You Cunt!!! Derek and Clive

[jdeschamps80]

who you fucking calling cunt, cunt?

[1FineTerd]

IRA IRA IRA IRA

[MrCherubhair1]

@1FineTerd UP.

[Superloser2233]

MY FRIEND STANLEY IS THE BIGGEST CUNT OF THEM ALL :)

[ThePelicanFace]

You fucking stupid fucking cunt lmfao.

[onemexican1]

oasis..you're a cunt,..... get a life and have a laugh .....now and again

[EsCo72000]

Lol

[DooneyGTI]

funny 

[mrcodypettit]

was he gone by then ? nah he fucking hit me lololol

[RAMSES777100]

YOU FUCKING CUNT.LOL



[LiberateYaMind187]

43 people are fucking cunts!!

[mrmartinmartin]

@LiberateYaMind187 CUNTS!

[strills1234]

28 cunts were said

27 Fucks were given

[strills1234]

@cyclekarl

You cunt

[paulchristo1]

cunting cunts

[nikcarranza]

@hamorax hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa cunt!

[cockers93]

What a stupid taliban puppet

[calmreason]

Classic.

[BlogBitch]

nah he fucking hit me.............

[daconor91]

this isn't funny. it's just cunt

[Pigenugsly]

@daconor91 you cunt

[evo2029]

Cunt

[G6Music]

this video makes my butt hurt

[squellock]

naz The guy on th left is Dud and on the right is Pete. Real voices JD

[iamdb1990]

LOL! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Elenkhos]

lol

[ryanmshepard92]

you facking cunt!

[pastyhead80]

i think your all cunts!!!

[GarrettInShadows]

@pastyhead80 Call me a cunt? You fucking stupid fucking cunt!

[pastyhead80]

@GarrettInShadows your the biggest cunt ive ever met!!!!!!

[RustyNex]

anyone want to count the number of profanities in this video?

[caltrof]

Nobody says cunt like the brits.. I tip my hat to you sirs!

[Pillbuxing]

lol jesus christ so this is where the australian slanguage came from :P

[JC5296]

Love it at the end when he goes, "well he f**king hit me"

[chuckyoofarley]

The cunt come back with ' you fucking cunt, cunt.' I said, 'You cunt.' Genius!

[morganmartin2230]

You ever notice that there is a different puppet on the left with every round of cunts?

[caltrof]

I love the word cunt. Love it like my own child

[Mega4four4]

I like the part when he says cunt

[christuiqbul]

this is from derek and clive video.

[johnnybardenmfc]

as I write this 37 cunts don't like it!

[jdeschamps80]

who are you calling cunt, cunt?

[nanheen2301]

@jdeschamps80

who me !

[fishypaw]

Brilliant. Four of my favourite characters on one video. :O)

[oneMETALLICAFAN15]

ya what did he say cunt

[SKR3AMx]

"well no he come up to you and called you a cunt, thats fair enough, well he said you facking cunt, and you said back to him you facking, facking cunt, well what do you expect him to say back apart from you facking stupid facking cunt. well i dont expect nothing do i, but the cunt came back with you facking cunt cunt, i said you cunt"

[ZenMastaMike]

"But the cunt came back with you fucking cunt cunt" xDD

[PhantomAct]

cuntgina

[Julianbarocchi]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahaha

[harrison1703]

fucking cunt i fucked my pants you fucking cunt lol fuck me that was funny

[Tedaus5]

not funny

[pastyhead80]

@Tedaus5 you cunt!

[sparkybob388]

That really sounds like Kieth Richards.

[ThatBoyTLong]

C

U

NEXT

TUESDAY

[Benny555666]

I love the end part. "was he gone buy then?" "Nah! he fakin hit me"

[Benny555666]

guess what? C***T lol

[sjroks]

fake and gay



[iggypopbowie77]

@sjroks

Watch your language ,you shit- eating little cunt.

[oasis4ever92]

makes you proud to be british!

[giantchicken891]

@oasis4ever92 it sure does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goodieswanted2011]

@oasis4ever92 Proud to be British? British need their faces fucked by camels, they are such a stupid race of women abusers

[MrCherubhair1]

@goodieswanted2011 No you americans can keep your camel face fucking to your selfs. British is a country not a race you moron. And america has a much much much higher rate of women abusers you loser. Britain has one of the lowest.

[TTD187]

@MrCherubhair1 British is not a country you moron! It is a nationality. Can you provide proof to your women abuse statistics? Don't post me to some bullcrap post of "12,768 women in America were abused in 2008 whereas, only 5,472 were abused in the UK." America has the 3rd biggest population on the planet... there's bound to be higher statistics if you go by population size. Everything must be done in a per 100,000 way.

[MrCherubhair1]

@TTD187 Ok i meant britain. And per 100,000 america is still higher. Your argument is invalid and its not really an insult.

[TTD187]

@MrCherubhair1 Oh, and to add to my contribution... I know a faaaiiiir few women beaters. All English. American people seem not to dare touch a woman in a harmful way here.

[MrCherubhair1]

@TTD187 How does a nationality make you a ''women beater''? You make no sense anyway. What does this have to do with anything. Your saying you know women beaters? And there english? Nice lie.

[TTD187]

@MrCherubhair1 O.o what? I never said that a nationality makes you a woman beater, I'd be a woman beater. There is a report in Britain every minute by women about domestic abuse in the UK. Please link me your statistics, my sauce is sociology GCSE.

[MrCherubhair1]

@TTD187 And theres a report in america that says a women is abused or raped every 30 seconds, 600 women a day in the US are beaten or raped witch resulted in death (Murder), In marriage three women are murdered every day in america. And child abuse is at a much higher rate, these are all higher rates compared to the population in america, My source:U.S Government department of statistics 2008-2011. Case closed get over it.

[TTD187]

@MrCherubhair1 Can you link me? The UK used to have high child poverty rates. Then conservatives took an arrow to the knee.

[MrCherubhair1]

@TTD187 I cant post a link on here just type in U.S government statistics on abuse against women. The U.S used to have an even worse child poverty rate, and surprise surprise it got worse, now i'm going to take that arrow out of the conservatives knee and i'm going to RAM it thru your fucking SKULL!

[pickpicket19]

@MrCherubhair1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! WUNDERBAR!!!!!!!!!!!! ttd dont come thinkin ur country is better cus it aint. do you know your speaking our language? and anyway how did this come up over a derek and clive dub lol

[MrCherubhair1]

@pickpicket19 I'm english. What are you talking about?

[frankieboyleinnit]

@goodieswanted2011 - Don't insult the Brits you Fucking Cunt!

[TTD187]

@oasis4ever92 Kinda makes me sad that this is how this country is, to be honest. This country is VERY uncivilised.

[DomSezXL]

This is utter brilliance!!

[LeftAstray]

na he fuckin hit me

[Mueiwark]

Fakking cunt xD

[Mamawaldi07]

Whats he gone by then - he farking hit me

[CrashBangAdam]

Brilliant

[davidmcleannz]

The cunt came back with you fucking cunt cunt. WIN!

[LeeCarl1974]

What a cunt.

[thehaircrow]

you fackin cant

[JoeMudd123]

32 people are fucking stupid fucking cunts.

[mac10000ful]

lol

[TheMrLusk]

It's 'you cunt' off the self titled Derek and Clive Album

[chaoshead666]

"what you fucking think i fucking defending my fucking self!"

[kaythekillergoth]

lol a friend posted this on fb thats how i came across it , never did type in cunt lol

[adblad1]

thumbs up if you typed cunt

[darrenhawkinsuk]

Top class......

[Wtfhapend]

@Quade77 Dude, you have some fucking awesome comebacks =D

[airlineairport]

32 people are a cunt

[Scotttyist]

Sheer Genius :D

[Mamawaldi07]

29 people who are farking kunts!

[MrFiendster]

when someone says you cant, i say "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"

[burberrycap13]

I WAS BORED TYPED IN CUNT AND GOT WHAT I WAS SEARCHING FOR,,SOMETHING FUNNY LOL

[KairuHakubi]

how articulate :D

[PuffDragonInc]

Fhaking cahnts.

[nezpercenathan]

Does anyone know if this is one of the old Dudley Moore/Peter Cook recordings, or if it is just someone imitating them? I know about the muppets, I am talking about the overdubbed sound.

[Quade77]

@nezpercenathan Derek and Clive was Dudley Moore and Peter Cook, its 100% them :)

[bushpossum1]

@Quade77 it's from Pete & Dud, it's actually called "This bloke came up to me" ... (and said "you cunt etc")

[DLaBrun]

@nezpercenathan I think its 'derek and Clive live', it has a white cover with black writing across it. Also includes 'the worst job I ever had' which is amazing....

[nezpercenathan]

@DLaBrun Thanks!

[BlogBitch]

@nezpercenathan Total imitation. The original recording was back in the 60's on vinyl. To really appreciate it you do really need to hear the original with no visual effects. That was the point..................you stupid fucking cunt.

[nezpercenathan]

@BlogBitch Who are you calling cunt, you fucking cunt? If you are calling me cunt, all I can say is: you cunt, you stupid fucking cunt. don't fucking hit me, though, you cunt.

[PaulJuliusSokoloff]

@BlogBitch This was the original cunt

[ChrisVanDam]

27 people are fucking cunts

[zmileyman]

lol @0.34... "I said who are you calling cunt? cunt!".....true poetry

[zmileyman]

pair of fucking old cunts... if u are reading this comment... then you are a fucking cunt too... C U N T...now fuck of you cunt

[Wackyfox]

A fawking cahnt

[simsokidil]

bunch of cunts

[15h0tmy531f]

ey you faecking cunt cunt, COONT

[15h0tmy531f]

you faecking cunt cunt COONT

[drtrekwars]

I've got the feeling that Ricky Gervais may have played some paert in this....

[dobbsiancant]

@drtrekwars Ricky was like 14 when this came out,so,no...you fucking cunt.Cunt.

[drtrekwars]

@dobbsiancant i thought derek and clive was the name of the two muppets.... you cunt

[thordaddy9]

no he fuckin hit me...HAHAHAHA

[no1dane]

Haha This is great fun . Great

[TheLatinJewLook]

haha this is one of the most perfect syncs I've seen on Youtube XD

[CREATIONISM123]

@Natboi1 yep indeedy...

[TiggsUK]

is this dudley moore and peter cook?

[CREATIONISM123]

@Natboi1 You mathematical cunt...

[PokeyCola]

i said it to him rofl

[adamtzsch]

Hilarious.

[rankthis]

wonderful wonderful wonderful

[gatoralley01]

well he come up to you callin you a fuckin cunt well thats fair enough

[JustSayin24]

THumbs up if you found this video by typing CUNT onto the search bar : - )

[zionravescene]

@JustSayin24 I found this video by typing PIERS MORGAN into the search.

[JustSayin24]

@zionravescene Lol...

[08028726]

@JustSayin24 You cuntin vage flags... get a life instead of writing cunt in youtube. Kid.

[JustSayin24]

@08028726 You fucking, fucking cunt, cunt.....cunty whore

[nicholias1]

@JustSayin24 how else would you find it..?

[zelda1russell]

@JustSayin24 Actually I did

[matvarn]

@JustSayin24 HAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA­

[SuperJoshFilms]

@JustSayin24 why do you have to put a smiley face at the end?

[thundaboxrox]

@JustSayin24 I was searching for CUNT to see if it was acceptable to upload ThundaBox's "Me Mates Are Cunts". All cisterns go!

[StreetInsurgent]

@JustSayin24 loveu

[JustSayin24]

@StreetInsurgent ermmmmmm... Love you too???

[sgddfgfghfgh]

@JustSayin24 best of going to porn hub if you're searching for cunt

[crazzyhubbard]

Cunt :)

[rmichalinman]

27 people are fucking cunts

[tommygun00001111]

what a cunt ,

[eitherwaybarneyrubbl]

you lot are fucking cunts!!!!! 

[ichithekiller85]

theres enough cunt on the internet, but this is ace! i love the "i love you so much i cant shiiiiiiiiiiiiit" song

[satellite98]

what a good laf :)

[deadxshay]

I love this video! Don't be a fuckin' cunt and take it down.

By the way, the band Orange has a great song called " I'm A Cunt "

I think you'd really enjoy it :D

[prudduck]

lol showed my dad he pissed himself, he diddnt tell me off for putting cunt into youtube tho LOL!

im only 12

[Quade77]

@prudduck hahaa wicked, good lad

[prudduck]

@Quade77

I am a girl lol :p

[Schneider10101]

"I am 12 and what is this?"

[thereaperonthe13thst]

@Schneider10101 it's a video you fucking cunt

[Schneider10101]

@thereaperonthe13thst You cunt.

[prudduck]

Sounds like my dad u fucking cunt

[prudduck]

lol these 2 are fucking cunt

[KG84C]

I might be a cunt, but not a fucking cunt.

[RimjobYourMom]

im 12 and what is cunt?

[1410sammy]

Fuckin great ya cunt

[ouchmybrain7]

these 2 are fucking cunts!

[gingerzeppelin]

fuckin cunt!

[indosurfer210]

Could some cunt translate the first 7 seconds for me?? Thanks cunt.

[indosurfer210]

One of my best friends is a fucking cunt from Austalia.

[thegrotesksuperstar]

@indosurfer210, yeah cunt is like Australian's favourite word. Trust me I'm American and living down in Oz right now.

[jarnez007]

@indosurfer210 Australian's regard "cunt" as a term of endearment. You two must be really close!

[indosurfer210]

@jarnez007 We are....I love the cunt

[aussieosbourne]

i like the bit where he said cunt