Eddie Murphy - RAW (Full! 90 min) [STAND UP] {Legendado PT-BR}

[ErlendYo91]

Awesome upload man!

[chrislaw200708]

Dat do do line waz gr8 dat boy gt talent!!! Lmao!!!!!!!!

[roscoegino]

"ALRIGHT ROCKO!!!" lol

[DesToNNER]

stand up begins at 6:14

welcome!

[LadyNemesis2007]

His bill cosby is right on.

[NdotDiggity]

The fag doing the police sirens LMAO

[NdotDiggity]

Jedi Mind trick "I heard you told so jokes about me!"-Mr T "No you didn't"-Eddie "Maybe I didn't"-Mr.T

[happysimon118]

EDIIIIE, EDIIIIIEE! i WANT TO TALKK TO YOUU!!!

[yangclaw26]

@brolytwin..that was Keenen Ivory Wayans. Looks like samuel.

[tomaszyou]

@yangclaw26 was sam

[NdotDiggity]

@yangclaw26 Was definitely Sam

[DreDiesel42]

that janet jackson part had me screamin lmao

[Kongclueless]

What is the name of the song ?

[ugliguy]

@mental1903 and now your talking bout fucking me dude put that shit back in the closet I don't wanna hear bout that shit I already told u this FAG

[Leticiaducci]

There is a pretty ass! Like it =P

[bob4oto23]

Damn that outfit is motherfucking ugly !!!!!!

[Mksincever]

Man it's 2012 and I still need money to get some pussy. Eddy Murphy's rich now, he's getting a lot of pussy. I'm poor as shit and bitches see me like I'm from glass.

[Mystikal22693]

0:53 thats tatyana ali from the fresh prince

[tylerfurey1]

there is a angry black woman inside of him

[mich307]

I miss Eddie!

[MrRasta3600]

@mich307 y u miss him he aint gone no where

[TheJUICE343]

oh shyt how the hell u get the whole raw on here

[kakanutz1981]

is that tatiyana ali in the beginning as vanessa?

[THR33ZER]

cara a tradução é ruim demais velho! and i'm american

[tyrehoward]

"Party at the loft."

[UWECXWfullmatches]

Eddie Murphy is RAW, He is Delirious, and has only 48 Hours to Live in Beverly Hills as a Cop

[WalksThroughLife]

Classic

[danielmuniz01]

obrigado por porstar esse vídeo...

[brolytwin]

was the guy in sunglasses samuel l jackson?????

[PFCAhammed]

@brolytwin  yup its him

[tyrehoward]

@brolytwin Hell yes

[GoonerPhil4]

@brolytwin yeah it is

[NdotDiggity]

Still one of the best standups EVER

[tincho92]

@brolytwin I dont know how, or why, but wherever you look, Sam Jackson is there... :D

[mark4eva27]

people say white people stereo type black people as thugs but white people are stereo typed as boring strict hicks that don't have any fun

[TheFoemp]

@mark4eva27 Except for the whites laughing their asses off at Eddie Murphy, right? :-)

[amg061]

Just wondering if anybody has downloaded this from the link?? I just want to make sure it wont give you a virus!! lol

[nazeazeno]

@amg061 It was downloaded a lot of times. Don't take me bad, since it's a mp4, how could somebody get infected by a virus???!

[ThePonchoVilla]

@nazeazeno Oh, you poor ignorant soul.

[nazeazeno]

@ThePonchoVilla One can put a virus in the same folder / package but no infiltrate in a video. Otherwise ayone could make you get infected just for watching youtube (or xvideos the most of cases). Anyway, don't download if you don't want. (and I'm sorry for making things easier for you guys, I'm sorry)

[ThePonchoVilla]

@nazeazeno I lol'd. Tell a professional they can't attach a virus to an mp4 and see what happens. I appreciate you having this available for download, don't feel the need to download it, but just want some sense out there.

[nazeazeno]

@ThePonchoVilla Yes, he can bend a virus to any file, however it will not work unless the file is an executable. In videos what happens is the request to install a codec and the codec itself will be the danger factor, not the video. This is a myth, just like people fearing images infected by virus. If I'm wrong, don't take me bad, send me a mp4/avi etc infected by a virus ;)

[MsDenise85]

@ThePonchoVilla lmaoo!

[forstorage]

@amg061 you can download any youtube video into .mp4 files. google it and you'll find it.

[the1991ibrahim]

@amg061 u cant be sure man. i think u should Internet Download Manager. its ok u can download all videos everywhere ;)

[4txx]

0:19:24 i'm laughing so hard i'm crying

[Elisabetta1971]

Funny shit! Thxs for posting. Memeories

[Mdizzlefoshow]

Nicole got 15 million though lol 

[TheClaycoboi]

Eddie Seriously need to go back to stand-up comedy #Legend

[CALIBUD457]

@mental1903 how the fuck is gay marriage a part of population control? so ur saying if gays cant get married theyre just going to magically become straight?

[mental1903]

@CALIBUD457 well since your too dumb to see the bigger picture..gay marriage,no production of life..thus decrease in population..being gay is an illness and they re-enforce your illness by pushing role models in your life that are gay..look at most of the music industry..gay super stars being idolized..So go ahead,enforce their cause.and i think gay ppl should get therapy..other wise its diapers for you motherfuckers at 55 when you cant control your loose colon..

[mental1903]

@pacovl46 go fuck your self you little gay animal..only animals have the urges you have..so if im a cretin what the fuck are you?your comment already got flagged after 38 minutes so you tell me if you think ppl agree with you..so shut the fuck up go watch your gay porn and fuck your self with a broom stick since you cant find any one to fuck you

[pacovl46]

"your comment already got flagged after 38 minutes so you tell me if you think ppl agree with you"

LOL! really? did u really think that would fly? u r even dumber than i thought!!! how do u know it was flagged after 38 minutes? only one answer to that question: it was you! and to even think about flagging me yrself and then use this to prove that people disagree with me and to justify yr fucked up perspective on gays just shows me how badly fucked up in the head u really r. yr username suits u!!

[mental1903]

@pacovl46 listen idiota,you comment was already flagged.and i had to press show.and it doesn't take one person to flag some1's comment..so with that said you little troll,oh sorry i meant man fan,FUCK YOUR SELF!

[pacovl46]

@mental1903 yeah riiiight. ;-)

[mental1903]

@pacovl46 You are a funny creature, man fan ;-)

[explicitscience]

I know this is old but its crazy how horrible he is towards homosexuals in the beginning...if he said that shit today he would be crucified.

[mental1903]

@explicitscience Just because faggot governments that work under the wing of free masons want to legalize gay marriage doesn't make it normal..Another devious plan to control world population..so if you think being gay is normal,you're the one that is crazy.And besides Eddie Murphy loves chicks with dicks so i guess he is one of you.Be gay at your own free will,but don't put your ppl down by saying stupid shit..Faggot

[charizardsspirit]

@mental1903 First of all, they r homosexuals or gay not faggots. Legalizing gay marriage has nothing to do with what ''free mason'' government wants, it has to do with homosexuals having the same rights that straight people do. What makes straight marriage normal? Heterosexuality and religion is a form of control, not legalizing gay marriage. I love how close minded you are, thinking all black and white like the world is a simple checker game. Grow up dude, seriously.

[mental1903]

@charizardsspirit did you think of all this with or with out the dildo up your ass?

[ugliguy]

@mental1903 true story the most homophobic ppl on this planet r closet gays so keep ur homophobia in the closet where you keep ur Madonna CD's and Gaga outfits you queer

[mental1903]

@ugliguy you're a poof.do you know what that means?batty boy?chi-chi man?All you baby!We sure have alot of you ''girls'' about..They only place i think you would be useful is in prison..Being someone's bitch

[mental1903]

@charizardsspirit ok i'll just call you a man fan!do you feel better?

[BarakaObama2012]

@explicitscience People are too scared to use their right to free speech. You are allowed to think what he thinks of gays, and are allowed to say it at a comedy show.

[ProbTron]

A classic! It still is one his best performances.

[SongHooks1993]

God his closing was fucking brilliant! "Kids were sittin' around eatin pb&j, baloney and cheese. Guess what I ate Eddie? A god damn silly puddy sandwich!"

[MusicLuver78901]

So hilarious!!!! Love it!!!!! True comedy!!! B

[AmericanYeti]

That's Ashley!

[jdoggz151]

is he BUD from the cosby show in the beginning?

[igor4246]

cara,se vc conseguisse traduzir o do katt williams vc ia ser um mito da internet

[nazeazeno]

@igor4246 Que show é esse? Me passe um link falando dele (não precisa ser de download) que eu dou uma olhada. Só tenho que fazer outra conta do Youtube porque o site já bloqueou meus envios de mais de 15 min duas vezes rsrs

[igor4246]

@nazeazeno eu acho muito engraçado esse cara e se vc conseguir colocar no yt ia ser muito foda cara,acho q se vc achou bom o do eddie vai gostar desse tbm.

watch?v=SWXh0SyLTAw

[Rnix9692]

This is that classic shit right here

[The808Prophet]

murphy marries bush bitch hahaha

[dudesterism]

i watched the whole thing

[TheCoocoricoo]

youtuber "africanoboishow" looks a like eddie murphy. and africanoboishow is hilarious as hell too XD

[BreastsInspector]

Put-O-Man1992 (Putman1992) seems to know everything about Eddie Murphy...or does he ?! O_O

Perhaps Put-O-Man1992 should ask Eddie if he'd really disapprove of PORTUGUESE subtitles.

Odds are the answer would be a simple No.

In case you haven't noticed, Put-O-Man1992, Eddie doesn't dislike other languages. =)

[nazeazeno1985]

@BreastsInspector Oh I can use portuguese subtitles on these videos. Eddie would approve, after all, what have him done for me lately?

[putman1992]

@BreastsInspector i was kidding.

[volumegold]

What about Portuguese Subtitles?

[putman1992]

Spanish Subtitles? Eddie Murphy wouldnt approve that

[nazeazeno1985]

@putman1992 Why every 10 days somebody ask about the 'spanish' subtitles? OMG, why am I in South America, why am I?

[putman1992]

@nazeazeno1985 what? Is Eddie Murphy really popular in "Portugal" or what?

[nazeazeno]

@putman1992 lol! I don't know about Portugal, but here in Brazil people enjoy him. Actually he's famous around the whole world, not only in the US, of course.

[putman1992]

@nazeazeno oh of course. I was just curious about the subtitles, and the popularity of Eddie Murphy in other countries.

[flaurosan]

@putman1992 its portugue you dumbfuck

[putman1992]

@flaurosan calm down.... i was kidding, shit.

[OnkelKC]

lol keenan ivory wayans?! wouldn't have thought that guy was active that time ö.Ö

[Savoyjs]

Coming to America and 48 hrs were the best movies for Eddie Murphy!

[celticsuck24]

when he was pretending to be micheal jackson all i could her was resputia

[OUWATZAHLE08]

HE HAVE BABY BY MELANIE B I WONDER WHY THE MARRIAGE DID NOT LAST

[TheMrmi22]

l just love it how they translated 5'10 into 1.55.

[nazeazeno1985]

@TheMrmi22 5'10-in means 1,55 meters. In Brazil they don't use inches.

[TheMrmi22]

@nazeazeno1985 You don't get it. lt's a wrong conversion. 5'10 is nowhere near 1.55, it's closer to 1.80. lt's Eddie Murphy, does he realy look 1.55 to you? Please!

[nazeazeno]

@TheMrmi22 Yes, you'r right! Actually it's 1,78. I did not notice this before ;)

[AbbeyRoad52]

Lot's of familar faces here; Ashley from Fresh Prince, "Bud" from the Cosby show, and Samuel L. Jackson.

[edgarcamilovargas]

RESPECT motherfucker...!  hahahahahahaha

[seangallacher11]

where'd you get that big ol' welfare burger from ?

[1990MrDG]

Ashley out of Fresh Prince!! looks so young

[troydell715]

funny as hell

[Masterpiece55555]

this is perfekt to learn english and portuguese

[mrslave5544]

Haaaa this is the best

[xand3rro]

was that sam jackson in the begining there ?

[Tougie24]

Wish Eddie's dad had a sitcom

[omartron]

true, TRUE genius

[MrMonsterforlife1]

he gay

[potterwork]

And Eddie's uncle is Samuel fucking Jackson! Man, how about that

[potterwork]

That little girl at the beginning is Ashley Banks!

[instabad83]

@potterwork and she's singing sharp

[TheGoogyBear]

fucking women editors

[ryanfoley123]

The Italian bit is SO classic!

[Lollimops]

italians aren't white people

[sargonbarkho]

alot of relationships ended that night...

[JHulse29]

If you dislike Eddie Murphy's RAW then you dislike everything comedy has done in the last 20 years

[JordanBudTruchan]

@JHulse29

I love Eddie Murphy Raw and I dislike everything comedy has done in the last 20 years because this new shit is weak in comparison!

[neilroy6]

@JordanBudTruchan watch dave chapelle and chris rock

[brenoldt]

muito foda!!!!! vi o delirious semana passada e quasei chorei de rir quando ele imitou o pai dele de novo "ITS MY HOUSE!!!"

valeu pelas legendas

[beanboyo]

29:20 Beyonce's single ladies was born.

[KetOoKa889]

HAHAHA I love his foreigner smile.

[Gabrielsound1]

How can you dislike this?

[bone595]

seeing Samuel L. Jackson laugh made my day

[Masterpiece55555]

fromwhat year is this?

[rohannesburg]

This is nothing compared to Delirious...

[rohannesburg]

lol so true, woman who are married to rich men and then divorce don't even deserve 1/3, let alone half of what the man earns. just like Tiger Woods and Kobe Bryant, They deserved their mother fuckin hard earned money

[EPICPokerTV4]

HAHAHAHAHA

[vascoernesto78]

early eddie murphy, always dressed like he's from some sort of star trek type of show



[matiknik]

Super like this man. Thanks for uploading :D

[mrcbone123]

lol i like scrolling away from the vid and pretending its donkey from shrek in some fucked up senario

[Elizeho]

His clothes r just epic !

[gustaverds]

I think eddy is talented but this made me laugh nothing. and its eazy to entertain me. so?? ...

[Grazk]

swedish and finnish are two completely different languages li comparing english with frensh

[gustaverds]

@Grazk good to know. i never knew.. i love to know more about other cultures =] ive heard my friend counting in finissh sounds like a cool vampire hehehehehhe

[skitzvitz]

thank you for upping this , and thank you again and again :)

[toesRme123]

hey eddie where did you get that big welfare hamburger from....my momma made iiiiit Lmfao!

[dipitmill]

heheheh black people suree knows how to entartain



[IGive4Life]

Eddie! Why do you treat me like animal Eddie!!! I want half!! LMFAO!!!

[bendopes1]

his white person voice totally inspired dave chappelle's white person voice

[saycheese121]

and then he kicked him in the ding ding lolol

[dipitmill]

Great comedyy i loveed it thnx for uploading

[HandyMan101]

Remember when Eddie Murphy was funny and didn't make shitty movies? That was a long time ago.

[SvendKnuten]

@HandyMan101 like coming to America? thats a clissic! :D

[byrongilliam1]

Coolin' Out by Chuuwee brought me here

[aquarius4real]

thanks for the post, it's great

[dumshitonly]

Then he started doo-dooing ugh uggrgh

[champ24680]

ooo shit thank u whoever put this up

i havent laughed like this in a long time lol

[MathewBanks1993]

This was on danish television the other night.

I laughed my fucking ass off! Eddie Murphy is hilarious!

[djmochadivine]

Thank you for loading this....would you please email me....I would really like to learn how to speak Portugese....mochadivine@gmail­.com

Thank you.

[tmonster132]

what language is this subtitled in? cuz its very weird looking if its sposed to be spanish..

[dantrancaruas]

@tmonster132

Portuguese.

[nazeazeno]

@tmonster132 It's Portuguese... ;)

[nazeazeno]

@AishaMuslimah100 Both languages are derivated from Latin. Portuguese is not derivated from Spanish.

[Noxshus]

@nazeazeno Derived, wise ass.

[animecat33]

@AishaMuslimah100 i happen to be portuguese and i find that very offensive >:(

[tinbooby]

@AishaMuslimah100 you watched russel peters a bit too much my friend.

[lennonemayara]

@nazeazeno Todo Mundo Acha Que Português é Espanhol.

[ballourdfly]

@nazeazeno jajajajaj

[Jowjoneking]

@tmonster132 Spanish ??? Go fuck yourself asshole !!! are you trolling the Brasilian linguage ??? Asshole ¬¬

[TheDignifiedMamba]

@Jowjoneking Dude chill your grill, some people find it hard to tell the difference between the two. It's like mixing up Russian with Serbian or Swedish with Finnish...

[Jowjoneking]

@TheDignifiedMamba I tell the diference to you american idiot !!! The Brasilians have a super dick to fuck some fast food eaters like you, now make a favor and GO LISTEN KATY PERRY BITCH

[gustaverds]

@tmonster132 (PT BR) Portugues Brasileiro. Brazilian portuguese. it`s an africanized-italianized accent portuguese... think of it as american english and england english.Yes it`s a brother-language to spanish. if a spanish person talks to a brazilian we have to talk slowly and we`ll understand eachother perfectly.

[papamozes]

@tmonster132 spanish

[SkaCoreX]

@tmonster132 Chalk and cheese

[tazomaniac]

@TaffyRaphie Surprisingly he actually pulls that look off ...only Eddie Murphy!

@klabkebash Or... maybe they just didnt find it funny... its not for everybody. I like it though.