Lymphatic Phlegm

[ME6661]

awesome drums but if thats supposed to be vocals then that shits fucking fake forsure. and i cant really hear the other instruments

[intellectbug]

Hello there fellow metalheads.

Instead of a Metal rebellion i propose a new plan.

1. Don't bash other metal artists, we need to unite. We cant fight against pop music if we arent even together.

2. Watch more and other metal videos to get it to the top of the youtube vid list

3. Instead of bashing pop, promote metal with logical reasons, not just "METAL RULES!"

If you like this idea, thumbs it up JUST so people can see it, and also spread it around if you like this idea

[DisembowelMe]

@intellectbug Sorry, but this is completely naive. There are lots of metal artists completely deserving of any bashing they could get. Also, who gives a shit what "outsiders" think of metal?

[supermattweaver]

@intellectbug sounds like a plan

[DancingDead02]

I'm not here to say the music's shit and it's rubbish as it is your opinion, but I have to ask you... how do you hear a tune in this song?

[j2456h]

I respect the person who had to draw that logo

[leomatosuk]

i like gore/grind but this band sucks!!!!!!! Good ones are Dead Infection!!!!!!!!

[beerdeddi]

Pure hate!

[GrozaBathrust]

maybe it should be mixed like to let the guitars be heard? all i hear is the drummer. that would be awesome if ever.

[padremaronno69]

What's this shit?...it's the first time listen this song but i think it''ll be the last!

This is not music!

Thrash 'till death \m/

[evilived]

Fuck, let me gather my few brain cells I have left and press replay!!! Love this shit. \mm/

[gearsofpizza2]

to much pitching

[DorianColeman]

great song.

[judasiscariot3]

wow this shit is terrible..

[howarethesevocals]

alright ill give it this the music is good but the vocals blow how could you call those vocals? it sounds like someone taking a shit or throwing up its stupid

[saulius2]

these are vocals for the antimusic. That's why we still call them vocals : )

[howarethesevocals]

yes youve got a point but why sound like that when you can just do even brutaller pig squeals as much as youd hate me to say it... this sounds fuckin retarded... things like this make megive up on grindcore too many times as the music made me wanna kill someone cuz the music sucks... lemme rephrase that vocals suck... music is good need better vocals these blow rotten cock....

[saulius2]

hey,

> this sounds fuckin retarded... things like this

> make megive up on grindcore too many

> times

vocals are matter of taste and performer's intentions+capabilities BUT I guess you are mixing up two different styles: grindcore and goregrind. Lymphatic Phlegm isn't your classical grindcore band.  Classics could be Napalm Death or Agathocles :)

> as the music made me wanna kill someone

> cuz the music sucks...

This consequence is probably intended :)

[saulius2]

But I must notice you are quite cruel to enforce yourself to listen to the music you don't like, really.

There are lots of bands about which you would like not only instrumental side. Eg. Birdflesh.

No offence!

[EnorusLoL]

Lymphatic Phlegm is fucking great

[clayto1332]

all I hear is drums

[BLOODYCOOKIES0]

good :) haha

[Death8896]

@clayto1332 Yeah same, I mean, they're good, but the blast beats just cover everything up. The guitar is completely inaudible

[sakMFKR]

@clayto1332 so!.... drums r awsome! i play! i dont c what the problem is. fast double bass is what people want.

[krisweeerd]

wanna hear great porngrind? listen to my band. its siick

[DespisedEffigy]

Kindbudblaze and Albertocardona3585 are FAGS.

[kindbudblaze]

and you are probably black ,or hispanic ...so I offended you..dont cry wittle baby :(

[DespisedEffigy]

I'm racist.

[kindbudblaze]

but im black AND hispanic

[DespisedEffigy]

And I'm supposed to care?

[kindbudblaze]

enough to reply,,,,47 minutes later lol...im white.you see whitepridenigkiller a few comments below? that was my old profile till i deleted it ..lol

[DespisedEffigy]

That may be; but not enough to argue over comments on YouTube.

[dougsloth]

this sucks

[pardonmetal]

Send me lirycs please

[TheCadaver333]

thats some kick ass goregrind

[HardwarePower]

are these vocals inhale or exhale?

[asdneffy]

pitchshifted (sorry if wrong spelled)

[PussyWart855]

Fuck off stupid idiot!

[HardwarePower]

@PussyWart855 thanks for this total useless comment

[ianvankastel]

frog-grunts owns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[albertocardona3585]

wtf is this gay shit is the guy beating off thus the vocals

[TheNecrocannibal]

Yeah he's jacking off to mutilated corpses of ignorant fags like you.

[albertocardona3585]

ignorant lol this music sucks fucking cock, no fucking meaning in the lyrics just gay cock mongleing noises, shitty guitars, the fucking drums are probably off a drum machine, its fucking horrible

[TheNecrocannibal]

If you don't like it don't fucking watch it.

[albertocardona3585]

dont worry i wont, i will be watching Quo Vadis or Obscura, bands with real talent

[TheNecrocannibal]

Like I give a fuck.

[paganXsaviour]

its a whole different genre dip shit so how do you compare if you dont like goregrind dont fucking listen

[siegfried4245]

XD ignorant fuckers need to be mutilated for not understanding the nature of this kind of music.I think goregrind is too much for you just fuck off and listen to your soft music.

[albertocardona3585]

what is the nature of this music, feeding wanabe Br00tal scenkids shitty music they can brag about lol this is shit, id rather listen to fucking devourment or fucking the berzerker but this its just fucking rubbis, little faggots need to be mutilated for having such shitty taste in music

[kindbudblaze]

wanabe brutal scene kids? Listen to the blast beat drums ,do you think you could play that wetback tomato picker? Since we are bringing our opinions onto you tube, let me say I think you're entire family should be deported but no take advantage of the system we have in the states, enjoy your mcdonalds and internet as you sit back and talk shit behind your mother's spick ass computer. sure you're proud of your heritage too, so give us some repatriation and go back home you fucking spick.

[albertocardona3585]

enjoy my mcdonalds internet lol the drums suckmuch dick its really pathetic at how cavemen are entertained by noise lol you fat basterd, your scarred o posting your pic because you are probably a fat neckbearded loser who thinks noise is music hahaha i love taking edvantage of the system thats why im drivng my dads porsche(lol shit is so so so cash lol) using a projecter as a computer screen haha while your a fat disgusting uneducated piece of shit thats still a virgin hahahaQUO VADIS RULES

[kindbudblaze]

uneducated...stupid...spick

[kindbudblaze]

point proven

[WhitePrideNigKiller]

calling him uneducated..meanwhile you can not spell..ironic...dumb beaner. kill your father ,family,and self...less spicks on this planet the better

[TorturedShallowGrave]

Listen you racist fag internet warrior, your European ancestors didn't even bathe more than once a year because they thought that it was a sin to do otherwise. Now shut the fuck up and go back to Europe if you don't like OUR continent, asshole.

[WhitePrideNigKiller]

I bath twice a year...I shave my head everyday , I fight for OUR continent so children like you can listen to grind core like this BRAZILIAN band lymphatic phlegm...I'm racist against scum ,what can I say faggot

[krustster]

holy hell this is extreme. if the guitar was louder it would be awesome.

[TheMushroomMafia]

why is it that all death metal band logos look like someone jacked off, and ejaculated all over a black piece of paper, then arranged it to BARELY make letters?

[bloodcorer]

well yeah the whole logo is like someone ejaculated

[Muloc7253]

Because you're not supposed to read it, it's more like a signature. You recognise it from the shape and how it looks, like a symbol.

[AzBombzEngineer]

Only brutal Death Metal/ Gore grind grindcore is like that.

[Pure5Productz]

Cause it looks terrific, and all what you've said is about pornogrind?

Damn think before you comment

[siegfried4245]

Yea man,but i think that these bands logo look like if someone ejaculated because they want to make it look like if they grab a bucket of blood with guts and throw it at a wall,paper etc and just write the name using their fingers XD naw just kidding but at least that's how i thought about it

[mrbigpeepee69]

love it!

vocals make the song

[americannapalm]

LMAO!!!! so what was he sayin?...i couldnt quite make out the last part

[D3ATHMAGN3T1C]

These lyrics are inhuman.

[ltgreatsocks]

jesus ass balls. the vocals don't even sounds human. as much as I love goregrind, it's just too brutal to take seriously.

[Zeboone]

this is fucking brootall!!! kinda crossed the line between cool and just plain scary tho...

[insision]

yeah, its not too shabby...i just aint a huge fan of the vocals

[mischief544554]

for all of you kids commenting negatively about it go fuck yourself if you don't like it get the fuck off this video no need to be a dick and post your stupid ass opinions that no one else clearly gives two shits about just remember that

[Death8896]

Okay honestly, It's strange in my opinion. Way to many vocal effects used, their live performance would no way resemble this.

[JOHNNYQUESTCHOKEHOLD]

my name is pauly becker and i like big fat black man weeiners

[bongzill]

Hell Yes!!!!!!!!

[frostbittennecrosex]

Fuck all you internet fags coming here to bash and say how you don't like this band and why they suck. How about you get the fuck out of here yeah? Because your opinion doesn't matter. You sit and listen 5 times to try and understand how people can like this? Well all i hear is mainstream garbage on the radio and i try to understand how people like it. But you don't see me going on radio band videos on here just to bash. so FUCK OFF! Anyway thanks for the video! :)

Lymphatic Phlegm rule!!!!!!!!

[VailxD]

you get A+ my friend

[mechanicgodcreator]

totally agree

[nathan565]

Fuck man, you are awesome.

[xramiroxt]

makes no sense. sound quality is shit.

[dodgersviper]

lol there short ass songs tho!!!

but awsome ass ones no joke!!!

[eggbertsmith]

To even call this "music" is a stretch. Ever been to a show with this type of band? Nothing but a lot of guys, who are used to being around a lot of guys, who will probably only ever hang around a bunch of guys (usually in their parents basement).

In a time not long ago, they might have been known as "nerds",

....cept, without all that bothersome intelligence stuff.

[pkinredt]

I like goregrind but this band fucking sucks.

[SADFEETFEAR]

lol wtf is this sucky shit? i cant describe what kind of terrible is this..

[johnm131]

+50. Yeah I literally laughed when I first heard this, and I'm still unsure of whether or not my speakers are broken, because this just can't possibly be the right sound.

[eggbertsmith]

It's easier to understand then you think, sadfeetfeer. Just imagine a person lacking much intellect, who is stylistically retarded, socially inept, with a childish desire to "rebel"....but without any clear direction or thought behind it. Add a dash of 'never left home', a sprinkling of ignorance/lack of worldly experience, and a pinch of 'future welfare recipient'.....and poof....you have a perfect recipe for the average goregrind fan.

[memnactor]

Always fun too see intellect failing.

I got a hint for you though. In the search for understanding of your fellow humans you will sooner or later come to realise that your intellect is not the attribute that helps you. But as that realisation sets in your intellect will help you to understand that the jugments you pass on other people are wrong. It is not only wrong to judge other people based on your own prejudices, it is also very very stupid.

Now gtfo you cunt

[ialvarez357]

LMAO !!!!

[PostmortalDevourment]

fuck what everyone else has to say

horns up for goregrind

[risteristevski]

Hellyeah\m/

The vocals rule\m/\m/\m/

[johnm131]

This is by far the worst band that I have ever heard. They are even worse than Fall Out Boy. The sounds coming out of my speakers right now don't even come close to being classified as noise, much less music. What the hell were they thinking...?

[Acrotomophile]

great!

[zedrein18]

Oh man, if you guys enjoy this you'll love Intellectual Kidney Diver. May I also suggest, Cancerous Dragon?

[silenthillvictim]

this isn't really my style. i like more grindcore stuff like Gadget, Nawsum, Pig Destroyer, Rotten Sound, Napalm Death. stuff like that, but for those who do like this style of music, you might check out another band called Human Mincer. they kinda sound like this. the really low, gurgling goregrind vocals. cheers! :D

[word2yomutha]

That's wack grind hahaha

[silenthillvictim]

no way man, that's REAL grind, not this gore grind and sludge shit.

[PulsatingPhlegm]

Great shits. Not your typical goregrind which is the way it should be. For the poster saying they need work, they are already legends.

[kolokyal]

Agreed Upon

[kolokyal]

I just love this band! I got the cd which the tracks are from. And to think they are just two people. And they actually did start the industrial gore(correct me if i'm wrong) styled music which we all know and like.

[AeturnalNarcosis]

well to me it sounds like unskilled kids attempting to make death metal. if i've misinterpreted it, well then, my mistake...

also, this is what i do while i work.

insult me all you like, i couldn't care less... you're just the entertainment for the moment.

[AeturnalNarcosis]

point was: they suck. they sound like shit.

but to be fair, they're obviously new. presently, they have a LONG way to go - maybe with alot of practice, refinement, and development of their sound, they might be alright.

[LymphaticPhlegm]

lol, they formed in 1996. Look if you don't like it thats cool but you don't have to be a little faggot about it and come to the page and try to start talking shit, they aren't going for a death metal fucking approach, haha stop talking out of your ass. it says your 24 on your profile, do you have nothing better to do then to talk shit about a band that will probably never read what you said? hahah you're a loser of the biggest kind. Quit trying you lonely loser.

[licka]

Unsuccessfully condescending it is then.

[AeturnalNarcosis]

don't expect to hear about this band opening up for a real death metal act any time soon.

[licka]

Either you were trying to be unsuccessfully condescending, or you simply decided to leave a very pointless reply.

[licka]

Pitch shifted two fucking octaves below.

Jesus christ, I love these guys.

[IniquityAndMalice]

I laughed my ass off while listening to this song because the pitch shift was insane. Then I realized, no one is crazy enough to do that. Except for these guys.

I'm going to applaud this band and look for more of their stuff. Now I want to perform an autopsy on a living human being. o_O

5/5

[ichorous]

quality is so insanely fucking bad, but this band owns you.

[Antichristus16]

my favorite is congenitaly aquired atentive liqo

[RapedByCannibals]

Lyrics:

It`s rarely consequent to the simple urethritis,rectum affection or other infectious dideases.The prostatic urethral blenorrhagia is characterzied by evolution by acute crisis,seperated by chronic moments. The fomation of abscess which opens at the bladder or at the rectum may occur in some cases.The treatment consists in the compression of prostata,rectal tract and if necessary,incision of the abscess for internal washing

[515742617000027]

yea. ok and what the hell does all that mean?. AWESOME SONG!!!

[RapedByCannibals]

Wow yoi are such an idiot. Wrote something like "oooooh DIS IS GREAAT!" and then want a "+1" fuck you bastard.

[515742617000027]

ur talkin 2 me? i never said i wanted a +1.

[johnm131]

I listened to the whole song about 5-10 times in an attempt to understand how a person could possibly enjoy listening to this, and I could not figure it out. I never even heard any vocals whatsoever. All I could hear is some very obnoxious drumming, and the occasional hardly audible guitar. At least I can understand how a person could enjoy rap. But this is not music. It's garbage.

[kindbudblaze]

i really like their sound,grindcore +++

[RapedByCannibals]

Goregrind.

[RapedByCannibals]

The songs are NOT from the split with torsofuck, the cd title is "Bloodsplattered Pathological Disfunctions "

[rzabonk]

cyber fuckin grind !!!! i love it !!!

[LymphaticPhlegm]

nah, this aint cyber grind haha

[licka]

This CD actually does have a Cybergrind-ish tone to it.

[emoisgay789]

I wouldent say cybergrindish feel, this cd has more of a gorenoise fell to it

[RapedByCannibals]

YEAH

[ogwary]

fucking brutal!

[4Death2KlaaT0]

brutal blast beats!!!

[RapedByCannibals]

It's drum machine ^^ But yeah, thats excellent!!

[4Death2KlaaT0]

drum machine or human being... its still a blast beat :P

[RapedByCannibals]

a GENIOUS blastbeat! :D

[4Death2KlaaT0]

yeah lolll XD

[kenvorland]

awesome

[sixpounder944]

yeah

[LymphaticPhlegm]

|BTW everyone, the songs are called :

Intro: The Pathology Begins...

and Prostatic Affection Consequent To Blenorrhagical Urethritis

[WormInfestedAnal]

THX FOR THE SPLI WITH TORSOFUCK!!!!

Both bands = AWESOME

\m/

[grindfuckernms]

great band

[Wolfsherz1488]

This is not music, this is fucking excellent!

[cosmosboy]

this is music?

[johnm131]

Nope. It's the stuff you rush to the dump because you don't want it in sitting around in your garage all week until the trash collectors come pick it up.

[LymphaticPhlegm]

Are you talking to yourself? fucking weirdo

[OlogiskaPyromanen94]

What kind of people do you think this music attracts not the normal ones you need to have atleast some kind of mental issue to fully enjoy this music.

[johnm131]

Yeah, I don't get it either.

[Goregrind1983]

right on grind core

[kindbudblaze]

yeah theres no lymphatic phlegm on you tube until now...thanks alot bro ,best band...ever

revolutionary

[LymphaticPhlegm]

\m/