Shit Persian Guys Say Episode 1

[No0Comment7]

Is your Bfs like this ? o0

[bmer2872]

we dont say that

[squeezy1001]

Wtf is Persian? Get a real ethnicity

[jaredmankly]

women simply arent funny. this would be funny if men did it, but its not because they are women

[amirlovesronaldo]

guyss, theyre just imitating fobs, chill, not every single persian

[RICEandKABOB]

This isn't anything persian guys say LOL.

Wanna see what persians say?

I have shit persian guys say (teens) on my channel check it out.

Like my comment so people see this.

[parno0oshka]

soo bad

and could you please not speak farsi if your accent sucks balls?

[aidinhaze]

btw is dough vodka cool ?

[aidinhaze]

NOT TRUE BRO

[MegaTaymaz]

so not true, seems like u've never seen Persian guys in your life

[8MunchenBayern8]

retarded

[talktal]

bro... this is so not true. dislike for you, girls

[lampost86]

Eh... kinda sucks and mostly inaccurate. Try again.

[TheFashionFad]

dude do my fingers smell like must oo kheeyar hahahaahah sniff sniff

[sasouns]

i can do push-ups with my chest hair lol

[khaistaimran02]

there are fucking chinese not persian lol

why dont they make it more sexier they should show up there tits and ass lol

[takadi]

223 butthurt persian guys

[superbawwss]

bro, what colours your aftabeh???  Try translating that to your white friends. awkward.

[paul20g20]

the girl with the orange shirt is cute.

[aryattack]

I've never heard a persian guy say any of these.

[KnoNamez]

Im half iranian and i always talk about how great kobe is! i am the hugest tupac fan ever! my dad drives a S500!

[ihgdamT]

its kourish a sabzee not gourme sabzee

[KnoNamez]

@ihgdamT There is for sure a gourme sabze dish...

[aghachi]

hilarious!

[roroluvzyou]

rofl

[MrAmirr76]

Bro...what´s down?so funny...Merci

[noobkosh]

bro what colour is your aftabe?

[aamro79]

Good Job close but u can do better send new episode soon plz

[bez993]

the girl with the long moustache would get it, hala madrid

[BleachFan821]

nice unibrow u got goin on right there.........

[bignafariyeh]

fap fap fap fap fap fap

[bedussy77]

pretty fucking funny! good job! haha

[arabianlove217]

pleaseeee answer why is shi** persian girls say private?? it was so good please put it back!!

[MrBSeanB]

Please answer. What happened to S*** Persian GIRLS say? I miss that video!

[TheMohsentaheri]

hahahahaha funnyyy bahaleh! whats the color of your aftabeh:P hahahaha peace from amsterdam!

[karz12]

HAAHAHAHAH, u persian girls only like a dr, lawyer or engineer lol

[HodgeYMusic]

 0:29 do you like... say... Dubstep? ;3

[cuntwagon99]

It's true, all true! Now where's them white girls?

[kparsa1]

yeah I'm guilty of these....

[nandrthal]

This is awesome!

[CoconutIsle]

there is no persia.

[yopussybitch]

@CoconutIsle you're an idiot lmaoo

[CoconutIsle]

@yopussybitch i guess you are iranian, arrogant and dumb like the most of them...

[LightsLuck]

@CoconutIsle You just judged the content of all iranians due to the characteristics of some. It's like me saying "all white people are fat and stupid", or all blacks are "Ghetto", or all hispanics mow lawns. Stereotyping is flat out ignorant and you just provided a perfect demonstration.

[CoconutIsle]

@LightsLuck can you read? apparently not. I said "MOST" of them not ALL!

[sunyypony]

@CoconutIsle Persians might be arrogant but not dumb as a whole. We wouldn't have had one of the greatest empires in world history if we were dumb. Go read some history before you make ignorant comments. The best selling poet in the US today is Rumi. Muhammad Ibn Khwarezmi a Persian invented algbrea, Pierre Omidyar invented Ebay, they invented Chess, Aquaducts, Ice cream and are credited to have the first postal system. Theres so much more- look it all up to verify.

[tinasayadi]

@sunyypony lol im persian too but i have to correct u. persians did not invent algebra or chess. chess was inveted by the indians and it was actually called chaturanga but the british took it and changed the names and algebra was a combination of babylonians indians and arabs who invented it. its not persian either lol

[sunyypony]

@tinasayadi Muhammad Ibn Khwarzmi-- He was born in a Persian family, and his birthplace is given as Chorasmia by Ibn al-Nadim. Few details of al-Khwārizmī's life are known with certainty. His name may indicate that he came from Khwarezm (Khiva), then in Greater Khorasan, which occupied the eastern part of the Greater Iran, now Xorazm Province in Uzbekistan. Abu Rayhan Biruni calls the people of Khwarizm "a branch of the Persian tree".

[sunyypony]

@tinasayadi Chess is commonly believed to have originated in northwest India during the Gupta empire, where its early form in the 6th century was known as caturaṅga. The earliest evidence of chess is found in the neighboring Sassanid Persia around 600, where the game came to be known under the name chatrang.

[sunyypony]

@tinasayadi After the time of the islamic conquest in persia, persia was about to be arabized. Hence the names of persian scholars such as ibn sina, muhammand ibn khwarizmi, even sahih bukhari, who wrote hadiths. They also had arabic as a second language.. thats why arabs claim that these people are arabic, just like they claim the persian gulf is the arabian gulf. All lies because the facts will never change as they are recorded in scholarly books around the western world.

[yopussybitch]

@CoconutIsle Iran is modern-day Persia, you faggot. Where the fuck are you from?

[Meteorained]

@yopussybitch Don't worry about that retard.

[yopussybitch]

@Meteorained K then pussy fuck off, don't insult me.

[Meteorained]

@yopussybitch Shut the fuck up you idiot. I was on your side. Learn to read god dammit.

[yopussybitch]

@Meteorained I replied to the wrong person. Meant to reply to that faggot cocunutisle my bad

[Meteorained]

@yopussybitch Hahaha it's all good.

[ChrisJahangir]

it's not pronounced bro, it's pronounced beee-ro

[JonParza]

this was not funny at all

[Azhang22]

why does the color of the aftabeh matter?

[RatDogVSratCat]

Doesn't matter because all you a***holes are terrorists who own beamers!!

[sosh1339]

Nice video girls... and to all philosophers and historians here... go get yourself some humour.

[xxKelseyx3xx]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO i literally thought his chest hair was a tshirt in the beginning xD

[nednov17]

this wasnt funny.. and its pretty inaccurate.

[arashy007]

LMAOO

[VanessaATL2011]

What happened to 'shit persian girls say episode 1'??? That was the best.

[sirenitaurbana]

you gals are hilarious, made me love so much :D and i love your hair!

[deliriusss]

Hahaahaa this is Shahla an Snoby from Jersey Shore Persian Versionnnnnn

[superbawwss]

HAHA! Bro, what colours your aftabeh??

ah gwan girls x

[GeistFright]

"Doctor, lawyer, engineer..." Well...Iran is in the Asian continent...

[aamro79]

Both of u need a nose job ! Tnx for the video was funny .

[actionfilmcentral]

1:49 true im persian and 2pac is the best

[0xVx0]

LMFAO before you started mentioning the chest hair, I thought it was a shirt

[AminTheRapper]

More like "Shit Persians Guys from L.A. Say" LOL

[Maisa6362716]

persians: a language with a gay melody, "we are persians not iranians" "its the persian gulf not the arabic gulf" so full of themselves, and the rich ones who go abroad are retarded assholes who think they are the best

[sirenitaurbana]

@Maisa6362716 and you're just a really, really sad, bitter person.

[greenkwaka]

bro I'll shave your back if you shave mine... HAHA LOL!!!

[wagwan6248]

why do they say "Persians" are they ashamed to say Iranian :/

[CooksForDays]

@wagwan6248 iranian is what we are forced to call it after the regime

[wagwan6248]

@CooksForDays

hmmm

[sunyypony]

@CooksForDays The ancient Persians never referred to their empire as Persia. They always internally called it Iran.. Thats why Reza Shah Pahlavi decided to change the name during WW2. Persia is what the west called Iran. Persia and Iran are used interchangeably in cultural contexts; however, "Iran" is the name used officially in political contexts

[raihallo]

buuulshiit !!!!!

[saDOUGIE1]

i don't know anyone in my big iranian family that talks like this...?

[aryaminaie]

wow i thought i was persian until i saw this because i literally don't know anyone that says this shit lol. and i've never been this confused...i can't decide if the girl in the brown shirt is hot or not...the mustache has me fucked up.

[BAchoHAl]

this would be what white guys in America would say...lol...

[sam7pirate]

It's Pure Bullshittttttttttttt...

[tmr1125]

pleaseee bring back your shit persian girls say! it was so funny

[trevor5344]

Fuck those fake ass persians Fake Fake Fake they have nothing worse than hindos or the same what ever..........

[MsNemoMemo]

couldn't understand most of the words "____"

[Stranglingfury]

You know what? As a matter of fact, I think I have this one at home (touches rug). lolol so funny.

[twosummer]

SULTANI!



[11marsrevolution]

beauty girl , and so cute video

i like him

<3

[mrsina1990]

ya girls are sucksssssssss ,go fuck your selves and don say bro bro bro ,koskholaaaa 

[BrownnnEyes]

not funnnny at all... bring back the girls one. and all u dumbasses quoting unfunny things from the video... stfu

[KayvanKurd]

wow lame

[unclebob5]

ROFL.. 'what colour is your aftebeh??'

[shivtini]

the material is decent, but these girls suck at their delivery. it could be so much funnier!

[tw881000]

Bro - I loved the chest hair.

[sUnnySideMuah]

gormeh sabzi yayyayayayayy n now i belly dance

[ehTsuomynonA]

"My mom makes the best gormeh sabzi ever" lmfao

[DearMeNoUserName]

I knew you were going to say ghormeh saabzi! hahahah.

[msoltan23]

No way bro lol...

[arabianlove217]

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease put shit persian girls say back up!!

[dibapir]

Doogh Vodkas LOL

[GiftOfMedea]

So much truth! Now the only concerning thing is how much of this shit I say and I'm a Persian girl. haha

[20091030ss]

Please put shit persian girls say back !!!!!

[melissarbonne]

SHIT JEWISH NEW YORKERS SAY is funny!!

[lust4anime]

LMAO SO TRUE :P

[mrkavoosi]

could have been way better if they had immigrant persians acting... And a completely different script

[Prankster206]

why is Shit Persian Girls Say private?? Khak too saram

[xSkooLxGirlx]

Put Shit Persian Girls say back! I loved that one! :P

[Dem0nz890]

BRO I CANT REMEMBER WHICH ONE IS MINE

lmfao!!!

[svthebomb]

PUT SHIT PERSIAN GIRLS SAY BACK! ITS HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[cocacolababe909]

do my fingers smell like must-o-kiar?

[demon784]

persian guys > persian girls.

[kushmiester]

What color is your AFTABEH!!! LOL

[billzarama]

the smell still says on my hair, smell it! hahahahahah funny stuff

[NilooLovesMusic]

Bro, Brag ya kobideh?! SOLTANI!!! Lol :)

[Salaripride]

put shit persian girls say back on!!

[fitycint]

they got it wrong cause theyre not persian men........

[pantehaTavassol]

My name's Panteha yaaaaay 0:27

[misskurdistan22]

Sorry but this is so lame!! U guys should have tried harder to look and talk like Persian boys!

[herxreflection]

DOOGH VODKA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes please

[YouLoginnerTube]

FUUU Afghan , dont make a stupid video when u dont have the talent b*tch

[countingmoons]

I'd totally do these chicks. With the facial hair.

[Ginzakid]

Halasho bebar! You totally nailed it!

[misssleila]

"do my fingers smell like most-o-khiyar??" LMAO

[therudedudeify]

WEAK

[deltawolf]

What color is your aftabe?

Cracked me up! lol

[RANDOMGAVAShow]

why would you make the "Shit Persian Girls Say" private.... that was funny

[20091030ss]

why persian girls one private???

[Persian8787]

lines are good. acting no good!!

[arabianlove217]

why is the persian girls 1 gone?? it was so funny! please bring it back it would mean so much!! :(

[babygirlghazel]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PERSIAN GIRLS ONE!?

[kkaz4422]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ORIGINAL SH*T PERSIAN GIRLS SAY WITH THE TWO HILARIOUS GUYS?!?!?!?!

[ihavekukh]

@dms55100 ew you twisted, ignorant piece of shit.

[Randomliciousness]

I love this video! But what happened to the shit persian girls say? Why was it removed :( . That one was awesome xD Persian Pride(:

[aTime4UandMe]

LOL what color is your Aftabeh was the top!

[kushmiester]

This is very funny!!!LOL

[ggw4lif3]

what does she say 1:56?

[pedramkool123]

"bro".....Get back in the kitchen.

[dirtybirdy007]

F A I L  ! ! ! ! ! !

[HeadacheAO]

not funny

[EkhtiarPQ]

Akheyyy so truee hehehe you guys really need to stop fighting on the video your ruining it :$ and the only thing they're lacking is the persian accent

[Malleus2010]

Uhm...this should have been "Sh!t Armo Guys Say"....because these Armo chicks do not come off Persian whatsoever.

[laughlovelive132]

im a persian girl, and i found the 'shit persian girl says' funnier.. this one is good too :)

[kitsunekhoshgel]

my mom makes the best ghorme sabzi ever

[IraqiBeautyDentist]

Girl in the brown, your sooo beautiful, actually both of you are. Are you guys married you look so young I thought you were 16 or something. Theres rings on your hands! and btw this vid is sooo funny keep it up

[MaggieStaegerGore]

iranian men are the hottest men

[SoldiersOfGodRecords]

my mom makes the greatest gourmeh sabsi! hahahaha That's totally true xD

[WhyElloDereVlogs]

"i look italian, dont i" LMFAOO

[simplegrl11589]

loooooooool

[feri25]

the bro with the pony tail is mad cute.

[NUmetalheadIRAN]

bozorgetam?! :))) what the fuck....

[sweetheartangel8]

the girl who wears red/bronze shirt looks like fergie

[omar3550]

I want the one in the red shirt...with or without that silly fake facial hair LOL

[TheMusicInOurLives]

0:50

[gunit8590]

hahah they try so hard to be persian but they failed....

i bet they dont even speak really farsi anymore

[leilamottaghi]

um wheres ur persian accent????...

[SynystaRhyme]

@leilamottaghi i guess this isnt directed to Fobs

[bbcool4ever]

UGH!! These chicks have f-ed up redneck farsi accent. I think they are from Alabama of Iran

[jsbeard18]

i have the tests...fucking persian kids never helped me out and im persian ahahahaha

[Oorakhhye]

The jokes are good...the delivery needs a ton of work...

[bacheeeruni]

these girls are horrible actor

[beastsebass]

@bacheeeruni and you are a terrible speller

[Mehr8Shid]

"what color is your AFTABE?" srsly guyss this is just so awful! sorry!

[floydspiritz]

drop the brows and staches and try to look a little more Persian guy like. with tah rish and side burns and cur brows and all that. then this would've been funny