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From: xl1ska
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  • TWATS

  • I said faulk. You

  • Omg really?

  • For the truth on these so-called "male enhancement"products, as well as

    how to really make your little friend bigger, check this out:w...helpomegasize.commmm

  • Fags!!

  • is that a superbad fat fuck wanabe?? wow u fucen pricks!

  • Idioten

  • Did he masturbate at 0:50??

  • a WILD SNORLAX appears

    

  • @bjav05 and @TheRealityAbove maybe ur both gay and u want to see each others dicks. @bjav05 go stick ur penis in TheRealityAbove's asshole, instead of sitting there argueing like the fucking dicks u are. FUCK U

  • WHO CARES? CUT WHATEVER YOU LIKE BITCH IF YOU LIKE YOU CAN CUT MY LAWN TOO hahahahahaa

  • so damn fake..fat ass!!!

  • The guy in the bed looks so cute when he cries ! man I am getting gayer !

  • fuckin homos

  • wtfing bitch are you doing you idiot you should be dead

  • hi, if you worry about your little friend's size, i would suggest w....helpopenisenlargement...c­ommm is the only safe way that truly works!

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  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!

  • is it me or does he look like Jonah Hill?

  • @HUSOLDIER96 Ha! Hilarious! I absolutely do! All big guys with curly hair and glasses are the same person, actually. I am also Bruce Velanch, Jack Osbourne circa 1999, that Chris dude from American Idol, and Jorge Garcia even though he's hispanic! Thanks for your astoot observation.

  • @xl1ska No seriously, you look like Jonah Hill. I wasn't trying to be a douche. You honestly do.

  • @HUSOLDIER96 michael moore?

  • ha yea i was just kiddin too...that isnt my real penis...........AAAHHHH SHIT!!XD

  • fags

  • @TheRealityAbove DUDE, YOU CLICKED ON THE VIDEO TOO DUMBASS!

  • @babytaco8181 this guy is so into himself that he could eat his own vagina... let him be the smartass that he is cause there's no point in trynna talk to him lol

  • NICE COMPUTUER!

  • @TheRealityAbove mmmhmm you're right... have a nice life

  • @TheRealityAbove like i said... i was intending on wasting time on you... so it's all good. and maybe i was looking for pranks as well. how would YOU know?

  • @TheRealityAbove oh man ur right again, i'm so mad about that... because i didn't know that youtube blocks that kind of material... shame on me i'm so gay. please... you clicked on the video as well sooo look who's talking...

  • @TheRealityAbove oh am i really? aww man ur so right, i apologize, even though i WAS intending to waste time on you this time... o well that's cool. have fun wasting your life on guys like me mister... i'm sure it was amusing going through all these comments up to a year ago and deciding to pick on me...

  • @TheRealityAbove umm... idk what you just say but i'll say yes, you're right. just to make you feel good about yourself.

    um and... if i'm not mistaken... you just called me out for pressing on this video... well look at yourself mister...

    idk if ur comment was intended to make me look stupid or whatever... but i'm pretty sure it didn't. o well... have a nice life!

  • might as well cut it off its not like your ever gonna get laid anyways

  • lol,do part 2!!!!

  • HAHAHA! Wonder why people hated this video.. I think it's funny for me.. maybe these haters are GAY because they were expecting a real erected bloody penis scene! .. lame

  • what a pair of dicks....

  • that... was... so... funny.....

  • dude jonah hill holy shit

  • Go to Cutting Off Real Penis. I am medically trained, and I will be happy to cut off the entire cock on cam

  • Pretty funny

  • Fat niqqa

  • These guys are wastemen

  • Um..

  • The greatest two gays are just playing with their tiny dick and wasting our valuable time....bullshit!!!

  • he cut off his dick cause another guy told him he has an STD...fuckin gay lovers, u guys r freaks

  • This isn't my real penis nahh

  • unnötig

  • That was actualy kinda funny!

  • this is actually kinda of funny

  • does this show the vid?

  • so anyone wanna cam and swap pics then let meh know

  • u gays .. fuckin freaks .. emos .. ur addopet

  • gay gay gay

  • so fake

  • ooooo fuck you

  • my dick is real big so i chopped half of it off so i cud fit it in my mums vagina its bout 12 inches now but it looks like an out of date german sausage if u wanna giv it a suck just call me on 01223 662451

  • @initdanbrapyobled can i have the half you chopped off

  • Awesome!!!!

  • 5 year olds?

  • i find it friggin funny that there are so many views on videos with titles like this ^^

  • @MrAuchdabei

    You and me gave this video a view each.

  • @AntiEtc oh yea^^

  • this guy looks like one potential freak who cuts off his cock !

  • you can tell this is fake cos cameras wouldn't cut scenes like they did after 10 seconds

  • Haha two stupid guys

  • if you cut your dick you will die or maybe you will never get baby and if you wand fuck you cant and you cant make shit better dont do it in your hole life !!!!!! if you wand its you wish!!!!

  • the man on the bed is too cute

  • Hahaha

  • Dude to start of how fucking old are u bro u fucking nerd what do u do all day stay home and play computer Fuk loose weight man :;

  • godamn fake...

    get a life -_-

  • wow rough day

  • what the fuck?

  • FAIL....

  • NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fake.

  • OK...remember when I said it was fake? I've been thinking about it, and I changed my mind.

    It's real.

  • In 280 comments, yours is the first one to make me laugh. Well done.

  • OK . . . remember when you had your chance at Rubilad? I changed my mind . . . ANY TIME ANY PLACE ANY WHERE . . .

  • lol niiiiiiice

  • thats fuckin hilarioious

  • BS FAKE NOOB AND VID SUCKS

  • It'll grow back...

  • FUCKIN HILARIOUS

  • ya video suck

  • FUCK U FAT BOY

  • @stupidwastefilms fuck you dick

  • fucking video

  • are you jonah hills long lost brother

  • LOL.....the way I'm feeling right now, I could really help him with that. NO LIE!

  • eww fat ass nerd T_T

  • que merda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol he was like im jk i just wanted to see wht u were going to do lol

  • this actually happen in egypt recently, check if ya want its true, anyway guy dont want to marry girl daddy set up for him, he wants poor girl of his dream, true love, guy cuts off dick to protest the union......dont matter how love sick i ever will be i aint ever gonna cut off my man rocket fo no woman or man( this is just in case fo them gay accusers that lov to scream gay). Love your dick, keep it for life.

  • oh thats gross watching u piss lmao u can see abit of ya cock ya sick bastard hahaha

  • u blow

  • LOL

  • imature!!~!

  • DF...

  • NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lol HPV.......human .... virus

  • DF.... WAT TYPE OF OLYMP!CS IS D!S

  • HOLY SHIT! THEY FOUND CHEWBACCA!!!

  • ha ha ha

  • noobs

  • gutted...

  • wicked awesome sideburns man

  • lmao*

  • hahah lamo " what have you done"

  • WTF?!?!?!?!?!

  • that was pretty good

  • go smell your mam dickhead

  • this

  • u fat fuck!

  • if u really want to see that watch the bme pain olympics

  • i feel like i wasted 1:18 minutes of my life... i could've done something else like... idk... watching spongebob :\

  • Fuckin Stupid

  • Fk off idiots...u annoying bunch of retards..

  • lol nice

  • FEELS GOOD MAN

  • lol thats funny

  • me and my friend were watching this and he says "that must hurt". I just looked at him and said " of course it hurt, it didnt tickle" lol

  • haha! what a dumb ass

  • queers,too much Macdonalds fatass?

  • dayam! yo brai is fu*cked up Fool!

  • wow!!!! ya''ll are stupid

  • That was the worst acting ever.

  • that is so fake let peppol see the bit you cut off

  • hahaaa O_O

  • BAHAHAHHAHA epic

  • hey you ya the fatass one u suck at acting

    and u the other pussy one i bet u never had a dick before well besides in ur mouth and ass pussys

  • Fat basement dweller is fat.

  • did he SRSLY just say HPV?? xD;;; lol

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    Sport of All What is It?

    IIIIIIT'S FOOTBALL!

    IIIIIIT'S FOOTBALL! Homoerotic Tendencies Skyrockett through the Roof Every Player on the Field Has Got to be a Fuckin' Fruit They Wear Tight Pants When They Get a Touch Down

    They Do A Homo-Dance!

    IIIIIIT'S FOOTBALL!

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  • fagget

  • ...

  • lololllollollollolololllolol

  • Im suprised you can find your dick let alone cut your balls off or even take a piss.Two words you should have learned when you was a kid..IM FULL.

  • how are you going to tell your mother?

  • Ever heard of a salad? u should eat one.

  • Very sucks video :/.

  • hahaha

  • LOL!!

  • omfg ITS FAT BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!

  • your a stupid dumb ass, no one gives a shit why you thing of the video. Go on weight watchers tubbster.

  • HAHAHAHAHA! awesome video

  • fat ass

  • That shit was really stupid.

  • fk off stupid video

  • holy shiiiiiiiiiiit

  • cut his fucking head off!

  • wtf is this....

  • LOL @ 0:59 it looks like Brian Posehn(Sarah Silverman show) and Jonah Hill (superbad) got it on and had that dude

  • jack ass

  • Stupid!

  • This Crap is stupiud lol

  • He isn't gonna need it

  • why??

  • Dumb.

  • sick white fucks

  • white man have no peepees so fuck crackers

  • ummm.... ok this is so sick!

  • U guys are dumb...lol

  • omg HPV is a disease that only girls can get,it's the human pavloma virus lol. At least find a disease that's possible

  • fat ass did not even do it

  • dude, fuckin faggetz

  • the fat guy is a stereotype like comic book guy.

  • pretty much a waste of my time watching this.

  • haha xD

  • wow... everyone below me (except izzie) has the mental age of a three year old... it's a video they did for fun... if you don't like it, fine. Just rate it low and move on.. no need to spit feathers about it..

  • lol funny

  • FUCKIN LOSERS

  • fat enough?

  • DUMB AND GAY AS FUCK!!!!

  • 哈哈

  • YOU ARE FAKE!!

  • am i the only one who thought this was funny?

  • u fuckin pooftas...waisting peopls time it aint evan funny