Shit Ballerinas Say

[balletgleegirl]

who stole my fake arch!?!? = my favourite part!!!

[MakeupByMurMur]

I gringed when I saw those pointe shoes being thrown away

[colorcraze1]

...it's sad how true this is

[sookala]

CHARLIE ANDERSON v0hnv089024oinnrv

[BOBbob123456789019]

hahahaha the sad part is its true

[livetodance1995]

lololol at the center stage reference

[IzaBellerina]

I hate sewing shoes!!! This is so true I love it :D Esp. the advil.

[wheresmyL]

Careful, careful, careful, careful

[BalletBeauty97]

Yes! I'm not the only one who walks with turned out feet!! :D

[paraparasakura]

Is that CHARLIE!?

[paraparasakura]

@paraparasakura oh, yes.. haha yes it is :)

[elansvc]

Ten people who walk like ducks on paved streets are angry that nobody can tell they're ballet dancers. I howled at this one, thank you!!

[chavadude]

This video is more accurate than I'd like to admit...

[justdance998]

"Can u crack my back?" god every time XD

[highoffwaffles]

The turnout walk totally killed me :D

[RoseDancer12]

OHMIGOD THE YUMIKOS ARE HERE!

[crazypsychochild]

"Oh my god, I love your makeup. Your face is like, so open!"

[SURFUR]

I was going to ask why you got a man in drag to play a Ballerina. Then again, he did seem the most likely to be a Prima Ballerina of all three. And a tranny-- that's what most think a male in ballet really is. Anyone who saw "Red Shoes" or "Black Swan." Of every film ever having to do with ballet... this is the most accurate.

--Giving A Standing Ovation, Dane Youssef

[averagetoasterr]

I cried at the walking with turned out feet xD

[WingScarred605]

hahahaha this was awesome!

[bethany706]

OH MY GOD. MY LOVE CHARLIE FROM ANAHEIM BALLET. *DEAD*

[alcantaremma]

Haha, the "i dont want to" and "ow ow ow" were the best.

[howchildish]

lol "I was perfect..." , loved that movie

[sproogieify]

omg hahahaha this is so true.



[AriaInTheSky]

Oh, I miss those days! haha

[sebarhap]

We love you Charliee!!! Hahahah

[XyourXtoxicXloveX]

my. life. lmao.

[culturevulture2011]

Not just ballet dancers. I am fat and 65 and I have heard all this before. But then I lived with a ballet dancer for many years. So TRUE, all of it. It made me laugh to hear all this again. Thanks.

[ballerinashappiness]

Note to all "normal" people watching this: Yes, dancers do say these things! And no, ballet is not pink tutus and ribbons! :D

[informationsharer1]

Cute

[froxy719]

I can't get over how much I love this video.

[PrimaOnPointe]

I say a lot of this, haha.

[dancintoessbbygirl]

"oh my god oh god I don't want to fall, oh my god" putting it all over his "her" body hahahaha

[dancintoessbbygirl]

hahahahhahahahaah all of this is sadly really true, im a dancer

[balletgoddessbabe]

THIS IS CHARLIE FROM THE ROYAL DANISH BALLET RIGHT?! He was on Anaheim ballet!!

[sarahgoesrawwrr]

@ 0:09 umm..am i the only one that noticed the giselle arms?

[rosalierox247]

lol and Gaynors last like 2 weeks for me

[rosalierox247]

That's so true it's ridiculous. I say ALL OF that every time I go to class lol

[lobstertodd]

I'm soo glad my toenail fell off

[ThePointePrincess]

oh my god. its whole milk x)

[bobaballssssss]

1:47 cracked me uppp

[immafatpig]

Center Stage references. Omg LOL.

[warriorsofthemoon]

"I'm having a fat day..."

[Krunchy201]

"I was perfect."

[BalletShoes96]

I spend the whole thing going, "Is that Charlie? That's Charlie, right? No...wait yes...hold on...Yeah that's him...I think." So thanks for the credits, haha. Also, very funny.

[saranewton429]

This was way better than the black swan movie

[froxy719]

HAHAHA I found this so hilarious! Best video I've seen on youtube this month. And I've got too many favorite parts in this video. I love love love it! Hope to see more! :)

[TheDanceCritic7]

hahahahaha did anyone else get the center stage reference with "that's gelsey kirkland's old part"

[Broadway3]

@TheDanceCritic7 I was just scrolling down to comment on that when I saw your comment...TWINSIES!

[MrSarahnolan]

who stole my fake arch!?

omg the yumikos are here! :D

[sicilyrockmore]

funny! Please check out Shit Hollywood Agents Say :)

[parallelonwords]

hahah chestbumps, accurate

[tezzy149]

Center Stage quote, yes!

[ForChrome1]

@tezzy149 damn i missed it! which one?

[Foxy319]

the twinnies water bottle thing... i do that in class with my friends xDDD

[frozenkumiyumi28]

Oh wait you forgot!

"Can I borrow a leg warmer?"

"Im only accepted to all the ballet companys in the universe"

XD Its been heard lol!

[rgresham13]

I hope she was marking! HA!

[kmaelan112]

LOL the face itching with ballet hands!! this is the most accurate one i've seen so far

[renatedancer91]

love it!!!



[emareusemal]

lol the rosin part

[ilovenickjonas0404]

haha gaynors.. and the walking with turn out part HAHAh only things ballerinas would get

[OhGoshKevin]

this was on pointe!

[nicolezly]

Will anyone explain the gaynors joke?

[chameleoncircuited]

@nicolezly Gaynor pointe shoes are different than classic pointe shoes, a lot of ballerinas dont like to wear them/ look down on people who where them because they consider it as cheating (already broken in, last forever) or they dont like the look of them (they give a different line of the foot).

[nicolezly]

@chameleoncircuited Thanks! That's really new information to me, because I thought Gaynor was quite well accepted considering many stars wear them. I'm not dancer so really puzzled over this :)

[EverythingSolo]

What did she say about the ciggarette?

[MissyLind2]

@EverythingSolo she said "do i have time for a cigarette?" :) lol

[kath123456789]

HAHAHA

[shinylatexcatsuit]

Please, do a sequel! :)

[MeliiLynn]

I loveee charlie anderson :)

Anaheim ballet woop woop! <3

[ithappenedtofaywray]

Ugh, I used to be a ballerina and half of this is so stereotyped...or very exaggerated. :/

[chameleoncircuited]

@ithappenedtofaywray did you train professionaly? because then it isnt that stereotyped

[ithappenedtofaywray]

@chameleoncircuited Yep, I was in it professionally for a couple of years before I decided it wasn't for me. It's a very stressful, hectic, competitive, man-eat-man kind of world...definitely. I didn't say all of it was stereotyped, just half of it. :)

[balletstar123]

@ithappenedtofaywray it's not stereotyped.. this is how it REALLY is in a professional ballet company. it really is like this.. and this is coming from people like charlie anderson, who's with the royal danish ballet.

[ithappenedtofaywray]

@balletstar123 Hm, well I don't know if it varies from place to place, as I said. I was in the professional ballet industry for a long enough period of time to know exactly what it's like and yes, I didn't say all of the video was stereotyped, merely that MOST of it was...for example, if you watched another "S**t People Say" video (let's say on women), you'd argue that some or most of what they've portrayed is based around stereotype, even though the person who made it IS a woman. Make sense? :)

[FrogsWithTies34]

i love how most of the stuff said is true XD

[Karen1andKaren2]

lol so accurate...I'm gonna watch what i say from now onO.o

[Honey2600]

only a ballet dancer would understand this video (y)

[dmhudson91]

@Honey2600 Or the sister of a ballet dancers ;)

[Honey2600]

only a ballet dancer would understand this video (y)

[testing1234ize]

Are you guys still doing ok despite all the layoffs? I thought your video was hilarious and thought of you right away when I heard.

[Galeglin]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, Charlie....

[ravarinau]

I'm having a fat day! :) lol

[clairevanbever]

"does this corn look normal to you?" and "I'm gonna air bite!" describe my Nutcracky season all too well...

[orangesodify]

"her luggage was too heavy anyway" *throws shoes in trash can* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[littlemekkker]

I saw this video before I saw Black Swan, now I know what she meant when she whispered "I was PERFECT"

[dancer22197]

hahahaha.... thank god my toenail fell off.. !

[madgestie]

LOL @ 'IT'S WHOLE MILK'

[NatiNativeMusic]

HAHA DOPE

[balletstar123]

"who stole my fake arch?" AHAHAHAHA awesome stuff.

[tutus4life]

im gonna air bite!!!

[breecote]

this video discribes my life PERFECTLY!

[OneSkyDestiny]

Walking with turn out... Yes

[DisneyFan481]

omg the parts about starbucks and the drill just killed me! haha!!

[BAMitsNatalie]

omg the rosin part is my fav!!! holy shit

[fidgitnzed]

Haha for fuck sake, the comment box on the iPad YouTube app is right where the search box is on regular YouTube... And my iPad thinks the word shit should be shut.

[fidgitnzed]

Shut girls say

[svadovic]

1:51



[MrsDazzleDiva]

this is so not true ...... oh btw do you have any toe tape!?! LOL of course it is ALL TRUE

[Sabrinagii]

TWINNIES!! :D omg story of my lifeee :D

[yippityskippityyeah1]

@Sabrinagii you mean twinnsies! ha ha

[thisbemynickname]

"...how many more Nutcrackers do we have..?"

[danceloverxox0]

center stage references<3

[titaniarox]

"How many ibuprofen can I take in a day?" So. true.

[TheQueenOfTheDryads]

This is spot on. Nuff said.

[swedishfish19]

omg is she wearing gaynors

[monlaaslur]

the walking with turn-outs part was hilarious.

[selaningham]

This is freaking awesome!!!!

[lbeck394]

Every day of my life... Now I'm trying to figure out if that's good or bad? ;P

[balletgurly]

HAHHA STORY OF MY LIFE!!!! XD

[codysimpsonforever15]

"I'm so glad my toe nail fell off " That right there is my life's story

[mrbluesky1069]

I can relate to every one of these

[AceInSpace14]

I WALK LIKE THAT SOMETIMES LOOOL 1:47

[WynnterReverie]

1:46 i LOL'd

[ImaaCheezitt]

OMG. the ibuprofen and the turned out walking joke is like my life <3

[swisscheese724]

New one..."My fat jeans are tight today"

[smartballerina]

This is the best thing ever! Story of my life.

[tenduu]

what is the first thing she says?

[smilesalltheway36]

@tenduu do we have a show tonight

[tenduu]

@smilesalltheway36 no not the boy, the first thing the girl says

[dalilahdollface]

omg im a dancer and me and my team were watching this and were laughing in tears haha so true tho

[omgicntfindaname1]

like literrlly its the royal danish ballet shes in this vid



[omgicntfindaname1]

omg this is my sister lol

[MegaLittleBallerina]

Haha I can relate to almost all of these <3

[tobias3651]

SO FUNNY!!

[AndreRulesTheWorld]

OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS NERVOUS POOP BEFORE A SHOW

[MissXoxoDancer24]

1:47 is like every dancer I know SOSOSO truee <33

[MissXoxoDancer24]

im SOO glad my toenail fell off, LMAO YESS

[teameymelli1]

ballerinas are retarded then

[ravarinau]

OMG i love this!



[poqodk]

02:00 Fucking Priceless!! xDDD

[BallerinaAshley]

....is she wearing gaynors?? <--- LOL

[dancadanca555]

This is soso truuu

[SqrtleVertis]

AIR BITE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA­H

[belladance13]

Yeah...guilty of many of these. My favorites are: ow, ow, ow. I sprained my ankle but iI'll be fine by Friday. And the gaynor jokes

[adventuretimeletsgo]

*almost*

[adventuretimeletsgo]

I'm a bunhead and I have said every single one of these phrases. I lol so hard. I hope I don't sound like that, though I'm pretty sure I do.

[thebestthingevur]

i do ballet and im almost certain i've said ALL of these things!!!!!!! this is hilarious and perfect and is 100% true :)

[gangsterallerina14]

im a ballet dancer and im pretty sure ive said most of these things...

[mrbluesky1069]

Haha was she wearing gaynors?

[JennyBreeeze]

Top 5:

OMG it’s whole milk

How many more Nutcrackers do we have?

I’m so glad my toenail fell off

This ballet gives me nervous poop

I sprain my ankle but I’ll be fine by Friday

[yaymeIamanut]

i am guilty of at least 34 of these XD

[hazmaman]

omfg, in 2 days almost 100000 views! hahah

[laurlientje]

OMG is she wearing gaynors!?

[SjetAnasazi]

As the proud brother of a Ballerina, my take on this video would include:

"Hey, can you grab me another shot? I have to keep my feet in this bucket of ice for another twenty minutes.'

[kd1ktz4]

resin bath!!!!!!!

[JJNCowtown]

"Don't give me a compliment unless someone else can hear it" LOL

[UKnowxhOlic]

ohhh Charlie~~ >___< hahahaha



[dancebabe618]

oh my god.....its whole milk. XD bahahahahahah

[thestarfish6393]

lol center stage quote @1:56

[brivagook]

75,000 views in 24 hours. Way to go guys, this is brilliant. You have achieved legendary status in ballet companies across the US, and probably the world. I look forward to the sequel, covering what normal people say to us. "But what's your REAL job?" "So you, like, stand on your toes?" "Can you do the splits?" "Do you have an eating disorder?"

[NinjaTree6]

@brivagook so, are you like natalie portman???? (kill me now. that movie was an abomination)

[IkeMacintosh]

My sister is a ballet dancer, I'd add "This chair does nothing for my back."

[TheCosplayBallet]

This was EPIC!! I'm dying of laughter over here XD

[slubert]

Hahaha i just love how much pointless diva drama is around the girls.. while the men just don´t give a shit....

[MegaSuperCatt100]

I need to make a vid called shit Irishdancers say and shit people ask IrishDancers

[LifeAsWeDance]

This is so true! hahahahaha!

[adelaidegems]

Thank God that's not my life anymore! AAAAAAHHHHHH.

[dancemankind94]

omgeee, so true...

[alltimedancer95]

The rosin scene kills me every time...that and the yumikos. i loooove this!

[Susaluda]

This reminded me I need to take my ibuprofen haha

[b0tszzs]

Amazing lmao

[ballerinamama]

ok.... so I have said 44 of these phrases... but who's counting? :)

[JuJuBee3699]

Its frightening how true this is O.O

[SimTripps]

LOL @ nervous poop lol...

[tedsler]

Is that Eva Klobborg around 2:40?? I LOVE this clip! Good job!

[lankyemu]

hahaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaa

[PheiiPheii]

we need a part 2!

[banana2510]

I hella laughed out loud when they walk turned out... I guess I've heard so many people mentioned it to me before.. hahaha

[islakay]

Ballet is pretty, but so anal retentive.