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  • 0:35 SEX!!!!

  • 2:53

    

  • Where were u travelling to?

  • 1:22

  • lmfaoooooo .... @1:20 made my cry

  • ..OMG HIS FIRST VIDEO, (after scrolling through 111 pages on his channel!)!! :)

  • @DahCarrot

    Why didn't you just change the way the videos were displayed E.G oldest to newest?

  • @BJplusMilo21 Cause im stupid.. lol

  • @DahCarrot Just set the search feature oldest to newest.

  • Truly a great debut video for this guy here on Youtube!

  • @sirkinm Word!

  • Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­asssiiiiiiiiic!

  • u nt the only one who takes the piss out of the instrusctions :P

    

  • oo.. ic.. so dat was what they have been saying all this while.. *nods nods* good one man! i laughed so hard, my next flight wont be same anymore.. hahah

  • Wow. People must think you are silly.

  • lol

  • Mr. Bean!

  • So your name is Chris. Chris you are a prick.

  • press "3" for a great smile haha

  • 0:35 u were raping your finguers

  • Press '0' repeatedly to be freaked out.

  • They probably think that your using sign language to translate to someone.

  • so this is where it all began ...

  • the beep that aircrafts make reminds me of flying, chris is so lucky he gets to fly so often.

  • Actually, that's pretty good acting and pantomime. It's perfectly timed, clever, and not overly outrageous. Kinda reminiscent KF the old pantomimes Jerry Lewis used to do. I'm impressed.

  • wow the first video ive seen that was from before 2007 that wasnt in 240p..

  • 2:54 lol XD

  • 0:52 *facepalm*

  • LOL! Ahahaaaaa!

  • @zombieddie73 I think you were a little hard on him. I know you are a fan now! LOL

  • Me : laughing & rolling on the floor ..... LOL

  • funny man

  • imagine the guy sat next to him, "What The Fuck!!??"

  • lol

  • timeless

    

  • In 2006 I heard about this video site called YouTube: believe it or not, this was the very first video I remember watching on here.

    It seems like ages ago now. How things have changed.

  • @Mintpepperoni Yeah this was one of the very first videos I watched on Youtube :)

    I didn't learn who Chris was until years later

  • lol his first video haha :')

  • lol

    

  • I have fear of flying.

  • OH MY GOD :')

  • LOL!!!!

  • what did the people next to him think?

  • if you ever fly and have a device to watch youtube with you and wifi on plane you should watch this video

  • yeah no, you haven't changed at all.

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  • You look weird with those glasses on :P I like your new ones better.

  • Funny guy!

  • laughed my butt off very funny

  • 2:52 hahahah

  • I reckon the Airline should recruit you Chris... The passengers would have a better understanding and would remember!

  • Friend post this on facebook ---- Ahh advertisement --- close this tab.

  • dementided

    

  • I would hate to be sitting next to you Chris. The passenger next to you must think you are a retard.

  • why soo serious now

  • this is just awesome :D

  • these is how it started :D lockergnome

  • lol'd

  • this video was made 1 day before my 8th birthday..........

  • this flight was on my 14th birthday!

  • This is awesome!

  • Your first video ;)

  • this was probably the best video ive ever seen

  • 2971 people take airplane safety seriously, too seriously

  • the idiot is the sately video

  • funny now and funny years ago

  • WHY is this funny??,,, oh wait because it isn't

  • @turnip121 your sense of humor is as dull as a rock.

  • I ROFLMFAO'D when I watched this... Lol

  • george carlin was GREAT at making fun of the " air travel safety lecture" " more shit from the bogus captain" HE'S A FREAKIN PILOT AND LET HIM BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT!" :P

  • THIS IS AWESOME!!1

  • i want to go on a plane i miss hearing the safety 

  • i love the emergency evacuation expression :()()()

  • During the safety brief they said

    "...there are 6 exit doors"

    I couldn't help but wonder if the guy sitting next to him was thinking about using one of them!

  • Turbcast is a great app for people with fear of flying.

  • I still crack up over this video...

  • keep pressing 2 : unkle F*ck

  • A United 737

  • LMAO...great job..

  • You look older here than you do now Chris. Might be the glasses.

  • Hold down 4

  • i never laughed so hard in ages xD

  • Turbcast is a great app for fear of turbulence.

  • The guy next to you didn't notice at all?

  • @JoshHartNow I think he did, he was just thinking, Psychoooooo.... i dont wanna mess with that guy xD

  • @TheMastaGlazy Maybe...

  • Legent, it was funny.

  • idk why but i always get a warm fuzzy feeling watching this video. No homo btw.

  • 0:33 to 0:40 for immature awesomeness.

  • LOOOL you look NO different ! same old Chris, 5 years later .

  • hey , i remember this video, what have u done lately?....LOL

  • In an alternate universe:

    It has not yet been determined why Mr Pirillo was the only person on the flight who did not survive the crash.

  • It's just like a pilot episode...

  • doesnt look a day older in todays times

  • @sirkinm you should have said first

  • Bravo Chris and Happy 5th Anniversary to you! Think I came across you and other's that I follow now on this thing we call the internet about 2 years ago when I first started blogging. I'm doing the YouTube thing too after seeing how it's done for a year or so now. Thank you also for paving the path for showing us how to do. Keep doing what you do with the YouTubes dude!

    @FiremanRich : )

  • awesome

  • @roby020604 - Five years ago. :)

  • @lockergnome i know but it is funny i just started watching ur vids and i saw this one its different and i like it

  • @lockergnome

    where were u flying to?

  • Chris is the Epic Face

  • If you look on each side of the airplane, you will see, there are no exits.

  • sweet

  • Lol pause the video at 2:54 its so f'in funny hahaha

  • i laughed like a fuckin idiot at this omg lollllllllllllllzer

  • gay

  • Haha, this video has more than a million views. This is funny, but I never would have guessed that it is a million views worth of funny. I guess I was wrong

  • The more i'm getting into this video, the more i get concerned.... with those people next to him.

  • 2:52 lol

  • suck if he got in a plane crash and didnt know what to do

  • I love 1:36

  • Lol

  • Chris... you are...a role model BAHAHAHA!!

  • haha pause at 0.02

  • thumbs up if you think that he was caught doing that

  • retard

  • tripswap dot net for crew

  • Wow, Chris's FIRST video on Lockergnome lol!!

  • weird

  • I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE ONLY VIDEO THAT CHRIS UPLOADED NOT FOR ADDING TOTAL VIEWS AND WINNING MONEY, BUT FOR MAKING US LAUGH. :)

  • 2:53 made my year!

  • The first lockergnome video!

  • Hahahaha, this guy rules.

  • i prefer chris' glasses now than in the vid

  • LOLZ

  • fuckin retard

  • 2:53 it's hilarious! :)

  • >>>>>>>0

  • What a muppet.

  • and you know whats funny. If something happens to the AC he is going to be the one saying, "what do i do now" But lets have fun... 

  • Haha, this is hilarious!

  • lololololllll

  • haha very moody

  • ROFL...

    Nice hand language Chris xD

  • MR BEAN!!!

  • why is a millionaire not sitting in first class?

  • roflmaooo ! :D

  • the people form the sides are like what da fuck

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Oh man, great video! had to watch it twice ;)

  • haha oldie but goodie

  • hahah....never gets old. first time i saw this was summer of 06' junior year in college. My favorite part 2:53

  • hahah....never gets old. first time i saw this was summer of 06' junior year in college. M favorite part 2:53

  • hahah....never gets old. first time i saw this was summer of 06' junior year in college.

  • Chris Pirillo is as gifted in comedic performance and physical comedy as anyone out there doing it for a living. In another time, he could have been a silent film star. He's just as good as Steve Martin.

  • lmao chris your so damn funny

  • PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT LMFAO Hilerious!

  • 2:52

  • pause at 0:32 hahaha

  • 2:52  ___ man am LMAO

  • i love how it gets better and better later into the video!

  • I think you should be a teacher

  • Haha reminds me of Mr.Bean.

  • His first video :)

  • thumbs up if you here because of apple TV

  • @pufixas lol

  • HILAROUS!!!!!!!!

  • what a dork... :P

  • #LOL

  • lollololololololololololololol­ololololol

  • LMAO! ROLF! @35

  • you should explain the passengers the emergency instructions not he flight attendant !!!

  • Fake and gat

  • 0:59 is funny too!!!

  • LOL 2:55 FUNNY AS HECK

  • Chris Pirillo from Tech TV....Good times.

  • 2:52 ,, if an emergency evacuation does become necessary...

  • haha funny

  • Lmao at 0:36 a finger in to the whole

  • Emergency evacuation made me spit coffee everywhere, this video should be on all flights!

  • Boeing 757 huh

    I been on one of those 

  • 2:55 Hilarious !