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  • bull, camera just decides to work and not to work...

  • you ass hole WHY WHY WWWWWHHHHHYYYYYY DAMN I WAS LIKE HE DID IT THEN HE SAID SHE SHOULD NOT COME OVER REALLLLLLLYYYY REALY JUS Y

  • I felt like I was watching one of thee most suspensful movies of all time. Lol much respect to you and your beliefs and how disciplined you are in following them.

  • ur an idiot

    

  • dude, these videos had me actually waiting for the next words because i was very interested in hearing what happened next. awesome story!

  • that ending was great

  • Does anyone know the song @ the end of the video? @ 12:08?

  • Even though he saving him self for marriage i bet he still beat his meat

  • omg u caused em to burn dinner , u r like the greatest story teller ever i cud watch ur videos for like 24 hours straight

  • Damn you dude, I had school tomorrow. I have stuff to do in the morning.

  • oh god i completely cracked up at the end xD

  • whatta dumb ass..

  • What I don't understand is why its such a big deal that God has something to do with losing your virginity. It should be your choice to make with the things you believe are truly important. I never lost mine when I was in school or uni but I made that decision because I felt I was not ready, not because god said I should.

  • You sir, are so inspirational! Thanks for sharing this ^-^

  • ur a gr8 cartoonist

  • I'm really confused...why is it that important to have a camcorder and videotape it? Why can't you just...do it?

  • @ceruleansmiles

    Are you an idiot? Thats not the point of the story at all XD The camcorder was a sign.

  • @seraphiccandy21 lol I realized that by the end. I was just puzzled by his hysterical behavior in the beginning when he was desperately trying to get it to work.

  • Religious people problems.

  • Bernard: I mean, my first time was like, vrooot!

    haha.

  • Dude.what did U just do??? LOL

  • This makes me want to go have some more delicious pre-marital sex. I'd really hate to be your future wife.

  • that was a great story 

  • I wish i had that kind of resolve at 18

  • Bernard ftw ^^

  • Nice video. If that story is true. Much respect and adoration

  • I don't believe in god but good on you!!

  • Lol respect!!!

  • Dude, you're an idiot...

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  • wtf was up with the ennd grrrr arrr grrrr werrrr and rip her in half lol

  • I dont wanna do the thing thaat kids on prom night unitl marriage and I'm not even christian

  • Wow i have a lotta respect for you man

    i mean like 90% of the male population (myself included) would indefinetly make the other choice

    however i strongly respect ur opinion and sence of morals despite being an atheis

    u have a stronger mindset then most guys out there

    Props.

  • "yeah bro, I totally shook that guys' hand" lol

  • Good luck to you mate!! I'm waiting until marriage also. I know the challenges you encounter and I must say it's a hard deal but we'll survive :)

  • Mad Respect. Your awesome and hilarious and remain faithful. Everyone needs to be like you.

  • a story within a story...storyception

  • dude...you...role model status 

  • maybe you just had a bad camera lol

  • 2/2 (cont'd) But, I am proud to say that I have since made a promise to God that I won't do it again until marriage. Its been over a year now and I'm still walking strong. God is good :)

    And as a side note to everyone out there: Just because you steal a few times doesn't make it right to continue stealing. The best thing for you to do is stop. A lot of people don't realize it, but sex works the same way! Happy new year to all and God bless! :)

  • 1/2 *tears* you are a good man!

    To be completely honest, you're the kind of man I've ALWAYS wanted. I used to go to a tiny Christian private school too and then I hit the public school in Grade 10 and had a rude awakening at how many of my guy friends were having sex. And that even if I was waiting for marriage, my future husband probably wasn't. That saddened me deeply, and it made me lose value in having my own V-card. Thus, I lost it :(

  • dammnn such an epic story. loved it.

  • you could have used her cameraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @aaleeyl If she had a camera then she would have told him.

  • Did Lev do this animation? Or did you just copy how he draws?

    I saw at the beginning that he was on the shoutouts but you never mentioned anything about it.

  • your amazing! =)

    a good show of a good Christian =)

  • I REALLY respect you dude... You are such an awesome man of God. You make such good points!! And i'm totally on the same page as you about the no sex before marriage thing. Everyone needs to listen to this :D <3

  • The message at the end was very prolific. I enjoyed the story :)

  • Im a 6:00 while typing this comment and i think he has a real problem with wanting to be a pornstar so bad...

  • I don't understand why people put down people for waiting until marriage. What's wrongs with that? It isn't hurting anyone or putting people in danger soooo....what's the big deal? Props to you swoozie, best story evaaaaa :)

  • comment number #2000

  • He smacked it, tapped it, and blew in it... too bad he didn't get to do that with the girl...

  • Sony........ ! 0_o

  • That's why I don't buy Sony things.

  • @Jtran224 my sony camera got hacked

  • lolol loved the ending

    

  • Dude the camera is not important. Aghhh?!?! 

  • your drawings are beautifle ;P

  • wow.. I thought the drawings were stop-motion -___- I feel so stupid XD

  • it's so refreshing to see someone who is also waiting to have sex till marriage:) very attractive

  • @littlered931 you dont want to buy a car without test driving it

  • @htknickers Probably sucks even more to be you when you find out he does.

  • Wow the most impressive/ amazing story ever! man uve impacted my life no joke! keep it up bro! it may seem hard but God is takeing u through the right path! :) please dnt rip ur wife in half lol :p

  • Way to go bro... :) Its always nice to know that other people still wait for marriage too... Respect

  • Why are all you haters picking on him?!? Go get a life you losers!!!

  • Why are all you haters picking on him go get a life cuz you guys r all losers! Leave. ... Him... Alone!!!!

  • @kebablarz did... did you not watch the whole thing? He decided to do the christian thing and wait for sex until marriage. It's a story about not being impulsive, which is much more impressive than a story about sex.

  • @xxxTheBatboyxxx cool comment i bet ur so pleased with ur self 

  • @xxxTheBatboyxxx You spelt you're wrong faggot. Go back to school and learn how to spell as well as having manners asshole.

  • did that camera work the next day?

  • OMG!!! WHAT!!!

    

  • lol "yeah bro. i shook that guys hand!"

  • Is it ironic that there is advertisement for a video camera on here? GOD IS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING!!!!

  • God always presents challenges only perseverance will help you come through ;)

  • hahahah man rips woman in half lol

  • lol thats funny my friends say stuff like that to me when I show them my purity ring and explain what it means

  • you're a really good artist LOL @2:41

  • this actually made me cry :') so inspiring

  • swozie swozie get the camera are babys making his first steps ok honey ok- he gets the camera- be beem be beem be beem be beem

  • Hey what if on Swoozie's honeymoon.... "Be-Beem, Be-Beem, Be-Beem!"?

  • Be-Beem! Be-Beem! Swoozies most hated noise haha.

  • myspace.com

  • i looved the msg at the end! nuff respect! :D

  • Hahahaha great ending but gods kind of a giant cock block

  • Great story and the message at the end made me think. Thanks :)

  • bro.. not to put myself in sucha high status or anything.. but.. i feel like i relate to you so much ;O like.. personality wise.. :) you're a good guy ! interesting vlogs ! keep it up !

  • Awesome vid! Sometimes I feel like the only one trying to live right by what God says.

    :)

  • beast O_O

  • Sucks to be you when you find out God doesn't exist.

  • @htknickers Even if God doen't exist, sex before marrage is still kind of a bad idea. There are a lot of things that can go wrong and its not worth those moments of pleasure that you get when things do go wrong. And they will. Eventually.

  • hahahaha! the ending was hilarious

  • you really stick to your guns don't you? 0.o props but... wow

  • Amen

  • Haha, the way you tell this is actually pretty funny.

    Definitely a good choice though, man. Keep it up.

  • Be-beeem Bebeem!

  • F**K THE CAMERA!

  • how stupid can you get?

  • That... Is dedication

  • I wanted you to get laid so bad xD, is that weird?

  • What a bipolar camera.

  • Lights camera ready for the action Lol

  • HAHAHAHAHA

    EPIC FAIL AND LAME IN THE SAME TIME.

    STUPID AMERICAN !

    AHAHAHAHAHA

    LOOOOL

    GOD FUCKED YOUR MOTHER if you guys forget this part.THis is just a reminder.

  • @WhiteNowa1 wtf

  • @paddleball0 for those who don't knew...

    our universal god ... needs to give birth..

    just like Zeus , we need that spiritual parts.All our mothers are raped by ''god''.

    Now maybe you will get it that if you wait untill marriage , you are fuckin dumb

  • @WhiteNowa1 LOCO...pero interesante....

  • Epic Fail!

  • Proud of you :D

    LOVE YOUR STUFF!!!!

  • Respect

    If u have ur v-card till marriage

    SO much ninja blood,..

  • you have an hour before she comes over! You said eleven! lol.

  • awww thats so sweet!

    *swooning*

  • omg it's realy fainful to watch

    btw coll video

  • seriously? pussy, man. Fuck religion.

  • I don't care what anybody says Swoozie! This story was EFFIN' DOPE! As a fellow brother in Christ, that is one of the HARDEST temptations to shake off bro! Since I probably won't see you in real life, I'll just have to kick it with you in Heaven LMAO! Liked & Subbed!

  • LMAO you know this is actually eye opening

  • I am a Christian to and you did the right choice. I still don't know why you even thought about doing that...thingy...people do on prom night....

  • Wow Swoozie... you just kind of hit me there with that last part in the end. I think I didn't try hard enough to please my parents.

  • dude why would you turn down a good looking girl ever????

  • boooooooooo!!!! why did this christian thing go on for 2 videos?!?!?!?!?!!!!!

  • Oh man, I was laughing so hard at the end.

    I don't have the ladies falling all over me like you do, so it's not as hard for me to keep my V-card. Big props to you man.

  • You're a good artist and an even better story-teller.

    This made me laugh, this made me cry, and this made me think

    Thank you for the wisdom

  • im thinking about saving myself for marraige too, or at least the girl i know i really love.. my girlfriends cool about it and we dont have to have sex we can just do other things yah know?

  • hw wii knw u knot lyin' breh?

  • She said recording it, didn't have to happen

    It could had still happened

    swoozie and his good ways >_>

  • If god exists, he's the biggest cock blocker EVER!

  • lol faulty sony technology

  • dude.... u either have a small p or a E rectal dysfunction hence the freaking out... plz.... pull ur shit together

  • For sum reason this video gets me mad probably because I get no girls :(

  • @804archie I would've felt the same way some time ago. If you're like me, and we're both human so I don't see why not, then maybe you'll end up going through something like this.

    - Get jealous of couples and guys who pull one night stands.

    - No longer care because you realise that sex is sensationalised and the people who do the one night stands usually have insecurity problems.

    - Your carelessness brings yourself out more and you end up meeting girls anyway.

  • @804archie You just dont have the power to get out the friendzone

    All you need is words pal, Charm And Jokes Are The Best ways to get a girl

    Sometimes it works even if you are skinny or fat or ugly

  • BRWAWGAGWGAGAGAA!

    ahh...amazing xD!

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  • u have a great memory.

  • thanks dude you really helped me with what im going through..... im a christian but its really hard to stay away from that

  • your my hero

  • @nowwithmorekick he did release second a week later but these videos are from like 2008 so you can watch both now whenever you want. Also great video it was hilarious both of them. And have so much respect how you were able to turn down the girl to follow your beliefs and save yourself for the special someone who will be in your life not many men have that ability it is something of great value. Again I respect you a lot.

  • I'll tell you right now man, I have some great respect for you. If I were in that position I probably would've still done it. It takes a lot of will power to stand by your decision, and I respect you for that.

    I'l tell you too I'm not a big fan of religion either, but you have some real will power. I mean if it were me, I'd probably not even have the balls to call her up and decline it. But you did it anyway and held onto your on beliefs.

    I'll tell you again, I have some real respect for you.

  • Liked it till religion was involved, should of just banged her...

  • @Stevenlarge66 ikr??

  • Aww Why it haz no happy ending? :3

  • I asked god for a bike but I know he doesnt work that way... So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

  • @ApocalypsePrime god doesnt anwser to greed lol

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  • lol dying babies in Africa but god focuses on your sex life? smh. i love you though xD youre funny, not trying to be a jerk or anything.

  • As it said Thursday I was like "O NOES."

  • 1:00 - 1:20 .. that happened to my camcorder before. Dx

  • i kinda want the original pictures lmao

  • gj man

  • Dude, ur flippin' awesome....I apploude how ur saving ur v-card 4 that special some1 and how u put down that girl who kept on saying that she is a christian but is trying 2 have sex b4 marriage, props dude.....thanks 2 u, I am going to start a vlog of my own and share some of my experiences that I have had, special thanks to u dude...I hope u could watch one of my vids that I make soon...

  • I think its really cool how you are drawing as it goes. Your a great artist.

  • OOOMGG!!!..best vid so far!! I laugh so hard when Bernard comment on your wedding night!

  • i died of laughter dude! when the camera did not worl i coudl not stop lauhging!

  • OMG! I WAS TOTALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER ! (DOL) when Bernard shook your and and comment on your wedding night!

  • Dude, I'm hurtin for ya, more power to you and you're beliefs!

  • actually there are 107 people that are totally confused and chose not to watch part 1

  • Camer's a Sony, there's your problem XD

  • Wait.Why would you record your first time? Mine lasted like 30 seconds.It wouldn't be much to watch.

  • You should have released the second one like a week later to leave everyone on a cliff hanger.

  • lol fuck that, I wouldve done it anyway.

  • I don't think she was ripped in half by his hands...if you catch my frisbee.

  • i just fond your videos and i have seen all of them and never stoped !o!-ing but the end of this one i just died xD im still dieing

  • JOHNNY 5! No one knows about Johnny 5! :'D

  • why didn't u take the camra to get fixed somewhere.

  • As a 28 year old single woman it is very hard to find a man who believes in staying chaste into marrage. Props to you for choosing to please God. It is true God forgives us for making mistakes but, doing what you know is wrong isn't okay.

  • @Lucailey I hope u are not saying that sex before marriage is wrong

  • @XxFATfishxX According to my belief system it is wrong. I can't tell you what is wrong for you but I can profess what I believe. Also, I have a small tip for you. When you use chat speak "u" it makes you sound less educated. Writing the full word "you" would only involve hitting two more keys on your keyboard. It shouldn't be difficult and it would make you appear more like the educated person you most likley are.

  • y does his person look asian when taking the camera a part lol

  • Good for you man. I am Christian with the same morals and am actually a bit nervous about this kind of thing, even being in a Christian school. I really don't want to but I don't know how well I would cope being in the moment.

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  • My brother didn't wait until marriage, but he did wait until he was 28 and met the woman he would marry. I don't know whether waiting is good or dumb, but props to you for being that strong.

  • Bravo. Good call

  • did you think to check the batteries? XD

  • Props to you!, cuz im going no sex till marriage too.

  • Did you check if the cam worked again when you hung up? Because if that did work, man, you and God are tight! :)

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  • i feel so sorry for you man

  • this is SO PAINFUL to watch.....

  • I loved this story so much x3 . It was entertaining and fun. The drawings were so cute and you had a great voice,