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  • My professor hypnotizes me to sleep in every lecture and it affects me a lot faster than this guy's technique.

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  • He takes the "THE" out of Hypnotherapist.

  • you molest at first

  • cool! This is impressive...I wish i could do this

  • cool!

  • @deadman03100 cock

  • @deadman03100

    you cock

  • i just got back from a camp and they had a guy hypnotizing ppl i didnt believe it was real till they pulled me up on stage i remember him asking me to close my eyes then i woke up with a cowboy hat and a bra haha

  • SOOO BORING

  • ???

  • no one hypnotize me except myself

  • I'll never believe if I never try

  • If you connect a computer to laser technology transmitting electric pulses into the muscles, voice can be transmitted into the brain and the movements of the human body can be steered. I have documented this on video before my brother Markus Bott was murdered.

    My Brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years because of our homepage and book. He was assassinated on 11.7.09 by the German BND which is the renamed GESTAPO.

  • So hypnosis is making someone so bored they fall asleep?

  • @CaptainBeerman1098 Hypnosis is possible, but you have to have a certain state of mind for it to work. For example, you might not be able to be hypnotized because you believe that it's not possible, therefore, you'd be resistant to being hypnotized. I've never been hypnotized myself, but I believe I'd be easy to hypnotize because I'm a very submissive person and I'm open to hypnosis. Hobdac55 is right though, your mind would know right and wrong and wake up.

  • alright little boy drop your pants

  • Watch out lady! He's not a Hypnotherapist..he's just a Hypno-rapist!

  • @CaptainBeerman1098 That's not possible. Your subconscious mind knows right from wrong. If he were to hypnotize you and tell you to rob a bank, your brain would say "woah! that's wrong!" and it'd wake up.

  • @hondac55 It was a joke. What's not possible is this garbage hypnosis. Your brain doesn't make sudden shifts to subconscious states like they attempt to replicate here. This is all suggestive manipulation. Just like the martial arts "masters" who claim to have "Ch" powers that can inflict damage to a subject they aren't touching. I don't buy any of this pseudoscience nonsense.

  • @CaptainBeerman1098 It's not jumping from one state of consciousness to another. You're uneducated on the subject and you shouldn't be talking. Those martial arts masters you speak of, are using the power of suggestion. If you suggest hard enough and long enough to someone that they are in pain, it will happen. That is the definition of hypnosis, suggestion. The hypnotist is suggesting something to the client/patient.

  • @hondac55 I'm done arguing with you people. Offer testable proof under lab conditions and make all this go away. Why is this so hard to understand? These are the same standards that all other scientific fields are held to. All researchers must meet this standard to build credibility and PROVE THEIR CLAIMS. I believe this to be simply lulling someone into a state of heightened suggestibility. It is not hypnosis. Non state theory is what I base my argument off of.

  • @CaptainBeerman1098 That's exactly what hypnosis is, it's just suggestion. Some people can't be hypnotized because they don't respond well to suggestion. All he's doing, is suggesting that the state of relaxation he's brought you to feels really good, and that your body really likes to be there. If you take this suggestion, your body will go to it every chance it gets. I've been hypnotized, the first time didn't go well, because I didn't understand it. But I can be put to "sleep" very (P1)

  • @hondac55 easily now that I've been there. Hypnotizing isn't fake. I'm living proof that it works.

  • The fastest way to hipnotize person is to smack him/her the hardest u could and it actually works!!!:D

  • Man, I know how to hypnotize and make you sleep.. You know how? By seing this video

  • ,,!,

  • very usefull

    

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  • should I call the cops if I think my imaginary friend is stuck down the well?

  • wwwwwwwwwwwwwwowwwwwwwwwwwwwww­w this is even more boring than anthropology old crusty teacher

  • @irblueflames69 eye smell fear

  • Here's an induction for you...

    Have you ever... allowed your thoughts to drift off...

    to the most curious... corners of your mind... knowing... you're just clicks away...

    from channeling... this wonderful bits of knowledge... into you...

    into your life...

  • BBBBOOOOOOORRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGG­G

  • Any kind of Hypnotizing trick that can make me have an imaginary friend?

    Im lonely :(

  • @Crashbandicoot701 ,lol that would be nice

  • ill be your imaginary friend

  • @Crashbandicoot701 hiya lol

  • Useless, WE CANNOT HEAR YOU

  • @SaraKhan281

    Yeah if we can't hear he it doesn't wor.........................ZZ­ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zz

  • nice turtle neck bub

  • WTF IS THIS???

  • How are we supposed to learn from this shit? Tell me! Idiot.

  • how could we learn from this kids music YOU IDIOT

    this is bullshit

  • bullshit

  • this is just gay

  • its like ff7 music

  • 1:37

    lol look at his face

  • These funny comments don't help me relax LMAO

  • The secret to it? Boring music, boring voice, strange yet gentle gesturing (promise them some money) and..... that's it.

    You can open your eyes now.

  • wow, i learnt so much......

  • how is this learning??

  • This is supposed to show me how to hypnotize someone? How the hell am I supposed to learn when all I heard is a freakin synthesizer? It put me to sleep!

    Pull this vid till you get the voice track genius!

  • "Learn fast hypnotic inductions." i didnt learned anything ... FAIL

  • The question is, can you hypnotize someone that is sleeping with their eyes open?

  • yes. my penis is THIS big.

  • lol i did this to my baby brother when he woke up ....it actually worked i was very impreed in myself

  • i kno how to make people sleep, poop themselves, and puke. i just need a lot of alcohol

  • He IS showing a variety of rapid induction techniques, but it's not really interesting or teaching anyone ANYTHING without a play by play walkthrough instead of music.

  • how to hypnotize a rabbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • weh? =P is this some kind of joke? T,T

  • @mOmOchii05 is this real life?

  • This is fake.... unless They are Drugged... O_O

  • @someone2121996 it's real, i did it to a girl at a party one time, i convinced her my friend jake was orlando bloom lol

  • this is just music

  • Ok so i just play soft music in the background, then i fake talk, move my hands and then touch the persons hands that's all.

    Or did you put something in their drinks? ;)

  • one way is to take them to a boring lecture. It really works. On me too

  • Ha this is like the method i use but its in the wrong order. mine realy works it was so funny i hypnotised one of my friends to not be able to see red :L

  • how can i learn hypnosis when there are no voice ?

  • COOL

  • I can only imagine how many perverts are checking out these videos so they can try hypnotizing the girl next door and raping her.

  • @mrpossibilities pshhh your not one of them.. PSHH of course not!!!! im not even thinking that right now.

  • @mrpossibilities

    Thanx for the idea except Im gonna try it on the boy next door. Hes Native american and polish. YUMMY

  • damn that second guy really lookin like he needs to go have some brown babies

  • when the first girl got in to a deep trans it gave me some ideas....

    XD

  • funny thing is that there are a bunch of videos entitled "learn fast hypnosis" or something like that, but none of them actually teaches anything. If you know you need a fake title to make your video acesseble, then why upload it at all?

  • It's more like what is that smell? I think he threw a blanket over this chair with throw up on it. So I'm just going to quickly go along with this so that I can get out of here faster.

  • its real, but only because the person wants to be hypnotized. its calming and soothing to be in that situation where they make you feel relaxed, as they supposedly hypnotise you.

  • 3:50 FACEPALM FTW!!

  • I am like crazy lex on this. I am open to it, but as a rule, I want to see it or experience it to believe it. lol

  • when do they take their clothes off?

  • lol I've hypnotized people before, but I've never been hypnotized, so I don't really believe it either.

  • WOW you put me in a deep and profound hypnotic state with your BORING VID pah

  • @potterpottybus hahaha!

  • ah i didnt learn shit from this wheres the voice at man i see what your doing but what are you telling her???? fuck this why even bother oh thats right im curious haha

  • it's just dull. I'm off to do the dishes.

  • @crazylex96 well its real. i just saw my friends get hypnotized last night.

  • You never know until you experience it

  • the person has to agree to be hypnotized

  • good way to make the teacher fall a slep in class XD

  • Good inductions!

    but lmfao at the guy in the blue shirt

    he looks like a retarted pshycopath

    who just crapped his pants

    and even when he's put under he

    doesn't look relaxed.

  • What is the background music? It is so soothing and just the ambiance of the song gets me hypnotized (probably why the music is there)

  • How fuckin cool would that be??

    I'm doin a Hypnotherapy course in a few months. Costing me about 3 thousand altogether. A bargain!

  • at 1:39 the person being hypnotized looks constipated

  • hahaha hehe hohoho hihihi absoloutly

  • lol

  • i think the arm exercise is too hard for his widdle muscles

  • lolz

  • The dude in the blue doesnt look relaxed he looks like he need to poo...like..how relaxed can you be if you need to.

  • @ryanknowsbetter

    LOL!!! hahhahaahahah

  • @ryanknowsbetter that guy in the blue is one of rare normal non-manipulated and not full of crap people. he listens and is not ignorant lol hahahaha

  • @ryanknowsbetter loooooooooooool

  • name of song or melody or w/e

  • hmmm..

  • Heh, even though it doesn't really matter what he's saying, I'd love to find out.

  • if it was that easy there would be no need to slip a woman a roofie

  • spot on dude, spot on

  • gosh! My dad use the same brain wave in his show

  • lol

  • this video make me sleepy

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  • Feel free to learn the handshake induction via my channel :)

  • hynpnosis is really easy. i was taught how to do it and its amazing. all it is is deep relaxation

  • It seems that hypnosis is nothing more than making a person focus their attention on something else than what they usually do.

  • yea ur right...im 19 and im fascinated in hypnosis and this seems to make sense in what ur saying....

  • the second guy looks like he was holding in a crap for a hour! lol

  • and how am I supposed to LEARN if all the language sound is blocked??

  • whats the songs name? please tell me its lovely

  • ratatat-bustelo

  • i tried the hand magnet O.O i didnt force my hands but then my hands both of them went down O.o is that possible ??

  • really cool but.... not real..... well it could be! idk

  • I know the hand magnet thing - used to do it a few years back, anyone can do it! i still would give anything to know how that happens!!

  • Just as fake as my girlfriend's tits.

  • ROFL

    no man its not..but LOOL

  • Yeah right, like you have a girlfriend,

  • omg hes amazing

  • omg...the blue shirt guy...haha

  • the guy at 1 minute looks like he's trying really hard to crap

  • ok then how are you sopposed to no how to hipnotize someone when you dont no what to say

  • There are many books n the subject.  It would be a little irresponsible to put it on YouTube though.

  • Does sound like RuneScape musik haha

  • Just the music did it for me

  • Nice music?:P

  • Music sounds like it comes from Runescape :D

  • yes. lol^^

  • LOL it does!! i thot i was the only 1 who still knew about and played that game :)

  • who said they still play that stone age game