Swoozie's Corner: Thong Girl

[tigermarshall9]

Poor Adandae(if I spelled it right)

[99leadpencils]

Dude I want to know what kind of girl you think classifies as a "12".

[xCF26]

Thats bad man :(

[brandonz404]

Wheres that video post?! :D

[natalieandskylar123]

Christa or Crystal

[masterblasterkkps1]

kendra lol

[gilliantaylorr7854]

Bummmmerrrrr

[eeng330]

christian??? lol

[emie395]

Poor swoozie

[lollylucy124]

What's so good bout girls playing xbox I have 1??

[fireclaw2]

@lollylucy124 its not that, its the fact that he found a hot girl/ girl of his dreams and she plays video games. a very rare trait to find in hot girls, but it seems the percentage of them

[fireclaw2]

@fireclaw2 r going up, that and the fact that she played his fav. game

[chikachikaslimshady1]

@hajispringers Jealous troll. Nuff said.

[RonHardon]

so i was at the mall and i got this girls number

later that day we were texting

me: whats up

her: playin left4dead

me: will you marry me ?

[Shoostoppin]

Siscoooo!!! Dat thong thong girl! Man i remember dat song back in da day

[TheKidMmoney]

swoozie got caught in the freind zone

[EyeInTriangle1]

@hajispringers RAGE QUITTER! RAGE QUIT! RAGE QUITTER! BLOCKED AND AVOIDED NOOB! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL RAHARAHAHAHARAAAHA!

[Spac3JunK]

" Adande i seriously love you <3 "see, hardrock hotel used to hire a bunch of good looking people...for example i got hired at the hardrock hotel .....*pause*...jokes...but seriously" :D ;D

[hajispringers]

you thin your the shit huh?

[Chaotix641]

did anybody else noticed that this was uploaded by compLexityINSIDER instead of swoozie's main channel?

[VideoGameStupid]

@Chaotix641 This is on his main channel under the name "Mystery Girl".

[demiphonic]

LOL I Feel Your Pain LOL

[laughitoff23]

DID WHAT'SHISFACE MAKE A VIDEO RESPONSE?D;

[dumpingfish]

Thong girl won't stick around unless u show her ur 11 inches of pwnage just sayin

[jataaggy]

just started watching you, omg you are interesting and damn funny

[kristafrappe]

lol why do you bleep it out? it's obviously Krystal... or Crystal lol

[PoutingXEvoke]

@kristafrappe Or Kristin.

[helzarian]

cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

[iCharliezAngel]

NEVER!! lol.

[m3kk3y]

i absolutely luv your vids you are awesome

[Ceielo]

Is there a video from the guy he talks about at the end where they talk about the next part? PM me a link pls.

[KeezzyFresh]

her name is crystal



[BiGdaddyM100]

@KeezzyFresh how do you know - -'

[Shadowbangg]

Where is this "Wiliam"? Hunt him down and make him post a video response! (Unless he already has... in that case, please post the link as a response to this comment.)

[xxdmansxx]

AT you have my respect bro been there befor keep up the vids man

[Anthony883]

why do you feel like you need to re-upload swozzies videos?

[chocobui]

Were there ever any video responses for this video? I'd like to hear about miss 15!

[K3r1c]

Saw this in World No Tobacco Day xD

[PwningTehNoobs]

any girl under 200lb that plays games i am instantly attracted to

[ddashawn1993]

@PwningTehNoobs im the exact same way

[VideoGameStupid]

@PwningTehNoobs You would probably explode from pure joy if you ever went to PAX. Tons of girl gamers cosplaying as videogame and anime characters.

[ElizabethMichelleHo]

pretty sure you said crystal hahahahaahha

[flfchkn]

william you need to post that video!!!

[josephgrovers]

I hope swoozie gave this channel permission to take this video.

[TheSigmaNinja]

I feel your pain swoozie

[jpinkroses]

the dislike is thong girl!

[SlyandCunning]

Did Will ever post a response?

[OfficialSpadeTv]

her name is crystal

[XxGinoDxX]

LOL, never! all the girls stares at u. U must be pretty pure :D

[sunshinef005]

You know what swoozie, everytime I look at your videos, everytime you talk, I hear the wedding song in my head.

[XxGinoDxX]

@sunshinef005 obessed? :P

[sunshinef005]

@XxGinoDxX Sadly, yes.

[desirableex33]

lol the wedding song

[FIFAFootballer14]

myspace lol

[TehillahZamar]

Oh yeah. She is definitely named Crystal. The lip-reading was easy on that one.

[schnitzel23100]

Give in to the peer pressure William :')

[xXXxJERT1234xXXx]

@schnitzel23100 lol he has. video is called: sWooZie's Mystery Girl #15

[xAbergAx]

Crystal :D

[jibberingjon]

No joke when he bleeps out her name it looks like he is saying horseshit.

[GoNinjaPowerGo]

Thong th-thong thong thong

[candle777]

AT or swoozie or whatever you wanna be called, if I were not dating my boyfriend I would totally find you and give you a kiss :) You are just too cute lol<3

which makes me think, it's unfair that I would be able to randomly give a guy a kiss and it'd be cute, but if a guy were to run up to a girl and surprise kiss her there would be sirens and fire and death :(

[WhisperzIshBored]

I will never smoke!

[pookieXXxD]

yuh so lucky with the girls D: :(

[pookieXXxD]

YOUR SAO CHEEZY YOU MAKE ME GRIN HAHAHAHA

[nenes0386]

I actually agree with the virgin till wedding :)

Me and my bf just go the same way ^^

[31ripa31]

Don't leave us hanging!!!!! Finish the stooryyyyyyyy!!!

[wassup986]

Courtney?

[Mom0z]

Crystle

[potchammy]

I don't smoke Swoozie!

[skater84100]

imma guess her name, nicole?

[LinkinParkLPKid]

Is this Swoozies second channel? How many channel does he have

[TheSnoozeFox]

your job at the hard rock hotel sounds amazing shame where i live the weather is always shitty

[hitachilover]

i feel like hes swearing everytime he bleeps her name out

[pinkstarimy]

he's so cute thumbs up if you agree <3

 -_-

[NeoDarthkaiser]

William I demand you to post the story!!! What happened next?!

[pwnedfranco]

i bet this chick was puerto rican!

[Thom4sWilli4ms]

@pwnedfranco IKR lol 

[Davelady]

Too Funny Smoking really does take away from a man or a woman looks. You got that Trey Songz look going for yourself LOL Love it

[SheldanTube]

@Davelady

Hasn't affected me.

[jamdforrester]

Priceless so what happen to William?

[jamdforrester]

Priceless so what happen to William?

[ballmouse121]

Krystal dislikes this video....

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

her name is krystal!!

[adkii07]

Crystal?

[lukacho5]

"pretty girl + smoking = attraction gone" the same happens with me :)

[darthclash122]

jesus i wish more attractive women played video games

[padawanstarwars]

please! please! please! please! please! please! plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! *big breath* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!

[rondachewarrior]

Keshia?

[MicMic18]

Thank you so much. I really think I shot to a level of more respect for you than ever before when you said never. Yay for being a Christian who respects God. And I love how the wedding march played when she said she'd play DOA^^

[khanazali]

1st of all i think ur not a virgin and ur manipulating girls to give you there virginity since u pretend ur a virgin n ur like the greatest gift from god PLEASE.....

[DannyGBaby888]

swoozie.. the truth is she wanted to smash u haha a girl like that never goes long without it. p.s. girls like it more than guys, they just lie about it!

[XtremEBuilderSadict]

pleaseee William !!!!

[DarkBlaze1000]

i know her name i could read your lips lol so you still talk to her?

[glamourjunkie73]

You're saying "Kristen." LOL

[GaintSubiSin]

whats the song name at 4:40 ? anyone know?

[classasa]

@GaintSubiSin "Thong song" instrumental. sung by sisqo

[glamourjunkie73]

@GaintSubiSin Holy shit, where were you during the 90's?

[GaintSubiSin]

@glamourjunkie73 playing my n64 duh

[Ankleshank007]

Is her name Crystal? =P

[97nglamour]

how old is he????

[vampireknightfan019]

HECK YEAH. THIS GUY. CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC SWOOZIE. HIGH-FIVE, DUDE. VIRGINS FTW. LOL.

[aquamarine705]

@vampireknightfan019 he's not catholic, he's nondenominational.

[lmaostrnoob]

Girls who do things that men do is an absoulte and major turn off. Such as girls who spit, burp( in public and loudly), and smoke. It's simply disgusting.

[erikalavalos]

i love your stories!!!! Keep me laughing .

[SirPyschoSexySam]

"That's not cool...that she smokes..."

Haha :D

[DaniBongar]

Lol. Great story teller, and a hot geek. So hard to find, why don't I ever meet hot geeks who are virgins? ARrrgh.

[SoulStatement]

you can't have 12's playing doa

[prolarism]

name = kris

[undeadone69]

LMAO physical manifistation. hahahahahahahah

[johndang604]

is da 12/thong girl name michelle pham ?LMFAOs

[Greentonic]

@johndang604 No she's that new 15 girl!!! Michelle is also from Sarasota.

[Wetcamerainc]

her names gertrued

[nightelf2004]

I feel ya man....I get played like that all the time...and it really sucks...sorry to hear about your misfortune...

[simplenap]

dawggggggg!!!!!!!!

i agree man about the smoking thing

like seriously, i see this really hot girl,

then i see a white stick on her hand, and im like "pffffwwwoooshttttttttt"...

attraction gone, just like a popped bubble.

no lie. every single time.

[16918]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Respond! I wanna hear the story! I'll love you forever!

[Seriousbznz]

"listen Gary umm...I don't care" that made me giggle xD

[untoldfarmx]

DO IT DO IT you are the most funnyest peep i have ever seen

[ghostrank007]

lol after she said she played halo i prolly would of feel in love to :P

[THESage1Naruto]

Swoozie You still owe me that match in DoA4 at some point :) Havent been able to get on cause of school and what not..

[someguy123428]

can someone plz plz tell me where the first part of that song is from at 4:45. its bugging the hell out of me cause i cant remember.

[bleachisgreat963]

her name Kristan

[ImaBeast0813]

nice video

[GenghisKvH]

God damn Adande,

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO LET A SUPER HOT GAMER GIRL THAT PLAYS THE GAME AS YOU GET AWAY.

[ikuyo1comic4man]

hahahaha her name is @$^$#@

[Karpinski29]

your girl voice is hilarious!

[WaeHaKe]

i dont believe that, you have to be making this story up lol

[XcrazyXrussianXace]

WILLIAM!!!!!! U BETTER SAY SOMETHING!!!!! lol i Swoozie!!!! ILY NO HOMO!! LOL crazy gamer

[Carl565777]

@XcrazyXrussianXace He did. XD

watch?v=ucK-2MNmtdE

[Lack36]

this video isz funny

[mortl8324]

wait, why isnt this on swoozies channel?

[ithastobecatchy]

hahaha you said krystal! :)

[TR1KST3R]

Okay swoozie said kristin or krystal, or crystal, or christin or around those names.

[spoonman197]

when that girl was running threw your head, was she wearing any clothes?

[GraffitiKid989]

sWooZie dude ur amazing bro! good vids. umm did u get final fantasy today or do u not play that game series?

[londonboyBCHS]

yo swoozie i dead ass only made a youtube profile so u could tell u how much u rock. u mad funny and the stories u tell are so funny its crazy, and i look up to u, cuz im with u on the whole virgin thing. its hard but u inspired me. lol. u rock

[Dragoncrest417]

Damn swoozie That had to hurt. But just one more lesson learn from the game we call life. Lol

[SsbmCh4mp]

Her name is Susan.

[japander]

Yo swooz...where did u get the rack for your hats?

[TarenReyem]

doesnt even comment back on myspace!?!?!?!? D:

[FoziaAbdi]

Dude The thong song played in your head!!??? Lol Sisqooo 2000 man!

Swoozie you rock!

[mylongfinger]

This dude is good

[MattXICE]

yoo swoozie im the same way about smoking ..as hot as she is if she smokes..its gone haha

[kideli100]

smoking is a big NONO and come on will!!! great vid btw

[HeavenFort]

swoozie, your stories are freaking good lol

favorite vlogger now :D

[dearmisterkidnapper]

Will never posted the ending =(. Lame. I wonder what a 15 looks like, let alone a 12. We don't have too many of those here in Boston.

[donk4y]

swoozie give me a shoutout! it's my birthday today :D

my favorite vlogger man... but ur videos are so scarce

[AbtinX]

allahoakbar Swoozie! your a proud man! in a good way. Russian dude ftw

[21iunie]

i too hate girls who smoke

[IICubicalWig]

In The Background Where the Rack is. I Can See the Cover Of Burnout Paradise on the last one and Tomb Raider Underworld on the top

[thenicmister]

its christina

[cam1isindaouse]

yo swoozie! haha great story and dude i have only watched about 4 videos of yours but they are the best videos i have ever seen !! they entertain me and make me laugh XD im hooked to your videos honestly keep them coming there the best!! :D

[libfuzzy]

marie come on now... lol

[taplan77]

swoozie how can u leave us hangin u betta finish this 1...... and tell ur frnd to post the rest

[MrGabe214]

swoozie ur a bad ass i miss cgs :(

[tomothy81]

Gotta respect swoozie for his commitment to his morals! Awesome story!

[g3mafia2]

im callin her the 12 lol so do u still talk to the 12

[JIX9ISLER1986]

The girls name is Krystal lol right swoozie

[swoozie06]

correct- her name is indeed "crystel"

[JIX9ISLER1986]

it was a lucky guess lol

[Natty2Lyte757]

You are very handsome and I love that you're a christian! I would try and hook you up with my cousin... because I'm married...but she lives in VA. :(

[shinobitech13]

12??......pics or didnt happen

[streetkingz77]

he needs a hug lol XD

[cussiekanga]

does swoozie let you repost his videos?? ^o)

[Punkyemoking]

you didnt ask her which one. they have ALOT of doa's for the 360 now

[iPassioN741]

LOL... how greaT

[GGary9]

Mann that siqo theme at 4:48 was soooo MASTERR!!! XD I love it!

[XDrQuillsX]

I agree with your sentiments about girls who smoke. Its simply not attractive.

[vampireknightfan019]

@XDrQuillsX I totally agree, and I'm a girl. I don't smoke, by the way.

[enjoiR]

OMG Great story swoozie

[spawnfan101]

I thought this was going somewhere. I was wrong.

[WWEreymysteriofan619]

yo i can train you in halo 3 cause you got gameover

 GT:Halofreak0

[aaron32m]

WILLIAM!!!!! why please respond oh brother

[24CaPiTaN]

lol sWooZie very good story, hope to see more :D

if you reading this comment, just keep posting your stories ;)

[gimik808]

WILL. If you don't respond I'll punch you in the taint.