Airplane Safety Instructional Video

[TheSoulja99boy]

0:35 SEX!!!!

[PivotDreamArt]

2:53



[26prahlad]

Where were u travelling to?

[McilreavyTutorials]

1:22

[1Muggleman]

lmfaoooooo .... @1:20 made my cry

[DahCarrot]

..OMG HIS FIRST VIDEO, (after scrolling through 111 pages on his channel!)!! :)

[BJplusMilo21]

@DahCarrot

Why didn't you just change the way the videos were displayed E.G oldest to newest?

[DahCarrot]

@BJplusMilo21 Cause im stupid.. lol

[rb1003]

@DahCarrot Just set the search feature oldest to newest.

[mathwizard09915]

Truly a great debut video for this guy here on Youtube!

[keltonfilms]

@sirkinm Word!

[worldofapp]

Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­asssiiiiiiiiic!

[orginalxx]

u nt the only one who takes the piss out of the instrusctions :P



[kouzuka]

oo.. ic.. so dat was what they have been saying all this while.. *nods nods* good one man! i laughed so hard, my next flight wont be same anymore.. hahah

[BBbloodbrotherCCCX]

Wow. People must think you are silly.

[pimper37]

lol

[Abhi5148]

Mr. Bean!

[filthybaggage]

So your name is Chris. Chris you are a prick.

[cvatoslav]

press "3" for a great smile haha

[DANNY122412]

0:35 u were raping your finguers

[subjectmax]

Press '0' repeatedly to be freaked out.

[BlackMasterJoe89]

They probably think that your using sign language to translate to someone.

[HaztaUK]

so this is where it all began ...

[KenTeeHee]

the beep that aircrafts make reminds me of flying, chris is so lucky he gets to fly so often.

[TheSubwaysurfer]

Actually, that's pretty good acting and pantomime. It's perfectly timed, clever, and not overly outrageous. Kinda reminiscent KF the old pantomimes Jerry Lewis used to do. I'm impressed.

[handbanana501]

wow the first video ive seen that was from before 2007 that wasnt in 240p..

[GOT21C]

2:54 lol XD

[Sol4Pistons]

0:52 *facepalm*

[LukeCalder1234]

LOL! Ahahaaaaa!

[edwarddls73]

@zombieddie73 I think you were a little hard on him. I know you are a fan now! LOL

[vimalnathmenon]

Me : laughing & rolling on the floor ..... LOL

[TheMrjlambert]

funny man

[lucrio98]

imagine the guy sat next to him, "What The Fuck!!??"

[sikmen11]

lol

[sebastianhaiss]

timeless



[Mintpepperoni]

In 2006 I heard about this video site called YouTube: believe it or not, this was the very first video I remember watching on here.

It seems like ages ago now. How things have changed.

[gamersxs]

@Mintpepperoni Yeah this was one of the very first videos I watched on Youtube :)

I didn't learn who Chris was until years later

[nassbond24]

lol his first video haha :')

[TheMTYproductions]

lol



[klingoondotcom]

I have fear of flying.

[HollylovesMark]

OH MY GOD :')

[xGummiBearr]

LOL!!!!

[TheHostileChicken]

what did the people next to him think?

[Saroku12]

if you ever fly and have a device to watch youtube with you and wifi on plane you should watch this video

[SimHarrison]

yeah no, you haven't changed at all.

[1993gandy]

You look weird with those glasses on :P I like your new ones better.

[jfdomega]

Funny guy!

[scifiwb]

laughed my butt off very funny

[Dev1ned]

2:52 hahahah

[ArnHawth]

I reckon the Airline should recruit you Chris... The passengers would have a better understanding and would remember!

[ShatafakUp]

Friend post this on facebook ---- Ahh advertisement --- close this tab.

[MrLegoguy12]

dementided



[daro2096]

I would hate to be sitting next to you Chris. The passenger next to you must think you are a retard.

[errantfalcon]

why soo serious now

[Rockschnecke]

this is just awesome :D

[entertement]

these is how it started :D lockergnome

[HRO96]

lol'd

[1ruby11]

this video was made 1 day before my 8th birthday..........

[maggieandalice]

this flight was on my 14th birthday!

[MrGeekGnome]

This is awesome!

[0oDarkLordRevano0]

Your first video ;)

[zackgerczakprojects]

this was probably the best video ive ever seen

[xXxDarkeyexXx1]

2971 people take airplane safety seriously, too seriously

[MrPlum5677]

the idiot is the sately video

[MrPlum5677]

funny now and funny years ago

[turnip121]

WHY is this funny??,,, oh wait because it isn't

[TheRetroZombie]

@turnip121 your sense of humor is as dull as a rock.

[Blizzardo1]

I ROFLMFAO'D when I watched this... Lol

[chronofusion]

george carlin was GREAT at making fun of the " air travel safety lecture" " more shit from the bogus captain" HE'S A FREAKIN PILOT AND LET HIM BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT!" :P

[jubjubcat]

THIS IS AWESOME!!1

[mjbruce11]

i want to go on a plane i miss hearing the safety 

[rahul247rocks]

i love the emergency evacuation expression :()()()

[DarrenHuseyin1]

During the safety brief they said

"...there are 6 exit doors"

I couldn't help but wonder if the guy sitting next to him was thinking about using one of them!

[FlyingAnxiety]

Turbcast is a great app for people with fear of flying.

[MassEffectFan113]

I still crack up over this video...

[Blaff3tuur]

keep pressing 2 : unkle F*ck

[Smash6640]

A United 737

[fukawe]

LMAO...great job..

[hinkeyman]

You look older here than you do now Chris. Might be the glasses.

[SkyfireFilmsCo]

Hold down 4

[supakiwibaby]

i never laughed so hard in ages xD

[FlyingAnxiety]

Turbcast is a great app for fear of turbulence.

[JoshHartNow]

The guy next to you didn't notice at all?

[TheMastaGlazy]

@JoshHartNow I think he did, he was just thinking, Psychoooooo.... i dont wanna mess with that guy xD

[JoshHartNow]

@TheMastaGlazy Maybe...

[MultiLedam]

Legent, it was funny.

[skaterboy379]

idk why but i always get a warm fuzzy feeling watching this video. No homo btw.

[AdamGetn]

0:33 to 0:40 for immature awesomeness.

[guyaneseDJ13]

LOOOL you look NO different ! same old Chris, 5 years later .

[sniper584]

hey , i remember this video, what have u done lately?....LOL

[indiesixtynine]

In an alternate universe:

It has not yet been determined why Mr Pirillo was the only person on the flight who did not survive the crash.

[Gallifrey103]

It's just like a pilot episode...

[TheBrataccas]

doesnt look a day older in todays times

[jordinjm]

@sirkinm you should have said first

[TFPFP]

Bravo Chris and Happy 5th Anniversary to you! Think I came across you and other's that I follow now on this thing we call the internet about 2 years ago when I first started blogging. I'm doing the YouTube thing too after seeing how it's done for a year or so now. Thank you also for paving the path for showing us how to do. Keep doing what you do with the YouTubes dude!

@FiremanRich : )

[roby020604]

awesome

[lockergnome]

@roby020604 - Five years ago. :)

[roby020604]

@lockergnome i know but it is funny i just started watching ur vids and i saw this one its different and i like it

[xGummiBearr]

@lockergnome

where were u flying to?

[Yarach]

Chris is the Epic Face

[rezaka116]

If you look on each side of the airplane, you will see, there are no exits.

[MabelDuerr]

sweet

[pownd01]

Lol pause the video at 2:54 its so f'in funny hahaha

[Caraecrika]

i laughed like a fuckin idiot at this omg lollllllllllllllzer

[Chamath5]

gay

[airsoftdude13]

Haha, this video has more than a million views. This is funny, but I never would have guessed that it is a million views worth of funny. I guess I was wrong

[gunblade64]

The more i'm getting into this video, the more i get concerned.... with those people next to him.

[FutureLaugh]

2:52 lol

[NWA1503]

suck if he got in a plane crash and didnt know what to do

[jesse2282]

I love 1:36

[ADKIc3mAnX36O]

Lol

[CallTechSUPPORT]

Chris... you are...a role model BAHAHAHA!!

[TheMichaela96]

haha pause at 0.02

[TheGahul17]

thumbs up if you think that he was caught doing that

[avatarluke]

retard

[tripswapnet]

tripswap dot net for crew

[TarrVlogs]

Wow, Chris's FIRST video on Lockergnome lol!!

[Bella24Forever]

weird

[MRmaterolo]

I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE ONLY VIDEO THAT CHRIS UPLOADED NOT FOR ADDING TOTAL VIEWS AND WINNING MONEY, BUT FOR MAKING US LAUGH. :)

[ANF4LYFE]

2:53 made my year!

[theipodcollector01]

The first lockergnome video!

[BenMale1]

Hahahaha, this guy rules.

[windowsfan22]

i prefer chris' glasses now than in the vid

[MegaFire95]

LOLZ

[zotchbell]

fuckin retard

[itouchhelper236]

2:53 it's hilarious! :)

[harrisonconstantinou]

>>>>>>>0

[shannonr06]

What a muppet.

[skyboi8605]

and you know whats funny. If something happens to the AC he is going to be the one saying, "what do i do now" But lets have fun... 

[Nazmus1992]

Haha, this is hilarious!

[DREWizC00L]

lololololllll

[mikimauzer]

haha very moody

[cjgan80]

ROFL...

Nice hand language Chris xD

[applektech]

MR BEAN!!!

[xXwhygodwhyXx]

why is a millionaire not sitting in first class?

[djkoziiqn]

roflmaooo ! :D

[1997mexicano]

the people form the sides are like what da fuck

[jan747fly]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Lux1s]

Oh man, great video! had to watch it twice ;)

[Incenity27]

haha oldie but goodie

[JDaJester]

hahah....never gets old. first time i saw this was summer of 06' junior year in college. My favorite part 2:53

[JDaJester]

hahah....never gets old. first time i saw this was summer of 06' junior year in college. M favorite part 2:53

[JDaJester]

hahah....never gets old. first time i saw this was summer of 06' junior year in college.

[nebraskafrankcourtny]

Chris Pirillo is as gifted in comedic performance and physical comedy as anyone out there doing it for a living. In another time, he could have been a silent film star. He's just as good as Steve Martin.

[Robbo083]

lmao chris your so damn funny

[ballerinakay]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT LMFAO Hilerious!

[iheartrainbows88]

2:52

[legopad]

pause at 0:32 hahaha

[Dev1ned]

2:52  ___ man am LMAO

[weipeiwu2000]

i love how it gets better and better later into the video!

[djmcjo123]

I think you should be a teacher

[barter2056]

Haha reminds me of Mr.Bean.

[Toedoog]

His first video :)

[pufixas]

thumbs up if you here because of apple TV

[skaterboy379]

@pufixas lol

[dennis3380]

HILAROUS!!!!!!!!

[csigabajnok]

what a dork... :P

[agent555012]

#LOL

[policedylan]

lollololololololololololololol­ololololol

[IPodComputerTips]

LMAO! ROLF! @35

[UncleBigShot]

you should explain the passengers the emergency instructions not he flight attendant !!!

[pacifiermasterfier]

Fake and gat

[hardy111ful]

0:59 is funny too!!!

[hardy111ful]

LOL 2:55 FUNNY AS HECK

[buzzialdrin]

Chris Pirillo from Tech TV....Good times.

[Aragon159]

2:52 ,, if an emergency evacuation does become necessary...

[iDude96]

haha funny

[MSMusixsever]

Lmao at 0:36 a finger in to the whole

[Evadex87]

Emergency evacuation made me spit coffee everywhere, this video should be on all flights!

[theanthony345]

Boeing 757 huh

I been on one of those 

[SkateLennekeTV]

2:55 Hilarious !