

    I did the exact same thing...I could not believe this was a real game. Smh.

  • HEY I HAD A 3DO CAUSE I WAS LOADED I BOUGHT 10 OF"EM AND GAVE ALL BUT ONE TO FREINDS I HATED DOOM BUT CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN WA SAWSOME

  • Is youtube, like, a website or something? Wait, how'd I get here?

  • that game looks so messed up.

  • your disgusting!!!!!!!! lol

  • dude the dirtectors of this game were high when they made this i mean what the fuck does a fuckin panda have to do with any of this and why gay ass racecars?!???

  • Porno directors and actors shouldnt produce video games...

  • @AndrewKH85 yeah, but at least the chick they hired is fucking fit

  • UH OH I SCREW UP.

    xD This is my favorite review. It's just like "WHAT THE FUCK."

  • 0:35 Neither,I will make the next move.... *Turns off 3DO*

    I WIN!!

  • 121 people who saw this video are Chris "The Ripoff" Bores fans.

  • what kinda fucked up game is this! xD

  • I can't believe he didn't say something about that chinese narrator with the "be cafou" lol

  • LJN probably could've done better

  • I honestly had to google it after watching this to see if this was a real thing.

    Wow.

  • @mystrythng of course it's real, otherwise he couldn't review it idiot.

  • @HazardHighlander That's just how bad that game is. It blows so hard you question its legitness.

  • ASSSS!!!!!!!!!

  • The actors in the game with make a appearance at comic con in San Deigo 2011

  • This isn't even a game, ths shit is so bad it doesn't deserve a 1/10 score. It's THAT bad. Heck, IT IS EVEN WORSE THAN E.T. FOR THE ATARI 2600 I'M NOT KIDDING

  • cool music

    

  • on gamespot, the average score given by the users of the site is 2.0 out of 10, VERY FEW games have a score that low, no matter how bad they are.

  • your married avgn look at zeldas timeline

  • 1:47 into the actual video, What is that game!?!?! we had it when i was a kid, i distinctly remember it, but i cannot remember the name!

  • Johnny are u gay???? XD

  • did somebody notice the score points ????

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  • The audio between the two narrarators could be the sound for a bad sex scene.

  • TAKE YER DAAAMN CLOTHES OFF!

  • theres too many ad's on the page of the video so i can barely watch the damn thing.

  • I wanted to cry because of how horrible this load of ass fudge labeled a "game" looked. And I wasn't even having to play. I'm sorry, James. No one should have to go through that.

  • I watched the review and I could not grasp the true form of plumbers don't wear ties attack.

  • 0:51 L-O-F#$%in' L! Not cause he's cursing, the delivery is just perfect!

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  • my fav avgn episode

  • LOL this by far is my favorite AVGN Episode! James makes good points and the jokes are funny as hell.

  • My favorite AVGN episode so far.

    0:49

    o.O "A F*CKIN' CHICKEN MASK!"

  • plumers dont were ties 2 for ps1 plumbers dont were ties 3 for xbox and super plumbers dont were ties for wii

  • I heard somewhere that this game was the kernel for 4chan.

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  • ROFLMAO!!!!

    This has got to be the funniest one ever!!

    "Why are there pictures of pandas??!"

    LOL

    Love the ending James!!

    And yes, worst game ever!

    I'm playing some Vampire the Masquerade just to recover from this shit that should be illegal to sell! :D

  • The only thing the Nerd loves about this game is the elevator music ^^

  • you think thats bad

    quess what go over to gamefaqs

    select the rdo

    and this game is in the top10no wait sorry thats top 5

    of all time for the 3do this was one of the best

    wow

  • you should get paid to play this games

  • @MrZemangalho you shoudl also get a free blowjob for an entire day and yourown private island

  • @MrZemangalho He does GameTrailers pays him

  • CREATORS OF ARMYMEN 3D?!!??!

  • wow i cant get the video to work NO MATTER WHAT I DO

  • For the record,(and because I'm not about to go through every single comment to see if it's already been said)  I think those are seals barking and clapping. It still doesn't make any sense, but it makes more sense than dogs....somehow...

  • oh look a pumbe- OH MY GOD HE IS WEARING A TIE WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!

  • hate this all you want but panda from tekken got her first video game part in this :D

  • i wish i could watch this video at full but the websiteis such a letdown and keeps ending it whenever it feels

  • "BE CARFEOOO!"

  • the 3DO had some kick ass games too and some lousy ones but 1 of my favs was Street Fighter 2 and road rash and need for speed and etc

  • you can play the entire damn game on youtube...

  • @sfbubbadog what do i type to play?

  • @PranksAreUs83

    it doesn't matter, now they all lead to the same thing.

  • OMG its sooooo bad, its hilarious!

  • Plz tell me that this "game" is a joke from some guy who was bored and didn't had anything else to do,because if this is seriously a game,then i don't have anything else to say then "What where they thinking?"

  • Are you sure this game exists. I mean are you REALLY sure it exists James

  • avgn rocks

  • The ending of this was so funny!

  • BEWBS!

  • at least heavy rain for the ps3 had a meaning

  • This is like that show in-game Max Payne 2

    The show was called Address Unknown in the game. It was with sound and pictures like this.

  • i lold so fucking hard

  • Wow......

    ...This is just...

    I think there is no word in the english language to describe this

    I still laughed my ass off at most of it.

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  • i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard!

  • funniest episode EVER

  • I've NEVER heard of the 3DO let alone any games for it!

  • @mopbrothers I did. And from what I saw, it sucks.

  • When the boss grabs the pen, I'm surprised he didn't grab the scissors that were next to it

  • the 118 dislikes were plumbers that wore ties

  • Mario disliked this video 118 times because AVGN insulted Plumbers that DON'T wear ties :D

  • @CONKER17 haha grait comment

  • @RLmike1234

    The 118 Plumbers thumbed you up to confirm it was them.

  • i could make a better game in this style than the game makers did...

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  • haha its amazing that someone made a game using MS paint and windows movie maker really check the effects are the same XD

  • what the hell?! 

  • 10:55 they actually were right, because the box says "Guidance for 17 and under", which means if you are 17 or less you can't play, so you must be at least 18.

  • ok, for a second i was freaked that you had no pants on @ 0:19

  • best episode evar!!!!!!!!

  • That isnt a game its a piece of fuckin dog shit!!

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  • BE CAWFUL!

  • Christ.

    The people responsible for this atrocity need to be hunted down and tortured to death. And by tortured to death, I mean sat in a room with only a 3DO, a TV and this game, and forced to play until they die of starvation/dehydration.

  • the song in the beggining sounds like Fallout 3. . .

  • how could this be called a game? it is so baaaad! omfg! i was laughing so hard!!!

  • What is this bullshit? I wanna watch the full thing but NOOOOO I have to enter my birth to get my money sucked away from some site >:(

  • @IronBreloom what the hell it dosent take away money how can it just from birth you moron! are you fucking 4?

  • llolllll when they zooom into her boobs X]

  • Let's AAALLLL admit it. Even if you don't like the game, Heavy Rain puts this shit to shame.

  • @scraps992 heavy rain was fucking asome dude it didnt suck

  • @NARATO0 I didn't say it sucked. I just said no matter what your opinion was of Heavy Rain, you have to acknowledge the fact that Heavy Rain is immensely better than this.

  • @scraps992 Heavy Rain was awesome!!!

  • @shortanimationz I didn't say it wasn't! I said that it puts this game to shame, no matter what your opinions of Heavy Rain are.

  • @scraps992 heavy rain fucking owns

  • @EnergizerBunny804 I never said it didn't! God, I'm getting tired of everyone thinking that I said it sucked!!

  • @scraps992 I never said you said it didn't, I was simply agreeing with you

  • @scraps992

    actually, according to Gamespot average user score, it does not.

    the users hate this more the heavy rain.

    speaking of, AVGN should try that game.

    i'd say Lair as well.........but that game is actually good, the reviewers would have adored it if it was on the wii with the exact same controls.

  • @scraps992

    oh, i thought you were referring to Vampire Rain...........can you actually compare a epic game to a shitty one?

  • but this game at least had good background musics

  • I wanted to see the endings....

  • ROFL!

  • AAASSSS!!

  • WHY THE FUCK DID I NEVER SEE THIS IN MY SUBSCIPTION BOX?! this is bullshit... and its one of the best avgn's i have EVER seen

  • This is the funniest AVGN video ever - next to Bugs Bunny, and Silver Surfer!!

  • takeoffurdhamclothesoffbetoch!­!!1!1

  • Be carefooo

  • watch it. it is funny. i mean FUNNY!!

  • horrid

  • Oh I thought it would have to do with mario

  • wow its like a fail heavy rain XD