Starcrash - Most Powerful Weapon In The Entire Galaxy

[xXxDarkAdeptusxXx]

Wrong. Chuck Norris is the most powerful weapon

[Oldbmwr100rs]

I think I remember this movie actually only being shown in second run theaters for about a week,about the same amount of time it took someone to make it. I do have to say though,this has to be one of the best films ever made for something like MST3K.

[MasterJediDude]

Some of this scene has been cut on the Blu-ray release. I was very disappointed to see the "We have?!" line and Marjoe Gortner's line "Count Zarth Arn, watch out!" removed.

That should have NEVER been cut by Roger Corman. All of the other crazy dialogue was left intact, so the cut makes zero sense. It's part of the movies' charm.

[JonasPlanck]

AAAGH! MY CIRCUITS!!! MY CIRCUITS ARE FAILING!!!

[mtrboater1]

Marjoe Gortner is far better than that Hasselhoff dude!

[mtrboater1]

Marjoe Gortner!

[weldonwin]

Wow... the most powerful weapon in the galaxy sucks, almost as bad as the acting

[Shath00]

Still better than avatar.

[VindalooProductions]

0:51 - 1:06 best ever!

[Titanboy123]

Why does this seem like a porno? No even porno has better acting then this.

[Titanboy123]

0:31 *serious face* POWER FAILURE!!! Lol priceless.

[whade62000]

The last ten seconds SHOULD BE A MEME!

[gogogogigigigagaga]

Vem är från gr här

[BARCACROSSESTHEALPS]

This movie is about 4 pair of tits away from being the greatest ever. Seriously.

[nmatech]

My, that sure is a powerful weapon. It makes everybody behave like porn actors.

[weedbix]

WE HAVE??

[108Stars]

I have a soft spot for effects like this, before you could do everything with CGI.^^ The lava lamp kind of reminds me of the first Superman movie with Christopher Reeves, they used such effects in the beginning, in the flight through space; only much better executed.^^

[oWnednErd]

Its made by Italians...

But you gotta admit their westerns were rather good.

[Mikemc]

haha! I just finished watching this movie, It's really stupid :)

[Shadgrimgrvy]

Even Ed Wood would cry if he saw this.

[Finnur87]

The most powerful weapon in the galaxy is a lava lamp

[wiseye61]

the most powerful weapon in the entire galaxy, now available on ebay

[leifpetersen]

His circuits!!! His circuits are failing!!!!

[tintindwarf]

The most powerful weapon in the galaxy made a robot fall down.

[jerrymail]

Lovely girl in black shorts, that's a good point :D

[gomro]

I had to play it about 10 times before finally realizing that "Caown zaathon washaoul! is supposed to be "Count Zarth Arn, watch out!" And he SHOULD watch out, since his lavalamp ray does more damage to the _viewers_ than to the people he uses it on.

[Rawd1976]

Yeah.... I would have made a weapon that killed people.... just me if I was evil.... something that would have somehow made their ship and their own bodies somehow come apart violently, maybe even burn a little...

[melaura]

YEAAAAAAH!!!

[poolsuporter]

Ooooook...

[Ahrimancp]

Why haven't I heard of this movie? Oh yeah, 'cause it's crappy. It looks so bad it must be hilarious.

[BBQGrillmaster]

I have a feeling that Mike Judge was inspired by this scene to create Beavis' alter ego, Bungholio. "It must be the Count's weapon! Are you threatening me?!"

[SelfCKING]

It must be THE COUNT'S weapon!

[shazam99]

I wonder what the budget was for Starcrash...Star Wars was low, so this must have been Wallgreens low...

[keithabt]

"Star Wars" may have been relatively low budget, but I bet the entire budget for "Star Crash" was less than what they paid for CATERING on the sets of "Star Wars." :)

[Ashworth6]

Well they could afford James Bond composer John Barry to do the score for "Starcrash". The music is probably the best thing in the movie.

[erixoff]

This, ... and Caroline MUNROE ;-)

No, StarCrash is a piece of fun, it is so silly that it is pure joy to watch it and laugh.

[keithabt]

Hahaha, "My circuits! My circuits are FAILING!"

[SelfCKING]

"I am OUT OF CONTROL I am out of control."

[Adom]

So, the most powerful weapon in the entire galaxy is a lava lamp?

[Nazgul001]

star wars was cool...but Star Crash trumps Star wars since it has Caroline Munro in it.

[kdawg68]

The entire film is a treasure chest of classical "bad movie" scenes.

Easily the worst film I've ever seen...and I mean that in the most flattering of contexts.

[erixoff]

Possibly the modern Plan 9 of our times ;-)

[newagent]

Oh my head.

[disnywhite1]

more galactic than anything fuck you star wars

[mihemahe]

too bad that david hasselhoff is not in this scene.

[RustiSwordz]

your missing the point. Star Crash is rubbish but cool.

Star Wars is not rubbish and cool.

[snakes3425]

Uh, there was this six film series, you know really good, had a lot of the same stuff this film has in it, oh yeah it was called Star Wars

[underbird]

WE HAVE?!

[221b]

It's the lengthy pause (complete with blank stare) that really sells it.