What bothers me is when someone can clearly see what you're doing. Say, washing dishes. And they ask "what are you doing"...then they get mad at you for saying something like " Brushing my hair".
what really bothers me is when people ask you the same questions about 50 times and you have already answered then like 45 time that drives me insane and i also hate it when people chew loud
when people blame youtube and video games for evey thing i mean come on its a fucking free system you get what you type in its not like you serch what is the capital of france and google comes up with forget about that watch some porn insted
WHEN UR WALKING AROUND IN THE MALL AND THERE ARE RANDOM PPL IN FRONT OF U WALKING INSANELY SLOW AND U CANT PASS THEM. when bitches are all like "my drawing is so bad" and it is and if u tell them in a nice way tht it is kinda bad then they will go all crazy bitch on u. THEY SAID IT WAS BAD. WHY THE HELL ARE THEY GETTING MAD AT ME?! I WAS JUST AGREEING. GAWD.
First of all: talking during the film! Come on! It is absolutly rude, there are other people around you, haven't you noticed?!But it gets even better: people that love to say something completly idiot, do you want an example? okay...
"OMG Did you see that?!" It's a movie for heaven's sake! Yes its mainly about seeing things...
I serioulsy hate it when like your walking somewhere, and the person in front of you just stops and they talk to someone and forget that the person behind them is there :P
at the end of your vids,i forgot you had the applause.i was inhaling deeply and it sounded like them,then when i stopped and i still heard it,it freaked me out.i felt stupid
When people leave voicemails that just say, "Call me" for some reason that bugs me. People who interrupt. People who can't drive for shit and then flip YOU off!
If people would learn more about humanities they would see that back in ancient Egyptian times men used to charcoal for their makeup. Men who wear eyeliner and girls jeans are comfortable with themselves as should anybody be. If it is something that bothers you then it bothers me because their are other things to worry about like war, famine and a bad economy than freakin guys who wear make-up. You have the right to whine about it but even the most masculine men are gay. Go get educated on it!
I hate it when my imaginary friends don't talk to me either :P
But seriously I hate it when you go to a bar and you start talking with guys and then he gets flirting and you look at his figer and he has a wedding ring like WTF D<
I also don't like it when men pee on the toliet..or never out the seat back down.
I ahte being nagged to do something it really irratates me D<
I hate ditzy people in general...you know the ones that are all " Lyke OMG, and lyke, lyke "..LIKE STFU XD
Once I was at an amusement park and two like, eleven year olds were like making out and everyone in the line was staring at them and telling them to stop AND THEY WOULDN'T STOP!
Shouldn't that be concidered like, child pornography? :P
hahaahhaahahah....... YOU SAID SO MANY THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL BOTHER TOO hehehhe..... I REALLY HATE PEOPLE WITH THEY BIG HEADS IN FRONT OF ME AT THE CINEMA...lol
Chubby girls who wear flipflops and shuffle across the floor. Slow drivers in the fast lane. People who think they're important while they talk loudly on their cellphones. People who bring all 8 of their kids to the supermarket...get a babysitter you breeders!!!!!!
Jeez, guy, not everyone can afford a babysitter...and not every babysitter wants to watch over 8 kids. If I had 8 kids, I would drag them too but not by choice. No mother wants to buckle all 8 into her car, drag them places, and then deal with their rants. Next time, you should just feel sorry for these chicks is what I'm saying. Have a little respect.
hate to say it though if you have 8 kids it your own fault if you cant control them in a supermarket i think he was commenting on them misbehaving rather than just being there
What about when you are having a conversation with someone and they get a text message and they say hold on, I have to read this. People that talk to someone else while talking to you on the phone. Cant forget about the bad drivers!!
Want to know what else bothers me? I'll tell you. Teenagers who play the NASCAR racing game in arcades when they're in groups. Then the girls and some of the guys start yelling so loudly that it disturbs me. I just want to go tell them, "It's just a game, stupid!" One of them wins 1st place and they start yelling like crazy and excessively celebrate as though they won a real cash prize! Oh, it gets so annoying!
Man! I'll tell you one thing that REALLY bothers me! When you think you're going to hit the jackpot but the third symbol for the win doesn't come. Don't gamble! It'll rip you off! Play video games at the arcade or at home instead. I feel better doing that and so will you. Elderly drivers bother me so much! On a freeway, it's 65 and they're going 50. That causes me to brake when that happens. Slow drivers annoy the heck out of me! I can also relate to all you said. I loved your video!
I agree with you on so many levels. The shirt issue, Exactly. The theater issue! *thumbs up*, The annoying slutty engaged women, totally. Whehn someone calls you and you dont pick up, and call you again. WHEN SOMEONE CHEWS LOUD! AHHH! that burns me up. When men don't put the toilet seat back down nor flush.. MEN PLEASE!. When people leave water running. You're killing the freaking earth.
You sure have a funny way to express your ideas. Though, you should remember that each and every human being has a different taste. I find some men that wear eyeliner fucking hot. I find some men that don't wear eyeliner disgusting. It's all relative, and very subjective.
okay I've been watching your stuff for the past hour and it's midnight now, my mom's asleep and I'm having the hardest time trying not to laugh. But dude, I have to hand it to you. You're a genius and I love you already!
ok..things that bother you! what are things that make you laugh? list at least 5 random things that could make you laugh, inside jokes, animals, sounds? what?!
Another thing that bothers me is rap music. I have always hated it. It's nothing but a bunch crap. Another thing that would bother me in high school were the school dances I went to. They never played anything nice. All they would ever play was rap. Rap music is something that needs to die together with all those dating websites. It seemed like they would play only a few oldies and then go back to rap.
I emailed about six women on Cupiddotcom. Sure enough, the same thing happened to me. None of the six women responded back. They were very pretty. So I thought, what's a guy got to do to find a very pretty girl these days? What bothers me about these websites is why these women are on here and not responding back and saying a nice hello. Seems like many women these days want to be swooned and I can't do it.
After canceling my membership on Matchdotcom, I moved on to Cupiddotcom. I created my profile and paid money to attend a speed dating event in my area. I have never attended one and it was fun but what bothered me is that you're only limited to six minutes to talk to each woman. Although I got one month of gold membership on Cupiddotcom to send unlimited messages, that's what I did.
What annoys me are these dating websites like Matchdotcom, Cupiddotcom and eHarmonydotcom. I have been trying to find a girlfriend since I haven't had another one since I graduated from high school in 2002. I signed up for Matchdotcom and paid about $100 for the six month membership. I waited for five months and emailed over 25 different women and none of them responded back. They could've at least said no thank you.
I'm no loser, but, I just don't know where to look for someone special. I'm still looking for Ms. Right. All I have to do is just wait. Thanks for your concern.
The gum is the most annoying thing to me. I hated it when my mom would chew gum and pop it. I remember at work, there was this woman that was always chewing gum and always making some kind of popping sound that I almost wanted to just go over and yell at her. I almost filed a complaint with my supervisor though.
OMG.. THE GUM THING! I agree with you 100%... It's even worse when people are close talkers AND loud chewers. I work in at a retail store.. IT SUCKS when someone gets all up in your face and is chewing on a piece of gum like they've NEVER, EVER had a piece of gum before... Not only do i get to see every pore on their face up close, but i have to hear the squishy sucking sound of them CHEWING!
You're right about the pen thing, I even heard that the bottom of your sneakers will help.. you should see my pair of kickers, but hey.. It works. Lol.
I have to agree with you on the Bachelorette party thing. Give me a BREAK! Have some class and don't show your a@@. No one needs to see that. On the people who chew really loudly? In some cultures, Ricky, that is considered perfectly acceptable. In fact, it may be considered rude NOT to make loud smacking noises while eating, as if you were not enjoying your food. :D
Stupid ass fucken bitches who flirt with other woman's men,when they KNOW that they are engaged and they know that they have no chance in hell with that guy.
I really agree with you on the chewing loud-thing and the phone-thing. One of my friends always calls me while i'm playing some online game, and i can't answer yet, then he calls like 7 times after that to just tell me he went up a rank in Battlefield 2142 ._.
1.I go to wal-mart to buy a game that is in stock I go to the game isle first then make sure it's there come back later to get it that day and I notice a kid walking off with the M for mature game i was gonna get.
2.Geting a double whopper from BK with mayo on it I got sick from mayo one time so I dont like it.
I don't like it if someone goes to a movie theather with a cold stay home if your coughing and sneezing I want to watch a movie hearing the actors not a coughing person in the audience...lolz
People that speed up when you're trying to pass them...and people that don't seem to know the turn signal is standard on all cars!!! Either one is liable to be run off the freakin road by my ugly blue truck!! WATCH OUT!!!
Even worse is when you finally get around that idiot, and THEN he decides to locate the gas pedal only to sit his annoying ass next to you and go the same speed... in your blind spot.
My blood is boiling!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Please fostersusa... take care of those guys for me too... my car is new. :-)
LMAO....or then they pass you again only to slow down and you get to start all over again!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRR....I'm getting mad, and I'm not even driving...
Socks with sandals! I mean the Jerusalem cruisers with socks are the worst ever! I just wanna ask someone, honestly, what where you THINKING???? AHHHHH!!!
hmmm..... well I have to say a lot of things bother me, but the thing that bothers me the most is all those religious freaks that are SO closed minded about other religions. My goodness people, we all have our different beliefs, just accept it please!
uhh.. lets see.. struff tht bothers me.. when u kno those girls who r acting like they bitches and stuff... well u kno!! they r normally ugly! and im thinking.. wat do u epect me to like u for if ur ugly and mean u kno? .. and 2nd.. when ppl act like they can tell u wat to do..
The missing sock bothers me and I finally know where they all go. You never lose socks. The socks have kids in the dryer. Your not losing socks your just gaining them one at a time.
Umm... well, the girls with the shirts thing, for one, and two, girls who refuse to talk to me because they're afraid I might hit on them. Just because I'm gay does not mean that I like every damn girl that comes along. I have tastes in women just like they have tastes in men.
-The sound my dad makes when he chews. It's not a normal chewing noise. It's like a muffled smacking. It's the worst when we have something soft-ish that still requires chewing, like cooked cauliflower.
-People that exaggerate everything. No, you didn't break your finger, it's barely jammed.
-The fact that my parents won't let me hang out with my friends because they say I'm going to get a "reputation."
I hate when you go to the dentist and you have your mouth open, your drooling like a dog in 150 degree whether, and you're wearing that stupid mint green bib they put on you with smears of plaque that they whip on you. Then suddenly your dentist starts talking to you. I hate that because your like struggling not to swallow so you just kind of choke out words. Another thing that bugs me is (NO OFFENSE) big women in tiny microscopic clothes that think they're the best thing since sliced bread.
oh my god are we soul mates? because everything that annoys you annoys me! especially the pen thing and the amustment part bit. no joke....this is freaking me out. :]
I hate theimaginary friend thing. Seriously imnot crazy. But Freddy has been ignoring me lately i don't kno whats wrong he won'ttell me. =[ i hate it when people ask whats wrong when you're feeling down it gets annoying. i also hate it when people labell you because of stereotypes or like when iget called a childish retart when im just being who i am. i mean yes i like Elmo nd cartoons and all that.
I don't like it when girls who when they see each other do that girly scream thing like OMG I haven't seen you in ages but in reality they all were out together the night b4 it seems so fake to me. Plus the actual scream thing goes right through me. Hugs fine scream no go.
So, You get aggrivated when women have a fun party before they get married.... Hmm, Thats funny, because, What do Men do before they get married? Their buddies think it'll be a good time to get them a stripper. It's bad enough that strippers have no respect for themselves and Make money by doing so but to have on the night before your wedding
, when your marrying someone you'll probably be witht he rest of your life... That doesn't fly, But I didn't hear anything about that in your vlog, Hmm, Funny
Sounds like a double standard. Its been perfectly acceptable for men to behave this way. Bachelor parties have been around a lot longer than bachelorette parties!! The groom can have a party with strippers, get completely intoxicated and sometimes cheat on the bride in order to have one last night of freedom!! Have you never been to a bachelor party?
hahaha- aww. Do you write this stuff down before you say it? Are you a stand up comedian- this shits gold. But just on one point- dont guys go out and get strippers and things for bucks night??
wow guys with eyeliner how is that hott??? and you wonder why everyone freaked when he walked on stage at the awards and Duh we all want attention some are just more desperate than others LOL but maybe you've got something or not/
I hate that I am the only one that does house chores. I also hate when people chew food or gum loudly. I hate when my mom or boyfriend tell me when to go to sleep. (I'm 22 years old.) At midnight, I'm already tired and I know I should go to sleep. But it's even worse cuz I'm grumpy and insist upon going to sleep when I want to. It's funny how adamant I am about it. They are infringing upon my independence...LOL
It's emo to wear black eyeliner. Penis and vagina birthday cakes. When luggae is on the conveyor belt and the other people pick up their luggage and they knock mine and everyone elses off the conveyor belt. Girls who burp without being polite. Girls who are skinny with thinning hair and have ugly teeth and they don't wanna hear about it. Users on You Tube who block me from commenting on their videos and two can play that game.
1)When I am going to make it somewhere on time, but then I have to take a dump, which ends up making me late. 2)People who talk really loud on their cell phones in public. 3)Fat girls who wear tight clothes that show all their rolls of fat. 4)People who when they talk, every other word is "like." 5)Those idiots at sports events who wave at the TV camera.
6)Going to a movie with somone who has already seen it; and they say stuff like "oh, here comes a good part" or "she is going to die",etc.
My all time worst pet peeve is people who eat loud and with their mouths open. I saw this girl at the bar the other night eating tacos with sour cream and it was just all over her face and she was on the phone....guess thats why she was eating alone........
8 girls getting ready in one bathroom to go out like its supposed to be "fun"...wine glasses and drinks all over the bathroom counter...i'm sorry but there is nothing "fun" about being crowded when i'm trying to get ready and drinks belong in the kitchen. PHEW i feel so much better thanks chris. <3
-When you're watching a video on youtube where someone's playing the piano and they say clearly on their description, " I DO NOT HAVE SHEETS FOR THIS SONG" & all these people are like, "Have you got the songsheets I so need them thanks." Blind idiots. Girls who are in love with themselves and bitch for the sake of being evil. << Total plastic. EG: Paris Hilton, Linsey Lohan, Hillary Duff Wannabe's.
- People like this need shooting and: Typing on IM like "Aii CnT W8 LuV YaH LoAdS"
hahahahah, you brightened up my day with your faces :D
soenami 5 months ago
your face bothers me :D
lupAita96 7 months ago
Things that bother you never bother me, i feel happy as pie.
Living in the fun life loving in the moonlight having a wonderful time.
samonthelamb 7 months ago
When your almost asleep and your best friend texts and says "you still up"
fireplusjazz 8 months ago 2
What bothers me is when someone can clearly see what you're doing. Say, washing dishes. And they ask "what are you doing"...then they get mad at you for saying something like " Brushing my hair".
TokyoTwix2 10 months ago
YES! THE PEN CONSPIRACY! SOMEONE IS WITH ME! Wahahaha.
omgletmeinokay 1 year ago
What bothers me is when the same people ask you the SAME question everyday i cant stand it!!
CAnndyLUV 1 year ago
lmao its so true, the guys that wear skinny jeans think their sexy, its not!!
NVLlatina 1 year ago
@NVLlatina that's a matter of preference. lots of people find that sexy.
xMyChemicalNirvana 1 year ago
When a bunch of people all stop to talk in the middle of the school hallways during passing period when everyone is trying to get around them!
XxInativxX 1 year ago
your amazing xD
misshellokittyA 1 year ago
Chris: Do you have thoes days when our getting really agrivaited about the smallest thing ?
Me and all the girls around the world: Yeah, its called PMS.
TheHKHero 1 year ago 3
The stupid whore who stole the man I love from me!
TheShowOfDooom 1 year ago 2
U pretty much said it all I especially hate the pen thing
CSIKate 1 year ago
you enjoyed woo'ing. dont even try to deny it chris! :')
OfficialCarmenGort 1 year ago
most of the things you said really bother me!! i kno how u feel!! love the video!
iluvdallasbrass 1 year ago
what really bothers me is when people ask you the same questions about 50 times and you have already answered then like 45 time that drives me insane and i also hate it when people chew loud
snickerstorm 1 year ago
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snickerstorm 1 year ago
you know what bothers me...when skinny people call themselves fat?? If they are fat what are the fat people like me.......gargantuan??
defenderfortheEld 1 year ago
hey the guy with eyeline are sometimes hot like adam lambert
mia5214 1 year ago
When suprick06/supdaily06 never updates his vids!!!!!
TanyaUchiha2 1 year ago
when girls who are really smart act stupid to get attention
XxMadster 1 year ago
you look like johnny knoxville lmao
bulletbabe3114 2 years ago 5
@bulletbabe3114
johnny knoxville is way sexier haha not even closee :DDD
lupAita96 7 months ago
when people blame youtube and video games for evey thing i mean come on its a fucking free system you get what you type in its not like you serch what is the capital of france and google comes up with forget about that watch some porn insted
alipallyzx 2 years ago
when people fart and everybody knows it was them but they still blame it on somebody else
BeansAndRice28 2 years ago
slow asses!!
MrDuhdudeman 2 years ago
WHEN UR WALKING AROUND IN THE MALL AND THERE ARE RANDOM PPL IN FRONT OF U WALKING INSANELY SLOW AND U CANT PASS THEM. when bitches are all like "my drawing is so bad" and it is and if u tell them in a nice way tht it is kinda bad then they will go all crazy bitch on u. THEY SAID IT WAS BAD. WHY THE HELL ARE THEY GETTING MAD AT ME?! I WAS JUST AGREEING. GAWD.
... tht did make me feeel better :)
candylover12021 2 years ago
Soo since you mentioned movie theatre...
First of all: talking during the film! Come on! It is absolutly rude, there are other people around you, haven't you noticed?!But it gets even better: people that love to say something completly idiot, do you want an example? okay...
"OMG Did you see that?!" It's a movie for heaven's sake! Yes its mainly about seeing things...
Oh... you were right I do fell better ;-)
Yezaria13 2 years ago
Things that bother you, never bother me. I feel sunny and bright.
blkraden 2 years ago
I serioulsy hate it when like your walking somewhere, and the person in front of you just stops and they talk to someone and forget that the person behind them is there :P
really pisses me off O.O
xomusicianprincessxo 2 years ago
at the end of your vids,i forgot you had the applause.i was inhaling deeply and it sounded like them,then when i stopped and i still heard it,it freaked me out.i felt stupid
Rashanga 2 years ago
-_-
sooooo true to everything u said, i also hate it when people say i dont mind when u ask them what they wanna do!
tayxx13 2 years ago
jews
mcgingert 2 years ago 2
When people leave voicemails that just say, "Call me" for some reason that bugs me. People who interrupt. People who can't drive for shit and then flip YOU off!
pepperannehanson 2 years ago
If people would learn more about humanities they would see that back in ancient Egyptian times men used to charcoal for their makeup. Men who wear eyeliner and girls jeans are comfortable with themselves as should anybody be. If it is something that bothers you then it bothers me because their are other things to worry about like war, famine and a bad economy than freakin guys who wear make-up. You have the right to whine about it but even the most masculine men are gay. Go get educated on it!
slunacourtier 2 years ago
that pen thing bothers me all the time!
Shadein 2 years ago 10
the calling thing, and the chewing thing! oh and when people keep sucking at pop or juice that isnt there and it makes that annoying sucking sound!
sportyreadergurl 2 years ago
I hate it when my imaginary friends don't talk to me either :P
But seriously I hate it when you go to a bar and you start talking with guys and then he gets flirting and you look at his figer and he has a wedding ring like WTF D<
I also don't like it when men pee on the toliet..or never out the seat back down.
I ahte being nagged to do something it really irratates me D<
I hate ditzy people in general...you know the ones that are all " Lyke OMG, and lyke, lyke "..LIKE STFU XD
veggiegirl 2 years ago
i hate little kids who play on hardcore fps games -_-
TotalyWeird 2 years ago
U Dam right all this is true
jefzig 2 years ago
GOTTA HATE THE CHEWING THING!!!!!!!!!
My sista duz it all da time and once i recorded it and played it ova and ova agen
Urdeadx2 2 years ago
you have to make antother vid like this
cococupcake1234 2 years ago
woah you look like that Barry Watson guy O___O
PrinceCaspian58 2 years ago
DUDE!
Once I was at an amusement park and two like, eleven year olds were like making out and everyone in the line was staring at them and telling them to stop AND THEY WOULDN'T STOP!
Shouldn't that be concidered like, child pornography? :P
Ohmigawd14 2 years ago 2
brilliant points!
Siddif88 2 years ago
Lol
AkeemHaleem 2 years ago
hahaahhaahahah....... YOU SAID SO MANY THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL BOTHER TOO hehehhe..... I REALLY HATE PEOPLE WITH THEY BIG HEADS IN FRONT OF ME AT THE CINEMA...lol
Spiceupboy 2 years ago
I like How i met your mother too...
LS722524 2 years ago
i hate when im hanging with a guy friend i just wanna do fun stuff but he feels the need to get emotional and talk about his "feelings".
jns0202 2 years ago
Chubby girls who wear flipflops and shuffle across the floor. Slow drivers in the fast lane. People who think they're important while they talk loudly on their cellphones. People who bring all 8 of their kids to the supermarket...get a babysitter you breeders!!!!!!
Rickyrickybobicky 2 years ago
Jeez, guy, not everyone can afford a babysitter...and not every babysitter wants to watch over 8 kids. If I had 8 kids, I would drag them too but not by choice. No mother wants to buckle all 8 into her car, drag them places, and then deal with their rants. Next time, you should just feel sorry for these chicks is what I'm saying. Have a little respect.
pintobeans77 2 years ago
hate to say it though if you have 8 kids it your own fault if you cant control them in a supermarket i think he was commenting on them misbehaving rather than just being there
Siddif88 2 years ago
if you have 8 children and cant control them how is that the mothers fault exactly?
ihearttheplanet 2 years ago
i HATE when ppl chew loudly eurgh! or when old people get on the bus and hold the bus up for ages just to sit down when you're in a hurry.
RizzlahOo 2 years ago
my little brother.
iambetterthanyou007 2 years ago
when somebody loudly whistles while im trying to sleep! thats what bothers me
kirbywordy 2 years ago
lmao! you are my hero! :D
sophiealder 2 years ago
faulty pens are the undiscovered leading cause of suicide. great vid, and nice hair.
sarahewright9 3 years ago
ummm when you mentioned the pen thing i almost kissed my screen because i thought that only happened to me. wow thanks for that lol
MadeinPurpleland 3 years ago
What about when you are having a conversation with someone and they get a text message and they say hold on, I have to read this. People that talk to someone else while talking to you on the phone. Cant forget about the bad drivers!!
danielclack22 3 years ago
YOU bother ME , haha no but serius NICE VID very funny xD
alexfotbol 3 years ago
LMAO! Dude you are a trip!
Thanks for the laugh, I have forgotten about what annoys me in the process of watching this vid.
BeautySurroundsUs 3 years ago
Ops Chris, I chew really loud in the subway, because I love to see people getting annoyed , and they can't tell me to shut up.
If they do i'll be all like; whaaaat the hell is you problemo?
And they do not want to see me mad ; ) JK ;=)
justmyself92 3 years ago
Guys with eyeliner and tight jeans are sexy.
DropDeadCouture 3 years ago
Want to know what else bothers me? I'll tell you. Teenagers who play the NASCAR racing game in arcades when they're in groups. Then the girls and some of the guys start yelling so loudly that it disturbs me. I just want to go tell them, "It's just a game, stupid!" One of them wins 1st place and they start yelling like crazy and excessively celebrate as though they won a real cash prize! Oh, it gets so annoying!
rockabilly1983 3 years ago
Man! I'll tell you one thing that REALLY bothers me! When you think you're going to hit the jackpot but the third symbol for the win doesn't come. Don't gamble! It'll rip you off! Play video games at the arcade or at home instead. I feel better doing that and so will you. Elderly drivers bother me so much! On a freeway, it's 65 and they're going 50. That causes me to brake when that happens. Slow drivers annoy the heck out of me! I can also relate to all you said. I loved your video!
rockabilly1983 3 years ago
whooo o no we gotta get her outta here lmao!
xxbloodyros15xx 3 years ago
I agree with you on so many levels. The shirt issue, Exactly. The theater issue! *thumbs up*, The annoying slutty engaged women, totally. Whehn someone calls you and you dont pick up, and call you again. WHEN SOMEONE CHEWS LOUD! AHHH! that burns me up. When men don't put the toilet seat back down nor flush.. MEN PLEASE!. When people leave water running. You're killing the freaking earth.
QueenNothing22 3 years ago
You sure have a funny way to express your ideas. Though, you should remember that each and every human being has a different taste. I find some men that wear eyeliner fucking hot. I find some men that don't wear eyeliner disgusting. It's all relative, and very subjective.
QueenNothing22 3 years ago
okay I've been watching your stuff for the past hour and it's midnight now, my mom's asleep and I'm having the hardest time trying not to laugh. But dude, I have to hand it to you. You're a genius and I love you already!
Danie927 3 years ago
Omg your such a legend xD
FanvidProductions 3 years ago
the little peaise on chalk board that are left over and they just keep catching your eye
cooluyou1 3 years ago
hahahaha
too true
xXxItsxXxEmziexXx 3 years ago
hahaha, I know how you feel
theblacksamurai89 4 years ago
ok..things that bother you! what are things that make you laugh? list at least 5 random things that could make you laugh, inside jokes, animals, sounds? what?!
niknakpattywack08 4 years ago
There called metro sexuals
orphangordie 4 years ago
:o
STOP INSULTING EMOS!
Callumpy 4 years ago
...wait...guys are wearing eye liner, and womens jeans? WTF is going on in LA?!?
rontayan 4 years ago
bahaha guys are the new girls, man yur funny!
mazingmikey 4 years ago
Another thing that bothers me is rap music. I have always hated it. It's nothing but a bunch crap. Another thing that would bother me in high school were the school dances I went to. They never played anything nice. All they would ever play was rap. Rap music is something that needs to die together with all those dating websites. It seemed like they would play only a few oldies and then go back to rap.
rockabilly1983 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Cant spell Crap without Rap. ;]
RyuuHatake 4 years ago
I emailed about six women on Cupiddotcom. Sure enough, the same thing happened to me. None of the six women responded back. They were very pretty. So I thought, what's a guy got to do to find a very pretty girl these days? What bothers me about these websites is why these women are on here and not responding back and saying a nice hello. Seems like many women these days want to be swooned and I can't do it.
rockabilly1983 4 years ago
After canceling my membership on Matchdotcom, I moved on to Cupiddotcom. I created my profile and paid money to attend a speed dating event in my area. I have never attended one and it was fun but what bothered me is that you're only limited to six minutes to talk to each woman. Although I got one month of gold membership on Cupiddotcom to send unlimited messages, that's what I did.
rockabilly1983 4 years ago
What annoys me are these dating websites like Matchdotcom, Cupiddotcom and eHarmonydotcom. I have been trying to find a girlfriend since I haven't had another one since I graduated from high school in 2002. I signed up for Matchdotcom and paid about $100 for the six month membership. I waited for five months and emailed over 25 different women and none of them responded back. They could've at least said no thank you.
rockabilly1983 4 years ago
uhm try not being a total loser and look for a chick in real life. just giving you a heads up.
mazingmikey 4 years ago
I'm no loser, but, I just don't know where to look for someone special. I'm still looking for Ms. Right. All I have to do is just wait. Thanks for your concern.
rockabilly1983 4 years ago
oh, well i wasn't trying to sound like a dick if it came out like that. but uhm, dating websites aren't always the best.
mazingmikey 4 years ago
The gum is the most annoying thing to me. I hated it when my mom would chew gum and pop it. I remember at work, there was this woman that was always chewing gum and always making some kind of popping sound that I almost wanted to just go over and yell at her. I almost filed a complaint with my supervisor though.
rockabilly1983 4 years ago
OMG.. THE GUM THING! I agree with you 100%... It's even worse when people are close talkers AND loud chewers. I work in at a retail store.. IT SUCKS when someone gets all up in your face and is chewing on a piece of gum like they've NEVER, EVER had a piece of gum before... Not only do i get to see every pore on their face up close, but i have to hear the squishy sucking sound of them CHEWING!
rogersvision 4 years ago
People who talk to fucking loud at concerts or movies and get mad when you ask them to be a little less noisy. They ruin it for EVERYONE.
Vegito8089 4 years ago
when that happens to me i fucking punch them in the face if they dont shut up. it has worked flawlessly.
mazingmikey 4 years ago
...so true...
what bothers me...always finding a queue outside a ladies toilet and then looking towards the mens and theres NEVER a queue THERE!
liveoutrightNZ 4 years ago
Oh...Sooooooooooooo True!!
I agree with all you mentioned.
russtex 4 years ago
he's right about everything lol
ihatemath2696 4 years ago 2
why do men act like huge man whores at bachelor parties?
cuddi 4 years ago
I hate the chewing thing! omg!
CaityDavid 4 years ago
So one of my friends e-mails me this and I find myself saying, Hey!!! I grew up with that kid!!!
Looking good!!!
kisses ~ Little Red
tygerseye81 4 years ago
you are just too funny!!!..not to mention a cutie too!!!!...:)
jldanesi 4 years ago
You're right about the pen thing, I even heard that the bottom of your sneakers will help.. you should see my pair of kickers, but hey.. It works. Lol.
luisrael2luisrael 4 years ago
I have to agree with you on the Bachelorette party thing. Give me a BREAK! Have some class and don't show your a@@. No one needs to see that. On the people who chew really loudly? In some cultures, Ricky, that is considered perfectly acceptable. In fact, it may be considered rude NOT to make loud smacking noises while eating, as if you were not enjoying your food. :D
mypoeticmuse 4 years ago
You remind me of Dane Cook, only you're actually funny.
loqutor 4 years ago
You know what I hate?
Stupid ass fucken bitches who flirt with other woman's men,when they KNOW that they are engaged and they know that they have no chance in hell with that guy.
That pisses me off
xx6pandaxbear9xx 4 years ago
Haha. The one with the girls saying, "My eyes are up here."...that's so true. And the "woo!" one is funny, too. Good job. This is funny.
realmasterchief 4 years ago
ok, I'm suscribing. My imagery friend quit talking to me.
Free Hugs From Tx
RundoeTX
rundoetx 4 years ago
I TOTALLY agree with you on the pen thing.
When you got to that, I nodded at the screen and said "Uh huhhh."
Haha.
vegetarianchick625 4 years ago
LMFAO! I luv it.
exoticfroggy 4 years ago
I really agree with you on the chewing loud-thing and the phone-thing. One of my friends always calls me while i'm playing some online game, and i can't answer yet, then he calls like 7 times after that to just tell me he went up a rank in Battlefield 2142 ._.
Bigbo0 4 years ago
i agree with you on that one
ELxSQUISHY 4 years ago
I have a few thing's that make me mad.
1.I go to wal-mart to buy a game that is in stock I go to the game isle first then make sure it's there come back later to get it that day and I notice a kid walking off with the M for mature game i was gonna get.
2.Geting a double whopper from BK with mayo on it I got sick from mayo one time so I dont like it.
3.peeing alot after 2 cans of soda
WhiteBeanBag2007 4 years ago
I don't like it if someone goes to a movie theather with a cold stay home if your coughing and sneezing I want to watch a movie hearing the actors not a coughing person in the audience...lolz
LindaSue00 4 years ago 2
WOO ! Love this vid(:
scholarface 4 years ago
People that speed up when you're trying to pass them...and people that don't seem to know the turn signal is standard on all cars!!! Either one is liable to be run off the freakin road by my ugly blue truck!! WATCH OUT!!!
fostersusa 4 years ago 2
Even worse is when you finally get around that idiot, and THEN he decides to locate the gas pedal only to sit his annoying ass next to you and go the same speed... in your blind spot.
My blood is boiling!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Please fostersusa... take care of those guys for me too... my car is new. :-)
Tavlo 4 years ago
LMAO....or then they pass you again only to slow down and you get to start all over again!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRR....I'm getting mad, and I'm not even driving...
fostersusa 4 years ago
lmfao
kiatmac1 4 years ago
Socks with sandals! I mean the Jerusalem cruisers with socks are the worst ever! I just wanna ask someone, honestly, what where you THINKING???? AHHHHH!!!
starangel5205 4 years ago
u sound like an old man lol
bobobo555555555555 4 years ago
hmmm..... well I have to say a lot of things bother me, but the thing that bothers me the most is all those religious freaks that are SO closed minded about other religions. My goodness people, we all have our different beliefs, just accept it please!
kmswenson 4 years ago
uhh.. lets see.. struff tht bothers me.. when u kno those girls who r acting like they bitches and stuff... well u kno!! they r normally ugly! and im thinking.. wat do u epect me to like u for if ur ugly and mean u kno? .. and 2nd.. when ppl act like they can tell u wat to do..
kmiseter49 4 years ago
The missing sock bothers me and I finally know where they all go. You never lose socks. The socks have kids in the dryer. Your not losing socks your just gaining them one at a time.
hepheastis 4 years ago
Fabulous! Most everyone feels the same way... Love your vids
IngaMarie 4 years ago
Things that bother me?
Umm... well, the girls with the shirts thing, for one, and two, girls who refuse to talk to me because they're afraid I might hit on them. Just because I'm gay does not mean that I like every damn girl that comes along. I have tastes in women just like they have tastes in men.
perkygothiam 4 years ago
Things that bother me::
-The sound my dad makes when he chews. It's not a normal chewing noise. It's like a muffled smacking. It's the worst when we have something soft-ish that still requires chewing, like cooked cauliflower.
-People that exaggerate everything. No, you didn't break your finger, it's barely jammed.
-The fact that my parents won't let me hang out with my friends because they say I'm going to get a "reputation."
Hmm you're right. I do feel better. =]]
maggieco343 4 years ago
OMG LOVE your videos you are sooooo right and FUNNY
PepsiGirL 4 years ago
Haha, your hilarious.
prettydisaster08 4 years ago
peoples shocked faces, i dont know why.
hannahspanner07 4 years ago
i agree with you
Dantei117 4 years ago
I hate when you go to the dentist and you have your mouth open, your drooling like a dog in 150 degree whether, and you're wearing that stupid mint green bib they put on you with smears of plaque that they whip on you. Then suddenly your dentist starts talking to you. I hate that because your like struggling not to swallow so you just kind of choke out words. Another thing that bugs me is (NO OFFENSE) big women in tiny microscopic clothes that think they're the best thing since sliced bread.
killthevillageppl16 4 years ago
things that bother me:
1. wHeN pEoPlE tYpE lIkE tHiS!!!!
2. acronyms that are so many letters long they seem like they could be names of japanese super models like... omgflrtymn
3. the sound of people brushing their teeth
likechasingwind 4 years ago
oh my god are we soul mates? because everything that annoys you annoys me! especially the pen thing and the amustment part bit. no joke....this is freaking me out. :]
Lexilc 4 years ago
yoooooooooooooo YOU ARE VERY IRRITATED!!!!
rzrzrzrzrzrz 4 years ago
I hate theimaginary friend thing. Seriously imnot crazy. But Freddy has been ignoring me lately i don't kno whats wrong he won'ttell me. =[ i hate it when people ask whats wrong when you're feeling down it gets annoying. i also hate it when people labell you because of stereotypes or like when iget called a childish retart when im just being who i am. i mean yes i like Elmo nd cartoons and all that.
xXxElmozBitchxXx 4 years ago
You would be really hot in eyeliner.
You should try it.
PTPenguino 4 years ago
when people grind their teeth
christieroad27 4 years ago
I hate it when people don't have all the facts about something, and they'll still go off like they do.
Doherty2511 4 years ago
01:41
jeffreysquirrel 4 years ago
i soooo agree with u
SasukesOnlyLove20 4 years ago
1. Chewing with you mouth open and the noise that comes with it! YUCK
2. Valley Girl talk !SLAP!
3. Rap, it sounds like grown men trying to get out of grade school, and Grunge (or whatever it is) THEY JUST SCREAM!!!
4. People kicking the back of my seat while I'm in the Theatre etc etc...
and finally,
5. If you're going to call me, TALK! Talking to someone who's fiddling around with their computer or screaming at their kid is like talking to a wall!
:) Thanks, I feel better!
xBlackCess 4 years ago
i totally agree with all of these. they all annoy me too! lol.
dukie666 4 years ago
I don't like it when girls who when they see each other do that girly scream thing like OMG I haven't seen you in ages but in reality they all were out together the night b4 it seems so fake to me. Plus the actual scream thing goes right through me. Hugs fine scream no go.
suzytheQ 4 years ago
i dont like it when some guys make fun of girls who r smart...or they have straight As...not all guys...some
soccergurl2009 4 years ago
i hate the pen thing, it is a conspericy.
gunmaster260 4 years ago
people who point to their wrist and ask wat time it is really bother me....if u don't hav a watch don't point to your wrist
amakonnen2 4 years ago
Maybe HE'S maybelline? HAHA! =D
Helly93 4 years ago
So, You get aggrivated when women have a fun party before they get married.... Hmm, Thats funny, because, What do Men do before they get married? Their buddies think it'll be a good time to get them a stripper. It's bad enough that strippers have no respect for themselves and Make money by doing so but to have on the night before your wedding
nonnypoo 4 years ago
, when your marrying someone you'll probably be witht he rest of your life... That doesn't fly, But I didn't hear anything about that in your vlog, Hmm, Funny
nonnypoo 4 years ago
oh you just about said everything I hate as well
the only one I miss is spitting on the street
soooooooooooo grose!!!!!!!!!!
irenedirks 4 years ago
Sounds like a double standard. Its been perfectly acceptable for men to behave this way. Bachelor parties have been around a lot longer than bachelorette parties!! The groom can have a party with strippers, get completely intoxicated and sometimes cheat on the bride in order to have one last night of freedom!! Have you never been to a bachelor party?
TCH1510 4 years ago
his hand movements are hilarious when he complains
crazybunny666 4 years ago
I feel your pain Chris. My imageinary friend won't talk to me either...
SamyueruHikage 4 years ago
that was the best video i've EVER seen.
theCombusted 4 years ago
HOW are you still adorable while complaining??!! amazing! yay Chris!
shelberz1 4 years ago
so funny
jackinsonn 4 years ago
hahaha- aww. Do you write this stuff down before you say it? Are you a stand up comedian- this shits gold. But just on one point- dont guys go out and get strippers and things for bucks night??
MegKM 4 years ago
"maybe HE'S maybelline?"
LMAO! i broke out in laughter when you said that! =P
doubleeya 4 years ago
lol well said dude!
1.spoiled brats,
2.people who gossip indiscreetely
3.large women with tight clothes
4.thin women wearing even tighter clothes and look like skeletons
5.too much make up
6.women who pull their thongs up their trousers high much you can see them from miles away.
7.emo's and goths wearing their outfits when its 100+ degrees
8. when people bother about stupid things or get famous for even more stupid things eg. Paris Hilton
whitemagick4 4 years ago
haha, you're so entertaining, thanks for making my day! :D
siennalevitt 4 years ago
Omgggggg, I love you so much! AT least your opinions... They are sooo smart, unlike some.. You are brilliant!!!
forksspoonsnknives 4 years ago
i messed up up on #6 i ment stupid rules and laws
itsonlyem 4 years ago
things that get on my nerves:
1. when im tring to tell someone something and they dont listen to what a have to say
2. when people drive way slower than the speed limit (i.e drivig 40 mph in a 55 or 60 mph road)
3.when people are listening to the radio or a cd a keep changing it (especally when i was just getting into the song)
4 people who are rude
5 paris hilton ('nuff said)
6 stupid rules a laws
7 the fact that no matter how many times i try, i cant get a job anywhere
itsonlyem 4 years ago
wow guys with eyeliner how is that hott??? and you wonder why everyone freaked when he walked on stage at the awards and Duh we all want attention some are just more desperate than others LOL but maybe you've got something or not/
LunaPyre 4 years ago
I hate that I am the only one that does house chores. I also hate when people chew food or gum loudly. I hate when my mom or boyfriend tell me when to go to sleep. (I'm 22 years old.) At midnight, I'm already tired and I know I should go to sleep. But it's even worse cuz I'm grumpy and insist upon going to sleep when I want to. It's funny how adamant I am about it. They are infringing upon my independence...LOL
mhoppe123 4 years ago
This error message:
"Your comment was not posted because it contains a URL or email address"
My comment contained neither of those. It was witty. And it was about the goof who stands too close behind you in line.
JammyBrown 4 years ago
a computer lagging...
MRauron 4 years ago
It's emo to wear black eyeliner. Penis and vagina birthday cakes. When luggae is on the conveyor belt and the other people pick up their luggage and they knock mine and everyone elses off the conveyor belt. Girls who burp without being polite. Girls who are skinny with thinning hair and have ugly teeth and they don't wanna hear about it. Users on You Tube who block me from commenting on their videos and two can play that game.
FlowingGeisha 4 years ago
1)When I am going to make it somewhere on time, but then I have to take a dump, which ends up making me late. 2)People who talk really loud on their cell phones in public. 3)Fat girls who wear tight clothes that show all their rolls of fat. 4)People who when they talk, every other word is "like." 5)Those idiots at sports events who wave at the TV camera.
6)Going to a movie with somone who has already seen it; and they say stuff like "oh, here comes a good part" or "she is going to die",etc.
Jason41523 4 years ago
people who tell me their hyper i mean i can allready friggen tell
People that wear shirts that say ANGEL or PRINCESS
People who tell the stupidest jokes as if their funny and their serious
People who say the stupidest things that can be interpritated for something else without them even catching on to wat they had said
People who speak in I.M. outloud like OMG or LOL
audrea14 4 years ago
i feel your pain. my little bro chews so FRICKIN LOUDLY
bobclubcomics 4 years ago
My all time worst pet peeve is people who eat loud and with their mouths open. I saw this girl at the bar the other night eating tacos with sour cream and it was just all over her face and she was on the phone....guess thats why she was eating alone........
socriup3 4 years ago
what really bothers me is when people say "you know"
fat people at the beach with very little clothes on
emo people <get over yourself>
old creepy people
the way old people drive really slow
snow birds
chewing with your mouth open
and people that dont know how to have fun and they poop on your party!
beckylollipop 4 years ago
hate it when people r on the fone while eating,
people sending text messeges over and over again.
when u have to repeat somethin u just said.
bad drivers
and so many other things
lacro87 4 years ago
AHAHAHA.
I know how you feel about the phone thing.
I hate that.
That pisses me offfffffffffffff.
Gaarax33 4 years ago
people who hate emo and dont even know what the fuck theyre talking about
titoxcore 4 years ago
8 girls getting ready in one bathroom to go out like its supposed to be "fun"...wine glasses and drinks all over the bathroom counter...i'm sorry but there is nothing "fun" about being crowded when i'm trying to get ready and drinks belong in the kitchen. PHEW i feel so much better thanks chris. <3
lauren37 4 years ago
Very true about the pens.
ilovearizonausa 4 years ago
really fucked uo dude xD
jackinsonn 4 years ago
-When you're watching a video on youtube where someone's playing the piano and they say clearly on their description, " I DO NOT HAVE SHEETS FOR THIS SONG" & all these people are like, "Have you got the songsheets I so need them thanks." Blind idiots. Girls who are in love with themselves and bitch for the sake of being evil. << Total plastic. EG: Paris Hilton, Linsey Lohan, Hillary Duff Wannabe's.
- People like this need shooting and: Typing on IM like "Aii CnT W8 LuV YaH LoAdS"
Stripesxo 4 years ago
- When people click their fingers/joints and so on. They do it for all 10 fingers and toes. That is the most annoying and sickest noise made.
Stripesxo 4 years ago