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  • If he's as fast in bed as he is in the Handslap game... I pity the woman.

  • Holy shit! Planescape Torment ripped off Steven Seagal.

  • Come on Lard ass LOL!

  • BIG BALLS

  • this is actually the greatest scene in the history of film

  • There's nothing wrong with this scene... its supposed to prove a point. I guess anyone who doesn't "get it" probably thinks like the ignorant oilmen portrayed in this scene... thats too bad.

  • @SWest00072 This movie is ridiculous. Seagal blows up an oil refinery in Alaska, then the people of Alaska honor him and let him give a 10 minute speech at the end about saving the environment. I like some of Seagal's early movies, but this one is shit.

  • SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stupid man

  • Steven seagal loves stroking his ego by being an epic bad ass in his movies but when push comes to shove fighting another trained fighter he prob wiuld lose. Wasnt he charged with beating his wife to?

  • i think all seagal's fight scenes are horrible. they pay people to get beat up i his movies lol

  • damn this shit is fucking horrible man seagal is a straight up joke always has been

  • Put ur hands up!!!! Seagal sounds like a bank robber :)

  • What exactly is worse? This scene or Steven Seagal?

  • they should have just had the bar fight scene and an asswooping. This scene wrecked it. Then again the whole movie was trash anyway.

  • THIS IS AMERICA DAMMIT!

  • How the hell do they know I got gas?

  • LMAOL

    

  • It was actually a good scene. Some people learn the hard way. And its true about the message. After many years of bad social programming, it takes time to purge & change for the good. I will be nice to also have this clip without the first 2:38 for some reference.

  • SHouldn't that guy be eating rat poison in a burger somewhere..?

  • @iamnotemo24 you're right!!!!...whoops,in "DUMB and DUMBER".

  • this movie is awesome. its crazy and hilarious. if you watch it in the right frame of mind you might get it ;-)

  • whats wrong?

    I like it

    SEAGAL FTW

  • Love the scene..love it when a piece of shit receives justice...Just me I guess.

  • MOCK YEA ING YEA BIRD YEA BIRD YEA GUYS GUYS GUYS

  • DAMN Segal is a human version of MASTER YODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sadist Seagal -_-

  • Looking back, that scene is just bad

  • It's the Gasman from Dumb and Dumber!

  • Lakota!

  • LOL...when he punches that guy like a freakin train,a girl in the background says "he's hooot !" ...that's a weird thing to say when you're witnessing a massacre of a guy

  • Why does Seagal speak like he is from New Jersey ?

  • @Lywnis lywnis, this is back when segal was searching for himself. In his early film career, he literally transformed himself into an italian. And that worked well for him, but then he found his calling, the environment and he literally revamped himself into an eskimo. Now, he is black cajun. The man can harmonize with anyone.

  • Haha fat guy fall down

  • fake and gay

  • Seagal movies - that's the kind of movies you watch when you have had a hard week at work and don't want to think...

  • why does steven get to slap first lol

  • That was awesome... or some thing.

  • seagal was making good movies till 1995, under siege 2 was his last good film, after that only crap movies untill this day

  • So, On Deadly Ground was a good movie except this scene?

  • @Rawk4Life yes

  • @Rawk4Life No, it's a terrible movie. This scene might be the worst but there are at least two other notoriously bad parts as well. One is where Michael Caine, who plays a greedy CEO, films a commercial stating that his company supposedly cares about the environment and then EVEN BEFORE someone says "cut" he shoves a deer out of the way and uses foul language. The other is Seagal's long-winded speech at the end of the movie that even the studio forced him to truncate a bit.

  • "I need to time.... to change.... my shorts.... I'm thinking most of my "man essence" ended up there...."

    "Me too... seeing your supper hit the floor made me hork up in my throat a little... and I think while I was desperately trying the swallow the bitter down again, I think one mighta sneaked past. Tell me...

    "Do farts have lumps?"

    BTW, I have this movie (I have most of the movies he's done, before he got into this post-Glimmer Man" direct to DVD phase his career has into).

  • i hate eskimos

  • He acts the same in all his movies and hes mono toned

  • I NEED to know what the music at the start is called.

  • what does it take to change the essence of a man??? you must beat him in the handslap game i suppose

  • Is it just me, or are most of these Steven Seagal movies?

  • I NEED ..I NEED TIME TO CHANGE ..I NEED TIME TO GET SOME ACTING LESSONS HAHA

  • if they mention his balls about 10 times in this 3 minute scene how many times is it mentioned in the movie?

  • i wonder why no one is brave enough to put one of chuck norris movies in these lists

  • this Bloke just bashed a Murri,,,,i took a big Breath and here we are

  • Bad, but Ive seen worse..Playing a kids game is bad for an action movie..but I think what makes a bad scene is how flawed it is, how shitty the budget jumps out at you and how bad the acting is..Like in The Happening or any of M. Night (Insert shitty last name that I wont even try to spell here) movie's. Now they offer some good bad scenes.

  • /watch?v=CLRZaKN9LXM  Insidious movie fail!

  • 205 ppl hav seagal's hairstyle.

  • the girl talking at the start describes it all

  • @MrComain every movie should have one 

  • this isnt so bad

  • my hand move by themselfs -.-

  • which film is this?

  • i don't know what are you talking about. ...

  • this isn't that bad of a scene..

  • And I though Steven seagal was a bad actor before

  • The... the handslap game? "We're men.... p-playing a kid's playground game."

  • The answers my friend, are blowing in the wind. That answers.... are blowing in the wind.

  • Whats great is, Seagal never loses a fight in his movies, but cuts up on JCVD who almost always gets his ass kicked at least once during the film. I would love to see Steven"fake lawman" Seagal get into a real fight, and I don't mean in a dojo, with five guys just running at him and they all weigh half his weight.

  • @bird4200 he fought gene lebell and ended up soiling himself after being choked out

  • @bird4200 finding people who weigh less than steve is an easy task

  • He lready beat the the living crap out of this misserable pile of secrets.

    Seagal asked Van Damme if he was a man and Jean Claude answered WHAT IS A MAN! and then proceded to reedit Seagal (syllogistic manners included) to match his face with the floor's parquet.

    Lungren owns both of them though. So if you ever meet him and he says you're Pippi Longstocking then you might as well be wearing thigh-high stockings because if he lays a finger on you even your greatgrandchildren will feel the pain.

  • Wait, so he gets his ass kicked in the hand slapping game and decides to change? Hmm...

  • its the best scene ever

  • This was pretty stupid, but I've seen 100 worse scenes than this

  • I hope this shitty actor dies.

  • Man: "I need time to change..."

    FACE PUNCH

    -throws pocket change on man's unconscious body-

    Seagal: "Hope that's enough."

    -walks out like a boss-

    It wouldn't make much sense but it would be cooler.

  • I need time to change ....LOL

    priceless

  • Will Sasso is the best Steven Seagal

  • As someone who's been jailed for FAR less than this, I'm a little confused....in what way did Steven Seagal not just commit serious assault on that guy?...

    .& how the fuck was that 3 punch combo that broke the dude's nose part of the hand-slap, one short game?

  • @homerbear46 Well the other guy would have to press charges and who's going to call the cops for beating a guy's ass who everyone there probably hates?

  • @RockBanned ...I suppose so, and seeing as it's Alaska, the nearest cop is probably 50 miles away...but the fat-guy being a douche doesn't make a bigger martial artist kicking the fuck out of him OK... it's still a nasty assault, with definite "excessive force"...by the supposed "hero" character in this shitpile of a movie...

  • @homerbear46 Maybe, but also don't forget that the guy agreed to the terms of the contest and would have had no problem doing the same thing to Segal's character. Therefore, it's kind of like MMA fighting; if those guys go on the street and duke it out, you could call it assault, but inside the ring where they've both agreed to terms, it's fine.

    Even in the legal system it's the same way. Nobody would get arrested for assault if it was a fight they both don't press charges.

  • I think Steven Seagal was kinda cheating when he kept punching the guy in the gut like that.

  • fuck! i tough he goinna' use his randori, but this fucking videoclip make the fucking fat guy look like a fucking pig, LOVE YOU STEVEN!

  • That hand-slap games a bith!!! isnt it!!!

  • Will Sasso is better at being Steven Segall than Steven Segall.

  • That was the greatest movie scene ever, I did'nt expect it. Winning the Seagal way.

  • 2:20 Facepalm

  • Damn, that movie sucked. And he sure likes to talk about balls a lot.

  • this game is called sardinha in portugal...

  • Folks when you play the hand slap game, the key is to close your eyes and feel your opponent move his hands. It will make your reflexes the fraction of a second faster that you might need.

  • FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

  • This is the best scene of most movies

  • Watercooler you serious? If you think that scene was stupid 4 years ago, take it out delet it or rename it, whats stupid about this scene?

    It is so impressive done how steven seagal, takes that guy on, till his breaking and telling him what does it take for a man to change? Its one of the most impressive movies scenes by far, and ceratinly not a bad scene, but worse?haha... yes 4 years ago

    Youcan recored some daily tv bullcrap programm , im sure you will get high ratings for caling those bad

  • @Casioo24 I think it's the ending what makes this scene so stupid, i think in real life there hasn't been a situation close to this in stupidity, when a guy "beats up" a man and starts to talk some sentimental and dramatic crap about the essence of a man. I's just impossible, thats why it's such a crap movie and Seagal can call himself one of the worst actors that have walked on the planet earth.

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  • Well this just proves that big balls = small pain threshold and obesity.

  • @crazy88boss I just ate 20 cheeseburgers and OWWWWW, a hair fell on my arm....

  • i was on the edge of my seat the whole time ... the back edge

  • lol most suddenly there were strings...

  • Steven Seagal acts like such a pretentious jerk here you almost have more sympathy for the other guy.

  • @danning1 I think he's trying to act like De Niro or something. But yeah, he just comes off as a douche bag. Only thing he's missing is a spray tan and a Ed Hardy shirt.

  • @danning1

    Yeah when somebody shoots on him he breaks bullets back...

  • @danning1 would normally be hilarious to see a tough cool guy beat up an obnoxious fat guy if Seagul weren't being such a cunt about doing it...

  • @danning1 are fuckin insane ???? did you remember what the jerk did to the native guy ??

  • @danning1 not almost

  • @danning1

    Agreed. I hated Steven Seagal in this part lol

  • I don't think Seagal is that fast.It all has to do with editing.Would like to see him and Van Damme do a movie together...Maybe this guy should've just kicked Seagal in the balls and said,You got big balls,asshole??

  • I actually think this is good scene :)

  • are people dumb or just never seen a decent film? He cannot act... sure he could beat the shit out of me with martial arts, that doesn't qualify him as an actor

  • I'm a man ---- I GOT A BIG SET OF BALLS BETWEEN MY LEGS

  • ha dats a savage scene love it 

  • He's a bullshitter and a women beater and to top it all he can't act! Fact.

  • @eddiegilbert33 lmao hes not the worst actor infact most of his 90's films are cult classics you just dont like him lol

  • Seagal fucking sucks and should've been banned from ever ever being filmed doing anything!

  • He's hot...........................­.......

  • pretty good scene, but I don't like messages in my movies....just shut up and show action

  • ii ii I need time to change.... TIME...

  • oi, watercooler i think you r wrong in saying tht this is one of the worst scenes ever and steven seagal is the most ausome actor ever,. so go shove tht up ure ass.

  • oi, watercooler i think you r wrong in saying tht this is one of the worst scenes ever and steven seagal is the most ausome actor ever,. so go shove tht up ure ass.

  • What is that, halibut?

  • *sniffle* I wish I was a bully so that I could have learned from this.

  • it wasnt that bad

  • This is one of the worst movie scenes? It wasn't that great of a scene i'll give you that, but one of the worst is Troll or Troll 2.

  • you know he just said that because he lost the other guys little game of slap hands.

  • What does it take to change the essence of a man? A beating.

  • man, this scene is great. loved it. when I was 9

  • After Seagal took the shit out of the fat guy, he was reborn (the fat guy)

  • STEVEN SEAGAL IS A CUNT

  • @tninbredretard A cunt? Seagal is a fucking beast who would beat the bricks off of 99.9 percent of any mother fucker that stepped towards him. And for the record, this scene is fucking awesome. The whole "I need time" quote and Seagal saying he also needs time to change is awesome, i don't know why people consider this scene stupid.

  • @EventuallyWeMerge  Because it's cheesy....

  • oh god oh man

  • i found that difficult to watch......that is soooooooo bad!

  • LOL It's Mental from Dumb and Dumber

  • 191 people don't believe it's time to change.

  • Sarah Palin's Alaska.

  • on deadly ground is a badass movie with a great message. seagal has a few omelettes but thus movie is NOT 1 of them.

  • I don't know, it's boring, Steven fight ever with losers...

  • To all these morons making stupid comments on this scene, I can guarantee that if you came up against someone like Seagal, you get your ass kicked, A, and B even after getting your ass kicked, you STILL miss the message of any point that was being made! Try and use your brains and think about things before you start spewing bullshit all over the place, and make yourselves look even worse!

  • Girl in crowd "did you see that?"

    silly question really, wasn't it. women.

  • @kale11111

    Had to do with the gender specificity, don't you?

  • Steve Seagull is a real jerk.

  • @Elarithon1 Dude, you're the jerk. Spell his name right if you gotta insult him.

  • @Devantier19 Lol, didn't think you'd actually think I don't know how to spell his name, it was just for the lolz, and I was talking about the movie clip, not real life. Dunno how he is in real life.

  • Worst scene ever is the 5 minute fight between Rowdy Piper And Keith David just cuz he wont try on a pair of sun glasses,its totaly stupid...like I wouldnt be like "Oh really I can see weird looking skull people if I put them on?Hell ya give me a pair I gotta see this shit!"

  • what is that, halibut?

  • in teh last hand slap time he gave him three shots but hsoudl have been just one

  • ROFLMAO!!! I totally Agree with U... THAT SUCKED!!!

  • omg i am lactoseintolerant - tHIS IS TOO MUCH CHEESE FOR MEEE!!!!

  • I liked the scene and I'm way more intelligent than any you fuckers. "What does it take to change the essence of a man?" "I need time to change."

  • the intro music is a playful, yet inspirational, performance by remarkably talented men who, by the sound of it, may spend time in or near....I don't know....perhaps...barbershops?­?Splendid performance, indeed!!

  • You know all of Seagal's movies are full of HORRIBLE acting (especially him), and he runs like a fairy tip toeing through a field of daisys, but somehow, he comes out being cool. I can't figure that out..

  • You know all of Seagal's movies are full of HORRIBLE acting (especially him), and he runs like a fairy tip toeing through a field of daisys, but somehow, he comes out being cool. I can't figure that out..

  • @gatler05 Now? I made this video almost 4 years ago...

  • @watercooler man steven seagal is a master in aikido his slaps a punches are finley tuned

    i had the chance to meet him at a Martials seminar in japan and i seen his demonstration i got to pertisipate wich im very greatful for and i can tell u now brother its not staged you go by feel and motion not rehursel .. my point being his slaps can knock you the fuck out lol.. Kindley speaking .. take care

  • @watercooler Haha he even used crappy grammar and stuff. He got owned, by the way.

  • @watercooler Your cool

  • @gatler05 Youve just been owned.

  • @velvetguitar95 How, hes still lame.

  • @gatler05 that is some epic fail

  • The playwright is defin the one to blame for this lame scene.

  • Steven Seagall for President of the Earth!

  • BOMB!!! This Movie is Ridiculous!!!

  • why isnt is steven seagal beating some terrorists?

  • @willy1986tralara He is.

  • Whats the opening music?

  • epic film . loads of cussing . loads of violence . loads of hair dye and plastic surgery ( cain ) . no cgi real models and pyro . and to cap it all a positive message , seagals monologue at the end made me cry and think about buying an electric car . better than any bond film

  • steven seagal never dies in his movies...

  • The ladies want Seagals big Balls.

  • This deserved an Oscar.

  • ..that was..profoundly bad..... of course,this is during the white man bad-minorities good-- development bad--- nature good---corporations bad---poverty good----stage of hollywood--a movie made by white men working for a big corporation living in mansions-- call it the ' Avatar ' syndrome  '

  • i'm surprised he didn't punch his cock. COCKPUNCHER!

  • @IamFearLezz YES!!!

  • @IamFearLezz haha

  • if steven seagal is in it it should be terrible

  • PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT!

  • 1:07 When a guy says 'give me your best shot, pal.' to Steven Seagal, you know he's on the floor within a second.

  • That was actually pretty cool =D

  • what does it take to change the esense of a man

  • The big balls between my legs shrunk after watching this.