How To Fall Asleep Fast

[TheVilniusNews]

oil? meh. I chose 1. Soap 2. Magazines

[taliaann11]

learning that humans can die from sleep deprivation made me even more awake

[ksuein99]

1. Eat a whole rotisserie chicken

2. Go to bed

[SpencerRaySanders]

Step 1) Get a hammer.

Step 2) Give yourself a good whack in the head.

Did you know: the earth is flat.

[SuperStagg1]

i take 4 codeines before going to bed and they fuck me over for the nite

[tacoguy210]

when i cant sleep i just jack off then i can fall asleep

[TamzinElliotMinor]

Ahhh, watching this video on an 'electronic device' while trying to sleep. Oh dear.

[evilmaker89]

You will need:

An iPod or any MP3 Player

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

1: Play the song

2: ???

3: PROFIT... and good night sleep

[Jileen123456]

INVADER ZIM!

[Jordanftw1867]

Step 1: Get Mike Tyson or Chuck Norris

Step 2: Get knocked out by their punch

Did you know sleeping is good for you

[monkeyboy857]

@Jordanftw1867 No, a punch from Chuck Norris would blow up the planet and kill everyone.

[SuperFirstComment]

watch "the joy of painting with bob ross"

[4theonlyexception]

Step 1: stop watcing youtube videos. good night!

[samedman1]

INVADER ZIM

[Lotherax]

imagine a scene that is pleasant and suiting to you... Zombie Apocalyps

[MiamisDog]

1. Wet your hands.

2. Touch an electric socket

3. Say Hi to Jesus for me.

[Solymr]

@MiamisDog Did you know?...

[Lime1998]

Or you could just lay down and close your eyes?

[carsontroeh]

@Lime1998 DUMBASS, THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK, WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS AS COMPLEX AS POSSIBLE! /sarcasm

[abanianrecords]

step 1: take tylneole pm tablets with a few minutes bam good night

[adamissofreakinhot]

@noobl1ke That is the stupidest joke ever...

[noobl1ke]

i used to fall asleep easily, but then i took an arrow to the knee...

[overgraze1]

wow manly pillow

[dnny4]

Step 1: Bottle of Jameson

Step 2: Make some bad decisions the night of

Step 3: Pass out and piss yourself

Step 4: Find a more healthy way to conquer your insomnia.

[Stikmentor]

ZIM!

[lh991]

Invader zim!

[Ghouse666]

If you have some Marijuana you can say fuck all the other steps.

[mrSharpie564]

thumbs up if this video kept u awake xD

[mrSharpie564]

you will need:

physical activity

cellphone ban

vanilla essential oil

pleasent imaginings

melatonin

WHAT wht all of the other steps if u have melatonin thats bs

[TheZombiekiller93]

you will need something of large weight(recommended hammer) your head.

step 1:hit your self in the head with the hammer

step 2:wake up with no memory and not know anything

step 3:go insane because you don't know your family

[Fandeps3]

You will need: a 30 lb. sledgehammer and your head. Smash your head with the sledgehammer. Sleep tight

[Fandeps3]

@Fandeps3 Optional: Fill a tissue with chloroform and stuck it up your face

[kikimoraWTF]

FUCK, but what if its 2 am in the morning and i need to wake up in 4 hours and i dont have any of those things...FUCK!!!!

[laurynandbralyn]

Omg the poster!!! Anyhoozle I'm I'm bed watching this on my iPod and last night I couldn't fall asleep so I listened to music and I fell asleep with my headphones in...

[shaytardgirl]

Can I has the poster plz

[krazyjuggalo1000]

i saw gir X)

[TheSingaporeWorld]

Ok, I shouldnt have watched this:( alright I shall sleep now.

[AwesomeGamerGuy247]

Step one:Watch this video

Step two: wake and ask yourself why the Hell did I watch that video

[izzyandmikayla]

Step one: sleep

Step two: wake up

Step three: holy fuck what am I doing this for?

[kingbeats11]

if u have melatonin then u can jus say fuck all the other steps...

[abanianrecords]

@kingbeats11 haha yeah

[TheHoodieBro]

You will need:

A bed

Step 1: Go to your fucking bed and fucking go to bed.

[malcolmcjackson]

@abhamanik lol

[abhamanik]

You will need:

Sleeping tablets

step 1:take the sleeping tablet

Did you know: Ants are small

[wil172921]

coco wank

[gen60bikerdude]

or u could do what i did tonight.u will need, at least i pint Makers Mark whiskey, and fifteen beers!

[TrippWilkie]

I love how it has that quick little fact about death from not sleeping!!! XD

[SwagCap]

thumbs up if you just watch these videos for the comments

[MrCarlosv68]

It works I tried it ;)

[yumakookie]

or just close your eyes and empty out your thoughts, nightnightx

[MsDancer1203]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT TURNING ON AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE.

[StevenliuCr7]

ovechkin?

[Lazypuffle]

INVADER ZIM POSTER ;D

[jkk45]

Seriously guys read this (from personal experience):

Eat pumpkin seeds, cheddar cheese + hot milk as they help produce serotonin which increases melioration

[beltown420]

damn that guy looks like a cokehead hahahahaha

[masterofchians1]

Step 1: Shut your eyelids for awhile and lay there and realize that zzzzzzz.

[Haylo2u]

it is 12:20 and i am not doing any of these steps.

[JjKamiandKaity]

im making out witha pancake...right now

[lxie27]

You will need:

A fist

Your face

1. Take your or someone else's fist

2. Move the fist fast towards your face.

3. Connect the fist to your face

4. Sweet dreams

[kibainuzuka4eva]

@lxie27 did you know bats have wings?

[AbbeyIsDreaming]

how to fall asleep

beat yourself with a baseball bat.

[HeyThereItsTash]

Okay, so your telling me to exercise during the day mann i wanna sleep now the days already passed..

fml

[SonicGangHitman]

How to fall asleep fast: burn one , its a proven study

[amme2207]

What kind of dude has flowered pillows?

[Hy0nimaru96]

step 1: count sheeps minute later you be sleeping

[jiteshmistry1997]

On shot I really need to sleep I got school in abt 5 hrs :S

[nassah98]

It half past one and i have school today and im on my phone, fml

[FatalCorruptionzz961]

@DuucksGooQuuaack so I'll die from to much coffee??

[anunkindnessofravens]

Lmao shame I'm on my phone...

[welchburger]

can anybody make these?

[SRBMilan007]

Umm...i'm too lazy to get all these stuff...

[chocolova23]

Step 1: call a mofo to have sex with you

Step 2: You will sleep before you know it

Did you know : Over 90% of people get sleep

[WesleyMLincoln]

@FatalCorruptionzz961 - Yes you can.

[FatalCorruptionzz961]

Wait what? You can't die from not sleepin!!!

[DuucksGooQuuaack]

@FatalCorruptionzz961 you can. sleeping heals your body, makes you grow etc... its vital

[getripped27]

One howcast video tells you that the scent of lavender will help you stay up all night, and this one tells you in will help you fall asleep faster!

[GoAnimateLOLZ]

Step 1: Masturbate.

Step 2: Get a hard object and hit yourself with it in the head.

Step 3: If it doesn't work, you will soon bleed out.

- Remember the more times you hit yourself, the more blood you will lose.

Did you know: I play with myself :/

[Hwoarang134]

I felt asleep after voice listing the things I will need..

[lilbobzy]

Howcast advice is always lacking..

[TheBogHogen]

Watching this on my phone too .

[Vulpixfan]

Watching this on my phone :L

[AlucardAnimation]

Oooor just ask a friend to hit you with a bat

It really works

[gunzalez507]

Step 1: Pop 3 Valium Pills

[MSH300L]

i know a better way..

Step1: Close your eyes.

Step2: Sleep.

[FoSbaKiaS]

count sheep

[GameFreak6708]

Man i guess i should try this instead of jumping off the bed and landing on my head....



[1candyflossxCP]

0:12 Who else noticed invader zim in the poster

[OliRancidTen]

smoke a pound of grass and fall on ma ass faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast

[Gilliebaam1634]

thumbs up if DEUAAGH bringed you here

[bergy41rox]

Ill i do is put my head down on a pillow and in about less than a minute im sleeping 5-10 min till a deep sleep

[fringeygal0708]

thanks, now im scared i am gonna die! WAAA

[luisespanola]

step 1: jack off.

optional: porn

[Strivenigga]

Step 1: take big bong hits

Step 2: chug a 40

Step 3: pleasant dreams = ]

[Malikaluna]

I want the invader zim poster, or i shall unleash all temportal doom on your restless head filthy earth beast!!

Goodnight

[Sarju017]

1:05 Pleasant scene?..........hmmm

[darknessangelism]

invader zim HA!!!

[FonzieTheCreator]

how runs in jeans?

[sn3ar]

I have insomnia, this did not work.

[fpascale789]

why does people keep mentioning masturbation on howcast sleep videos im confused

come to think of i do fall asleep be for i can fire away while masturbating

or do you fall asleep after firing away

how exactly does masturbating work by helping you fall asleep faster?

im kind of a troubled sleeper myself how does this work?

[jakubgt1]

Melatonin should only be used to deal with jet lag or irregular shifts. You'll become dependent on it and the body will secrete the hormone in lesser quantities.

[TheJamesAnimations]

I need sleep to live!? Oh shit, I'm dead

[crazygirl3213]

da fuck? who runs in jeans?

[raulfaziel]

how to fall asleep

TAKE SLEEPING PILS MORONS!

[rigoletto23192]

you will need one supermassive joint

[ZayLeenaSoFine]

i fell asleep fast with the fan on with my blanket when i feel cold i just turn it off :) and i feel sleepy when i go out shopping and i fell asleep in the car and my mom or dad wakes me up and i donnot feel getting up so when get up i feel im so drunk!! :P like really:P

[mrbrianchia]

@ClintBeastmode thats why i do lol

[ashantaism]

1.read a book

passed out from looking at one page :l

[Dishizzle69]

Still cant sleeeeeep...FML

[charliewilldie]

You will need

Wine or beer

step 1:drink all your beers or wine

step 2:good night

did you know: circles are round

[MegaLalablahblah]

step 1: imagine morgan freeman's voice singing "rock a bye baby"

step 2: imagine yourself being the baby in the song

step 3: when the cradle falls, freak out and wake up

0_o

[leetrevino100]

never in 100,000,000,000,000,000, years that would happen

[DefNerdz]

I imagine my self fucking the shit out of my GF, does that count as a pleasant scene?

[TheUsername1029]

step 1: jerk off

[Minecraftgeek]

1:24 keep the light "deawns"?

[Lpsspiesaccount9]

Omg this was posted on my birthday! Lol I'm ten now. 😊

[DefNerdz]

@Lpsspiesaccount9 Happy B-Day man.

[CurlyFry65]

Invader Zim poster :33

[chrome381]

I fall asleep by watching this video

[dfagnani]

Step 1: rock

step 2: Head

did you know? happy cows come from california.

[MeNoGwd]

bullshit, a beer will do the trick.

[Grimmacetu]

invader zim poster *-*

[arainbowify]

I'm watching this at 12:50am on my iPod. So....I'm pretty sure I just broke like 3 rules there...

[Girluffsyou]

Did anyone notice the Invader Zim picture at 0:12 ??

[seniorteal]

"Positive Imaginations"

:/

my boyfriend just died.

no sleep for me.

</3

[leader679]

Step 1 die

[LaDamian99]

Step 1: Listen to this video

The rest plays out :)

[SINBADASS1147]

Smack yourself with a crowbar. That's what I do.

[KingdomHerts1]

Step 1: Masturbate.

Step 2: Clean Up.

Step 3: Go Back To Bed.

[MrGhettotech]

Step 1: Take a melatonin tablet.

Step 2: Don't worry about going to sleep; soon your heart will explode.

[dfagnani]

Step 1: weed

Did you know: Microwaves

[Aussiegirl265]

@dfagnani hahahahaha

[OnehandedAbortionist]

Are we allowed to scream,"ASS!" at the top of our lungs to the neighboring apartment as something to do, for if we cant get to sleep?

[isidora121minime]

@OnehandedAbortionist probably... but i wouldn't try that....

[MichaelJAckson0337]

He was reading The Last Song by Nicholas Sparks haha

[MichaelJAckson0337]

lol Invader zim poster.

[mjakes20]

phones are the worst.. some nights I just lie in bed, stressed about what time it will say on my phone, how to resist checking it, how I will be so tired in the morning and how to just get the idea of time out of my head.

[Zakariah1971]

Just went 20 days no food water only. Could have gone 30 but got bored

[epiCUtoobR1234]

A peaceful scene, how about Megan Fox and Mila kunis riding by dick? Ya I'll be able to sleep,

[JustinBieberFever237]

sorry but i think im nocturnal.

[MarkkTheSharkk]

Step one: Take a shot of NyQuil

Step two: Wait...

[tamadrummer5]

or smoke a blunt to the face

[StickdudeXD135]

Step 1: Buy Chloroform

Step 2: Apply to paper towel

Step 3: Lay down so you're comfortable

Step 4: Quickly inhale the chloroform and then throw it to the side

Did you know that sometimes, bees make honey?

[TheShadowman60]

@StickdudeXD135 My name is Casey Anthony of Florida, and i approve this message.

(Note: only works on babies.)

[tAKiDA96]

Um...my phone is my alarmclock so *clicks away*

[Xyn1407]

Step one: go to bed when tired

Step two: close eyes

do you know banana is really apple?

[cokebub3]

I think you actually can go longer without food than sleep

[HaiCHeDK]

@cokebub3

that's true! a healthy person can live 2 weeks without food!

[LPSrainbow7]

@cokebub3 Not meh. when i stayed up all night i needed food badly so i made a sandwich :D

[TheMaymay2000]

Step one : get in bed

Step two : close your eyes

Step three : dream about Killing your teacher

[derulo17]

The only thing i understood in that list was vanilla

[215LikeABoss]

INVADER ZIM o.o

[KTrocksgirl]

Love the comment below and I am supposed to be sleeping

[RuneFinity44]

Lets get a poll going here.

Thumbs up if you're suspose to, or should be sleeping at the current moment.

[shinyfuzzy]

@RuneFinity44 yes

[Maplestoryfight]

lol i have a better way invite your friend over at night then give him a baseball bat tell him to hit you in the head and here you go next thing you know youll it will be morning

[623callum]

When it said imagine a scene that is pleasant or smoothing to you, why did I think of a battlefield?

[MrThemostimportant]

every time i go to sleep, my brain thinks it's Einstein or something and thinks about phisolofical (don't know how to spell it) things

yeaah, I'm used to sleep at 00:30 A.M.

welcome to the live of a teen(:

[gerraffellis]

0:24 are we makin a video on how to sleep or a porno??

[AnthonyK75]

or you can have a joint..! lol!

[clanoffallenoak]

anyone else see invader zim ?

[TheShooter12321]

so radio active ppl cant sleep??? according to step 2

[Rangerleadtheway44]

I listen to the sound of typing on my iPad with earphones...look up sound of,typing on YouTube...that stuff is my crack..knocks me out in a minute

[123chooi321]

"Avoid radiation" .. watching this video on a device which emits radiation.. Hmm.

[brendangm1]

That last fact isn't true I have insomnia and read that there has never been a recorded death due to sleep deprivation. The longest recorded time someone has ever gone with out sleep was a 17 yr old in San Diego who went for over a week then slept for I think it was 14 hours and was fine.

[briana8964]

step 1: you will need physical activity.

me:k

step 2: cell phone ban.

me: im out.

[Anacondas101]

"Pleasent imagining"

yeeeeeeeeah.....

[xSuicidalCries]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

I HAVE THAT INVADER ZIM POSER 0:12

I love you Howcast. Really.

[iluvshanedawson187]

GIR @ 0:12