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  • A guru is a small deer-like mammal indigenous to the Western region of Africa. It feeds primarily on grasses and roots and is known for it's distinctly piercing cry: "BaboooOOGAH! BaboooOOGAH!" Legend has it the guru - ahh, fuck it. I'm done.

  • That's really ignorant and dumb! Not all fat people eating to much, sometimes it's really genetic, i know and live with people like that, which don't eat more than me a weight twice or even more like me! You are an idiot if you believing this!

  • Fat people are usually lazy fucks. There's the rare few who are fat from a medical conditions but 99% of them are just lazy stupid fat fucks. It's disgusting.

  • You know who I think is weak? Those who sit all high and mighty in their ivory towers and act like they're better than everyone else. How DARE he say such horrible, damaging things to another human being he doesn't even KNOW. Fat people do have problems, but there's no reason to hate them. There's plenty of reasons to hate people like Howard Stern.

  • @ladylunafication yeah im guessing you're as fat as the woman in this call

  • @joemufc2 Nope, wrong again, just like all these other people who live their pathetic lives judging other people. Have fun with that.

  • I like food but I keep myself slim cos I like sex just that bit more ; )

  • "I wouldn't hire a big fat person like you" . . . Hires Artie Lange.

  • @tyroblogger he wasn't really that fat when he hired him though, and even here he says he hired jackie when he was a lot thinner

  • Holy shit this is fat Maria

  • LOL Howard IS the best, I bet you eat on the toilet.

  • Fat people if they, spent the same amount of effort on losing weight as they do defending it they'd be thin.

  • YOU GOTTA EAT UH BREAKFAST! IT'S THE

    MOST IMPORTANT MEAL

    OF THE DAY!!! ENERGY 2 START THE DAY WITH AND

    A CUPPA GREEN TEA!!!

  • It really is sort of comical streaming all of these movie clips today when I am not chubby any more - my dirty little secret is DietOramy surplus weight loss diet regime (google it) - that thing really helped me improve my entire body, health and my very existence.

  • Some people use drugs..some people drink..some people over eat..it's called numbing out. Seems to me using drugs as an escape is more socially acceptable than using food.

  • "We know your stomach 'guru' " ha!

  • People want to say Howard is a dick. But I'm willing to bet this pushed her to diet and lose some weight so he essentially helped her out

  • People who skip breakfast often do weigh more than those who eat breakfast. Eating breakfast fires up metabolism early so that by lunch and dinner, your efficiency is much better.

    And what if she DOES have a disease? Like Prader-Willi or hypothyroid.

    This is my first time ever listening to Howard Stern so maybe this show is just the way he is....

  • @Ilovekirby More like "it's the way he WAS". He's mellowed out quite a bit since this taping.

  • normally i would screen calls but gary has to read newsday. lol

  • Im 6'3 and 178 pounds. Shes 5'2 and is more then me gess....

  • "built like a bowling ball" hahahaha

  • Haha she is such a liar...

  • OMG. The best thing i ever heard!!!!!!

  • can howard PLEASE go back on TV?

  • he hired artie tho lol

  • Howard Stern...You are the man!!

  • He has a point...half of America is. He's right. Its not a birth defect or a deformity.

  • What's a matter with you??? Lol

  • She is 5'2" and weighs 180 pounds. Yikes!

  • fat people are such wastes, their a burden on themselves and everyone around them, they should just be killed off or burnt as fuel

  • Howard Stern was fat.

  • She ate the mailman. LMFAO

  • That is a very disgusting photo!

  • This disgusts me. This and everyone supporting This.

    How hateful do you have to be to support someone with this mind set?!

    I personally find this very triggering. If a young, unsure, unconfident and maybe chubby girl comes across this; This could be the first step into an eating disorder.

  • @EllEiEllE Who gives a shit.

  • @callowaymotorcompany you do, as you just wasted 10 seconds of your life replying to me.

  • @EllEiEllE You're an idiot if you think 10 seconds of anyone's life means shit.

    Go home fatty.

  • @callowaymotorcompany 10 seconds is nothing but the fact that you're getting so worked up over something as trivial as youtube comments says a lot about you giving a shit :)

  • @EllEiEllE LOL. worked up. Whatever makes your day fattie. Looks like im the high point of your life.

    

  • @callowaymotorcompany I'd say you'd have to get pretty worked up to insult someone, Jay.

    Looks like you're just too ignorant to see the point of my first comment..

  • @EllEiEllE Calm down. You don't need to get so angry. You don't need to stalk my page either. If you watched the vid youd see howard was calmly insulting that fat woman just like i did you. You need more exposure to the outside world and less to your refrigerator. I did see the point of your comment btw. Like i said, nobody cares about fatties but fatties. Please get off youtube and go to the gym.

  • @callowaymotorcompany I'm not angry, I'm surprised and disgusted by how ignorant you are.

    And I'm not stalking your page either, just curious.

    Also, who said anything about fatties? Not me... I was talking about young girls with eating disorders who listen to these things for thinspo.

  • @EllEiEllE Young fat girls. Fatties of all ages are still fatties. Im disgusted by you're weight. Guess we're even on that front. Calm down big bertha.

  • @callowaymotorcompany *your

    Again I'm not talking about fatties, I'm talking about disordered teenagers.

    Also, I'm not one to say that it's okay to let yourself waste away and put yourself in danger with something as trivial as junk food and laziness. All I'm saying is that the way Howard is going at it is not right. He's not a trained dietitian and probably has no idea of what he's talking about... He keeps talking about how it's easy to stop eating. Well it might be easy but it's also sick.

  • @EllEiEllE Calm down. Its actially 'you're'. But nice attempt at validating yourself. Its not hard to stop stuffing your face. He didnt say stop eating, just to stop eating so much. Just quit, you lost it.

  • @callowaymotorcompany oh so now it's 'I'm disgusted by you are weight'? Yeah I'm pretty sure its *your weight ;)

    He said 'It's easy to stop eating' which implies that he's supporting just that; not eating.

    [Also, what in the world makes you think that I don't exercise or eat healthily. It might be a surprise to you but I actually do just that :)]

  • @EllEiEllE No its not.

    No, he didnt.

    No, your fat.

    I gotta get back to my life. Have fun in front of the computer getting even fatter.

  • @callowaymotorcompany you're a moron. go read a book

  • @verbaledge 'nother fatty.

  • @callowaymotorcompany your is possesive, just so you know, and that's why you're a moron

  • @verbaledge Yeah i know, its called trolling you stupid idiot.

  • @callowaymotorcompany or being stupid and then trying to cover it up. get a life fag

  • @verbaledge says the fat fuck on youtube. Believe whatever, as long as you rage.

  • howard didnt believe her when she said she doesnt eat breakfast. Most people are fat BECAUSE they skip breakfast. The body heavily retains fat and slows metabolism for the day when you skip breakfast. Breakfast means breaking a fast because you fast 8hrs when you sleep and your body needs a meal to work when you wake up or your body is prone to eating twice what you should.

  • @kingkevinjoy Yes~! You are the voice of reason.

  • this guys is the man

  • FUCK YES.

  • I'm sitting here trying to eat and he starts on about eating in the bathroom and LOL BYE APPETITE. Gross. Other than that, lots of giggles were had. I do believe her on the no breakfast thing. I used to be big and I never ate breakfast. Hell, I used to just eat one giant meal a day. One giant, greasy, caloric dense meal.

  • stupid waste of space bitch

  • diet soda is fucking terrible for you

  • a guh roo? a guh roo? GOO ROO

  • She ate the mail man rofl

  • I miss these days so much!!! Listening to this brings a tear to my eye.

  • hahahah, i love hating on fat ppl XD so funny the comments here

  • this was great!

  • If she saysn180 that means at the very least 2 hundy, maybe 250.

  • Go be fat somewhere else.

  • I'm 170 pounds at 5' 7" and i feel too skinny...

  • @MiamiPush2theLimit

    ur FAT !!!!

  • @PDOG1676 LOL I feel like I look like a crackhead. Too skinny.

  • @MiamiPush2theLimit

    I don't know. I'm 6'2 and 220lbs, I look and feel good, but to classify myself as " skinny " I should be about 190lbs. Now, a woman at 170 at 5'7" seems kinda big to me, no offense : )

  • @MiamiPush2theLimit

    ur FAT !!!!

  • @ 4:33...Just classic Howard!!!

  • Holy crap! 180lbs at 5'2"?!?! If she was 8 inches taller 180 would be fine...

  • 99% of fatties are definitely idiots, weak ignorant idiots

  • "Dinner - she ate the mailman." LOL!

  • I am disgusted while listening to this. Howard has no empathy, no feelings.

    His wife probably only wants money from of him.

    People who hurt people's feeling for their own entrainment are gross.

  • thats mutts wife in the photo

  • skipping breakfast slows your metabolism and makes your body absorb more weight.

  • Howard got fat and considering his nervous personality probably became so nervous about his weight he lost his appetite. I've done the same thing.

  • You can lose wait, but you can't fix ugly, huh Howie?

  • "Yeah. You skip breakfast, but you start eating dinner at 6 a.m."

    I had to click pause, I couldn't stop laughing.

  • some thick chicks got it going on, that however is not the point . . . howard was feelin mean that day, and ripped this little chunky chick a new one. mean in an awesome way

  • SO MEAN!!  I LUV BIG GIRLS THEY'RE TASTY

  • They did a follow up where richard simmons came in and they talked to this same women, and Richard started crying like he always does, it was awesome

  • I don't like the things fat people do...but he called her weak. She doesn't have the will to lose weight, so in THAT respect she's weak. But she was brave enough to call...

    And we all know Howard Stern has some weaknesses. He's only human, after all. ;)

  • O_O

  • bahahaha howard is a legend!!!

  • The best days of Howard.

  • What's up with the picture, that woman is definitely more than the 180 pound caller

  • @sexxxymexi Yes, but with the way Howard is treating her, you'd think she DID look this way.

  • @sexxxymexi the woman in the picture also skipped lunch.

  • "she ate the mailman.........big fatso"

    "do you have any pets? because your pets would be scared"

    lmao

  • lol he fucking killed her!

  • Fat people are Lazy and Quitters. No owner should ever higher a fat person. I could never be fat, because I am too determined.

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  • @jdaking1 Why did you capitalize lazy and quitters? Also, it's "hire", fk-ing genius...

  • im not even determined but if i looked in the mirror and looked like her i would fire a rocket launcher at my head plus i like to exercise regularly otherwise i go crazy

  • The metabolism thing is bizarre. People need to realize that there is no such thing as people who can't lose weight. Calories in- Calories out = Net Energy Change ; Net Energy Change is directly proportionate to weight, it's a matter of basic thermodynamics.

  • @jjjooommm222 This is such bullshit. It is not simple math. Science is still trying to figure out obesity. Yes, a lot of it has to do with improper diet and not enough exercise, but it also has to do with hormones. I couldnt lose weight until i got my hormones under control.

  • It is soooo true. "It is my metabolism" "I dont eat breakfast" "I eat almost nothing" "I burn almost no calories" "I cant do anything about it"

    All utter, utter, utter bullshit.

  • if ur gonna skip a meal then skip dinner, breakfast is important!

  • if u don't eat breakfast u tend to over eat the rest of the day and she says she eats one sandwich....who knows what kind of sandwich shes talking about (white bread...meatball sub...bacon...chips....soda) and DIET SODA is proven to make u fat...she probably hasn't exercised in years.i know this is mean but i agree with howard the human body should not look like that it is not normal and unhealthy and unattractive hope this lady loses some weight

  • lmao, howard owned that woman

  • it is immature i hate fat people because they lie to make themselves feel better and never work on it get a gastric bypass if its that hard for you but its really not that hard i agree completely with what howard is saying

  • @LeoF3500K I hate people that don't understand punctuation.

  • @elgray16 yeah because punctuation is so important on a youtube comment page.douche bag

  • @CQ1981331 Don't be angry just because punctuation is beyond your capabilities. But keep reaching for the stars. I'm sure you'll be a success.

  • @elgray16 well if you are paying so much attention to peoples punctuation on youtube then you have issues.its the internet not english class fuckin dope

  • @CQ1981331 English class is over. So what have we learned? Not much according to your Mental Midget Messages. Why the anger? There are tutors out there that are willing to help people like you. Give it a try. You might be glad you did.

  • @elgray16 your the one that cares about punctuation on youtube.im not angry at all....i just think your a geek and a dope.im actually laughing because you care so much about punctuation.im done with you.

  • @CQ1981331 Dude, just go and chill, drink, work, watch football, and listen to music. Just like that. Lay back but don't take shit. Okay?

  • @elgray16 hahahahaha,i got into your head that bad that you went on my profile and read it?wow.you care about me way to much

  • @CQ1981331 Yup. You got into my head. I'm obsessed. I care about you a lot. I admit it. I think we've got something special here. Don't say you don't feel it too. I'm going to name my first born CQ1981331. By the way, this quote from your profile, "im just a dude that chills and does me." What does that mean, "does me"? Is that masturbation?

  • @elgray16 MR Punctuality reads my profile and then quotes it.does it mean masturbation?is masturbation bad?doesnt your boyfriend approve of you jerking off?everyone does it geek boy.

  • @CQ1981331 I wasn't making any judgments, just asking a question. Wack away, my friend, wack away. Be careful though. I once heard of a hand model that fell in love with his own hand. He masturbated so much his hand became a deformed claw. Obviously his hand modeling days were done after that. Tragic story.

  • @elgray16 that was actually a good one....it was fun going back and forth but i gotta go to work..its all in fun..take care

  • @CQ1981331 Alright. Have a great day. 

  • @elgray16 sorry geek boy but i have to go to WORK.maybe you should get a job instead of observing bad punctuation on youtube all day

  • @CQ1981331 I have a job. But it's Saturday, I'm off. Thanks for caring about my living situation though. Okay, I'm just gonna come out with it. I think you and I should get an apartment together. Come on man, we've known each other long enough. I have a new BBQ we can use. You like ribs?

  • a bit harsh but fair! I get sick of the "metabalism" and "I hardly eat" excuses. In 99.99% of cases if you're fat you're overeating and unexercising in other words you're a lazy slob, period

  • a bit harsh but fair! I get sick of the "metabalism" and "I hardly eat" excuses. In 99.99% of cases if you're fat you're overeating and unexercising in other words you're a lazy slob, period

  • After she answers the first question with the answer of 180 pounds, is it really necessary to ask the second question?

  • This can't be the Hampton's Howie on Sirius that I just cancelled my subscription to.

  • @fatograph It isn't, this is from 18 years ago.

  • @fatograph this is the old classic stern..he got soft since then

  • Howard sounds so young here

  • BWAHAHAHA your built like a bowling ball !

  • she is lying.

  • My God Howard is funny! That poor woman probably jumped off of a bridge after this.

  • she probably wanted to but then thought nah i cant be arsed lol

  • "Well, you know your stomach 'guru'." Throw in Jackie and Robin's laugh, that is CLASSIC!!!!

  • I cant even look the picture, it hurts me!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! - Howard's right though. You shouldn't embrace being overweight. All this "love who you are" talk is bull shit. It's one thing to be chubby it's another to be Gabourey Sidibie.

  • @MrPetty773 Amen. Gabourey has stretch marks on her damn ARMS.

  • @hothotheat3000 - She has stretch marks on her finger nails and tongue.

  • ate the mailman hahahahaha

  • I laughed so hard at this I almost peed my pants! HAHAHAHA!!

  • Listen to what this woman eats. She's barely eating anything nutritional, and that's part of what's making her so fat. If you don't eat enough, your body goes into starvation mode and holds onto every bit of food you take in.

  • "How many chickens?"

  • oh shit! this is hilarious

  • the only reason he "picks" on fat people or women really - is because the number 1 trigger for women to go crazy is calling them FAT. Call a woman fat and see how fast she cries. If people start ignoring douches who picks on fat people and skinny people than the douche will feel ignored and idiot. We all know that not everyone is fat because they over eat. I know someone who is overweight because of heart meds. So, let's ignore idiots who teases fat people and think people. :)

  • @TheHoliday555 not matter what the you gotta admit its hilarious

  • i assume your fat

  • how much do you way like 5 bills you fat cow

  • Absolutley spot on. Fat fuckers.

  • artie is kinda fat too o.O

  • This was a good 9 years before Artie though. But yeah Artie is big.

  • @return135 Kinda? He's obese. He has no right to call anyone fat.

  • @return135 so is benji and many others at sirius. stern is trying to be funny for a radio show.

  • @return135, there's definitely a double standard when it comes to weight in men and women. Artie is very fat (not kinda) and I'm sure proportionately much heavier than this woman. I do have a problem with a lot of fat people myself because they don't own their fatness. Take responsibility, work out, cut your calories, eat better, etc. If you want to lose weight you can. I have yet to meet one fat person who does everything right.

  • @HGeneAnthony i wrote that comment a year ago, did you really need to reply? lol

  • @return135, I get people responding to me all the time about comments I wrote a long time ago. I usually forget what they're yelling at me for.

  • Howard can't wait to goof on Gary.

  • i love howard, but he doesnt know what he's talking about this time. some people cant control how big they are just like he cant control how skinny he is.

  • ahahahaha poor girl! hahaha howard is fuckin funny.

  • As you all mentioned, you lose more weight EATING breakfast. She's probably lazy and sleeps in and skips breakfast.

  • skipping breakfast slowsssss your metabolism

  • robin isnt exactly skinny herself....

    anyone know when this is from?

  • anyone know when this is from??

  • oh poor girl

  • This my be my favorite caller ever. Funny as hell.

  • The problem with skipping breakfast is that it fucks her metabolism up.

  • yeah plus we all know the reason they skip breakfast is bcos she ate so fuckin much the night b4 lol

  • @FantasmaBAnco Also, skipping breakfast makes your hungrier during the day. idiots.

  • @FantasmaBAnco not calling you one. just telling that to the people that think skipping breakfast is a good thing.

  • It's ok... I read both comments. I'm not one to go off half-cocked.

    You're right; skipping breakfast is a dumb idea. But people who are really big see skipping meals as some kind of virtue. They've got it completely arse-backwards.