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  • This guy is batshit cray.

  • Maybe they know that if someone asks him then that person will either have to leave the group (and suffer a social penalty (and this was the flower era remember)) or else it's a case of 'this charming old codger' might be hurt by that question... and thinking.... 'You humor the eccentric and normal is boring'... The first scenario is a function of Hubbard's will and ability to dominate the others, the second is a function of his charisma.

  • It is interesting from a sociological perspective how no student asks him 'how do you know' these things about what happened millions of years ago... There is some laughter so obviously not all are hoodwinked yet it is pecuiliar how Hubbard was able to pass off his ideas in the wrappings of some kind of 'science' when there is so much of the outlandish in it - which can be easily picked apart with a question or two.

  • seriously its sound like he's actually taking the piss and it sounds like he knows it.

  • This dumbass and all his followers can't even get the name straight. He says "Xemu"...even says it. Then everyone calls it "xenu". What a bunch of absolute bullshit. Even as a sci-fi story..it's still weak. What was the motive for this "xenu" to trap souls in human bodies?? They never elaborate on that part.

  • @granpastreetz Yeah I just noticed that he said it's spelled with an M

    And also his followers never talk about X or his story, they deny it all the time.

    You need at least OT 3 to hear the Xemu story or else you can die

    and also the motive was overpopulation

  • @GamingSho What was the motive for the "soul catcher" lol

  • @granpastreetz X's solution for the galaxy's overpopulation was to get rid of a mass amount of inhabitants so he killed them, got their souls and dumped them on earth, which got into humans

    That's LRH's story, you can find it anywhere, including South Park

  • @granpastreetz Scientology is actually a fairly interesting school of thought and way of thinking about things. The Church has a business has its many cons, swindles, 'brainwashing', but freezone or 'friends of LRH' study the teachings, find their meaning and enchance their own lives spiritually. Even the ot3 story has its underlying meaning despite all its criticism.It doesn't matter if its an M or an N because Scientologists don't discuss this esoteric story, only critics

  • Disclaimer: I am not a scientologist, just someone who likes to form my own views. Perhaps this is one of those stories that isn't supposed to be taken literally. I think this man wrote a fictional history to explain the flaws of society (to which they're are many). How many religious people take they're gospels as factual. the ones that do are jsut as crazy as people who believe this as factual. any religious doctrine is just a nice bedtime story to get a lesson across

  • i can see why people believed him. he had a lot of charisma obviously, and was funny. but seriously its an even bigger lie than the bible. there will always be stupid people who need something to worship i guess.

  • his voice doesnt sound the same as the video interview....maybe fake

  • Its so true it sounds victionial.

  • He sounds so well informed in how everything happened. He didn't sound at all like he was making it up as he was going along. Nope, not at all, he just keeps going on and on. My God people, who can actually believe this is beyond me! If you can pay enough you can be the leader too!

  • @APJ1986 Scientology is actually a fairly interesting school of thought and way of thinking about things. The Church has a business has its many cons, swindles, 'brainwashing' of sorts, but freezone scientologists or 'friends of LRH' study the teachings, find their meaning and enchance their own lives spiritually. Even the ot3 story has its underlying meaning despite all its criticism.

  • Interesting this doesn't sound like the guy in the picture. Interesting how two polar opposites can seem so opposite, but lead to the same end.

  • The ramblings of a lunatic... Perfect for starting any religion - Islam, Judaism, Christianity etc!

    Get your money out folks!!

  • He speaks in a rythmic pattern to get your mind engulfed (trance-like state) and then ends with those last few statements to implant into their subcons. He's so out there that it frightens me, but not as much as the obligatory female laugh he had going.

  • I look at these comments and attitudes and start to wonder who the real brainwashed people are!

    

  • Did Xenu walk on water as well? Only legits walk on water =P

  • How do people come up with this type of stuff.

  • @TheCoolbreaze they read/write science fiction, it is easy =P

  • RULAH!

  • He was tweaked.

  • So he said Xemu, spelled X-E-M-U. That means if Scientology is true, all Scientologists have it wrong! Better tell them!!!! Of course, they don't like to be told they're wrong...

  • so it's xemu then and not xenu right! we need to get it right of course.

  • frozen alchohol -glycol? to freez a theatin?

  • Supreme RULAR!

  • Xenu, the maker of Xerox .

  • This is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most irretrievably pathetic attempt at mythmaking in the history of hucksterism . It is not even remotely surprising that scientologists have to go through years of aggressive coercion and conditioning before the cult can even attempt to sell them such utter bollocks. How sad.

  • Simply based on his narrative and speaking "style".... who WOULD OR COULD BELIEVE THIS ASSHOLE???!! sheesh.... lol:)

  • The DC-8 doesn't even have propellers. It's a jetliner. 

  • this is most certainly L. Ron Hubbard's voice. no parody.

  • Funny how a Science Fiction writer who made a statement in a lecture that all a man had to do to become rich was start a religion. He said that in public and then disappeared for a while and returned the head of a religion. If he was A Clear how did he have Brain Seizure. Did Xenu get him?

  • Motion Pictchaa lol

  • @xenumegafanboy

    This video should be subtitled.

  • I'm glad I listened to this, it makes me feel sane.

  • Is that a real picture of L Ron Hubbard or a shape shifting reptilian in a cravat!?!

  • this is all science fiction including his faith based religion what a hack.

  • I've lost about 100 I.Q. points listening to this fool.

  • @SnowWalkerOne you watched the whole 8 minutes?

  • @MartyrLoserKing I'm ashamed to admit I did.

  • How is it that it took them 7 weeks to get here from the North star, (Traveling at the speed of light or slightly faster), when the north star is 433 light years from earth?

  • @SnowWalkerOne It's called creationist math. That's how it works.

  • @thraxman Well then, it makes perfect sense. :) Thanks for clearing that up for me.

  • @SnowWalkerOne You're asking too many questions, you're meant to swallow all the bullshit down without engaging your brain. When it all makes perfect sense it's time for the loony bin or to become a Scientologist. You're just not trying are you?

  • @ModerateMartian I guess not. I'm amazed after listening to this line of B.S. that ANYONE believes this shit.

  • @SnowWalkerOne I guess it's the 'want to believe' part of the brain that gets triggered before anything else which the predators use this for their own goals.

  • @SnowWalkerOne Give it 2,000 years and it will seem just as "sane" as the Bible...

  • @dog1dog2 That's a scary thought.

  • @SnowWalkerOne Haha....scary indeed. Gotta' go, my thetan's are acting up again...

  • @dog1dog2 I hear if you have enough Gold you can go clear. :)

  • @SnowWalkerOne I heard that too, but I think I misinterpreted....I've been huffing gold paint all these years in trying to get those thetans in line, but now I'm hearing it has something to do with "swelling Miscavige's coffers"....whatever that means!

  • @dog1dog2 Funny thing is; when you compare this line of non sense to what the Mormons believe. They're not that different.

  • @SnowWalkerOne Oh yeah, I agree...many of the same amusing hallmarks of insanity/con-artist enmeshed in bot...just separated by 100 or so years in their origins.

  • @Victorythruattrition Uh.....OK....let's make a friendly wager on that one!

  • @SnowWalkerOne The problem is you understand science and he didn't. Just listen to what he said about Einstein's assertion about traveling faster than light. And the "eternal battery" part??? Why is it that whenever people hear these quacks make these claims, no one seems to ask for data. My first question after hearing this would have been, "Mr. Hubbard, you stated that Einstein's assertion was 'balderdash.' Can you give me the evidence that we can travel faster than light."

  • @hrivethead Hubbard doesn't provide ANY evidence for anything. Well, except that he is nuts, and science illiterate. You listen to his B.S. and every few seconds, you're like...what a minute, can you provide some proof, documentation, data to support this claim? But Noooooo, the interviewer just keeps on letting him babble.

  • I hope you died by choking on cock you fucking liar, made up everything like religion is, you fucking low life!!!

  • So having heard this, shouldn't 11,800 people freewheeled, come down with pneumonia, and then died?

  • Excuse me while I go goof the floof...

  • ahahahahah.......If xeno is your demon, V is my god :) lol

    Sorry but why ANYBODY should believe in this shit he said o-o"""

  • OMG DUDE SHUT UPPPPPP seriously?! People think this shit is religion????

  • Asshole.

  • RUULAA!!!

    

  • look at his lips, pervert lips

  • @shoshenkis dude... my lips look like this.....

    and yes, you are right.

  • "Welcome to the golden age of xenu" Free xenu.

  • also 65 is impossible in such a system like I said gas giants and rocks and any of the gas giant moons would get dragged away pretty quickly

  • The north star is a blue super giant not very good for supporting life any small planet would get pulled in it mainly has gas giants and lifeless rocks if anything at all orbits it

  • Wow.

    Interesting.

    What is the name of the movie?

  • At 6:48, he calls Xenu - Xemu. He can't even keep track of his own bullshit!

  • this would be like if George Lucas had started a religion and want people to believe its real ... oh wait, he already has LOL XD

  • @disengagejam Seriously I'd so be there but george as flawed as he is atleast is a good enough human not to drag idiots into an immoral money making scheme everyone know you say anything and some idiots will go along with it give them a quck fix and people are that desperate lazy and stupid they go with l ron was the biggest con man of the 20th century

  • He was just making it up as he went along.....and now religion

  • Now I know where Microsoft got their narrator voice from.

  • This is so hard to listen to, not to mention boring!  What crap!

  • I grew up watching tom cruise, now i see him. Holyshit what the freak happened to him

  • At least Xenu was elected

  • SUPRIME RULAHHHHHH

  • Theology in it and of itsself is complete platapus shit.

  • The problem with Scientology is that the theology is not true, not supported by evidence, not based on fact or reality. However, the methodology they use to clear the mind, to de-hypnotize people, is very effective and a key to awakening. These methods could be used to help people out of the illusions of this world, and then they can be taught the truth that IS in accord with fact and reality. Search for "Truth Contest" in Google and click the 1st result, then click "The Present" to open it.

  • @truthseeker7676 Please, bro, could you be so kind as to not proselitize your own religious ideas when critizicing Scientology? It is not enough that many of us have had to deal with those dangerous cults already? Do we also have to stand your weirdo pseudo religion too? Please, go back to your religulous teachings, the world is already full of fanatics; specially, of the "I-have-all-the-answers"-kind of profets. PS. Don't bother to answer. Cheers

  • Horse shit

  • Circaa

  • What a bunch of horse shit. People believe this crap.

  • Most religions have started out of people trying to understand the world around them, how things came to be as in: In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth etc LRH started his cult after he and another author made a wager on whether LRH could in these times start a viable religion. This happened in a bar while Hubbard was quite drunk. He was a drunk, a drug abuser, a homophobe, he abused his wife and son's. A tyrant of a boss a seducer of very young women and a shitty sci-fi writer

  • scientologist are fucktards making a religion based on a sifi auther how dumb as shit do you have to be and they demand money just to sit around with these so called meters that amount to tin cans tied to a sting claiming that it will make you feel better and get powers like chariles xavier from xmen lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

  • and lo, it came to pass that the words He spoke; 'instead of writing science fiction for a penny a word, i'm going to invent a religion and get rich', became truth. and after many minutes, hell, billions and billions and billions of 'em, passed, a like number of suckers were born. and unto Him and His chosen did flow a fount of cash, the likes of which He could scarcely have imagined.

  • dont be slaggin the scientologists..one time i thought something negative about scientology and these guys with suits and shades started following me around. they knew my name, where i was from, they knew about that time when i was 6 and ate all the sweets in the house..my bank account dissapeared, they sold my liver on ebay :/

  • OH, and this is NOT a religion, but a CULT. Ask any Non Scientologist Psychiatric or Sociological expert.

  • NUT JOBS!!! ALL OF YAH!!! Clear evidence of Mental Illness being real, IS Scientology!

  • @joshrobida yyyup!

    and yet some of'm become millionares, wtf?! 

  • Schizophrenia is the ultimate story teller because the logic is air tight. He has an answer and explanation for everything justifying the pathology of the story. This same logic can be applied to any religion or faith and hold just as well. I just don't see why this sounds worse or more unbelievable than any other religion. I think that making fun of anyone's religion is cruel and insensitive. I like this because it's just L. Ron speaking without other peoples bias.

  • If I see another picture of the Commodore with an ascot I'm going to open a vein. How did anyone fall for this line of bullshit?

  • I took a shit this morning. I named it xenu.

  • thiswb would 0all be so much fun if people didn't take it seriously.

  • Xenu really goofed the floof!

  • Hmm... According to Scientology, I should be dead from hearing this.

  • This makes me want to end it all because some people believe this those who do should not be alloud to breed for the better of the human gene pool....also he is a fucking science fiction writer why believe this. O and fuck all religion it is for people with no free will and only causes useless blood shed. Wheres you god now?

  • For a science-fiction, he isn't really that imaginative

  • Is this real, not a parody on Scientology? Is this really L. Ron Hubbard voice? OMG.

  • @PrckoBas You can hear two laughs at 0:34, seems like children´s laughs. I think he took their own bad stories and planned: This crap can give me some money! or he simply abandonned his psychiatric treatment. He had jim Jones carisma without murderer mind Poor sick guy.!

  • @PrckoBas yes, this is the man, I have heard his voice a long time ago when I was in Dianetics. This is the man who created all these lies and sold them to the world in order to become rich. I did not know about the story of Xenu while I was in Scientology, but one day I did accidentally stumble upon some of these weird stories about earlier alien reincarnations and could not understand what was all about until a supervisor reprimended me for having read all that material

  • @PrckoBas Yep

  • RUUULAAHH!

  • even if this absolute hogwash WAS true, why would this numnuts know it?

  • it's not even clever...how can anyone believe this?

  • I hope he died painfully for this load of crap

  • Lol, the advanced space race and there ruler "xenu" where driving around in cars and wearing the same clothes as they were in the 50's!!1

    then we, going by xenu's standards, in the year 2011 must be so much more advanced than them that we could simply think of a place to be and zip ourselves off there at the speed of light.

    yay!!!!

  • im seriously laughing...is this a joke....lol....

  • has anyone read the urantia Chronicles? from a very different source it sounds a lot like this

  • he couldnt imagine an original looking space craft ,they look like dc 10 s with jets instead of props ? the sad thing is he took advantage of many good people.they look for people that are troubled or have had hard lives.like wolves choosing the injured or young prey . pretty low

  • like the unitology of dead space

  • he says these poor bastards. i wanna beat this dudes ass.

  • does it not sound like he's make all of this up off of the top of his head? lol

  • this shit is hilarious.

  • Xenu I await your instructions!

  • @AbsoluteMonarchist He Just called and seid to bail him out if Jail...he got busted for WEED! =P

  • The most unoriginal story ever, ever. Some guy rises to power, eliminates his critics, turns the military on its own people, has them packed into box cars & destroyed, and then pumps out propaganda to brainwash the masses. Everything I would expect from some guy who fought in WWII.

  • @kyrieeleison1973 I see a similar series of events happening right now in USA and UK, it is a strange weird parrallel like science fiction being repeated in out own tiome, the CIA, FEderal goverment and White House is preparing fro just such an event i think....

  • You would've expected that the science fiction that he based the religion on, would at least have been GOOD science fiction, but not even that! Incredible what mind control can do to people.

  • Like if the creator of Star Trek, Twilight Zone or Star Wars came up with a religion!! This guy made a living writing science fiction fantasy stories! I wouldn't put faith in anything he said. This is BS, he was high on drugs in the 60's. When you study his personal life you discover he was only after making money. He established a fake religion for money. Good that they help drug addicts recover, but the space science fiction stories he thinks is real is totally made-up crap.

  • This is embarressing to watch really!

  • Thinking about....Xenu...now dying...of....pneumonia!!! XD

  • 'in...ermm..underarest' hes literally making it up as he goes

  • so 75 millions years ago everything was like the 1950s

  • is there an actual footage of this speech? it would be a real blow to the cult

  • "Aaaannndd there was quite a bit of hopple lopple an thins upset and so on before R-6 took place" ....... WHAT THE FUCK?? "hopple lopple"????

  • If this knowledge is so sacred to scientologists, then why is he telling just regular ordinary people?

  • Me and Xenu had a long talk about Scientology over breakfast this morning. he explained to me it was a crock of shit and that he was ashamed a weirdo like L. Ron Hubbard would link a mythological being such as Xenu with a money scam.

  • I would like someone to post Ron’s original audios on youtube. It’s good that so many are speaking up, and since so many have gone to great length to suppress what he original wrote and spoke about there must be some dynamite stuff there. Also if all his audios got around to the net, there would be no secrets anymore, I believe that the only reason that his audio is not public is to create mysteries and to keep on making money. So if anyone have any audio on his work, post it !

  • He looks like the typical faggot. 

  • @dhalsim33

    yep just like old Liberace...freaken turd-burglar !!!!

  • Seems to me that he is telling a pretty good sci-fi story to a group of kids. Am I missing something here? I am not a hater, i am just curious as to weather or not he meant for this to be a part of his Scientology thing. If any actual scientologist can tell me what the real deal here is, please do. Again, not a hater, i am considered an "agnostic" by most, and i just wanted to clarify this thing.

  • xENU FUNNIEST THING OUT THERE

  • I KNOW XENU

  • SHUT UR EYES MEN HOLD UR WEENER AND LISTEN THE GREAT MAN(L.RON HUBBARD) DISCOVERED THE SECRET TO HUMOUR

  • THIS VIDEO IS AWSOME WHEN U HOLD UR PENIS

  • man i would delete this video as soon as right now!!!! Xenu is probably the most evil person ()on the planet .o. L.Ron Hubbard (the good guy) helped the world in ways I can’t imagine this psycho Xenu (which sounds more like SHE KNEW.......THEN HE KNEW.......xenu ). xenu was basically the twisted psychotic RECOLLECTION of the great L.R. Hubbard..... i bet i know who caught Xenu better yet i wonder who beat XENU. I think she knew. She knew that IT loved IT.

  • man i would delete this video as soon as right now!!!! Xenu is probably the most evil person ()on the planet .o. L.Ron Hubbard (the good guy) helped the world in ways I can’t imagine this psycho Xenu (which sounds more like SHE KNEW.......THEN HE KNEW.......xenu ). xenu was basically the twisted psychotic RECOLLECTION of the great L.R. Hubbard..... i bet i know who caught Xenu better yet i wonder who beat XENU. I think she knew. She knew that IT loved IT

  • man i would delete this video as soon as right now!!!! Xenu is probably the most evil person ()on the planet .o. L.Ron Hubbard (the good guy) helped the world in ways I can’t imagine this psycho Xenu (which sounds more like SHE KNEW.......THEN HE KNEW.......xenu ). xenu was basically the twisted psychotic RECOLLECTION of the great L.R. Hubbard..... i bet i know who caught Xenu better yet i wonder who beat XENU. I think she knew.

  • man i would delete this  video as soon as right now!!!! Xenu is probably the most evil ()on the planet erson who put this video here and IT should follow Xenu for which ever reason he posted this video. L.Ron Hubbard (the good guy) helped the world this psycho Xenu (which sounds more like SHE KNEW.......THEN HE KNEW.......xenu ) (I NEED A PAUSE) ....xenu was basically the twisted psychotic RECOLLECTION of the great L.R. Hubbard..... i bet i know who caught Xenu better yet i wonder who beat XENU

  • BOX-ses. it sounds like he's making this shit up on the fly.

  • man gene roddenberry could be rich...

  • clothes looked very remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute, the cars they drove looked EXACTLY the same, the trains they ran looked the same, the boats they had looked the same, walked down streets that looked like these streets, lived in houses that looked like these houses...and so on "what the hell"

    So basically an ancient intergalactic civilization is no different than the time when the lecture was given. Don't forget that the spaceships were were just like DC-8s.

  • what the fuck that was the most dumbest thing i ever herd if this is really what scientologist believe in then they have got to be the dumbest people on the earth most likely the whole fucking universe i cant believe that anyone could believe this crap i hope some scientologist see my comment and realize how fucking stupid they are for listening to a guy that had some very bad mental problems i mean fucking really they guy just made up half the shit his was saying.

  • how.. the.. FUCK. Can anyone take this shit seriously?

  • @CodeRedMD6969 Tom Cruise.....XENU HELP US ALL. :D (crazt mother f.....)

  • @CodeRedMD6969 by the time you get this story you have put in a shit-ton of time and money and are thoroughly brainwashed.

  • It's strange... I always thought of space aliens as being highly advanced life forms, not as people straight out of The Honeymooners-era America.

  • one question Mr. Hubbard...ummm....how the fuck do you know this and why should we believe you? Tom cruise is a fucking moron...serious...like really seriously. You have to be stupid and crazy to believe a SCIENCE FICTION writer coming up with a religion out of the blue and documented saying he knew to make real money was to invent a religion and then believe it! Carl Sagan would be shitting bricks, were reverting!

  • my god!! that is the craziest shit i have ever heard in my entire life, in a mountain in a wire cage with and eternal battery HAHA that's the best part...but seriously anyone who believes in this we should take to a volcano and say xenu is in there go get him roflmao

  • @KMD211 its just about as crazy as all religions .

  • Ok...so, no one...NO ONE...is his audience stood up and asked the simple question..."Are you HIGH?"

    Really?

  • he reminds me of Fontaine from Bioshock

  • the guy was just insane, motivated and successful but insane. but who's crazier, the lunatic or the freaks who take him seriously?

  • Intergalactic space pimp XENU! Intergalactic space pimp XENU! Intergalactic space pimp XENU!

  • Looks to me like he used those lips to SUCK DICK !!!

    Tom Cruise is a fucking tool, hell he might be a tranny

  • where do i sign......who do i give my bank details to......xenu???

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